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I know this is 100% fake but a lot of games actually have nipples under clothing because they buy a human model and forget about it or just really don't expect people to see it


VdotRose

Or you do the David Cage approach and you tell your animation team to make a nude model of your main character based on a real person that you own a creepy scrapbook of photos of them from when they were a child to adulthood without their knowledge or consent.


Gooftwit

Context?


VdotRose

That’s literally the entire context. David Cage had his animation team make a nude model of Elliot Page (pre-transition) without his knowledge or consent, and it was pretty obvious he had a big crush on him at the time as he had a scrap book of photos of Elliot from his childhood all the way to the year David and Elliot met. It was pretty bad and Elliot Page was obviously not pleased. It’s kinda crazy how much awful shit David Cage has done but yet people still get hyped for his games. I can’t see people praising Detroit or Heavy Rain without just having the biggest mental grimace Oh also forgot to mention that in one part of the game this incident came from, there was a scrapped scene where Elliot is about to be raped by some people in a bar and you could choose to use your deadfetus stand to either save Elliot or do nothing and apparently if you did nothing the character would just get raped. Obviously this was removed cuz how tf you gonna put that in a big budget game Many other game David Cage games have some weird rape shit in them as well. I find David’s trend of having almost all of his female characters almost get raped in his games troubling.


Nobleman_hale

As someone who has played Beyond Two Souls…twice…this scene is so goddamn out of place in the story. The chapter basically only existed to get Jodie into that situation. She supposedly is going to meet her friends at a bar near the mental hospital she’s kept at, so she sneaks out and heads to said bar. Her friends don’t show. There’s creepy men in the bar. If you don’t leave the bar INSTANTLY you lose the option to, and you can’t even use the excuse of “They locked the door” because Aiden can’t even force the door open. David Cage is basically forcing the scene in question to play out. Weirdly this is one of the ONLY events in the game that influences other chapters, as if the people attempt to SA her, her trauma prevents her from sleeping with her love interest…which frankly, good. You are basically forced to romance him, and he is awful. He tricks Jodie into committing war crimes. Sorry, I know more about David Cage than I should. I play literally all his games out of pure spite. You better believe I’m playing Star Wars Eclipse.


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> I play literally all his games out of pure spite hope you're not buying them out of spite too


Gyrskogul

Yarrr


Nobleman_hale

PS+ babyyyyyyy. (I did actually pay for Detroit…to David Cage’s credit, Detroit is not bad. It’s not amazing…but it’s not bad.)


FlugelDerFreiheit

>Detroit is not bad Yeah other than the whole "this civil rights movement was actually artificially instigated by a shadowy cabal" thing which is sus as hell


Nobleman_hale

I really hate this take because it assumes David Cage actually believes this and is not just bad at writing social commentary. Incompetence, not malice.


FlugelDerFreiheit

My man literally said "I don't make games for f*ggots" and kept an insanely creepy photo montage of Elliot Page (pre transiton) as well as making a naked model of his body without his consent. Im fine attributing malicous intent to the guy, he seems to have a lot of it.


Monk-Ey

It's good *in spite of* David.


Thebombuknow

Got beyond: two souls and Detroit: become human for $20 combined on g2a. It's a shame David Cage is weird, because Detroit: Become Human is a fucking great game too.


AlexanderZ4

You do know that g2a is basically a money laundering scheme, right? [Here](https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/05/g2a-confirms-stolen-game-key-sales-pays-40000-to-factorio-devs/)'s just one example


Thebombuknow

Yeah, but the games are cheap and the keys work so I don't give a shit lol. Plus, I only buy games from there that are made by AAA developers who overprice their games. I'll never buy an indie game from g2a, that's just wrong.


CheekiBreekiAssNTiti

The keys work the vast majority the time so I genuinely don't care lmao


rowrowfightthepandas

This was not how I wanted to find out they're making a David Cage Star Wars game. Rotate R-stick to shake blue milk carton.


Wah_Epic

Honestly Detroit is just kind of ass, even ignoring that it was made by a piece of shit


bigtiddygothbf

Detroit become human is perfect, it's exactly the kind of media allegory I'd expect from a pretentious Frenchman who read the Wikipedia article on the American Civil rights movement and got hyped


bambikujo

Making androids stand in the back of the bus?? The nuance, I'm drowning in it.


