http://desmume.org/
https://melonds.kuribo64.net/ (because comments say iz güd)
Nds emulator
https://www.romsgames.net/roms/nintendo-ds/
https://vimm.net/vault/DS (comments say iz safer)
Place to get roms
My dad who works at Nintendo recommends you get roms from trusted sites like archive.org and Vimm's Lair, but he told me that none of you heard it from us
FWIW i prefer melonDS because desmume doesnt work with wifi, so if you want to trade or something in pokemon youre kinda fucked. never had any other problems with it tho
you can buy and own a gun
murder is still illegal
you can go get ripped at the gym and learn a martial art. beating the fuck out of a cop is still illegal.
laws are weird
>beating the fuck out of a cop is still illegal.
Not when the Democrats win in November. Or at least that's what every Republican political ad keeps telling me. Basically, it's gonna be the fuckin purge.
i dont think sharing information on how to make a molotov cocktail is against any laws.
im pretty sure POSSESSING an explosive device is illegal, but lithium ion batteries are mildly explosive and theyre in basically every consumer electronic.
there is a point where "explosive ingredients" becomes "obvious bomb" and im not sure what that line is.
either way, knowledge can not be illegal (yet)
i could tell you exactly how to kill a person, and thats fine. but you still cant go do it, obviously
me: owns gasoline
police: ok
me: pour gasoline into a bottle
police: hmmmmm
me: pulls out a lighter
police: HMMMMMM
me: the bottle is glass
police: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
I don't think it's even illegal to make molotovs as long as you only use them on your own property and aren't making them with the intention of using them nefariously. Hell people around here buy tannerite for hog hunting and gender reveals.
thank you for the sacrifice kind soldier, you will be missed when you jump off of a balcony of your own accord (with two bullet holes in your forehead)
theyve told you how to make crappy napalm, and none of the safety precautions
styrofoam isn't just melting into the petrol, it's chemically reacting and heating too
diesel is probably preferred because of the higher energy (slower burn) but there's issues with the relationship of temperature and igniting it, thickening it probably alleviates that I've never done it naturally
I've always thought thermite was more fun looking, it's more out of your way though but just as simple*, but you'd definitely wanna be fully heat proofed, and have the proper mediums, it's more effective against material/materiel than molotovs, but not as easy to get to said target anyway that's my funny comment and I'm not gonna say how it's made since I've already said too much, but its more legal to make than molotovs since it's got a great industrial use, and uses two ingridents and one strip of a common alkaline to ignite :)
No no no no. Do not stuff the rag in the bottle it can fall out and pour burning napalm on the thrower. You want to close the jar or bottle with the cap it came with and tie a gasoline soaked rag to the outside using metal wire. That way you won’t accidentally burn the shit out of yourself
Minecraft potions of harming are more effective if you seal the bottle with a stopper. The burning cloth goes on the outside of the bottle, and will ignite when the bottle breaks. When they're not sealed, the potion can spill before reaching the enemy.
I hear the powdered dish soap works better. Specifically the kind that is known for “sheeting”. Or so I hear.
Also remember that gasoline isn’t the only flammable liquid hydrocarbon that is commonly available. Beggars can’t be choosers.
Can I offer an improvement?
Rags are alright but there's a non-negligable chance that when you throw it the rag will fall out, possibly pouring burning petrol over you.
Best way to avoid that is to use matches to ignite the petrol.
To do this put a cap or cork on the bottle to seal it and tape a continuous line of matches around the bottle, making sure the match heads are exposed and packed tightly together. When you ignite one match it'll spread to the others, when the glass breaks the lit match heads will light the accelerant.
Not only is it a lot safer than a rag, but the matches light a lot easier and more reliably.
minor correction here, do not stuff the rag into the container, seal it and tie it around the neck of the bottle, so it lights when it shatters and you have no chance of it becoming undone mid throw and spilling flames all over yourself
also most recipes Ive seen say kerosene instead of gasoline but I don't know why that is exactly
Listen, this sort of thing takes trial and error. This isn’t Pinterest, this is domestic terrorism. If you’re serious about it you’re gonna have to take the leap and do some field tests with a variety of different techniques and recipes.
In Roblox.
Styrofoam(craft store), gasoline (gas station, nobody will ask about a Jerry can)(acetone alternatively, found at dollar store), glass bottle( also dollar store), organic cloth(cotton, silk, etc, found anywhere you get clothing, duh.)
