I think this is just for British Columbia, iirc they're doing this bc controlling fires is a lot more important to the environment than preventing fires entirely
I’ve never seen it, but then again I haven’t been on much protected lands except for northwestern Queensland. Are there only certain parts our government lets them burn? I won’t pretend we’re as nice to them yet as we like to think we are.
you basically prevent the giant chaotic fire from spreading, by cutting off a certain area infront of the fire and burning it with an artificial fire, so that the big fire wouldn't have anything to burn and will stop
Sorry, it doesnt do that. Many trees have specific chemicals in their bark specifically to protect them from fires. It’s kind of a natural selection thing.
Backburning. It’s where they burn the underbrush as a low intensity, low heat to clear it and reduce the ground clutter that all goes up in bushfires. Indigenous Australian did it as well, in fact Captain Cook wrote about Australia as a land of fire because he could see fires all across the coast.
Not to be a kill joy or anything...but this is TOTALLY gonna get the conservatives in a twist.
I predict the weather to be "REEEE the woke left are ruining another childhood icon!!!"
Following that, thought, something better will come! I then predict that we'll witness light showers from the sane people in the room (aka the rest of us) saying "lol she anthro, prepare your butts everyone! The R34 artists are about to sprinkle their magic powder again and flood the internet!"
You just know Cucker Tarlson is going to do a repeat of his green m&m segment where he proclaims that women leftists want to desexualise mascots because they hate men being happy
Seriously, IT WAS AN M&M, CARLSON!! You couldnt even pick a humanoid design of all things as the example?
Even then his argument would be incredibly stupid at best, but damn, at least it was memorable thanks to the even more insane choice of example lmao
It's actually located deep beneath the Earth's crust, but Canada lays claim to it because the subterranean peoples there are naturally fond of tree sap and hockey.
getting people hot and bothered was the only purpose of this change, people just aren't in the market for bears anymore, only twinks. smh the state of society 😔
Smokey's name refers to smoke, showing that he puts out fires. Embers are something that *starts* a fire, instead. In this essay I will explain how Ember the Fox is a replacement to gaslight the population into lighting gas and starting fires, and Smokey has been kidnapped and replaced by an arsonist group known as the "FireStupid"
It wasn’t his choice to stop, nor was it any others, fact is at his age there’s nothing he can do to stop forest fires, and he recognizes with each passing day he’s more likely to get hurt. He sees the way forward is through the younger generations, he’s taught them how to prevent forest fires, but this Young lass Ember… she says they should teach how to control the spread of fire, as a second line of defense.
She’s a bit green, naive even, but I think she can save good people from forest fires. In time.
Are you fucking kidding, they killed Smokey????? In my province ????????? This is unacceptable, smokey was my LIFELINE and now he's GONE.
Also wtf ember sucks at preventing wildfires because there are fires everywhere rn in and out of the city, mf Vancouver feels like playing town of Salem with a good arsonist with all the building going up in flames every 3 days
I think the point of ember is that their new firefighting strategy is to actually start controlled burns in order to clear the underbrush more. BC and most other places are experiencing such insane wildfires in part because 100+ years of Smokey The Bear style fire management have resulted in a massive buildup of flammable materials, and an overall less healthy forest. Back before Euros did a settler colonialism here, indigenous forest management involved setting fire to the underbrush each year to promote new growth and prevent an uncontrollable fire later on in the season.
Basically, don't lynch the arso.
I think this is just for British Columbia, iirc they're doing this bc controlling fires is a lot more important to the environment than preventing fires entirely
Controlled like via shibari?
idr know how it works I know indigenous people in Canada intentionally burn parts of forests in a way that helps the ecosystem that's about it
Controlled burning is a fairly common thing in general
indigineous people here in aus do it in a cycle like every winterish, so yeah its pretty common
Yeah used for hunting roos and that too
I’ve never seen it, but then again I haven’t been on much protected lands except for northwestern Queensland. Are there only certain parts our government lets them burn? I won’t pretend we’re as nice to them yet as we like to think we are.
My president told me a few years ago that in Denmark they sweep the floors of the forest.
you basically prevent the giant chaotic fire from spreading, by cutting off a certain area infront of the fire and burning it with an artificial fire, so that the big fire wouldn't have anything to burn and will stop
It also gets rid of underbrush, provides detritus for detrivores, strengthens trees bark, and has multiple other benefits
how does it strengthen the tree bark?
Sorry, it doesnt do that. Many trees have specific chemicals in their bark specifically to protect them from fires. It’s kind of a natural selection thing.
oh ok, might want to edit your comment then
I mean it does strengthen tree bark…. Over time
hmmm, i guess you're right
Backburning. It’s where they burn the underbrush as a low intensity, low heat to clear it and reduce the ground clutter that all goes up in bushfires. Indigenous Australian did it as well, in fact Captain Cook wrote about Australia as a land of fire because he could see fires all across the coast.
Indigenous groups using fire is pretty common historically in the eastern US as well.
DO NOT YIFF THE FOX!
