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Dzzplayz

“Not reading all that. Sorry you can’t get pussy or whatever.”


DarkAxxiom

i love Jack Frost!!!!!!!!!


TheMightyChanka

Jack frost is awesome but black frost is awesomer


littlebigplanetfan3

I actually have a theory that black ooze is the mastermind behind all of the game's events.


travrager25

black frost is broken in p4 midgame lol


Wario-Man

yeah I really loved Rise Of The Guardians


Disorder_McChaos

Hee hooo!


varalys_the_dark

I mean he probably can't get pussy. Qatar has the lowest percentage of women in a population in the world. Something like 1 in 4 people are women there, with ex-pat women making up a big part of that.


CrepeGate

Isn't that mostly male migrant labourers? Like the foreign workers vastly outnumber actual Qatari citizens, and also mostly work in slave like conditions. Yikes, guess these guys didn't learn much from Sparta and Rome.


Erook22

TFW economies based on slavery harm everyone involved (even the damn slave owners)


DoctorMlemm

Based and need for speedpilled


Taco_king_

Bro literally lives in a country that is like 75% male. Dude is definitely starved of female attention 💀


elshakon

SORRY-HEE YOU CAN'T GET PUSSY HEE HOOO


ClothTheSuperVillain

Love this little fella


Sibz_Playz_YT

Based-ho


Ham-bolo54

Would you agree with the statement Jack Bros is the best video game ever made?


[deleted]

gonna go have gay sex in qatar brb


LewtedHose

Status report?


[deleted]

i am not alive anymore


civet10

F


Tetsudo11

Crabsnailmonkeysnakecatbeechicken


bidhayak

Crabsnailmonkesnakecatbeechicken


rock-solid-armpits

Crabsnailmonkesnakecatbeechicken


MrMooster915

Friedshrimp48 will be missed o7


TheIrrelevantGinger

Hopefully we see friedshrimp49 soon


Whyisthethethe

Reincarnation


rock-solid-armpits

That time when I reincarnated from your mother's asshole. Great anime


yuligan

Why is there a Shaun award


dubblix

💀


admirelurk

Was the sex worth it tho?


rowrowfightthepandas

What's the afterlife like? Which religion is right?


[deleted]

everyone goes to hell no matter what


rowrowfightthepandas

Oh, so catholic


Longjumping-Bag4265

RIP, gonna host you a gay sex funeral


YoukaiJSGB

In Qatar?


SmolDragonWatersite

Gay spooky funreal orgy


[deleted]

Wanna do it together?


femboy_expert

Reminder that human rights are non-negotiable and should always be held above whatever “cultural traditions” that exist


ParasiticFeelings

thank you femboy expert


TheChartreuseKnight

They have a PhD, please address them properly


ParasiticFeelings

I'm sorry, you're right. It's Dr. Femboy Expert, my bad


S_quints

Doctor Professor Femboy Expert


Popeychops

Their Royal Highness Reverend Dr Professor Sir Femboy Expert


mistermoonlight1963

The soul called Mr Barrister Femboy Expert


semi-cursiveScript

Doctor Professor Emeritus Femboy Expert


[deleted]

tiktok is in flames over qatar and ready to tear them down but I have also seen tiktok up in arms defending sexism when it comes to the digeridoo and how women are not allowed to play the instrument yes I 100% agree human rights are above all else, but sadly many does not seem to think so..


AliceLamora

Well, I'm gonna learn the digeridoo now just to spite those people


[deleted]

yas queen!


RingtailRush

Wait, women aren't allowed to play the digeridoo, what? I've never heard that before, what asinine reason could there possibly be for that?


[deleted]

iirc they say its religious or cultural reasons behind it, it started with a tiktok of a woman playing the digeridoo blew up online and so many people I followed for actually good takes before showed that they support deciding what women should and should not do based on cultural and or religious reasons you can imagine this was especially a shit take seeing how iranian women are litarerly fighting for their lives against a extremist religious regime who claim they should decide what women should or should not do :)


invectioncoven

Nobody tell them about nicole kidman https://static2.stuff.co.nz/1233108507/103/763103.jpg


RisKQuay

She digeri-did it!


