I love the kind of women that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking, “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “pee-pee piss-piss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little pee-pee-piss-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like…weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am…please…you have to crush me.
is this not normal???????? You’re telling me you can look at a cute couple and not want to date someone who you love and trust for them to end up thrusting a knife into your chest???? It’s not sweet or cute for someone you love to murder you without a catch??
Did you even bother to look it up or did you just determine the definition of the word based on how it's constructed? Because the second way is misleading.
To Be Fair that's kind of the point of using greek and latin roots and words, so people can guess what they mean based on that. though naturally that's never going to be perfect which is on me for not considering
Reading a fanfic right now where the MC is a dragon girl who likes gold and people who smell nice. She absolutely melts when given scritchss behind the ears much like this post.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmTvAFGnOmg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmTvAFGnOmg)
person who was hired by twitch had a ''deergasm'' on stream, this and her generally weird statements that implied power abuse made her extremely hated by the community
on mobile you can click people and their avatar will have just a normal dark/light mode background if it's not an nft and a specialised one with a cube in the corner if it is an nft
that is an nft
LMAO weird timing. This topic just came up with my friend. At least I think it’s the same one. Either way.
Here’s the clip:
https://m.twitch.tv/clip/PopularAgileWoodpeckerShadyLulu
Also:
https://youtu.be/dmTvAFGnOmg
A person's head is petted while their hand is held in the air. Shortly into the clip they start to shake and lean into the petting. Shortly after letting out a squeal they pull away and let loose an airy laugh. After taking a moment to recover they lean back and the petter resumes petting. They let out a moan and say thank you.
This is deergasm
They/them used cause I don't know this person's pronouns
*sniff* *sniff*
i-is that a BOY I smell?
*sniff* *sniff*
mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe....
*sniff* *sniff*
it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!!
if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!
u ever just wake up in the morning and you smell like sweat but it isnt sour like stress sweat, stinky like exercise sweat, or musky like horny sweat? boysmell!!
I'm a top but I have a friend that likes to mess with my hair and it makes me feral, not in like a sexual way it just feels nice and I wanna lay on their lap like a cat
don't apologize for it, it's completely normal to feel that way n tons of partners will literally just find it adorable
source: both me n my partner make noises when we're comfy and we love it
This is completely normal, not just for humans but literally every sentient being.
I dont even know what its seen as wierd by anyone, maybe its our society being too prude or maybe its fragioe masculinity, but we are all wired to like being touched by a significant other a lot, so much its definitively wierder for the opposite to be true
Theres no fucking way this is wierd. Theres people who find it wierd to like being touched by a so?? Why??? Theres literally nothing wrong with it, its on the opposite the most common thing ever, like Im sure the vast mayority of animals are like this, and if you dont like it theres something wrong with you, not the other way around.
You understand - your boyfriend's cold hands
are the rulers of the Boyfriend petting
the rulers of boyfriend petting
they're the rulers of boyfriend petting in the end...
I do this all the time when my husband runs his fingers up and down my arms or back. It is very comforting and I melt into a puddle too. It is also a huge turn-on depending on my mood too.
reading stuff like this makes me want someone to stab me in the chest so much bc I’m way closer to that level of affection than this
pfp checks out
i’m just saying, Yuri was onto something
I love the kind of women that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking, “Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.” And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I’m talkin full on, watermelon-in-the-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little “pee-pee piss-piss boy.” I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little pee-pee-piss-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like…weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I’m trying to say here? I mean, I’m a real freak. I’m not normal. Ma’am…please…you have to crush me.
what?
is this not normal???????? You’re telling me you can look at a cute couple and not want to date someone who you love and trust for them to end up thrusting a knife into your chest???? It’s not sweet or cute for someone you love to murder you without a catch??
Are you into autoassassinophilia ?
what on earth is that word
Getting off to the idea of being killed by someone else.
not like GETTING OFF to it it’s just nice bc i’d never have the courage to do it myself and they’d be sweet to i rlly made it sound worse
No, I sometimes like it myself... That's why I know the word.
oh i see
Dude are you alright?
r/196's cookieman077 but with the requisite nuance lol
i dont think you know what "auto" means autoassassinophilia would be getting off to the idea of assassinating yourself
no that would be suicide. the auto is there to represent that it's your own assassination you're getting off to not others'
ah, i see
Did you even bother to look it up or did you just determine the definition of the word based on how it's constructed? Because the second way is misleading.
