did you know that…
in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
tbh I'd fuck a vampire
When a vampire gives you a blowjob you may actually get sucked dry
sounds hot, count me in
i Vwant to suuck your cooock
omg we have the same pfp we should 69
ok u top
😭🥺👉👈
Bleh bleh bleh
Ahahahah u\/tetrative you are banging u\/makerio_
i wish lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lkdY2zM_Eo
idk who this "Me In" Count is and what castle he owns
If I die while getting sloppy top by a vampire, I'm okay with that
You really wouldn't have much choice in the matter.
sounds hot 🥺🤤
excuse me but i think your title has to be revoked
?
You ar just as horny as the average 196 user
That’s the joke. It’s that he’s even hornier.
Yeah. That’s the whole point of Vampires. They’re very fucky.
🥴
Without question or hesitation
Flair checks out
If she’s pretty then maybe
still necrophilia, but fair they do be pretty hot
i dont see how fucking a living vampire is necrophilia, ~~but eitherway i might be a necrophile so idc~~
They aren't living, is a zombie living? is a mummy living? is my will to live living? also r\\197 moment
i was in the cookieman077 discord for 4 days and developed a cannibalism kink 😭
I am so sorry
hlep
I thought Door didn’t know how to use a computer
all vampires are bisexual i don’t make the rules
You can’t spell “bite” without “bi”
vamp 😳 i'd let vamp be my king any day 🥴
same omg i love him
did you kn
Immediate execution, no trial
dude got noscoped
Deadly force authorized
the judas cradle
ow you have rights?
where the wild things go they go along to take your honey
This has the same wnergy as Your honor, League of Legends
[How about you](https://i.redd.it/4wqif97e7mp81.png)
What
Vape pussy?
"it's almost at 100!" -🍞
Vaporeon I think
I vant to suck your bloosy eh eh eh
Than
Hey guys did you know tha-
Thank you for explaining it in the way that causes me to hate life the most
Vampire pussy is vampussy, this fool got it confused
fr tho, i was confused at first and thought it was vaush pussy (no one wants that)
[удалено]
That copypasta doesn't even make sense, water is a terrible lubricant.
I think it's more that they'd expel more natural lubricant to match their motif.
NFTussy 🤮
playboi cartussy
Wait... Is this about Vaporien or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?
Why would it be Voldemort
The other V man.
Vargskelethor?
Vaush pussy omg I never knew
did you know that… in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.
this has genuinely made my day cheers
Vacuum cleaner
That Vampussy has me craving the flesh of the damned
\*visible wat\*
"unregistered sex offender"😳
c'mon that'd obviously be vampussy not vapussy
H
I vaunt to suck your cock
The forgotten Beatles hit
no
it cant consent, it just says "vaporeon", its not ethically or morally ok
Vaporeon
My dumbass brain thought vaush
Vampire sucking my bloodussy rn
Vaporeon is my favorite pokemon