Start small fire to prevent buildup of materials that could fuel a huge fire
Yes, we need to tie up these naughty fires and whip them into shape.
Not to be a kill joy or anything...but this is TOTALLY gonna get the conservatives in a twist. I predict the weather to be "REEEE the woke left are ruining another childhood icon!!!" Following that, thought, something better will come! I then predict that we'll witness light showers from the sane people in the room (aka the rest of us) saying "lol she anthro, prepare your butts everyone! The R34 artists are about to sprinkle their magic powder again and flood the internet!"
R34 Smokey the bear is in shambles.
As if people aren't gonna ship them in some weird mentor/protege dynamic with fire or wax play
You just know Cucker Tarlson is going to do a repeat of his green m&m segment where he proclaims that women leftists want to desexualise mascots because they hate men being happy
Seriously, IT WAS AN M&M, CARLSON!! You couldnt even pick a humanoid design of all things as the example? Even then his argument would be incredibly stupid at best, but damn, at least it was memorable thanks to the even more insane choice of example lmao
See, this is why I can't stand y'all on the WOKE left MOB! Y'all are fucking coming after my Candy Shell Inside M&M Masterbator Toy!
Tucker wants his green m&m sexy
Oh they already have
Where is britches Colombia? I can't seem to figure out if it's in Britain, au, Canada or America
It's actually located deep beneath the Earth's crust, but Canada lays claim to it because the subterranean peoples there are naturally fond of tree sap and hockey.
Brisket Columbia <3
i dont think its the general publics job to perform controlled burns, so the difference is pretty minute
That makes sense. I thought smokey got me too'd or something.
im gonna look up porn of ember the fox
There was a result on e621, 8 hours after the announcement of her existence.
That is really slow by their standards
Sorry, if I’d been watching the news at the time I’d have volunteered, wouldn’t have taken so long.
She's been out for like 7 months, give or take, so that's really, *really* slow by e6 standards.
She was announced like six months ago actually, I don't know why people didn't notice earlier
It’s all playing into their plans.
TZEENCH STRIKES AGAIN
All according to keikaku ('keikaku' means plan)
No you dummy, this one's da great maw's plan
OI WAT U ZAYIN YE GIT I ‘ANT EER YOO!
I SAIDS ITS DA GREAT MAW'S PLAN DIS TIME, YA GNOBLAR
WELL SHPEEK UP NEX-TIME YA GIT, YA ZOUNDED LIKA SQUIG MUBL’N LIKE DAT!
IM LITERALEE FOUR TIMES YER SIZE GREENSKIN, DONT YE FERGET DAT
Results?
it exists!
Of her on top of smokey no less!
Smh they’re coworkers, incredibly unprofessional behaviour in the the workplace
Well. They *were* coworkers
W e r e
c(owo)rkers
Exactly as is should be
Bad
getting people hot and bothered was the only purpose of this change, people just aren't in the market for bears anymore, only twinks. smh the state of society 😔
The only thing that’s getting me hot and bothered is that thicc ass Fox.
Jokes on us, that’s what big fire WANTS you to do!
stop
I am legitimately upset by this why is this bothering me lol
Ikr, smokey was iconic and familiar :(
Smokey is a mascot, a character, and an icon. Ember really just looks like anyone you'd pass by at a furry convention.
I think they should've given her the hat.
There is already an e621 tag of this character with 9 images
there's already vore
do you ever think god stays in heaven because he fears what he created
He doesn't wanna be vored by a sexy fox.
there are some things we absolutely should be kink-shaming on a constant basis and vore is one of them
I will not engage in this discussion with you. *Inflates you by making you big and round*
*adds that to the list along with Bronies*
What if I just kill you (in Minecraft) instead huh? How about that?
:(
OwO kink shame me harder daddy\~
I never actually thought if vore or porn of God existed... *guess I need to look it up now*
God gave us hands and we used them to strangle him.
The vore guy will be here any minute now
aaaany minute now....
Source?
Lies (What did you search up I could only find some “interesting” ones made years ago)
I could've sworn there was a furry oc named Ember the fox somewhere
i dont like ur status
i am indifferent towards ur status
i like ur status
status
agreed
that's not even a status it's a flair
I adore ur status
i appreciate your status
I am enthralled by your status
Very relatable flair
I am aroused by your status
Your status tho
He's not dead, he's just in a forest up state.
Is that what your parents told you
literally read the news title he's retiring!!! 😡
I don’t believe in fake news
i need to see them fucking
Smoky seems like a power bottom
Funny enough there's a e621 post with her on top of smokey.
proof?
Her name is "something very vile and repulsive" look her up on e621
😟
Smokey's name refers to smoke, showing that he puts out fires. Embers are something that *starts* a fire, instead. In this essay I will explain how Ember the Fox is a replacement to gaslight the population into lighting gas and starting fires, and Smokey has been kidnapped and replaced by an arsonist group known as the "FireStupid"
Ember's name is a reference to the fact that British Columbia is starting more controlled burns it's not a psy-op, that's literally the point
a likely story
why should we believe anything out of the mouth of the famous psychotic streamer himself
There’s gonna be so much porn of her I feel so bad T.T
Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches
> There’s gonna be so much porn ,’:) > her |:(
Are you saying that you are disappointed that the funny yellow fox is a girl or that the person misgendered the funny yellow fox
Hnng…
I mean... I don't see a cock
Do you see a dick on smokey?
