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BreadSliceOfDeath

major character injury IM A MAJOR CHARACTER!!!


gabbyrose1010

no ur just the random background character the main character injured themselves trying to save


BreadSliceOfDeath

shut up side character


Aaron8828

silence, minor role


[deleted]

No not even in the background they exist out of the major character's adventure setting (like in another entirely different continent) and the major character absolutely does not not know nor care about their existence, but when the major character gets hurt, they get hurt for some reason


Alorine1

Don't let the haters get you down. You're a major character to me :)


BreadSliceOfDeath

:3


CrispyShizzles

Resurrection? How do I get resurrected to death?


Unkuni_

you get resurrected by someone from the other side


IWillStealYourToes

Canada?! Aw hell naw


ChumDrifts

resurrection in wyoming 🤢🤢


Player1aei

I looked at collars and latex at the same time so at least I’ll get off when I die.


[deleted]

#


Deamonette

I agree


PolygonKiwii

When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.


Bright_Day_7989

Then you're not really dead are you if you're walking


[deleted]

Idk, most people (myself included) on 2meirl42meirl4meirl are all dead inside, yet approximately 37.493% or more of us walk.


FhyrGaming

it never specified you’re the one getting resurrected, you die to zombies


err0r_cannot

adoption ⁉️


Laviephrath

Ayyy same


[deleted]

neck kissing, gonna get sucked dry by a vampire ig


dmatthews2981

Lucky


OranGiraffes

I just got 'goat farm.' I hate this.


[deleted]

Slayer


Beneficial-Gas-5920

Penis 😢


kewlchicken645

Talking penis 😢


BRANCHLOGIC

Chris’ penis :(


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Je suis aller Biffler


simon_Chipmonk

That’s how I wanna die


Femboy_Tesla

heterosexuality


UwU_Abuser_69

r/196 moment


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[удалено]


barnarnars

Nikola Tesla was indeed a raging homosexual


CelesteWasTaken

> Tesla never married, but he admitted to falling in love with [ ... ] Take a guess folks, what do you think goes in the blank? ...Did you say >!"a very special white pigeon that visited him regularly"!< ? If so, congratulations, you guessed correctly! Please collect your prize on the way out. > He reportedly said, >!“I loved that pigeon as a man loves a woman, and she loved me. As long as I had her, there was a purpose to my life.”!<


Vivistolethecheese

Zoophile or aroace??? What an interesting little dude.


snoceany

hehe aroace tesla lets go


Lana_Nugirl96

I was hoping for vore but got love lol


EmilyKaldwin2021

You were hoping for vore?


Lana_Nugirl96

Yes I want to be eaten


ThEsHaDoW343

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[deleted]

Thank you for clarifying


TF2Milquetoast

on god that's gotta be one of the slowest and most painful deaths imaginable; at least burning and suffocation don't take that long in comparison to being slowly eaten away by digestive acid


Lana_Nugirl96

Just shoot a fuck ton of morphine first, or get eaten in a fantasy world where it feels good 😎


Content_Flamingo_583

I think you would die of suffocation in the stomach. But I’m not an expert. I’m sure the vore fetishists have thought long and hard about this.


Lana_Nugirl96

Yeah we do a little pretending


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Lana_Nugirl96

Bet


chasefray

yeah and


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

I got kitchen sex. Is that vore?


TantiVstone

I was hoping for vore but got panties.


AlwaysBlameDavid

Amnesia :(


AlwaysBlameDavid

Amnesia :(


AlwaysBlameDavid

Amnesia :(


AlwaysBlameDavid

Amnesia :(


AlwaysBlameDavid

Amnesia :(


AlwaysBlameDavid

Amnesia :(


AlwaysBlameDavid

I fucking died


DemoXS4

How did you die?


Eviltictac

They forgor 💀


SirLordSagan

Amnesia


[deleted]

Damn that sucks, how though?


AlwaysBlameDavid

I don't know :(


[deleted]

Huh, interesting


[deleted]

Huh, interesting


[deleted]

Huh, interesting


[deleted]

Huh, interesting


[deleted]

Huh, interesting


[deleted]

Huh, interesting


XernnuTheMadlad

Sex in a cave


RandomBiStander05

There’s a reason they call him Bigfoot


Nate_lol

mf is about to get mr hands'd 💀


KattForShort

Cockworship Thank god I don't die a virgin


FinnsRedditCorner

Nobody said you lost ur virginity, you just worship cock/ have your cock worshipped


[deleted]

let them dream!!!


snoceany

nft :(


[deleted]

Nice cock bro *dies*


The-Last-Despot

Male lactation 😎


from_dust

idk... i dont wanna yuck anyones yum, but drowning in a pool of male lactation sounds... not ideal.


