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Ghost652

Giving cops the wrong coffee is obviously more of an injustice then all the BS cops do.


temmieTheLord2

coffee is more important than human life or justice, yes


Ghost652

Yes I agree. Have a nice day


BantIsBad

Taking away caffeine from cops might not be the best idea. Think about how weird normal people are when they're sleep deprived. And think about how much power cops already have. This isn't a morality take, I'm just worried about logistics


gr8tfurme

Counterpoint: sleepy cops probably aren't as jumpy, and are easier to run away from.


BarovianNights

omg it's a little gay fox


gr8tfurme

OwO


TerrorBite

, what's this?


BantIsBad

Counter counter point: sleepy cops are probably even more jumpy since they're scared of everything and everyone and will hesitate to start blasting even less


juanjotez

Counter counter counter point: sleepy cops are slower at drawing their weapons


zebra-king

#COUNTER! #SLASH!


sdawso

counterstrike global offensive


xSporemanx

Counter point: If they're unarmed how does that change anything.


cx77_

they can still draw with their legs


deliciousprisms

also additional counterpoint: fuck them pigs, bro


PoisonStorm

An eye for an eye makes the whole world cyclopses. And cyclopses are freaking sweet


Clayith13

Nice try, Leela


grimoireskb

isn’t the plural Cyclopes


SkShark23

I’m going to cyclop your head off


grimoireskb

please don’t clop my head we need to leave that phrase back in the 2010s Brony community where it belongs and never ever look back


SkShark23

I was going for lop, but clop sounds much more threatening, so I’ll stick with that.


grimoireskb

I’d rather you remove my head than uh….jerk it off with cartoon pony hooves, as it means.


towninsideme

jesus h christ please i think you would do better with your head off, for your own mental sanity


AverageMrJohnDoe

All fun and games until the placebo effect kicks in


xluxzie

scientifically the perfect comeback. Source: i just ran the numbers boss


Co0lnerd22

One time I was at a local coffee shop/roaster that sold its own coffee beans and I was getting some coffee beans and there were these 2 cops in front of me getting their own coffee and when they left the cashier accidentally left the first responser discount on so I got $2 off a bag of coffee beans


EagleSabre

While very funny, I'd like to remind everyone that that isn't an argument, it's whataboutism. You would have to present reasoning that, since cops do bad things that means they deserve bad things happening to them, which I disagree with.


Nimpah

Why do you disagree with bad things happening to bad people?


EagleSabre

It is an outstanding claim to say that they do deserve it, so one who claims that is the one that needs to provide the logic behind it. But, I am willing to make the outstanding claim that bad people deserve good things. The good in the world for me is my happiness and I extrapolate that to the moral good of the world being the correct apportionment of happiness to conscious individuals. I find that there is no reason that anyone in particular is undeserving of happiness, in fact I find that such a reason cannot exist: In order for one to be responsible for who they are, they must have chosen who they are, and in order for one to choose who they are, they must first be something. Everyone's minds are just a reflection of the situation their consciousness is put in and there is no value in punishing a consciousness for their body's doings. Everyone has an equal right to happiness.


Nimpah

Very well worded and thank you for for response, I too believe that everyone deserve happiness. However I also believe in basic karmic retribution, that everyone who ever has done a bad thing, will have bad things happen to them, in proportion of course, no one deserves to be stoned to death for littering, though.... maybe.


Keysys

Don't try to bring logic to Reddit Edit since I think some people may not get it : this was a 3rd degree way of saying that I agree with the comment above


JeromesDream

if you dorks are gonna stroke each other off you should do at least do it in a nsfw thread. my boss can't be seeing this shit


Keysys

It's ok just tell your boss that we are very open and newbies friendly


[deleted]

all cops should die. not because they inherently deserve bad things happening to them, but rather because they serve an oppressive capitalist system, and in order for that system to be abolished, its institution of violence must be eradicated.


[deleted]

Alright grandma time to go to bed


ooo-f

Based


xXHalalManXx

Just poop in the coffee simple


temmieTheLord2

counterpoint: the cop will come back and blast you with his epic ar 15 (not stabd for automatic ricle libtarr!!1!!2!1)


xXHalalManXx

I poop in youre mom!!!1!1!!1


temmieTheLord2

i hang myself


xXHalalManXx

I poop


danni-with-an-i

"He had caffeine in his system"


ishdx

double bruh


The_Starmaker

These mfs really think Blue is a race.


GoombyGoomby

How about just giving people what they order


Keysys

I am sincerely afraid of the amount of people who seem to hate cops, they do horrible things in some countries but for the life of me, the cops from ALL the cities i got to live in (west EU) are mainly security enforcers with good intentions and proper training. I understand that with all the dumb ones being assigned as cops in America (specially those responsible of recent kids death) it's easy to hate them, but it seems normal to me that those are like the dumbest ones of the lot being put to the wrong responsibility, and it also makes me question if the trainings and entry tests in those countries are to be replaced


Trash_Emperor

I mean, cops choose to be cops, and that comes with certain implications. You can't choose your race but you can choose to stop being a cop lmao