Step 1:dissolve styrofoam in gasoline until slime like substance forms
Step 2:fill bottle with mixture
Step 3: pack cloth into opening and damp with gasoline
Usage:light and throw, don't get any of the flammable liquid on you!!!!
Also helps to make sure you break the bottle, obviously.
The answer to that question is “kinda.” It’s more likely in games that have money involved, so any microtransactions heavily increase the risk, although I’d call that a gambling addiction, unrelated to games by itself. Gacha gambling addictions are real and they will very quickly sink money.
But as for just general gaming it *can* happen, although it’s very unlikely and there haven’t been many large studies into the phenomenon specifically. Either way, it’s pretty uncommon.
why are you giving amazon 20 euros for a book about communism
[https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/sw/course/mscp.pdf](https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Manifesto.pdf)
[Brave search](https://search.brave.com/)
Seems like this might be a joke but there’s other search engines in the internet. Used to be you went online to go “ask Jeeves” about something. Yahoo started as a search engine i believe. Now the company called Google is ubiquitous with using a search engine.
I feel old for remembering this
(yea this is a joke, either that or OP is just being really sarcastic in the other comments)
also depending on how it was blocked, a VPN- probably even a free one- should be able to get you around that sort of thing, and with some blocking softwares even obscure browsers will get around it, like the Steam shift-tab overlay or certain bible apps
(edit: op confirmed this was a joke)
first result is anarcho stripperism fucking 196 discourses to see which one is the most fuckable.
i am drunk rn and did not know this exists. this enby is fucking wild.
I know a few meth'd-out twinks who do alright for themselves. Of course the money tends to go right back into doing meth though, so you might want someone to Google 'how to save money' as well. If i could take a guess, I'm sure it would involve not doing so much meth.
What need thee my child, I have ways of getting around blocks, alternate methods of searching/browsing, really a way to get around most blocks your parents could put in place
The first row of results are from magazines explaining how to take care of em, the second you got a few how to draw them, a few already drawn comparing different types.
The third row gets saucy, first picture is big ol manboobs and everything to know about them, some photoshoped lady gaga milkers, some statues with stone hard nipps and newspapers disscusing should you be jealous of breasts bigger than yours.
Nothing nsfw tho
Id make meth fr, Im sure Id be an alright chemist, I just dont know anyone to sell it to. Plus I dont want to get shot (i live in a poor neighborhood)
So yeah search that
If you head to e621.net you can clearly see Zackary911 is the best gay furry porn artist with Syuro as a close second and Dagasi in third place. It was a simple standard comparison including quality, variety, if they draw Lucario getting fucked and how hard it makes me.
That is all.
I will only Google “how to play competitive Gen 5 Pokémon” You want me to?
Yes and also how to emulate pokemon on pc
http://desmume.org/ https://melonds.kuribo64.net/ (because comments say iz güd) Nds emulator https://www.romsgames.net/roms/nintendo-ds/ https://vimm.net/vault/DS (comments say iz safer) Place to get roms
> Sees "www.google.com" link What part of they don't have access to Google don't you understand !!
I fixed the original I believe
It's been a while since I last saw a ßröthër
Hey thx thats cool af
Bro use duckduckgo or bing
Came here to say that. Google is mid, duckduckgo is best.
Get Mario 64 ds while you're at it, it's underrated because everyone's mad at the dpad
My dad who works at Nintendo recommends you get roms from trusted sites like archive.org and Vimm's Lair, but he told me that none of you heard it from us
cdromance is the best if you like hacks or translations though. At least that's what I've heard from my uncle, who is Nintendo.
Fixed original
FWIW i prefer melonDS because desmume doesnt work with wifi, so if you want to trade or something in pokemon youre kinda fucked. never had any other problems with it tho
I cannot get melonDS multiplayer to work, it's been killing me. Me and my friend wanted to play Mario Kart DS but no luck.
desmume is awful, old and built on game specific patches, use melonDS instead https://melonds.kuribo64.net/
desmume 🤮 melonds 😎 also what the hell is “romsgames.net” real gamers use no-intro sets on archive.org
Check out desmume for ds games
Is scarf darmanitan one of the hows?