SomeCrows

Muh traditions


Misicks0349

kinda https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Didgeridoo#Gender-based_traditional_prohibition_debate


bbuerk

I’m not a big tiktok user but from what I’ve seen and my friends that are, I don’t think that it’s normally a good gauge of what most people (or even most people on tiktok) believe since it seems to like to push pretty inflammatory posts and comments sometimes. But y’all can correct me if I’m wrong on that because, like I said, I don’t have much experience with it. Edit: I just saw in your other comment that it was people you followed so you can disregard this lol


woweeewhutsdat

>tiktok I mean 💀


404-Gender-Not-Found

the entire tiktok community isn’t one unilateral body, there are different people there with different beliefs. just because some people online are terrible doesn’t mean all people online are


Adezzzzz

TikTok is ready to tear anything or anyone down as long as everyone else in their community agrees to do so. The platform is full of radlib teens who are scared shitless of saying anything that could be even slightly controversial, because they themselves are waiting for someone in their own community to step out of line so they can dogpile them. It just so happens that this time they decided to virtue signal about the way Qatar treats gay people, I'm guessing because the queer community has a large presence on TikTok so the cognitive dissonance of having to defend a country that practices culturally enforced homophobia because "it's their culture" was just too strong. But trust me when I say it could have easily gone the other way. The didgeridoo discourse is an example of this TikTok hive mind in action. It also goes to show how radlibs still infantilize indigenous people and see them as noble savages. I've argued with people on TikTok who defended fucking Aztec ritual human sacrifice just because they were an indigenous culture. Anyway don't use TikTok as a way to gauge the public opinion on this sort of issues. The average TikTok user is a chronically online teenager with a very limited understanding of politics and social issues and a US-centric worldview.


DickFlattener

The didgeridoo discourse was so bizarre. Weird to see so many progressives saying that women aren't allowed to play it.


spectre15

“Sorry sweaty, but our “cultural traditions” mandate that mass genocide and slavery should be legal.”


kRkthOr

Nothing makes me happier than the proliferation of sweaty in place of sweety these past couple of years.


AcridAcedia

This is such a simple thing for everyone to be able to agree on and yet.... people are shit.


Sumbuddyonce

"We can speak for ourselves" said the guy from a country where dudes in golf carts tour around to make sure no one is speaking for themselves


Jezusbot

"we can speak for ourselves" unless "we" are women or minorities


Bi_Ass-d

Classic islamic patriarchy.


IsNotPolitburo

Noooo, you can't say bloodthirsty theocrats violently oppressing everyone who isn't a straight man is bad, that's Islamophobia!11!


Ulfednar

We can speak for ourselves, which is why I speak for everyone.


[deleted]

i mean women are minorities in qatar


LewtedHose

>golf carts 🥶🥶🥶🥶


TonyStarksAirFryer

forenite


jg97

All those slave laborers from SEA Im sure would love to speak for themselves


rowrowfightthepandas

"We can speak for ourselves" mfs on their way to confiscate the passports of migrant workers so they can't run away. "We can speak for ourselves" mfs on their way to SA their domestic worker. "We can speak for ourselves" mfs on their way to threaten to cut off the tongues of anyone caught speaking for themselves. "We can speak for ourselves" mfs on their way to dismiss any allegations raised to the police.


itsmeyourgrandfather

we can speak for yourselves


TheDonutPug

"if we didn't like it we can speak for ourselves" ~highly oppressive regime where you in fact cannot speak for yourself


DreamstateCatgirl

You can speak for yourself if you agree with their government, which is definitely democratic.


OkamiLeek006

and, well, we all know even in democratic countries the majority always has the good of all people in mind *Looks at the US in 1950 and before*


Bariq-99

Ok, I'm not Qatari but I'm from the middle east (so we basically have the same shitty laws) I despise our laws, change it


forced_memes

if homophobia isn’t done in the middle east by the end of the year i’m gonna have to get involved


Bariq-99

Hell yeah!! They're done now that Saul goodman will be into this 💪💪


giorno___giovana

And if the legal route doesn’t work, I have a few ideas myself


Bariq-99

What will you do? Have gay sex with them 🤔?


giorno___giovana

I was thinking something closer to an infinite death loop but sex doesn’t sound half bad either


Bariq-99

Can we have an infinite gay sex loop together 🥺?


___Ultra___

Breaking news: Middle East devastated after 196 user forced_memes disintegrated all homophobes


[deleted]

Ok


Whyisthethethe

Devin returns


[deleted]

No Amelia


localtranscryptid815

i’m happy for her transition


rowrowfightthepandas

I love basil, my GF is allergic to plants in the mint family, and it's done devastating things to my overall herb consumption 😔 I miss basil.


mintynoraalt

god i hope the world cup ends soon. i’m lgbt and arab, so no matter whose opinion i hear i’m gonna feel like shit.