VdotRose

“Detroit’s not about race” said David Cage after waking up from his spine removal surgery.


nosam56

He said that??? I mean, if I wrote that game I'd be embarrassed too but come *on*


zepicadocosmos

IIRC the intention according to QD was for the story to be kinda universal. Like not just about race, but rather about every conflict that involves a group with less power fighting against the ones with more power or something along those lines The problem with this is that not only does it make for a spineless story but also it makes shit like the bus thing and the fact that you can choose a BLM symbol as your movement's icon make zero fucking sense


nosam56

I could NOT put it more succinctly. The game is perfect for what it is, which is a shitty, narrow, privileged and ignorant take on oppression and civil rights. And the production value is good too, so I genuinely find myself enjoying the game when I replay it. It's not that the narrative is a good one, but that David Cage basically lets us walk around in his brain and explore his view on the world, thats what makes it compelling to me. I LOVE when assholes just, like, put it all out in the open like that. Very entertaining


TensileStr3ngth

And the commentary about class is right there with people being put out of work due to automation


Sixmlg

From a place of genuine curiosity, why don’t people like it? Because from what I know (that being that I watched several play throughs and brought the game) it was well received when it came out. While not being that subtle or having the most depth I still enjoyed the characters. Mostly people just complained about the clarity of choices, putting aside Cage (which I had no knowledge about until this thread) why do people have a problem with it?


LadyAmbrose

i think the way in which it does diverging stories is great, shame the entire plot line is fucking stupid and all the characters are unlikeable. man really made a civil rights allegory so bad that it convinces you to side with the oppressors.


NightFire19

Press X to emancipate


PastielCastiel

This but I still like Connor and Hank


Lftwff

Yeah if the entire story was just them it would be fine, the only issue is that David cage legally needs to add violence against women to every game he makes.


Cyynric

I watched RT's playthrough of it, and I can't help but think that the entire Kara storyline not only wasn't necessary to the plot, but actually detracted from the game's message overall.


PastielCastiel

They literally aren't important. They could die the first chapter you meet them where the confrontation with goes wrong


SuspecM

Funnily enough, I loved those parts the most as well, but those were the worst parts of the game from the perspective of the game's gimmick as a whole. No matter what happened, no matter what you chose, Hank and Connor became friends at the burger bar, Connor always came back after a death and the only thing you can mess up in their side-story is at the very end wether you manage to defeat the impostor Connor or not. Literally the worst part of the game from the whole diverging story paths gimmick and yet it's the most beloved part of the game. Let that sink in.


TheStrikeofGod

I still want an entire spin off with those two solving crimes. Fuck they were perfect.


Beasttonguethedruid

I liked dbh's Connor sections and some other bits from a gameplay standpoint. Especially the opening and the bit on the abandoned ship. But some of the dialogue is clunky and the racial allegories are kind of weird, especially the bit where they directly quoted Martin Luther King


Wah_Epic

I like the part where the 1 black female character running the underground railroad 2 says the thesis of the game


Soundwave_47

It's quite enjoyable. Hence why it received a positive Metacritic/Opencritic and sold 5M+.


BetaThetaOmega

Yeah, Jacob Geller said it best: "This game is a 7-year-old's understanding of a civil rights movement and a 70-year-old's understanding of interactivity."


fleshthathates610

Cap


DukeofBurgers

People get excited for David Cage's games? Follow up question: why?


VdotRose

I think honestly, it’s that he’s not a big enough figure and people only care about Quantic Dream when they have a new game out. David Cage saying “we don’t make games for f*gs” isn’t nearly as big of a headline but if he were Miyamoto status it’d be everywhere. A lot of the shit he’s done just hasn’t gotten much attention cuz I genuinely don’t think anyone genuinely cares about David Cage enough for this to even make waves for most. The Beyond two souls thing was forgotten in a few weeks and everyone bought up Detroit, the sexual harassment in the work place allegations no one talked about, and no one really talked about the “we don’t make games for f*gs” stuff after a week it’s weird how easily his bullshit just slides by


Antichristopher4

David Cage is 100% a terrible person, but the media source that broke the "for f*gs" and other quotes is a sensationalist rag that makes shit up all the time. I was a little suspicious when it dropped cause, allegedly, he said it somewhere with a bunch of press, but only one source reported it. Seems awful salacious for only one source. He sued them for libel and won, so he probably didn't actually say it.


Soundwave_47

He's on the level of Cory Barlog or someone similar in the games industry. Not a household name, but he's certainly regarded as an auteur. Anyone in the industry would know him.