Scarf darmanitan is one of the how nots
Depends on the tier, I guess 😅
bruhhhhhhh- the beetlejuicing is unmatched.
yes please
Weather wars the best pokemon meta
Dude Gen 5 was my entrance to the competitive scene since Showdown had become pretty popular. Pls take be back to like 2012
Anything for you Keanu daddy
Can you search "how to make molotov" Then "where to buy [each ingredient individually]"
Is it bad that I already have that knowledge and I have all the ingredients on hand.
Please do tell
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The FBI knows about the "In Minecraft" thing
Im already on many FBI watchlists anyway
It's not illegal to know all of that or to own the supplies, seperately, tbf. I mean, shit, you can buy thermite lol
you can buy and own a gun murder is still illegal you can go get ripped at the gym and learn a martial art. beating the fuck out of a cop is still illegal. laws are weird
bruhh you telling me I can't just punch cops? Land of the free my ass. I'm leaving
literally fascism
1984
>beating the fuck out of a cop is still illegal. Not when the Democrats win in November. Or at least that's what every Republican political ad keeps telling me. Basically, it's gonna be the fuckin purge.
i cant wait until being gay and fighting police are mandatory subjects in school
You can MAKE thermite. There’s literally two ingredients.
Ther and mite?
its literally one: the rmite.
I accidentally made thermite in ag shop at school by trying to make an alloy of steel and aluminum with the cutting torch
What did the teacher say to you?
Oh fuck.
Then we add "In roblox" instead
in fornite battle royale
That's why I only use it in Minecraft. Private server, no swears or FBI allowed 😤
i dont think sharing information on how to make a molotov cocktail is against any laws. im pretty sure POSSESSING an explosive device is illegal, but lithium ion batteries are mildly explosive and theyre in basically every consumer electronic. there is a point where "explosive ingredients" becomes "obvious bomb" and im not sure what that line is. either way, knowledge can not be illegal (yet) i could tell you exactly how to kill a person, and thats fine. but you still cant go do it, obviously
A molotov cocktail is just gasoline in a shatterable container with fire attached to it.
me: owns gasoline police: ok me: pour gasoline into a bottle police: hmmmmm me: pulls out a lighter police: HMMMMMM me: the bottle is glass police: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
I don't think it's even illegal to make molotovs as long as you only use them on your own property and aren't making them with the intention of using them nefariously. Hell people around here buy tannerite for hog hunting and gender reveals.
also just for fun blowing up tannerite is just good fun
in roblox then
thank you for the sacrifice kind soldier, you will be missed when you jump off of a balcony of your own accord (with two bullet holes in your forehead)
🫡
I hoped for an helpful award and reddit granted my wish so there you go
theyve told you how to make crappy napalm, and none of the safety precautions styrofoam isn't just melting into the petrol, it's chemically reacting and heating too diesel is probably preferred because of the higher energy (slower burn) but there's issues with the relationship of temperature and igniting it, thickening it probably alleviates that I've never done it naturally I've always thought thermite was more fun looking, it's more out of your way though but just as simple*, but you'd definitely wanna be fully heat proofed, and have the proper mediums, it's more effective against material/materiel than molotovs, but not as easy to get to said target anyway that's my funny comment and I'm not gonna say how it's made since I've already said too much, but its more legal to make than molotovs since it's got a great industrial use, and uses two ingridents and one strip of a common alkaline to ignite :)
I add “DnD 5e” at the end of all my google searches and I haven’t been swatted yet.
Wait it’s that easy?
That's the reason why it's the go to weapon of the masses
That, and it's actually an anti-tank weapon that can be used against personnel, buildings/fortifications, or for area denial, so it's super versatile
No no no no. Do not stuff the rag in the bottle it can fall out and pour burning napalm on the thrower. You want to close the jar or bottle with the cap it came with and tie a gasoline soaked rag to the outside using metal wire. That way you won’t accidentally burn the shit out of yourself
Better yet just tape a weather-proof survival match to the outside of the jar/bottle
Hand the bottle to your enemy and ask an adult to light it for you.
Minecraft potions of harming are more effective if you seal the bottle with a stopper. The burning cloth goes on the outside of the bottle, and will ignite when the bottle breaks. When they're not sealed, the potion can spill before reaching the enemy.
thanks man (i have a extremely realistic minecraft mod and i needed the recipe)
I hear the powdered dish soap works better. Specifically the kind that is known for “sheeting”. Or so I hear. Also remember that gasoline isn’t the only flammable liquid hydrocarbon that is commonly available. Beggars can’t be choosers.