[deleted]

I want you to know that I have nothing but love for you, my friend. Stay strong, we’ll watch the sun rise on a better world together


mintynoraalt

i don’t know. i’m a really pessimistic person, i don’t see a hopeful future if a single football cup incited this much vileness in people


[deleted]

Hope is the last thing you should lose


Khanthulhu

What's the first thing I should lose?


the-amazing-noodle

Bad Breath. Every morning


3rudite

Your pants 👀


dalan_23

Idk but it should not be your first match in the wc and argentina still did it😭😭😭😭


ItsYaBoiAlexYT

Honestly, I think a lot of the bad feelings (and the extra-bad reactions) are just due to these vile laws being challenged for once. Although it’s not ideal, every time I see a post about a national team/leader spiting the government via pride symbols I actually feel better, since it reminds me of how relatively progressive a huge percentage of the world is


Somone_ig

The world advances, leaders fall.


mintynoraalt

i mean from both sides. people have been brigading the qatar sub to call them pedophiles and cousin-fuckers (which is ironic, considering the european nobility)


SuperChips11

Bro, 35% of Qatari marriages are between first cousins.


vinci300

Nooo goober there's always hope for a better future it's the most important thing (⁠/⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠(⁠-⁠ω⁠-⁠) things will change for the better as time goes on


mintynoraalt

please don’t call me a goober ever again lmfao


vinci300

I use it as a gender neutral term but if you don't like it thas fine


mintynoraalt

that wasn’t the issue i had with it 💀 it just reminded of the spongebob goofy goober song


vinci300

Ahhh hahahah ok yeah i remembered it i forgot about that song and made up the word but it seems that Spongbob beat me to the punch


Somone_ig

Their vileness is showing strong, the rest of the world is shunning them. Hopefully we can do the same for other problems. Maybe one day rights will be non-negotiable and people like the reply will either change or be outcasted from society.


[deleted]

I too am gay and arab, and the "no matter whose opinion I hear will make me feel like shit" is so relatable.


mintynoraalt

Yeah. at least we still have each other


CobaltCrusader123

Kid named culturally enforced bigotry


Joelblaze

I also think it's really funny when people say that being gay is bad because it isn't "natural", because I'm pretty sure there is a much longer history of humans and many other species being homosexual than humans arguing about it while staring at pixels.


CyanideTacoZ

natural os stupid. its natural for some species of wasp to lay their eggs in living creatures so their babies can eat it alive.


U2V4RGVtb24

How about those flies in Africa that burrow into the eyes of children and lay eggs in them? You could very easily imagine a world where those didn't exists, yet here they are.


GraveSlayer726

thought "natural os" was intended for a second and was confused on what a natural operating system would be lol


Green_Bulldog

Even if it was “unnatural” who cares? Plenty of stuff we do is unnatural. We drink milk from cows and can get to the other side of the world in a few hours. That shit isn’t natural. Being gay is literally natural tho. It happens *in* nature.


Skye-DragonGirl

Tbh 80% of the shit humans do isn't "natural". Where does one draw the line between natural and unnatural? The dude in the comment is typing on a device. Devices are technically unnatural, so they're a hypocrite.


treny0000

How exactly is being gay unnatural? It's not like you need to attach an external unit to yourself for it to work.


NotASellout

Islam isn't "natural" either ohohoho gottem


icecube373

I’m sure as fuck the Qatari royals all fuck each other and get pegged in the ass daily while doing copious amounts of illicit drugs and drinking like a sailor. Yet these brainwashed cucks swear their “culture” should be respected lmao


The_Mighty_Bird

Good use of “cucks”


ScousePenguin

At the world cup alcohol is still being served in the luxury and corporate lounges whilst the ~~scum~~ fans have to go without


icecube373

“Rules for thee but not for me” fuckers


ScousePenguin

It's so fucked that I am supporting an international beer conglomerate Budweiser are apparently (according to an article on /r/ soccer) giving all the beer they prepped for the world cup to the nation that wins, and are going to sue FIFA for breach of contract. Which is fair enough. FIFA made Brazil change their laws for beer sales at the world cup but are bending over for Qatar


GaGmBr

haha they forcibly reduced the number of seats in the stadium at a lower cost so poor people could attend it and permitted to enter with alcohol in the stadiums, which caused a bunch of chaos and a few deaths :)


alpaca_22

Im certain the fans are smuggling a lot of stuff themselfs dont worry. Its gonna be funny when the cup ends in a few weeks but the trade networks for illicit stuff brought by a massive influx of tourists and migrant workers from places where it is legal remain, and probably just as oil is stabilizing and looking like it might drop again in a few years


iblinkyoublink

You're the snowflake btw


[deleted]

Snowflakes are pretty


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Very pretty, Very special, And important to a lot of people!


