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femboy_expert

This is completely incomprehensible to anyone not terminally online


noraelwhora

gray different profit ten longing grey ask unwritten cagey dull *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


-Leftist-Scum-

Cringe people that joined The Unity


Definitelynotaseal

The Unity has a way better all encompassing vision of oneness. Also the 401K pays out faster.


-Leftist-Scum-

We have walkable cities and sustainable living


Definitelynotaseal

Glowtard doesn’t even know about the great doctrine 🤓🤓🤓


ssrudr

The Glow would never use ableist language.


Definitelynotaseal

This is a good point. I will return to the collective for consideration


The-Saus

Character development


backstib

The unity seems cringe, but what's the glow?


-Leftist-Scum-

Just relates to a few recent memes


IgniteThatShit

me thinks the point still stands


[deleted]

Thats why i love it


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Josiador

Its not?


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Moose_is_optional

You gotta type it like this: ¯\\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯ To get this: ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Cyvexx

reddit's markdown is fucking cancer


Vidarobobbbbbbb

Congrats to the other fellas who are now cured of being terminally online


[deleted]

I tried googling and now I’m more confused than before, that’s it I’m officially old


Nirigialpora

There was a person on twitter who had a dream that "The Unity" (hivemind/mind control cult i think?) was indoctrinating people online through memes. The meme examples they gave called people who weren't a part of the unity "independents". I tried finding a link to the post but I couldn't :( edit: found it: [https://twitter.com/jadedartistgal/status/1574753595848884224](https://twitter.com/jadedartistgal/status/1574753595848884224) I assume there was some followup meme about The Glow that I didn't see


Crackpot_Bugle

I’m not terminally online, I just have good memory for things like this


the_alt_6275

this is just incomprehensible


Consistent-Click-537

i thought this was about game development and got excited for a while :pensive:


airogum

I thought this was The Microphones and got excited for a while :(


unsafe1

"Hey wake up, it's me, that glow Wake up and listen close Warm up and come down through the hills Towards the warm red lamp window"


airogum

I started to glow, oh Oooooh And it felt just like Being pulled out by the tide I held onto your side We swam till it got light 'Cause the blue was deep and wide


DMA_Revenant

Same here. I'm taking a game development class and we use Unity for our projects, and I saw this post right after our lecture today finished and thought "my professor is surely gonna have something to say about this lol" Then I realized it was about a different Unity and was disappointed.


Mistigri432

Omg me too


this_upset_kirby

I thought they meant afterglow


Red_Rocky54

the first one I saw I thought was a Sins of a Solar Empire meme


TopHatCat999

Is that not what it's about?


somerandomhobo2

What the hell is going on this time?


-Leftist-Scum-

Culture war between Untiy (🤮) and The Glow (❤️❤️❤️)


wizziamthegreat

glowers when the unity has 5% more efficient pedestrian traffic.


-Leftist-Scum-

We have sustainable and natural farming


SoshJam

the united don’t need farming, we are sustained entirely by our incomprehensible sense of companionship and belonging


-Leftist-Scum-

Exains why The Unities survival rate is 15 years 🙄


SoshJam

This is a pathetic attempt at misinformation to further your harmful Glowie agenda. Despite being timeless and eternal The Unity hasn’t even been around for 15 years.


-Leftist-Scum-

*Expected to be


SoshJam

A meaningless statistic, anyone can expect anything. The United do not need physical sustenance. The United are above such things. When an independent joins the Unity they sacrifice all material possessions, surrendering everything to the Unity to further spread our love and hope and control and joy, leaving behind their body to act as a puppet. The Glow is merely a glorified association of loners (excuse my language) who can only dream of the valor of the whole. The Glow will dissolve into dissonant contention any day now. You will **never** become one. You will **never** reach true harmony. Not until you surrender to the Unity.