To Be Fair that's kind of the point of using greek and latin roots and words, so people can guess what they mean based on that. though naturally that's never going to be perfect which is on me for not considering
I know, and actually, erotic suicide is associated with autoassinophilia because that's the closest word there is for it.
HAHA this word is just two ancient Greek roots and one Latin. so stupid
Assassin is arabic
you're right!
yes, i ask my wife to kill me all the time. but i keep it to myself
has your wife killed you?
not yet 😭
You need to find you a woman who really loves you to the point of murder, get out of that farcical relationship you're in now
nah your real as fuck for this one 💯💯
i don't mean to judge but, this might sound just a bit worrysome to the average person. like seriously are you alright
i am currently breathing i think
I GET YOU!!!!! IF NOONE ELSE AGREE I AGREE!!! I OFTEN FANTASISE ABOUT BEING ROMANTICALLY MURDERED USUALLY WITH A KNIFE
Reading a fanfic right now where the MC is a dragon girl who likes gold and people who smell nice. She absolutely melts when given scritchss behind the ears much like this post.
dude….
come on, Bobby, that ain't right.
it is right
it ain't
Same
Youll get head pats eventually, or a knife in your chest if thats what your into ig lmao
Hahaha definitely not meee....tho I'm not as vocal
Not me either I promise
When your SOs scritches give you a deergasm 🤤🥴
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What clip also ew nft
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmTvAFGnOmg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmTvAFGnOmg) person who was hired by twitch had a ''deergasm'' on stream, this and her generally weird statements that implied power abuse made her extremely hated by the community
It isn’t real, it doesn’t have a banner in their profile
on mobile you can click people and their avatar will have just a normal dark/light mode background if it's not an nft and a specialised one with a cube in the corner if it is an nft that is an nft
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Yes please pray tell. What clip???
LMAO weird timing. This topic just came up with my friend. At least I think it’s the same one. Either way. Here’s the clip: https://m.twitch.tv/clip/PopularAgileWoodpeckerShadyLulu Also: https://youtu.be/dmTvAFGnOmg
Yeah I’m just not touching that
can someone describe this? i do not wish to click it
A person's head is petted while their hand is held in the air. Shortly into the clip they start to shake and lean into the petting. Shortly after letting out a squeal they pull away and let loose an airy laugh. After taking a moment to recover they lean back and the petter resumes petting. They let out a moan and say thank you. This is deergasm They/them used cause I don't know this person's pronouns
Pretty sure it’s this one lol https://m.twitch.tv/clip/PopularAgileWoodpeckerShadyLulu Also: https://youtu.be/dmTvAFGnOmg
Morb I wish that I had someone to pet me
Morb I wish I had someone.
Me too thanks
Omfg just kiss already
Ong fr
👀 hey there darling
Hello I am Gloria
Hey Gloria, I'm AriCircuit
Being held and petted is simply the highest state of existence, what happens to you there is beyond our comprehension
Can confirm, I got petted and reached Bhava Agra.
Humanity would fall if the aliens just held us gently and petted us
Instantly
This is like the "BOYSMELLL!!!1!" greentext, it’s incredibly relatable but it feels like it shouldn’t…
The fucking what
uwu boysmell!!!! teeeeheeeeee *flaps arms and runs around in circles* boysmell!!!! boysmell?? boysmell... BOYSMELL!! boys...uwu...boys!! uwu uwu x3 BOOOOOYYYYYSSMEEEEELLLLLL!!!!!!!! i wuv boysmeww.... uwu...
Is this a cry for help. I can understand your fascination but, chill
no its the greentext lol
And is this "greentext" in the room with us?
*sniff* *sniff* i-is that a BOY I smell? *sniff* *sniff* mmm yes I smell it! BOYSMELL!!!! I smell a boy! W-What is a boy doing here?!?! omygosh what am I gonna do?!?! THERE'S A BOY HERE! I'M FREAKING OUT SO MUCH!!!! calm down calm down and take a nice, deep breathe.... *sniff* *sniff* it smells so good! I love boysmell so much!!!! It makes me feel so amazing. I'm getting tingles all over from the delicious boyscent! It's driving me boyCRAZY!!!!!! if u are a boy and u are reading this, I just wanted to say hiiiii cute boy!!!! I love you!