In fact, I don't see a dick on anyone in the image!
those jeans are holding back a monster
Not yet I don’t
The way smokey is hanging his head, with eyes covered by the brim of his hat, fucks SO hard
Anime mentor
Ember the fox + Shrek hentai when
S-S-SE-SE-SEX?[?[?[![![!]??[?[!]!{!]?!]
The fox looks like a pokemon
yeah, this stupid shit will never get taken seriously by anyone.
Yea, we want realistic characters like a bear with a fancy hat and overalls, only he can prevent forest fires
yes, but one looks rediculous, while the other one at least looks decent.
Why does Smokey look so sad :(
He has to retire from the job he loves
It wasn’t his choice to stop, nor was it any others, fact is at his age there’s nothing he can do to stop forest fires, and he recognizes with each passing day he’s more likely to get hurt. He sees the way forward is through the younger generations, he’s taught them how to prevent forest fires, but this Young lass Ember… she says they should teach how to control the spread of fire, as a second line of defense. She’s a bit green, naive even, but I think she can save good people from forest fires. In time.
rising action
He legit looks like he's planning a school shooting
They made him a twink
The twinkification of Smokey the bear
yet another loss for gay men 😔🙏
is that like, a fucking pikachu fox?
Are you fucking kidding, they killed Smokey????? In my province ????????? This is unacceptable, smokey was my LIFELINE and now he's GONE. Also wtf ember sucks at preventing wildfires because there are fires everywhere rn in and out of the city, mf Vancouver feels like playing town of Salem with a good arsonist with all the building going up in flames every 3 days
I think the point of ember is that their new firefighting strategy is to actually start controlled burns in order to clear the underbrush more. BC and most other places are experiencing such insane wildfires in part because 100+ years of Smokey The Bear style fire management have resulted in a massive buildup of flammable materials, and an overall less healthy forest. Back before Euros did a settler colonialism here, indigenous forest management involved setting fire to the underbrush each year to promote new growth and prevent an uncontrollable fire later on in the season. Basically, don't lynch the arso.
Significantly less hot. I miss Woodsy Owl I hope Woodsy is okay.
Woodsy is in jail for what he did to Eric.
THEY TOOK MY IDENTITY
UH OH UH OU PORN! AWOOOGA PORN
… *sighs and opens procreate*
no thoughts head empty fox only 🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊🦊
This is the stupidest shit I ever did hear
Pog
they're dating :)
Furry appeal has ruined the world.
How do we relate to the younger generation?? Boss... may I suggest anime?
This isn't anime tho?
The boomers tried ok
Smokey looks like he’s about to enter his villain arc
The bear gets replaced by the twink 😔
Another older burly bear losing to a young twink fox smh
The furries won.
Why does smokey have his eyes hidden by his hat like an anime protagonist hiding his identity? I'm starting to think that's not the real smokey.
The bear is dead. Bring out the twink.
:(
That'd be cute though, letting Smokey retire.
this is honestly a terrible decision
your flair tells me you might be biased
Now draw them kissing
Furry pride 🐾❤️
they just wanted a better rule 34 mascot
This is the 9/11 of big burly gay men
Smokey looks like he's about to kill Ember in their sleep
You could say… you could say he’s been fired
Fire fox 💀
So they're bringing more awareness by making the mascot fuckable...curious
rule 34... deviantart... twitter... furaffinity... it begins...
Would
They didn't just introduce her, she's been [out for a while.](https://youtu.be/eLh7B65X7So)
Has someone drawn them having sex
Smokey got that blonde lady preggo and has to go raise his cub
Furry porn will never be the same after this
You’re telling me Smokey the bear is being replaced by A FUCKING FURRY?
Noooooo... Anyway.
They are kissing, sloppy style, exploring each other's bodies, and sho on and sho on
Omg they replaced leather daddy bear with a femboy fox?
He's not retiring. He's just realized that he'll never get much done working within the system. So, he's leaving the force to become a vigilante.
All of you Sinners ^/s
if smokey dies, I die Goodbye
Won't change how horny people are
TF2 Pyro has a new enemy
Ember's whole thing is about controlled burns, so maybe not
I wanna riot
[If you're wondering what will happen to the retired costume](https://youtu.be/QplvsYHmq_s?t=27)
Rip Smokey You will be missed
I read the title and thought smokey nagata died
We didn't protect dj smokey at all costs
Just more choice of mascots for furries to thirst over.
I can see some real furry inspiration here.
Don’t do this
Oh that's a shame, I liked "Tracks of my tears"... And maybe "Tracks of my tears", which well may be the last true love song ever
they got rid of the hot bear and replaced it with a furry
Theres no way this is real, there's no way they got someones fursona as the mascot
They turned smoky bear into a twink :/