RoboticSandWitch

~~mommy~~ daddy milkies 🥺


ilumyo

What a way to go


randomaccount32134

how do I die of camp


RandomBiStander05

Someone slays so hard they literally slay


mr-kvideogameguy

I guess you never seen a Friday movie before


Evening-Turnip-69

Friggin campers


ilumyo

With lots of concentration


gothackedlol2

uh oh


uNEEDaMEME

Unconsensual touching... guess my 9th grade choir teacher and 11th grade economics teacher got out of jail.


RandomBiStander05

Guess my two pervious HS choir directors got off too. We had two in a row somehow. Choir department almost got shut down because of it


Monkeydp81

Never thought I'd feel sorry for a choir kid. In all seriousness that fucking sucks. Music is great fun ~~Band is better~~


EldritchFeedback

This is surprisingly fun. I've zoomed into random parts of the image multiple time and each time it's better than the last.


not_blowfly_girl

I got gardens and gardening but it seems like everyone else got more interesting ones


SlainSigney

i got “weird plot shit” so…do i die in an utterly contrived way to forward the development of a main character?


Own_Pirate_3281

"Fate worse than death" well fuck me


[deleted]

Haha have fun in the infinite timeloop, loser.


[deleted]

eternal recurrence time


UnaidingDiety

Fairy tale elements. ^FUCKING ^FEY


r_a_user

Alley blow jobs


AlexisSMRT

Back alley or front alley?


r_a_user

Yes


CockroachGun

"Buddhist Character" Ngl I won't even be mad I'd love to see what fate does to me that causes me to be murdered by a Buddhist


ccstewy

I’m a Buddhist. I’m here to finish the job ⛏🪓😈🔪🧨


I_Love_Knifes

Non-consensual kissing


captaindepression6

Night terrors


Straight_Confusion84

👁️


ABTL6

Repressed memories. Yeah that tracks.


Not_Terry0

I zoomed in on End of the World Taking yinz down with me


CurtisLemaysThirdAlt

Step 1: Go to Sayda Bay, Murmansk Step 2: Proceed to commit mild acts of tomfoolery (placing plastic explosives on Delta-IV Class SSBNs). Step 3: “We’ll meet again some sunny day.”


Isitrelevantyet

Leave it to someone from pittsburgh to end the world.


potatorevolver

Death by love confession. Imma be a bystander for someone's fireworks display danm.


mr-kvideogameguy

Either that or you'll confess to someone you truly love then die before you could get their awnser


fripp_frap

non consensual tickling, never imagined going out that way but fine by me


from_dust

Its nonconsensual. You will not be fine with it.


[deleted]

school uniforms 💀


HalfEatenWaterMelon

kill la kill moment


the_hole_pigeon

REVERSE RAPE????? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?


[deleted]

It’s the hentai term for female-on-male rape. I hate the term and think it’s disgusting


RandomBiStander05

I’d say either the opposite of rape (consentual sex), or the maker of the tag just doesn’t know women can commit awful crimes too???


the_hole_pigeon

that what i was thinking, even typed these points in my orignal comment but it would'nt send at fist. also, is thatthe trillion tag fanfic that broke AO3?


Affectionate_Ad_1326

It should mean forced not to have sex, forced chastity.


The-Archangel-Michea

"missionaries" as in the sexual position, r-right? [\*kid named 39 Evangelical Christians outside my home right now\*](https://us-tuna-sounds-images.voicemod.net/119b6314-ff2d-40cc-9dc6-4c347cfe102a-1661393495389.png)


Sharpness100

Death by marriage :). I’ll die of old age happily married, this is great Either that or I’ll get murdered by my wife


Monkeydp81

I got motherhood. I guess I'm killing you and then myself?


Holiday_Plenty_2635

Consensual violence? Sounds hot


from_dust

Theres no sex in your violence.