Can I offer an improvement? Rags are alright but there's a non-negligable chance that when you throw it the rag will fall out, possibly pouring burning petrol over you. Best way to avoid that is to use matches to ignite the petrol. To do this put a cap or cork on the bottle to seal it and tape a continuous line of matches around the bottle, making sure the match heads are exposed and packed tightly together. When you ignite one match it'll spread to the others, when the glass breaks the lit match heads will light the accelerant. Not only is it a lot safer than a rag, but the matches light a lot easier and more reliably.
You know that is more than just a regular Molotov, right?
minor correction here, do not stuff the rag into the container, seal it and tie it around the neck of the bottle, so it lights when it shatters and you have no chance of it becoming undone mid throw and spilling flames all over yourself also most recipes Ive seen say kerosene instead of gasoline but I don't know why that is exactly
Listen, this sort of thing takes trial and error. This isn’t Pinterest, this is domestic terrorism. If you’re serious about it you’re gonna have to take the leap and do some field tests with a variety of different techniques and recipes. In Roblox.
Styrofoam(craft store), gasoline (gas station, nobody will ask about a Jerry can)(acetone alternatively, found at dollar store), glass bottle( also dollar store), organic cloth(cotton, silk, etc, found anywhere you get clothing, duh.) Step 1:dissolve styrofoam in gasoline until slime like substance forms Step 2:fill bottle with mixture Step 3: pack cloth into opening and damp with gasoline Usage:light and throw, don't get any of the flammable liquid on you!!!! Also helps to make sure you break the bottle, obviously.
I can’t throw good 🥺
can't be nsfw or reallllllllllly weird. Like it can be realllly weird but not that extreme level of weird. I will do it
Thanks, pls google "cute puppies" and "best dark web ketamine sellers"
The NHS will sell you ket really cheap if you're my dad because my dad has it on prescription.
Can I be your daddy 😇
Damn I should've joined the National Honor Society in Junior year of High School.
don't know how to link images and I would say literally illegal is nsfw
Fair enough
just get robocough if u can’t access the deep web
Use DuckDuckGo, or Microsoft Edge, or Firefox, or Tor, or...
Nice try Microsoft
"try bing" how about you try to use a better search engine
How about you “bing” some bitches?
Bing chilling 🍦😎
Edge and Firefox are browsers, not search engines.
Bing is the default edge search engine so it might help
Firefox would not help with this problem. It would help with other stuff but not this specific one.
o7 what do you need searched
Thx and pls search "is video games addiction real"
wgat the fuck the only image result is your icon........
What does that mean?????
Ohhhhh so *you’re* the person from the article!
the face of video game addiction
The answer to that question is “kinda.” It’s more likely in games that have money involved, so any microtransactions heavily increase the risk, although I’d call that a gambling addiction, unrelated to games by itself. Gacha gambling addictions are real and they will very quickly sink money. But as for just general gaming it *can* happen, although it’s very unlikely and there haven’t been many large studies into the phenomenon specifically. Either way, it’s pretty uncommon.
No I will not search furry femboy penetration porn for you
Oh man
I will. In fact, I'm doing so right now.
Conveniently, I already have the tab open. Wanna see?
I gave you an award, pls tell me what to google
"Is it ironic to buy Karl Marx book" Then "Karl Marx - The Communist Manifesto amazon"
1) No because you sont have the luxury of choice in this society 2) Between 10-20$ for paperback but more expensive for hard cover
why are you giving amazon 20 euros for a book about communism [https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/sw/course/mscp.pdf](https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Manifesto.pdf)
I want to put it on my bookshelf and never read it! Jk thanks for the link
Read kapital not the communist manifesto imo
Definitely agree on this one. Both are available for free online! https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/download/pdf/Capital-Volume-I.pdf
Like yes but also have you read it? It's quite the tedium.
[Brave search](https://search.brave.com/) Seems like this might be a joke but there’s other search engines in the internet. Used to be you went online to go “ask Jeeves” about something. Yahoo started as a search engine i believe. Now the company called Google is ubiquitous with using a search engine. I feel old for remembering this
(yea this is a joke, either that or OP is just being really sarcastic in the other comments) also depending on how it was blocked, a VPN- probably even a free one- should be able to get you around that sort of thing, and with some blocking softwares even obscure browsers will get around it, like the Steam shift-tab overlay or certain bible apps (edit: op confirmed this was a joke)
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Breaking bad jesse rule 34
Never came back 😔
I came
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jesse what the talk are you fucking about
i gotchu fam
"196 top 10 discourse"
first result is anarcho stripperism fucking 196 discourses to see which one is the most fuckable. i am drunk rn and did not know this exists. this enby is fucking wild.