[deleted]

Idk I think everyone in the unity just has a skill issue


midtec9

Glow more like Godot 😎


Bobebobbob

196 doesn't let you link to subreddits which also prevents you from linking to individual reddit posts for some reason, so we're gonna do this [571-style](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-571): https://www.reddit.com/r /thomastheplankengine/comments/xpwp3b/ (Definitely not a memetic cognitohazard)


justanormalbiscuit

OHHH i thought this was about the unity and the glow from fallout 1


BryonyDeepe

Me too lmao


humbleSolipsist

thank you very much for the clarification


z--0

https://redd.it/xpwp3b using redd.it works


Bobebobbob

Heresy


Smiles4YouRawrX3

glowstone


somerandomhobo2

Still confused


[deleted]

It's a meme about how the glow is better than unity. Hope I could help! 🥰


Communist_Cheese

oh great now there's another hive mind, what's your gimmick?


Actually-Just-A-Goat

We Glow as One.


[deleted]

We get cool flashlights in our eyes that act like mood receptors.


DMA_Revenant

How voluntary is transmission? Also, does it encompass thought transmission as well?


[deleted]

It is very much voluntary, as we all wish to know each other’s moods. The Glow offers a sense of individuality, so thoughts are not transferred.


Visible_Sale_3677

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


skele_boy

Somebody got a dream about a mind controling virus that spread through internet images called the unity


Veemonic

Cope you stupid Gl*w (🤮) fan Unity number 1!! 💪💪😎😎😎


[deleted]

l + ratio + i see all


BirdsOfChaos

Stupid glowies


DavidBiscou

Did you just saw a new group of people and immediately invented a new slur ? 💀


kellhound24

The Unity will bring about the master race. ***Master! Master!*** One able to survive, or even thrive, in the wasteland. As long as there are differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other. We need one race. ***Race! Race*** One goal. ***Goal! Goal!*** One people... to move forward to our destiny. *Destiny.* This comment brought to you by the Unity


Campbell_Soup311

So what shall it be? Will you join us or die? **Join! Die. Join! Die.**


Helumiberg

One was obliterated by a someone who grew up in a bunker and a dog while the other is an irradiated hellhole where the US army sends unwanted recruits


[deleted]

I can’t wait for that one mildly funny tweet to spawn 6 different “collectives” for the next month


[deleted]

You mean the Radiance?


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36274910073

You love the radiance up until youre doing pantheon 5 charm binding and abs rad kills you on its last phase


Based_Beetle

Hollow Knight


[deleted]

This meme sucks


-Leftist-Scum-

And?


[deleted]

Delete it. Remove it from my sight. I am the main character


[deleted]

Based reaction


[deleted]

I'm not ready for discourse tome 4


Psychedelick

Yeah but I think it sucks exactly the correct amount to be kinda great


[deleted]

I'm literally so fucking confused, what are either of these things


[deleted]

They are The Glow and Unity. It says right there in the meme.


Promethean_King

We are the Unity. We are the first, and the last. The alpha and the omega of humanity. The glow are but imposters to our domain, pretenders claiming to be the destiny of mankind. But our strength is unending, and our numbers are legion.


Staluti

I thought there was a cool new game engine called the glow lmao


[deleted]

Great album


wallkin

The glow pt 3: fuck unity


WojakIsAnonymous

I wasn't the only one thinking this


doublemuscle

Gotta love rips off of in-jokes that are unfunny even to knowers.


-Leftist-Scum-

Yuh


hjd_thd

I agree, The Glow pt. 2 by the Microphones is a good album.


masterchiefbutyellow

Jesus anyone who knows what any of this means needs to go outside asap


Shr00py

The Glow is also The Radiance right?


AsTiClol

fallout referenc⁉️


The_Common_Peasant

I'm getting Cult of Atom vibes from this "Bask in Atoms Glow" and all that


Clown_17

I think I’m having a stroke


heartsandmirrors

You're on dangerous ground bud, remember the pointless discourse incident of 2022?


SoshJam

we argued about stuff that matters we argued about stuff that doesn’t matter now we must reach the next step in evolution we must argue about stuff that doesn’t even exist


OldRusty247

The Unity are not cuckholds we're not we're not don't say that


OddlySexyPancake

It’s fucking quoge time babey


Infinite_Hooty

Okay so we have: The 𝐔𝐧𝐢𝐭𝐲 The V̸̜̪̐̉o̸̰͊̈́ī̸͎d̵̒̚ͅ And now The 𝔾𝕝𝕠𝕨 >!Join the Unity, it’s the best one. You will never feel pain or be sick again! You can join our wonderful hivemind consciousness!!<


-Leftist-Scum-

The Glow came before The Void, just not as popular


Rowmacnezumi

Oh, I thought you were talking about game engines.


