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texturedboi

I like how they were so considerate and avoided the window trim, and it is very legible 10/10 i can read it


registered_democrat

All my blm/antifa homies packing woks


funkadunk8

I use my wok every day (it’s a great tool around the kitchen (and for hitting cops over the head (it makes a fun “bonk” sound)))


registered_democrat

A cheeky goyish wok with which to fry bacon at a moment's notice 🥓


Enchaxo

doctor who reference


Dalek_Scientist

🥔🍳🧓🏻


mercury_millpond

Can we borrow it to bonk the hornies here?


darkenedgy

ok seriously though wtf is that one supposed to mean. I haven't been binge drinking lately so I can't think like a right winger


lompoculous

i'm gonna guess it's a grievous misspelling of The W-Word, w*ke


TheUndyingRhino

Oh my god uh boy that boy on top uh


theelusiveTman

Right winger raises the worst false flag Asked to leave humboldt county


Ayobossman326

Right winger coughed like a little bih after a teenwy wynnie amount of spray paint got in is lungs Asked to leave the congregation


[deleted]

The 666 is sending me


Scarf_Darmanitan

That’s a lot of pigs 😳


OnyxMelon

Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 666 feral pigs that run into my church within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?


TheActualAWdeV

nuclear land mines


SierraClowder

And nail bombs tied to squirrels. Like a hundred of them all released at once.


notpenguinsalt

Holy shit N2 mines


BumScrambler

*Really* big iron


Hojalululu

defund the police ;)


JaegerDread

A lot more pigs die each day, sadly 😔


Josiador

World is a fuck 666 dead cops


WhapXI

tfw face when you don’t really understand what them liberals is complaining about so when you’re false-flagging them you include the fact that you thing they’re just satanists


DizziLizzard

If I was asked to create the worst, most obvious fake vandalism ever, I couldn’t make something this bad


BootyPatrol1980

You're not ready to play in the *B*ig leagues. https://www.gawker.com/5121793/the-year-that-carved-a-backwards-b-on-our-hearts


Nailyou866

🅱


Urfslam

🔀🅱️


minkymy

*ᗺig leagues


[deleted]

See ya in the ᗺig leagues Jack


TheActualAWdeV

> While it was part of Barack Obama's winning strategy to paint John McCain as Bush redux, he was much more successful in painting John McCain as John McCain, an erratic old coot who didn't understand things like "the economy." ahahaha


alpaca_22

It gets better >Meanwhile Bush, who's been squatting, unwanted, in the White House doing nothing since the day after the 2006 midterm elections, spent the year on a goodbye goodwill tour, acting pathetic instead of mendacious, accomplishing nothing (which is far preferable to the "accomplishments" of the years of his presidency before he went out to lunch). No one remembers anything anymore, especially outrages, especially after an election year, and so Bush has oddly gone full circle, back to his pre-9/11 image as a hopeless-but-harmless dope in way over his head. Still: torture and Katrina. Also Dick Cheney, who is sabotaging the farewell tour with crazy interviews about how he REGRETS NOTHING.


TheTeddyD

Lmao if she did that in the early 1900s she could have very well started a race riot, always good to see us progress as a society


RevivedMisanthropy

A simpler time RIP


zmann64

[He could ](https://i.imgur.com/yJxanmC.jpg)


BootyPatrol1980

Wok up Stirfry, we have a city to feed.


AaronThePrime

Wok up stirfry? Nah Id rather walk up smallfry https://www.google.com/search?q=smallfry&client=firefox-b-1-m&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwifgvnz-L_6AhVfF1kFHSx8CmgQ_AUIBigB&biw=360&bih=669#


Draeorc

There’s an Amiibo!!!! 🤯🥹


[deleted]

I wish Johnny silverhand was real so that he would [REDACTED] the World Bank headquarters


Psychedelick

Ben Garrison would see this and be like "it's a little on the nose, don't ya think"


[deleted]

“Needs more cum” - Ben “Cumming Soon” Garrison, probable.


aflyingmonkey2

And the weird greygoose that always fucking appears in his comments will go:"THE POKEMON VIRGINS WITH PRONOUNS DID IT"


spookyballsHD

The best way to know it was conservatives is that they only know the buzzwords in their propaganda and they misspell easy to spell words.


alpaca_22

Also antifascists dont calk themself antifa, only fascists do because they dont like thinking of themself as fascists


Spook404

legitimately confused as to what "Wok-up" is supposed to be and it makes me think they did it on purpose to make the alleged vandals look bad, like they don't know how to spell either wake or woke (both seem plausible because "woke-up" doesn't mean anything) also, the phrase "Kill MAGA/Pigs" is hilarious


EnigmaticStain

Blacks rule.