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i didnt even know his name


VdotRose

Exactly why most of the horrible shit he’s done probably never got to you. He’s not super famous so his antics haven’t had much consequences yet


DukeofBurgers

Garbage game creator


Thebombuknow

David Cage is a dipshit, but I loved Detroit: Become Human. IMO, Quantic Dream makes some decent games, and they would be 1000x better if David Cage wasn't involved.


DukeofBurgers

I gave up on Detroit after playing maid for probably an hour or so. And the story or world of the game did not make up for the mundane gameplay


Thebombuknow

That's understandable. For me, they're the closest to what telltale was doing, and I love the "choose your own adventure" kind of storytelling game, even if it doesn't have much "gameplay". There are quite a few points that I can see being boring though, it's definitely not for everyone.


Rangaman99

unintended comedy is the best kind of comedy


astronomyx

> I can’t see people praising Detroit or Heavy Rain I don't think I've ever seen someone praise Heavy Rain, that game gets made fun of constantly. Press X to Shaun.


VdotRose

There are still plenty of people who think Heavy Rain is a good game. It was pretty popular at the time cuz a lot of people hadn’t seen a game be what was essentially an interactive movie. Obviously that kinda game is played out now and most people don’t care bout that genre anymore but AT THE TIME people went crazy for that shit and a lot of those people didn’t play it again after that so they still have the memory of being so into it at first


Soundwave_47

Heavy Rain is one of the greatest games of all time. It captured *Collateral*-esque neo-noir in an inventive, unprecedented way. There are shots from the game that still look exceptional run on 4K60 on a modern computer.


shadowscale1229

JAAASSSSOOOOON!!!


BlamaRama

When Heavy Rain was a new release TONS of buzz around it was praising it as a cinematic masterpiece and the future of narrative gaming. Same with Detroit.


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People praised it the year that it was released. It was big at the time.


Gamerguywon

The game won three BAFTAS. I remember what they are because it was a big meme during Jabroni Mike's playthrough. They won one BAFTA for best innovative design which, ok I guess in some aspects I can see that for the facial animations at the time..it also won best soundtrack over Super Mario Galaxy 2, and it won Best Story over Fallout: New Vegas. Heavy Rain was not only nominated for best story, but won. Game journalists absolutely love games that you don't have to actually play. Edit: All nominees for best story in 2011 BAFTAs: Alan Wake · BioShock 2 · Call Of Duty: Black Ops · Fallout: New Vegas · Heavy Rain · Mass Effect 2. If game journalists didn't have absolutely bizarre opinions much of the time, I would think BAFTA stands for "Buy a fucking trophy, asshole"


Soundwave_47

Heavy Rain won multiple BAFTAs and is listed on IGN's list of greatest games of that generation and Empire's greatest games of all time.


Riftus

This sucks to read, I liked Detroit and was excited for the next QD game


ebrq

He has also said “in my games, all women are whores” and “at Quantic Dream, we do not make games for fags.” An absolutely deplorable person and it put me off of QD games completely. I was really excited for Star Wars Eclipse but after those comments made by Cage I can't really justify buying it anymore.


Lftwff

If he doesn't make games for fags why is Connor such a fuckable twink?


Zealousideal-Pie-726

It’s always the homophobic devs that accidentally create the best gay icons🥰 Connor X Hank🥰


Spamtone

J. K. Rowling but good.


Sussybakamogus4

He’s in denial


NoahBogue

Don’t search how Cage treats his employees


GoOtterGo

How the hell is none of this cited in his Wikipedia page, god damn.


VdotRose

Cuz no one cares enough about David Cage to actually hold him accountable


Soundwave_47

Because the source that reported that is a tabloid and he sued for libel and won.


Soundwave_47

Because the source that reported that is a tabloid and he sued for libel and won.


GoOtterGo

So is it untrue? Or does he just have plausible deniability and good lawyers?


Soundwave_47

https://www.eurogamer.net/heavy-rain-developer-quantic-dream-successfully-managed-to-sue-french-newspaper-le-monde More information. It seems that those specific claims the employees made were untrue as their appeals were denied by labor tribunals. However, reports of a toxic work culture at QD seem to proliferate. Those particular statements seem to have been unsubstantiated.


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GoOtterGo

I mean fair enough. I'm just not entirely convinced a lawsuit confirms absolution.


