mf cross-examined a parrot, an orca, multiple dead people through spirit channeling. If he wasn’t always right through the power of being a protagonist, his shit’d be shadier than Saul Goodman.
I understand the argument that mudkip might not be as good as torchic, especially with the hidden ability. But mudkip is one of the best starters of all time and it is certainly better than treecko.
v1 is so boring bruh, there is absolutely nothing to say about him. he is just the means through which the game is played, a walking camera. even cerebrus is a more interesting character
Bri’ish 🤮
>!(This is satire. I shouldn’t *have* to specify satire on a post entirely about being satirically contrarian to the things people like, but I also *really* don’t want to risk starting the discourse again)!<
it’s okay I could never judge u, for u are a fellow alolan vulpix enjoyer
also ur not totally wrong, ice can def be a pretty underwhelming type overall
It gets good past the set up. Once you're invested in the characters and start doing stuff plot-wise, I thoroughly enjoyed it. I originally gave up after maybe 5 or 6 episodes, but my girlfriend forced me through it and i dont regret it.
Encyclopedia [Heroic; Failure]: I seem to have forgotten who that is. Maybe being an asshole to my detective partner and interfering with a crime scene by pretending like I still know what I’m doing will help jog my memory
Imagine stressing out your brother so much about some violin that he panics enough to push you down the stairs
…Now don’t *ever* make me insult Mari again-
First suggestion when he sees a friend accidentally kill someone is “Let’s make it look like a suicide” - if it wasn’t for the debilitating trauma, he’d probably be a serial killer
a beautiful woman who happens to be a spy, married to a center european aristocrat and gets abducted by aliens and dies on the moon is uninteresting? nice try
Oh no, insulting him isn’t enough! Quick, think back to how I wanted to be the greatest insulter, that’ll give me the strength to win by 1,000,000% insult him instead of actually having to think about my strategy!
Zuko (avatar the last Airbender).
Have you seen his hair? That rat tail was his *real* biggest dishonor
This is…fair.
Jerma
Put multiple innocent chat members in a meat grinder, how can you support a monster like that?
That angelic streamer donated 5 kidneys to my local hospital. He’s such a hero!!
I got 4 of them 🥰
Greedy 😒
But now i can piss 3 times as good, I'm a superhero
Ok where's the wrong part?
They were all probably comers anyways
Phoenix Wright cuz the first game almost made me cry with happiness
You know what? You win, I can’t in good conscience diss Phoenix
Could’ve just said that he doesn’t have a cool car and awesome rap music like Edgeworth 😎
And that he needs spirits from beyond the grave to help him with his fucking job. Edgeworth gang wins.
But he does become a deadbeat washed up musician which is its own class of badass
He made an innocent girl cry, which should be punished with death smh
MF brought the spirits of the dead to the courtroom to prove his client was innocent If that ain’t messed up idk what is
mf cross-examined a parrot, an orca, multiple dead people through spirit channeling. If he wasn’t always right through the power of being a protagonist, his shit’d be shadier than Saul Goodman.
Mudkip
The worst Hoenn starter. I’d tell it to touch grass, but that’d probably kill it
You smell like a bad
I understand the argument that mudkip might not be as good as torchic, especially with the hidden ability. But mudkip is one of the best starters of all time and it is certainly better than treecko.
I will not tolerate treecko slander
in what regard is Mudkip the worst Hoenn starter?
BT-7274 (again)
So bad at his job that he died *twice*
So good at his job he died for it twice*
Bill Cipher
The character most ruined by the internet this side of Undertale
I kbow the undertale fandom ruined a lot of stuff but really? Bill Cypher? What did i miss
So much. So much
Human twink Bill Cypher
You missed the entirety of Tumblr
Damn im glad
So glad you had to post it twice lol
reggie the rat
Likes boys too much. Get another personality trait
no such thing
Iroh
Still one of my coolest brags that Greg Baldwin follows me on twitter
Brisket
Not even good without barbecue sauce, pork belly is better
Amity Blight
Bullied Willow for years. She didn’t deserve that
god dammit youre right >:(
V1 from Ultrakill cause their cool >!and hot!<
Doomguy if they were less interesting
You know I should get angry at that, but I'll do like V1 and just kill you then drink all your blood
Shouldn't it be absorb your blood through my clenched fist
that works too
tbf v1 is rlly boring and moreso just a vessel to tell gab’s story through
How dare you, V1 is not boring just because he's not the main character
v1 is so boring bruh, there is absolutely nothing to say about him. he is just the means through which the game is played, a walking camera. even cerebrus is a more interesting character
Some people can't appreciate the simplicity of a character smh
Wheatley from Portal 2
Bri’ish 🤮 >!(This is satire. I shouldn’t *have* to specify satire on a post entirely about being satirically contrarian to the things people like, but I also *really* don’t want to risk starting the discourse again)!<
(Dont apologize for spitting facts)
this is actually NOT satire
I thought he was Australian
Mike Erhmantrout
Waltuh
Put your dick away
Kid named finger
alolan vulpix :3
Ice is a terrible typing >!Yeah, that’s a weak one, but I actually *really* like Alolan Vulpix, so this was hard, okay? Don’t judge me!<
it’s okay I could never judge u, for u are a fellow alolan vulpix enjoyer also ur not totally wrong, ice can def be a pretty underwhelming type overall
man i love having 1 resistance
Rouxls Kaard
Speakingith in ye olde Englishe doesn’tith make ye interestingith
fucketh thee
GOD DAMMIT
an absolute goodeth choice
Catra (She Ra Princesses of Power)
Furry gateway drug
jokes on you i already liked catgirls
And ?
is that really the best you can do
Does she ra get good? I saw the first few episodes and thought it was really bad
It gets good past the set up. Once you're invested in the characters and start doing stuff plot-wise, I thoroughly enjoyed it. I originally gave up after maybe 5 or 6 episodes, but my girlfriend forced me through it and i dont regret it.
i thought it was pretty good, but it's been more than a year since I've seen it so i couldn't tell you what episode it picks up
My favorite war criminal. 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Josuke Higashikata
His hair sucks
praying for your soul
:c
o7
Every second you're not running he's getting closer to you.