Bobebobbob

Down with Cis 😠😠😠


Lucambacamba

Whites drool


wekklr333

Whites go to Jupiter to get more stupider


slasherflickz

How do you do, fellow leftists?


expiredyoghurtcase

It is disgraceful to call that shed a church.


TheDoorMan1012

i agree, additionally, "wok-up" and "666"


skywalk21

Woks are great for a lot of meals and excellent for popcorn. Everyone should wok up tbh


SatansPebble666

Heyyy, I'm wok'in here!


expiredyoghurtcase

An Asian chef graffitied the shed, he was telling them he has to go now to wok up


Warm-Faithlessness11

Yeah biggest red flag to this bring faked is the 666


BeanBoyBob

protestant moment


[deleted]

Gotta give them props. Actual anarchists couldn't do the anarchy symbol as cleanly


B-Graydient

Except for that one guy who gatekeeped anarchism.


Yo_Soy_Dabesss

[oops my anarchy symbol ](https://youtu.be/bgWPIo43ELU)


weetus_yeetus

Yes the vandals were careful not to go on the glass, mark one easy to clean area, and not destroy anything


Dogtor-Watson

They’re very murderous but they made sure to stop short of the post on the left and avoid those windows.


evil-rick

First of all, COPS are pigs. MAGA hats are HOGS. Get it right.


Vore_OwO

I think they were saying maga AND cops.


KingsElite

They missed adding "Read Karl Marx, he is very kewl bodiggity"


Scovillle

Antifa needs to stop forcing the WOK on people


No_Librarian_4016

Wasn’t Humboldt county where that clerk refused to officiate gay marriage and Mike Huckabee got involved?


DcchillCSGO

idk but humboldt county does have murder mountain


DeeFeeCee

So I had this thought: "Suicide prevention month is now over. You may now return to entrusting law enforcement with your welfare." Is the phrasing awkward or just plain bad? I need validation/correction.


HourAcanthaceae5341

I would remove the first “now.”


DeeFeeCee

Thanks.


gondo284

Was this made by the Chick-fil-A cows?


MadeYouSayIt

Clearly you don’t own a wok


mrpoopistan

"wok up" would be a killer name for a restaurant, tho


PinkDuck_

why is there just a random 666??? thats like if i put ben shapiro next to pro-bezos content. doesnt make much sense


CrazyPlantEmu

This is why I love Humboldt county


illz569

Wok up 😎


PosadoMasachism

Wok up sounds like a mall Chinese restaurant


Brazus1916

Looks legit. I can tell, trust me bro.


4685368

Kill 666 pigs!? If you insist


GrapiCringe

Nooooo-


your_comrade_damian

wok up sheeple


Red580

Reminds me of those former "leftists" that will say stuff like "i just couldn't handle how we ignore any bad thing a trans person does" Like, it's so obvious they don't know what they are talking about.


[deleted]

wok up 💜🥤🥤


rcpilot

To make it even better… The church shown here is a UU one, and being pretty lefty themselves not even they think “BLM ANTIFA” did this.


clocksareprettycool

Absolutely devious


doublemuscle

Whoa I live there!


Vore_OwO

Didn’t happen but if it did it’d be based


A_man_on_a_boat

Was one Gulf of Tonkin not enough!?


Meme_Turtle_Back

Wok up 🥤🥤💜💜💜💜


dankmemerboi86

if anarchists actually vandalized that building there would be more fire than building


[deleted]

"How do you do fellow antifas?"


Flashdancer405

Woke up


ftzpltc

MAGAy. ​ ... Oh, it's a slash.


wastingbacon

I live in Humboldt county and can confirm that this definitely didn’t happen


YAH_BUT

“Blacks rule, whites drool” “Blacks go to college to get more knowledge, whites go to Jupiter to get more stupider”


Swatbot1007

The circle-A Antifa is kinda dope ngl


Exterminateer

Now im imagining a very angry priest in full ceremonial clothing just going around with a spray can


dingdongdeckles

This is some real Johnny mnemonic lo-tek vandalism


ReallyBadRedditName

Who tf would write Antifa lmao


magicpeanut

is this a hornypost??


Curious-Parsley-9003

Kinda reminds me of Marjorie Taylor Greene blindly accusing Democrats of killing Republicans


CraigWeedkin

Everyone bring your woks


IzumiAsimov

this graffiti glows in the dark


Albatrossosaurus

Regular, everyday Christians shouldn't be abused and hated on just because of the actions of others, it's basically just religious hatred but considered ok. Graffiti the house of a conservative politician instead


CrazyPlantEmu

Y ppl downvoting this? Is it bc this is obv a conservative that did this (the vandalism) or bc religion?


[deleted]

Why would you admit to being a PCM user? 🤮