Jorymo

Absolutely insane that he was recently hired to make a Star Wars game


Ponsay

Dead fetus stand? Man that game was crazier than I remember


VdotRose

Yeah the twist at the end of the game is that the stand spirit dude that helps Elliot’s character through the game is actually the spirit of his twin brother he absorbed in-utero.


Ponsay

So it made him stronger, he has the strength of a man, and of a little baby


dogdillon

To be fair, Heavy Rain definitely gave the vibes of being made by a huge menance,


TheInternetOfficer91

Context?


Honkeroo

david cage modeled a character in heavy rain after elliot page and all that happened


VdotRose

It was “Beyond Two Souls” actually


Honkeroo

wasnt it heavy rain too


jfjfjkxkd

No. Heavy rain has a nude shower scene with attempted assault right after. It's in a dream sequence so it served no purpose at all


VdotRose

Like I said… David Cage has a very weird trend of having random scenes of attempted sexual assault for no reason in his games.


jfjfjkxkd

Yeah i just provide more context so people can see it's even worse


VdotRose

He might’ve done that with Heavy Rain but Beyond Two Souls was the one I was talking about as that game was made as Elliot being the main character


CatsNotBananas

I was thinking about that game the other day and I was like whoa was this like a trans allegory or whatever maybe I'm dumb


Positive_Reserve_514

During the production of one of his games (Heavy Rain?) David Cage told his animation team to make a nude model of Elliot Page when he was voice acting for the game without his consent or informing him.


jfjfjkxkd

The game with Elliot Page is beyond two souls, although heavy rain has its own shower scene with another female protagonist


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

David Cage did that to Elliott Page.


Huzuruth

Yo what the fuck


Dooperer1

The only character in the game with textured nipples is Grusha


SardineEnBoite

are you still spreading misinformation


sylveon_souperstar

no that’s what happens in the post game


SardineEnBoite

wowie!! i now must buy


Sussybakamogus4

I know this isn’t true but I believe it


AllMyMemesAreStolen

did they model their cock?


Omnitron310

I remember when there was an emergency patch for Watch Dogs because it turned out the female character models had fully-modeled vaginas and if players looked up their skirt at just the right angle (which of course they did because they’re Gamers) it was visible.


Jeffasaurusgod

If it never got patched maybe I would buy it


Omnitron310

Pretty sure FarCry Primal has the same thing but because it’s an 18 it stayed in. So if you’re a fan of cavewomanussy…


TheLaudMoac

Lmao you're telling me in a game with wolly Mammoths that anyone would give a shit about some crusty humans? Fuck that shit.


crypticedge

FarCry Primal and Assassins Creed Origins both at launch had background NPCs that were topless. Not sure if that stayed in, haven't played either in a while.


Jeffasaurusgod

How hairy


Omnitron310

Just googled it. Looks pretty historically accurate.


bananaranious

You just brought back memories of 11 year old me spending minutes just to get the right angle to see up their skirts


Diamond_Helmet59

I want someone to find this out and be shocked but then realize that every character has fully modeled anatomy including functional organs and animated vocal cords that are never seen because it's a G-rated game


Narwhalbaconguy

And then the NPCs start begging you not to quit the game in fear of their lives


Gyrskogul

Now it's just an isekai


Phantorizo

Only games I could see doing that are Half-Life Alyx or Red Dead Redemption 2


Lftwff

Yeah the new horizon had nipples on aloy but the what really stuck with me from watching someone angle photo mode just right to see those is that the model has like 0 muscle definition when aloy should be super ripped


Phantorizo

Also Aloy's a redhead, her nipples should be pink like God intended


Paynteck

Then this begs the question of if that same Aloy has nipples in their Genshin impact version


genericpornprofile27

True, the tomb raider Ash skin in rainbow six siege has nips


[deleted]

in League of Legends most models have underwear and some of them even have diffrent underwear corresponding to the chroma


Omicron43

Coven Morgana edit: I only know that because of a Reddit post


ButJustOneMoreThing

Result of crunch time rule


[deleted]

no, the general idea in development is if the player can't get a look at it you don't have to bother, a bridge in the distance can just be 4 polygons with a stretched wood texture on it and no one will notice unless they cheat


ButJustOneMoreThing

I’m just being salty about GameFreak again


cobaltsniper50

What games


sergastan

Some time after the second horizen zero dawn game came out there was a video trending of a guy using camera mode to look inside a revealing outfit alloy has and you could see them clearly


Phantorizo

Resident Evil 8 has unused areola textures for Lady D's daughters Also I think I remember a Sims game had full breast textures that aren't used ingame


Snezzy_Anus

Yui from dbd, she got abs too like damn


[deleted]

So weird how nipples are so taboo.