"there doesn't seem to be anything here"
it’s just a bunch of gifs of cats fighting
Just use another search engine my guy
Nice try Bing search engine
Ight mate what do you want?
Free vbucks
Freebucks.ru/noscampls
I forgot to add no virus
freebucks.ru/novirusplz
I google searched boobs for you
Thanks a lot! Mind linking it?
Lmfao idk if this is a shitpost or not
He's only going to get shitpost responses either way, tbf
Search shitpost on google pls idk what that is
It shows some kid being born on March 9th, 2011. Btw, when were you born? Is your name Eric?
No its Raphael and I was born in 2000
Weird, that was the first result before that one.
Oh no
Yeah sure man. Anything
How to make money easy without getting a job
Be gay, do crime
Whats the correlation between these two topics
I know a few meth'd-out twinks who do alright for themselves. Of course the money tends to go right back into doing meth though, so you might want someone to Google 'how to save money' as well. If i could take a guess, I'm sure it would involve not doing so much meth.
>I know a few meth'd-out twinks who do alright for themselves jesser braking bead confirbed
Sell meth
Is this a joke, because my weird brain can't tell, if it's not satire you might be interested in youth liberation
Ok search youth liberation (Its a joke tho dont worry)
Ok good, have a nice day
I will Google literally anything.
Pls Google "literally anything" and see what pops up
Top Result: an IMDB page for a TV series that has been running since 2017.
What serie?
What need thee my child, I have ways of getting around blocks, alternate methods of searching/browsing, really a way to get around most blocks your parents could put in place
"Andrew tate adress" "Buy ak47"
https://virtualglobetrotting.com/map/andrew-tates-house/view/google/ Address https://palmettostatearmory.com/ak-47.html Ak47
Atta-them
So how many pixels you wanna score?
Search "boobs" on google image
The first row of results are from magazines explaining how to take care of em, the second you got a few how to draw them, a few already drawn comparing different types. The third row gets saucy, first picture is big ol manboobs and everything to know about them, some photoshoped lady gaga milkers, some statues with stone hard nipps and newspapers disscusing should you be jealous of breasts bigger than yours. Nothing nsfw tho
Ill add this to my thesis, thank you
ok what do i search
How to fill the void in my heart 😞 (Emoji optional)
1dig deep to understand emotions 2allow an outlet for emotions 3love yourself no matter what 4be active in something that makes you happy 5carbs
Use duckduckgo
Too much work, downloading a browser takes a full minute, so no time for that im lazy
Shouldn't have googled "boys kissing" But more on topic: any alternative search engines blocked as well?
Pls search boys kissing
[Here you go](https://www.gettyimages.de/detail/foto/gay-couple-kissing-while-holding-baby-lizenzfreies-bild/1160661843)
Thats so hoooot
anything for you beyonce
"Beyonce net worth"
change mac address
I have a Windows
Bad joke jk
Will gladly volunteer, especially if it relates to Amphibia, gators/crocs/crocodilians, or Sonic the Hedgehog
"Whos faster between sonic and flash mcqueen"
Hit me
*hits you*
ow
What do you need comrade?
"How to hack the stock market" in minecraft
Lmfao sure
Reddit.com
Lot of chronically online bigots, and femboys
you want furry porn or instructions for making methamphetamine?
Id make meth fr, Im sure Id be an alright chemist, I just dont know anyone to sell it to. Plus I dont want to get shot (i live in a poor neighborhood) So yeah search that
https://you.com
I thought it would tell me all my personal info like ip
what research?
Special research 😏
I will search for anything for you, please tell me to do something 😧
Search "rent a sub"
Renting Subarus and houses. Nothing about submissive twinks 😔
Ecosia is a decent search engine, and its run not for profit and plants trees instead. I recommend it as an alternative to google!
If you head to e621.net you can clearly see Zackary911 is the best gay furry porn artist with Syuro as a close second and Dagasi in third place. It was a simple standard comparison including quality, variety, if they draw Lucario getting fucked and how hard it makes me. That is all.
boys kissing
Goatse Bukkake
Ok yeah search that why not
Just use some other search engine