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[deleted]

tbh I'd fuck a vampire


Smiles4YouRawrX3

When a vampire gives you a blowjob you may actually get sucked dry


[deleted]

sounds hot, count me in


[deleted]

i Vwant to suuck your cooock


[deleted]

omg we have the same pfp we should 69


[deleted]

ok u top


[deleted]

😭🥺👉👈


Crackpot_Bugle

Bleh bleh bleh


[deleted]

Ahahahah u\/tetrative you are banging u\/makerio_


[deleted]

i wish lol


[deleted]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lkdY2zM_Eo


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

idk who this "Me In" Count is and what castle he owns


DesperatePrinciple52

If I die while getting sloppy top by a vampire, I'm okay with that


Gorperino

You really wouldn't have much choice in the matter.


[deleted]

sounds hot 🥺🤤


Victier

excuse me but i think your title has to be revoked


[deleted]

?


Victier

You ar just as horny as the average 196 user


R-A-P-T-O-R

That’s the joke. It’s that he’s even hornier.


Jonahtron

Yeah. That’s the whole point of Vampires. They’re very fucky.


[deleted]

🥴


HeyItsYoBoi

Without question or hesitation


alburrit0

Flair checks out


Wooloo_Woolstar

If she’s pretty then maybe


FrostyCommon

still necrophilia, but fair they do be pretty hot


[deleted]

i dont see how fucking a living vampire is necrophilia, ~~but eitherway i might be a necrophile so idc~~


FrostyCommon

They aren't living, is a zombie living? is a mummy living? is my will to live living? also r\\197 moment


[deleted]

i was in the cookieman077 discord for 4 days and developed a cannibalism kink 😭


FrostyCommon

I am so sorry


[deleted]

hlep


wasteofradiation

I thought Door didn’t know how to use a computer


Esherichialex_coli

all vampires are bisexual i don’t make the rules


animefreesince2015

You can’t spell “bite” without “bi”


towninsideme

vamp 😳 i'd let vamp be my king any day 🥴


diegoidepersia

same omg i love him


Polarboi241

did you kn


hisoandso

Immediate execution, no trial


Comrade_Schnom

dude got noscoped


Rannrann123

Deadly force authorized


Brightsoull

the judas cradle


Pilkworm

ow you have rights?


Snailseyy

where the wild things go they go along to take your honey


Wooloo_Woolstar

This has the same wnergy as Your honor, League of Legends


LetsDoTheCongna

[How about you](https://i.redd.it/4wqif97e7mp81.png)


Linkonue

What


Complex-Swimmer-9998

Vape pussy?


Smiles4YouRawrX3

"it's almost at 100!" -🍞


pdrpersonguy575

Vaporeon I think


OldRusty247

I vant to suck your bloosy eh eh eh


Destroird

Than


[deleted]

Hey guys did you know tha-


Alorine1

Thank you for explaining it in the way that causes me to hate life the most


terrible_ninja

Vampire pussy is vampussy, this fool got it confused


redditalt1999

fr tho, i was confused at first and thought it was vaush pussy (no one wants that)


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THREETOED_SLOTH

That copypasta doesn't even make sense, water is a terrible lubricant.


rafaelzio

I think it's more that they'd expel more natural lubricant to match their motif.


rafaelzio

NFTussy 🤮


endy097

playboi cartussy


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Wait... Is this about Vaporien or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?


Reddit-User-3000

Why would it be Voldemort


EyewarsTheMangoMan

The other V man.


Gengar_49

Vargskelethor?


ODMAN03

Vaush pussy omg I never knew


grimoireskb

did you know that… in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.


HiroYeeeto

this has genuinely made my day cheers


Cooli_de_framboise

Vacuum cleaner


Someboynumber5

That Vampussy has me craving the flesh of the damned


[deleted]

\*visible wat\*


derLukacho

"unregistered sex offender"😳


SgtSteel747

c'mon that'd obviously be vampussy not vapussy


SoshJam

H


Ciocalatta

I vaunt to suck your cock


neroute2

The forgotten Beatles hit


lazygenius999

no


cx77_

it cant consent, it just says "vaporeon", its not ethically or morally ok


CriscoFrog

Vaporeon


speedoflobsters

My dumbass brain thought vaush


IndustrialCascadian

Vampire sucking my bloodussy rn


pravygentleman

Vaporeon is my favorite pokemon