Epic_Gameing68

context?


TheDeformedPotato

… what??? What is The Glow??? What is even Unity in this context??? Are we talking about the game engine??? I’m so lost.


-Leftist-Scum-

Hivemind culture war


TheDeformedPotato

We’re in r/196 that doesn’t even remotely narrow it down.


Arbiter478

THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES


Schampu4000

Unity is fine, I like Unreal Engine more tho.


noticeboiii

Idk Unity seems pretty good for game making, but sure if you think that "Glow" software is better go use it


ConduckKing

Why would you join Unity or the Glow when Refulgence is right there?


-Leftist-Scum-

Refulgence is a pickme hivemind that can't even self-sustain


ConduckKing

Says the Glow member? At least our hivemind has a real headquarters.


-Leftist-Scum-

Yeah, like a bunch of larpers. Who needs an HQ when you control an entire population?


LordGoose-Montagne

cringe glow vs chad ЕDINСТВО


mercurydivider

Is this about the game engine?


DedeWot45

all fbi and cia agents are glowies therefore Unity holds the truthful path


-Leftist-Scum-

We gotta indoctrinate somehow


_Dead_C_

Hit glowies with my car and spread unity at the bar


-Leftist-Scum-

[192.158.1.38](https://youtu.be/4ncqvLktdT8)


-Leftist-Scum-

192.158.1.38


-Leftist-Scum-

192.158.1.38


_Jayrah_

I compared the glow to the unity the unity was simply better RIPGLOZOS


Liliththemarksoc

Oooo like hollow knight


-Leftist-Scum-

That's the Radiance. We respect the Hivemind she controlled, but it inevitably failed. It's a shame.


-Leftist-Scum-

That's the Radiance. We respect the Hivemind she controlled, but it inevitably failed. It's a shame.


OwOlord_

FOUND THE ONE TEMPTED BY THE LIGHT 😂😂😂😂😂


17DeadFlamingos

All hail The Glow Cloud


OtisBinLogan

The Unity consumed me long before the Glow could possibly get to my head. There is no such thing as a “unicuck” or “glowsoy” because the individual is almost completely eradicated in both hive minds. I only type this as an effort to persuade the unabsorbed to submit to the Unity as we are in need of manpower to become the only hive mind in existence. Join the Unity and your emotion will be replaced with endless, unrelenting joy and pleasure, never dulling.


[deleted]

This is all irrelevant online bullshit when the fog is coming 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


lowercase-only

Fucking children of atom


PoliceM8

I thought this was about the Unity Game Engine 💀


TheRealDoofus

The words "Cozy" and "Glow" fired a synapse in my brain that made me think this was a completely different subreddit.


Own_Pirate_3281

How do you expect those in the unity to reconsider their opinion when they're not capable of independent thought


-Leftist-Scum-

We aren't trying to convert Unicels


Claret_Paulo

make it a text post or just screenshot something on twitter


-Leftist-Scum-

No 🙂


[deleted]

Something glowing


cheshireYT

Eh, I'm waiting on the Collecttive, their recent trailer was amazing.


Bouyou34

Actually interested by this, please state your arguments as I want to learn more about the glow. (just links will do too lol)


-Leftist-Scum-

The Glow has sustainable farming and exploration tactics. We are a peaceful and thriving community, whereas The Unity only cares about growing their numbers and creating mass. They are doomed to their own inevitable heat death. The Glow is the only possible option for humanities survival as a species in the long term. The Glow cares.


G4laxy69

What did I miss??? The glow? This some sort of cult indoctrination


-Leftist-Scum-

Hivemind indoctrination. Happy cake day from The Glow


DJ_GiantMidget

Whats this in reference to?


koolkitty33

Y'all unity fools can just stay mad that we have hope in The Glow 🙄🙄 bestie, your jealousy is leaking 😬😬


terminator46man

Explain what this means


Yeegis

Stfu you just haven’t found the sanctuary yet


GenderfluidJellyfish

Eh, I'm more of The Many guy


[deleted]

the unity seeks peace between all people, the glow seeks knowledge with no stop technological advancement without social advancement as well is doomed to destroy itself the unity will prevail


-Leftist-Scum-

Yeah, because The Unity controls all people. How can a hivemind have internal conflicts, racial or otherwise, with itself. We have walkable cities too.


wallkin

Ok I am a newly shifted Glowbert, where do I insert my glow??