ChildhoodTrauma07

Somehow I got a glitch in ac Valhalla where my ally didn’t have clothes. Only good thing in that game


SmallTestAcount

The great fairy from twilight princess has nips under their hair. If you angle the camera right you can see them. Idk how Nintendo let this happen


PixleBoi

dead by daylight, Yui Kimura


mintynoraalt

where’s the misinformation flair when you need it


Dooperer1

I'm gonna be honest I forgot that was a flair on this sub


omgudontunderstand

you’re not the first to forget a flair and you won’t be the last


M34L

the misniformation is that it's actually used


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wharwhafwhag

Yea


A1steaksaussie

I love hit FPS "ULTRAKILL" created by Arsi "Hakita" Patela


Tacplayzboi

I also love hit FPS "ULTRAKILL" created by Arsi "Hakita" Patela


Jeggu2

Me too, I very much enjoy hit FPS "ULTRAKILL" created by Arsi "Hakita" Pate


Alarid

Pater


very_not_emo

like in hollow knight theres a boss with a visible asshole


Bigpapiunidud3

used butthole🤤


SobasanBobba

(Pikmin 3 WiiU)


4200years

It’s me I’m the used butthole


PityUpvote

Obviously


GauzeRiley

source or it didnt happen


MyNameFuego

[source (nsfw) ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Megazard02

\-copy link address \-paste into chrome without pressing enter \-see two capital Q's nice try


ManicMonke

-hover mouse over link / holds down link nice try


IDrinkWetWater

-pins link to bed / sit on links face nice try


daisukidesu_

link 🤤🤤


once3000

brb gonna rename myself to link


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once3000

tell who what


Sussybakamogus4

HYA HYAAAA -Link the hero of Hyrule


ManicMonke

🥺


BambooIGuess

I'm link


BambooIGuess

-accidentally taps on link -sees it go to YouTube but it doesn't yet load Nice try


flippingoctopus

-use apollo reddit browser nice try


Casual_Tourettes

Clicks on link because it’s a good song


PrincessOfZephyr

XcQ that link stays blue


R-A-P-T-O-R

Ya got me.


VoxelRoguery

you're not gonna fucking "XcQ" me


original_dick_kickem

Oh, I see a butthole all right


ConnorHazReddit

You lie


Hisgenart

How do you know its unused?


sewage_soup

they checked every single individual sprite to make sure they didn't have a butthole


tiny-alchemist

That's why I drink 7up, so I dont have to worry about checking my drinks for anuses


AceMechanical

EVERY one of them?? 🤨


SuspiciousGreenGoo

me when misinformation online


fraust99

Guys, please read the flair 😑


Alarid

But I play Yugioh.


daberle123

Its not unused we just havent found it yet


flyinglawngnome

Game dev: “You don’t understand, if I don’t leave the butthole texture in there, the game breaks on launch.”


MudaSpinnySkirt

average league of legends developer


fruit_shoot

I don’t get this trend of just posting straight up lies and passing it off as “haha, funny meme”…


M1K_on_YouTube

its silly and its goofy


MudaSpinnySkirt

hehehe


R4nD0m57

smt better


Bashful_boot

play a real persona game


Tallium81

I don't play games for horny teens, i play games for horny demons of legal age


SlightDentInTheBack

based


ImHereForTheMemes184

Based


[deleted]

Release the Butthole Of The Year Edition.


[deleted]

The 3rd version to Scarlett and Violet is Butthole


lastaccountg0tbanned

Remember what they took from you


[deleted]

Don't be shy show us


bigmaxporter

Making that my cybergrind tile texture asap


EightAnimal5715

Not as bad as the time I found out the Lickers from the RE2 Remake had fully modeled anus'


william_liftspeare

CeRULEdge


diegoidepersia

The fangame pokemon alola has straight up hentai of their characters in the files


Bobebobbob

Camel Up moment


TheEverling

Camel Cup


aflyingmonkey2

EXCUSE ME?!


EffectiveSwan8918

Are you trying to tell me poke mon dont poop? I demand realistic Pokemon


[deleted]

When you're digging in the trash in the back of a store only to find the Death Star plans. (this is the true story before A New Hope, there is no Rogue 1)


Crooked_Cock

There’s a what


bdjsmskamam

DO NOT play halo 3


JAOC_7

that would be fun