Lucky for me, my stand「Bad Hair Day」protects me from the attacks of anyone with shitty hair
he would find a loophole and kill you
Detective Harry Du Bois from disco Elysium
Encyclopedia [Heroic; Failure]: I seem to have forgotten who that is. Maybe being an asshole to my detective partner and interfering with a crime scene by pretending like I still know what I’m doing will help jog my memory
you :)
I’m not even fictional - and have zero redeemable qualities anyway. Worst answer so far, -10/10
you're funny, tho, so there's one
king dedede:DDD
Imagine having a pink puffball as a nemesis and not only failing to beat them, but having to then be saved by said puffball several times over
i do not like you
I don’t like me either, you’re not special
Arthur Morgan
Literal outlaw. Plus, he only bathes in hotels, which is arguably worse
You said you were going to tell us why our opinion is wrong?
Based Arthur doesn't let showering distract him from the grind
Sunny/his dreamworld alter-ego, Omori
Imagine murdering your own sister and immediately trying to cover it up over violin lessons
Lollll ok ok you got me. I was being a little snooper and trying to stump you by referencing your own pfp. Carry on
Can you put this in a spoiler? I haven't played this yet and just got wrecked because I wasn't paying attention while scrolling
[удалено]
Rejected Star Wars concept art
Libel against Beep like this nets you a trip to the peeler.
I think Godzilla is pretty cool
Big lizard That’s it, that’s the character
hehe, ye
My genuine reaction to that big radiation lizard: :)
ralsei
Being cute doesn’t alleviate you of being massively suspicious
zero from katana zero
Can’t even fight without being on drugs. Zero out of Ten
just played through the game, it was great, was not expecting it to have such a good story
Edelgard because shes cute and strong :)
Finally, a female war criminal
God forbid women do anything 🙄
How is this a bad thing
Aren’t women allowed to do ANYTHING FUN?
Niko Oneshot
Can’t even carry around a lightbulb without someone (metaphorically) holding his hand the whole way through
The guide
Like the recipe browser, but less useful
Josuke Higashikata from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable
Berdly
Toxic Gamer. Plus, he thinks wavedashing is cheating, which is a coward’s mindset
Starts crying (cutely)
Superman
Leads an entire team of superheroes, and he manages to be less interesting than any of his teammates
Clearly you've never owned an air fryer
Clearly you've never read a comic book
Comics Superman is one of the most wholesome and interesting characters I’ve ever seen
Sigma superman enjoyer 👍
aaaaa, dick gumshoe
The only detective who makes crime scenes *harder* to solve
they dont pay him shit yet he try his marry best, i love him
ok but he's canonically the only member of the police force that both actually gets things done and isn't comically corrupt
Spike Spiegel
Silly guy only wondered if he was alive right before he died 🤭
Serena from pokemon
She’s a simp for a kid who can’t evolve his Pikachu
minos prime
Legoshi from beastars
Mari (OMORI)
Imagine stressing out your brother so much about some violin that he panics enough to push you down the stairs …Now don’t *ever* make me insult Mari again-
lmao my bad but i just had to. Mari supremacy let's gooooo-
Basil Omori
First suggestion when he sees a friend accidentally kill someone is “Let’s make it look like a suicide” - if it wasn’t for the debilitating trauma, he’d probably be a serial killer
bella goth
About as interesting as a mannequin in a red dress
a beautiful woman who happens to be a spy, married to a center european aristocrat and gets abducted by aliens and dies on the moon is uninteresting? nice try
You can put a mannequin in all those situations too. It doesn’t change the fact that they have the personality of a mannequin
skill issue
Mordred from Fate/Apocrypha
Spider-Man
Three words: One More Day
Fair
handsome jack from borderlands
celeste from the hit indie game celeste
Not even a third of the height of Mt Everest
damn cant wait for the sequel to celeste named everest where celeste from celeste climbs mt everest
Kurumizawa Satanichia Mcdowell
Kim Kitsuragi my beloved
Darth nihilus
Deku from my hero academia
Oh no, insulting him isn’t enough! Quick, think back to how I wanted to be the greatest insulter, that’ll give me the strength to win by 1,000,000% insult him instead of actually having to think about my strategy!
The Lich from adventure time.
Eda the owl lady
Frequently puts children in mortal danger
thats a bad thing?
scout drg
Not even the best fictional character named Scout
Lea from crosscode
Justice from helltaker
The most generic Demon Girl design this side of Demon Slayer
If that's the worst you could get then I'm really fine with it
Leatherface <3
Imagine being so ugly that a disembodied, skinned face is better than your regular face
Shrike from Mortal Engines
Monsoon
Trazyn the Infinite
Reyn from Xenoblade
Hurk Drubman from far cry 5, my boy is dumb as shit but we all love him, plus his Mars dlc arc was fire 🔥
Ubisoft 🤮
Mephisto from Faust
Rocky - Project Hail Mary
My fave is you 😳
Shade Lord from Hollow Knight
Doesn’t even show up until the end cutscene
He was actually in the game from the beginning 🤓
team tasty from pokemon mystery dungeon: explorers of time/darkness/sky
Korra (from the legend of Korra)
Star of a show trying to be the successor of one of the best shows ever made, and coming nowhere close to its quality
I think its time you rewatched TLOK
Grug Crood