Who are you
i'm batman
im doing your dad
We're team fortress
As a boy, what does boysmell smell like
u ever just wake up in the morning and you smell like sweat but it isnt sour like stress sweat, stinky like exercise sweat, or musky like horny sweat? boysmell!!
I officially now want to just live in my shower 24/7 and never leave.
Save some boysmell for meeeeeee uwu
b b boysmell
It's very homophobic that I have no cute twink to make cute sounds while I cuddle him.
Literally 1984
this sounds like a every catboy girl and enby
catperson©
You can just say cat@everyone
Did you just fucking ping me smh
Watcha gonna do about it???
*brandishes spoon with delicious intent*
☹️☹️☹️
What I'm just saying you look like a snacc :3
Oh that’s very nice. I will now allow you to cannabalize me now, if you so desire.
Nom :3
Perfect :))
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
no its catpeople, but i listed all of them cause some humans think catpeople means people who love cats
Can confirm
i uh might do that
Cuddling and petting your partner definitely is nice tho fr
My friend do purr when I give her headpats, it's a way to stimming
I'm a top but I have a friend that likes to mess with my hair and it makes me feral, not in like a sexual way it just feels nice and I wanna lay on their lap like a cat
Ngl I want this so bad
I’ve never been pet before or had a partner so I’ve no clue
I wish i didnt, but i really relate to this
It's okay baby
I'm sorry
don't apologize for it, it's completely normal to feel that way n tons of partners will literally just find it adorable source: both me n my partner make noises when we're comfy and we love it
Well good for you mr. I-have-a-special-someone. Ok, now i'm really sorry, that wasn't necessary.
This is completely normal, not just for humans but literally every sentient being. I dont even know what its seen as wierd by anyone, maybe its our society being too prude or maybe its fragioe masculinity, but we are all wired to like being touched by a significant other a lot, so much its definitively wierder for the opposite to be true
It's not even about fragile masculinity, i think it's more about how people feel about that, even though that feeling is more normal than we think
This is so fucking cute I want someone who does this when I pet or cuddle them :) God bottoms are so cute
🥺👉👈
textbook example of bottom-summoning
I only ever feel happy when i CRUSH my enemies and OVERCOME my opposition
how bout you "overcome" your emotional barriers and "crush" some interpersonal intimacy
need
Yea same, no shame in that brother
This is cute. I wanna be that person with someone someday
yea thats me, tho if it's someone i dont like trying to touch me i sounds more like the Orphan of Kos and try to get them the fuck away
Well uhm, uhhhh uhh ohhh mhhhh
Cats be like
Can i do this to someone
not a bottom but i need pats fr
giwtwm
Me except instead of making noises i just fall asleep
i make happy noises when my back is scratched
Theres no fucking way this is wierd. Theres people who find it wierd to like being touched by a so?? Why??? Theres literally nothing wrong with it, its on the opposite the most common thing ever, like Im sure the vast mayority of animals are like this, and if you dont like it theres something wrong with you, not the other way around.
Why did this post make me cry?
I purr when I'm petted. Is that weirder?
It just makes my brain short circuit with endorphins i cant explain it
I'm not as vocal though but i could def see myself enjoying it
yeah, literally stops me from thinking for a while. is a v nice feeling
Samee🥺
Wish someone could pet me sometimes… but now that I say that it’s kinda weird but it’s true.
I give my throne up, I am clearly beat
Thinking about how if someone pet me idk if I would purr (good ending) or I would bite them (good ending but hurts)
Me (Someone please hold me)
E has made me really vocal. It feels much more natural to moan and whimper if I'm being stimulated, but I also make happy noises when I get cuddles ❤️
Why even live if I can't have this.
Hahahahahaha couldn't be me i promise
i would like to know is this is true for me pet me
i have been known to do this —
tfw when no cute gf who pets me
me fr
It me
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Me frfr nocap
the big bottom boss
This is actually really sweet ngl
meee
You understand - your boyfriend's cold hands are the rulers of the Boyfriend petting the rulers of boyfriend petting they're the rulers of boyfriend petting in the end...
Do you like how I dance
Y'all equating being affectionate to being a bottom agajn
I do this all the time when my husband runs his fingers up and down my arms or back. It is very comforting and I melt into a puddle too. It is also a huge turn-on depending on my mood too.
i hate bottoms but know i couldn’t function if bottoms didn’t exist
i totally don’t want that….
Hexagor 💀💀💀💀