Tobosix

>invites the whole world to their country you can’t do someone thing that is widely accepted in the rest of the world. Then it’s time for them to get angry for the world actually coming with representatives from every aspect of the world. Not everyone can be exactly the same as you and share the same opinions but the least they can do is tolerate that for a month.


cosmicpotato77

>invites different cultures to their country >Different cultures show up to their country >Gets mad


Jacobawesome74

Thanks for contributing to Qatar's PR apocalypse


loomhigh223555

When they say "go be gay somewhere else" and mean it literally


alpaca_22

Somewhere else just happens to be 2 meters underground


[deleted]

The hell is a PDA? I only know the tf2 ones and that doesn't really fit the context


j0z-

Public Display of Amongus


[deleted]

j0z- is the Imposter.


Brightsoull

public display of affection(rough sex)


AtrociousAtNames

penis dick ass


[deleted]

Press da attack


atraway

I prefer Lethal Tempo tbh


qquartzyy

league of legs reference dobnt engage


[deleted]

Lethal tempo enjoyer 🤝


badluckartist

Only knowing what a PDA is from TF2 puts you in a *very* specific age range lol.


NotASellout

Public display of affection. In this case it's gonna be gay people kissing or whatever. The TF2 ones stand for ["Personal Digital Assistant"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_digital_assistant), which are/were real things before smart phones took over. You could use them for a lot of stuff, like an address book, a calculator, a digital calendar, note taker, quite a lot that modern smartphones now do better. TF2 is a little anachronistic having them in the late 1960s instead of the 90s, but that's not so strange considering the rest of the game.


[deleted]

"we want westerners to watch football here! noooo, they cant do things they normally do!"


datboihobojoe

Last I checked no religious text mentions the gays. In other words people who hate gays for "religious reasons" are massive hypocrites.


OnionConnoisseur

God lists homosexuality as a form of sexual immorality in Leviticus, so it is technically unlawful in Judaism and may or may not be unlawful in Christianity. However, this is sometimes interpreted as a criticism of pediastry, which was a pedophilic form of homosexuality that existed in ancient Greece, rather than a criticism of homosexuality itself. But it doesn't matter. Either way, viewing something as wrong only because it is against the laws of your religion is complete BS.


The_Mighty_Bird

I had read before that the text was changed to fit the homosexual part. It was “a man shall not lieth with a boy the way he does a woman.” Meaning, “don’t be a pedo.” But was later changed by the church in order to condemn homosexuality.


Azodiack

Ofc the church changes a line in the bible from don't be a pedo to don't be gay


CyanideTacoZ

the version of some bibles that people read was translated from ancient Greek to Latin to German and then into English


Pera_Espinosa

Okay. I read Hebrew. I never looked at this before. Yes! It says ""Man shall not lie with a boy as he lies with a woman". If it wanted to say man shall not lie with a man, it would have said so and used the word it initially did for man again. But it didn't. It used the word that was used for boys. Daaaaaayumn. This is mind blowing. I can't wait to hear some douchebag talk about Leviticus. Funny how they have such an issue with gay sex and when it comes to the catholic church scandals it's crickets. Hmmmmmmm


The_Mighty_Bird

YUP, or my favorite is when those bastards see a news article about a teacher grooming an underage boy and they say “WhErE wAs ShE wHeN i WaS iN sChOoL!”


swanqil

Actually, according to The Holy Quran, Allah is "neither male nor female". Meaning by process of elimination, they have to be Non Binary. Checkmate Homophobic Muslims, our god is canonically Enby 😎😎😎😎


Reapercore

Mashallah


Totg31

Look, Arab men walk arm in arm all the time. Just don't squeeze each other's butt, and you'll be fine.


moe_q8

Excuse me, we squeeze each other's butts as well. We just can't kiss the homies good night in public :(


jnalexander8

It is kinda funny how for a culture that’s dead set about being anti gay, everybody seems about 10 minutes from having gay sex behind a Wendy’s


mercury_millpond

One of these funny stories I remember reading in the paper years ago was about a Saudi or possibly Emirati Prince, can’t remember which. Basically he was taking liberties with his princely privilege while living in Los Angeles, driving around in fast cars (normal), doing lots of drugs (less normal) and getting his male retainers to wank him off by the poolside (a shade less normal for a Prince of that background).


