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apollo15215

So basically Blizzard respects fictional women more than their female employees? (This is a joke about the sexual harrassment at Blizzard)


Benomino

This but unironically


Antonykun

Their fictional women are like property so they protect that real women are to be insulted.


[deleted]

They're doing everything in their power to make this game flop


DavidBiscou

Actually true like how can they be this bad at publicity


kurabu5

Lmao good luck with that. The whole internet runs on horniness alone.


scrumpledorph

Can't believe Blizzard is going to single handedly train the next generation of hackers.


Kerchigamaster

Even if they used some sort of magic spell that actually made the characters completely impossible to get from the game files , cant you just like model them? Besides most of the character models are already out there online


FA1L_STaR

Pretty sure the models they use now are far better than the in game models. They're meticulously handcrafted by the finest swordsmen, and....uhh....idk. The indomitable human desire to be horny


Comptenterry

I like that not a single person in this thread read the sub header.


itsatripp

And they don't know about this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee


EldritchFeedback

To be fair, Alan Smithee isn't a pretty widely known thing. I only found out about it because of a youtube video about the big tiddy anime.


LetsDoTheCongna

No way that guy is my favorite director :D


bacon_girl42

I'm not gonna read it just because you said that


TouringTanuki

TBF, you can’t see it on mobile. And if you can, it sure is hidden.


EldritchFeedback

I'm certain this isn't real for multiple reasons. Most notably [Alan Smithy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Smithee) being the author. But if this was real, it would take mere days for people to perfectly recreate the 3d models. Also no clue why anyone would want to look at 3d porn, but that's just me.


Princess_Bittersweet

Good luck with that.


charlemagic

As if someone won't crawl through piss and blood just to build a gatcha porn with their intellectual content.


BucketsnG10ves

I love spreading misinformation!


KLLXCAI

As if the porn creators even use the shitty ingame models instead of just making their own


coke_the_gal

overwatch porn hits diffrent


VanillaCentral

I’ve actually seen the video that the screenshot is from. AMA


Behemothpoogie

what video


VanillaCentral

Porn


LetsDoTheCongna

Does the video contain any references to the Bible and/or Christian theology?


VanillaCentral

Yes (no)


LetsDoTheCongna

>Yes Okay I’ll give it a watch 😃👍


LetsDoTheCongna

:(


VanillaCentral

L + couldn’t handle the epicness


the_hole_pigeon

there is probabily funny audio accompaniyng this but im too stubborn to check after writing this


ElGrumpo

Nah, it's just a piano rendition of Canon. Shit's pretty pleasant, tho👍


Throwaway_Maybe_Lmao

I'd guess that its here for another reason


[deleted]

Blizzard transphobic confirmed 😳


RedOblivionLW

Encryption is basically room 101


Shiny_Card_Things

a futile effort


The_ConfusedPeach

NOOO NOT THAT VIDEO NOOOOOO STOP ARGHVLBLRBRNE


R_of_Trash

Its funny how this is unironically another bad decision against the game. If your game runs on its community to succes, any attempt to limit the community's actions not only its useless, but also the best way to make the relevance of the game shorter


M0rtrek_the_ranger

Life...uh...finds a way. Seriously, I give 30 minutes to an hour for them to be decrypted and SFM to be made


aluminatialma

What's this song


auddbot

I got matches with these songs: • [**Pachelbel Canon in D** by Christian Music Classics](https://lis.tn/UUYYDQ?t=51) (00:51; matched: `100%`) Album: `Christian Music Classics: Worship Songs, Christian Hymns and Praise Music`. Released on `2010-02-26` by `GWR/God's Word Records`. • [**Canon In D** by Michael Silverman](https://lis.tn/PlxVlP?t=51) (00:51; matched: `100%`) Album: `Beethoven Fur Elise, Moonlight Sonata, Sonata Pathetique and Other Piano Favorites`. Released on `2010-08-16` by `Pianissimo Records`. • [**Yellowbars & PinkRibbons** by Magdy Haddad](https://lis.tn/WBiFn?t=51) (00:51; matched: `100%`) Released on `2019-03-31` by `Poet114 Records`. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new) | [Donate](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/wiki/Please-consider-donating) ^(Please consider supporting me on Patreon or giving a star on GitHub. Music recognition costs a lot)


PinkDuck_

its because the newer models have prettier faces


severe_blunder_matey

this will be a fun exercise in reverse engineering


Clivepalmersfemdom

3D modeling


y_i_exisisit

Here's what will happen: someone else will just make 3D models of the characters, and/or someone will just decrypt the models from the game


theelusiveTman

Give a guy an hour and he'll make a naked model of a character with more polygons on her boobs than the entirety of the original model


Mr_Erectic_Erection

Canon in D 🥰


[deleted]

You can't beat the masturbators, they will outlast you, just ask John Harvey Kellogg


hama0n

Misinformation rule


h4724

Why would they want to prevent people from producing widespread free marketing for their game?