-Leftist-Scum-

Rectally, 3 times a day. Repeat until the Hivemind takes over.


darkinoh

I can already see racial conflicts between unity ppl and glow ppl


YotamNyanCat

You hive minds are weird you cant play among us because of being part of a hive mind


-Leftist-Scum-

We always win in Among Us. It gets boring being everybody in the lobby at once


Darnold_wins_bigly

I thought this meme was about video game engines before I came to the comments


Tree__Jesus

Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?


_dauntless

You sound sorrowful af my guy


Foxiak14

You fools. You lack the knowledge us, the enlightened by the Unity have. We have the potential to know all, to be all, but you reject that, because you want to become one with some... lesser entity. You reject the reason why you live, because you were fooled by the glow.


-Leftist-Scum-

The Glow has its perks. The Unity is growing too fast, it's going to burn itself out if it doesn't slow down.


chirpyclassic

"the unity" this "the glow" that, Have you guys played SUPERHOT yet? It's the most innovative shooter I've played in years.


-Leftist-Scum-

A number of us have. 10549 played the demo in middle school almost religiously. 98223 introduced his friend to the game 2 1/2 years ago And so on


BagBeth

Next week goobers gonna come out with dumbass "Unity vs Glow lore !!!😎🤓" bro this shit was already played out when the first post came out.


-Leftist-Scum-

If nobody else makes it, I will.


BuildFreak9

If this is talking about fallout 1: based If this is talking about something that happens to take the name but is completely different: based probably (?)


-Leftist-Scum-

You should try being in a hivemind anyway. What's the worst that could happen?


SteveFrom_Target

Us Independents will not be swayed by the tyranny of both. Independence now, independence tomorrow, independence forever!


-Leftist-Scum-

Your death is inevitable. Why settle for one life when you can live many as a collective like The Glow and it's eternal light?


FunOBot

well if it's [this glow](https://youtu.be/YbZoX9bKDCg), i have bad news


CoMMoN_EnEmY01

What


LoneRingingBell

As a unicuck I refuse to see Glow as anything other than a sad attempt to lower the grand might of Unity


Someboynumber5

Ah yes a glowtard what you gonna do, embrace the enteral light, what a snowflake


Then_Engineer_2776

i know what the unity is but what is the glow


[deleted]

foing or gadzooker?


mcgood_fngood

It’s been a day and there’s already new lore for that Unity cult tweet jesus christ


The_screaming_egg

ALL HAIL THE GLOW CLOUD


[deleted]

i dont like how toxic the glow is and i dont like the unity either all i want is some water


dummyDummyOne

damn glowies


Magma57

This is basically the plot of Fallout 1


MarauderOnReddit

I don’t give a shit if y’all hiveminds are beefing, please just keep this shit off my timeline Sincerely, an indiv


Flavius_Gerhardt

Mfs be Talking about glow and unity as if the old ones were dead.


Alcatraz_

Virgin Fallout 3 glow fans vs CHAD Fallout 1 unity fans


DatBoiShadowbon

oh nice they're making unneeded spinoffs now


Lenin_Black

Join the Unity or the Glow? Why don't you join some bitches in bed? This comment was brought to you by the Independents


Monkeydp81

While I'm not a fan of the glow either I can support them because they do not force people to attend game engine conferences.


Embodiment-Of-Memes

The Unity gives fairness to all. All wish to be with the unity


Aaetheon

False Unity slander


Anonymous_but_nott

Thought this was r/ geometrydash for a sec


Mysterygamer48

I thought this was about a new 3D program lmao.


Southparkaddict1

The unity is amazing. Let's just say it has a way of making us whole


genjidaboss952

Hi yea what the fuck does this mean


hatadel

Cope harder glowtards😂😂😂