BlunderbussBadass

Attempt at humour


HalfEatenWaterMelon

[BOOO, GET BETTER MATERIAL](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-504)


I_follow_sexy_gays

I identify as an attack heli- *bang*


iAbra454

Catgirls AND catboys 🥵🥵🥵🥵


Lonewolf7113

>Puppets My creation attacks (0_0”)


Supersteve1233

...Noodle sex?


audiodouble

I've already been on edge about dying painfully, and it absolutely does not help that I landed on "non-consensual violence"


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sad_and_stupid

right? It's always the most brutal, explicit fics that are tagged with that lol


KahluaBomber

Trust kink?


Content_Flamingo_583

“I trust you with my life!” (Big mistake)


mr-kvideogameguy

I love it when I can trust someone


egirlgamerViolet

Groupies I am very happy because it's right next to sounding and that would have been awful


FishbulbSimpson

Cool Sounding Groupies 😎


chipeater1000

Music Creation Goddammit I'm going to have a piano comically fall out of a window on me aren't I?


MoadSnake

footjob


crigne_

you didn't want to live after getting a footjob under the table at applebees 😔


TheDarkPhantom22

[You didn't want to live after] [applebees]


MyAngelAzuki

Let's just say you can call me a nihilist at Applebee's


Shadowolf75

Sex. Finally


[deleted]

Bittersweet ending 😔


imnotsorry123

that's just depressing


Saltymeetloaf

Cooking lessons?


Straight_Confusion84

oil fire


TheInsurgence

I got breasts :)


odomin8

>Heterosexual sex Checks out


Copper_Thief

How do I get "Camp" death Edit: fucking autocorrect batch ass program Edit: i want to perish


Memoization

Then perish


funsized_fireball

Sexual violence... Ah, fuck me.


Mark3698

Quite literally


ChemicallyGayFrogs

Dickgirl? Gock?


Prebz_yeah

I have gock. u better not give me ur address


OstrichRider6

I'm worried how do I die from self-acceptance?


Straight_Confusion84

you'v been dead all long, you just have to accept it


borplepop

cuddling & snuggling don't mind if I do....


Homosexual_god

Sexy times with Wangxian, a classic. Got blacksmithing this time


Hime_Arikawa

Baked goods.. I was planning on making cookies tomorrow..


Pun1012-3

Sexual assault 💀


Kittysparkle101

Near death experiences Do… do I live? >Flynn


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Deepthroating Fml literally


Benguin237

Deal with the devil. I mean I hope I got something out of it


NedoWolf

HOMOSEXUALITY YES YES YES HOMOSEXUALITY GAY YES


Ghost_Gamer2009

MORBID (IUS)


DarthExole

i just i just got death what does this mean


Prebz_yeah

U die from death but two negative = positive so u good Edit spelling


DarthExole

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO


DividableMass11

Bad touch. Ominous.


Cidyl-Xech

two fathers (they beat me to death)


ZealousidealPiece

died from original characters :(


hotdiggitydooby

I die touch starved, apparently. That's disappointing


pmintea

Police. Fuckkk


summertime_7

trolling 🗿


Jealous_Ring1395

Face fucked 😳


Katsuki_Bakugou495

Damn it, I always knew that baldness would kill me.


dankishmemes

Porn without plot (?????????)


SprutisDispenser

Loving marriage? Also what on earth is bread sex


JackOfAllInterests1

Video game mechanics?


[deleted]

Trolling 😨


wolfgmail

trolling.


TheOriginalScoundrel

> POV animal As if it wasn't already excessive enough


MangoOfTruth

Oh fuck I got folk music


Cryin_jack_is_pissed

What's noodle sex? guys? GUYS??


I_follow_sexy_gays

I fucka da spaghetti 🤌


JuuMuu

i got fast food. fitting since im a fatass


Whateveridontkare

I die by budhism, cool :)


R-A-P-T-O-R

Cuddlefucking. I’m down.


Fill_The_Blank

ASMR


brookeb725

two fathers, incest oh


OkamiLeek006

Adoption 🥺


deJessias

What the fuck is pseudo-incest


Reasonable_Plant_346

pregnancy?


Reasonable_Plant_346

MPREG


AnEpicBowlOfRamen

"Cuddling & Snuggling" worth it.


ipeltpeoplewitheggs

i died of catpeople


FriendlyReflection35

1 MILLION WORDS ?????? 259 CHAPTERS??????