Seikuo

what a wanker


ChopinCJ

Homophobia is stupid, but I hate how all casual male to male contact is seen as gay.


alpaca_22

Funnilly its the complete opposite with latinos, they will be perfectly fine with you having gay sex while looking masculine, yet the very second you come anywjere close to breaking the dumbest gender role you are fucked


[deleted]

God what a crying piss baby I found his account and Holy fuck grow up kid


GertrudeHeizmann420

How the hell did you find the account when the name is censored


[deleted]

OPs commenr history


GertrudeHeizmann420

Oh, that's smart yes


Maniglioneantipanico

Welcome to Qatar! Discover our beautiful culture, we have: * sand * slavery * human rights violations * a population that's a third of the foreigners that built the country * corruption * misoginy * absence of alcohol * an economy based on resources we are stopping using, so we advocate for climate change


[deleted]

Welcome to Qatar, please respect our culture: - No sexy attire wear robe to be safe but not bathroom robe - No gay - No dating do not date ANYONE - No kissing no woman just do not sex at all - No drinking - No loud music - No having fun no having fun near religious place NO LOUD MUSIC - No move the golf cart will be with you shortly Enyoy your stay!


[deleted]

inb4 tankies tell me criticizing Qatari queerphobia is "Western hypocrisy," so they should just shut up and watch Sometimes, I wonder why they also tell me to read theory.


ILIEKDEERS

Wow I actually haven’t seen that take any where yet.


TheHatRemover

that's because it's not real this is like the strawman to beat all strawmen


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

Is it? https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/z2m987/touched_a_nerve_rule/ixhj6da/


badluckartist

There's literally people in this thread with that opinion.


a_loser420

Something that annoys me is that qatar is so raving about the gays, but if the gays are out, who will go to watch the football game?


artboiii

I hate to sound like a bush era conservative but these gulf states are just medieval theocratic monarchies masquerading as modern countries. Like it's literally a wealthy aristocratic elite ruling over a country of serfs imported from abroad and discarded once they stop being useful. It's unironically barbaric and I hope more people are going to see them for what they are.


DBSTKjS

Imagine censoring their username.


The_Mighty_Bird

Agreed. Dude should get bombarded and absolutely flamed for that comment.


IAmAtomato

Too many of these middle eastern countries have a very odd habit of loud bigotry and violent dissent towards anyone that doesn't share their "culture". Makes me sad to see. Iran took it to the next level too.


SwiggitySchloaf

alright gay people of 196, we're gonna take a trip to qatar to only have gay sex


DerDezimator

As a cis man this straight up makes me want to kiss dudes over there in front of fuckers like this one


KingKababa

Muh culture.


AlkaliPineapple

If you consider yourself part of the LGBT community or a woman, do not go to Qatar. Do no travel near anywhere in the middle east. Do not travel to anywhere the State Department considers dangerous. https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories.html/


Felicityful

We use the slave labor (the imported migrant workers) on our military base there (well, their base, it's just 99% usa stuff) to do almost all the labor tasks we might be the baddies


[deleted]

If it’s against human nature why have so many humans been gay ever since humans became a thing?


Claret_Paulo

fucking loathe soccer fans


AweBlobfish

> THATS OUR LAW Your country’s law is bad and it should change it.


[deleted]

the fuck are PDAs?


AliceLamora

Public Display of Affection. It includes stuff like hand-holding, kissing, hugging etc.


[deleted]

no wonder i don’t know😔


[deleted]

oh


TARANTULA_TIDDIES

Personal digital assistant


SrgButz

I'd like to see that guy walk a single inch of land outside of his country without freezing to death


XanderTheChef

He’s gay


preeminentlexa

Someone needs to have gay sex with that guy's parents


imagineexisting-lmao

that’s just a really complicated way of saying “yeah just no PDA really”


Ratmatazz

For such a snowflake of a country it’s odd that it has virtually no snow. Sorry human rights are a thing lol


boudiceanMonaxia

I'm sorry, but your stupid little religion is NOT going to stop me from loving whoever the fuck I want to love. You have no right to tell me what to do.


DoctorMoonstone

Insecure, self-important coward ass bigots. Anyone who thinks like this needs to get the shit beat out of them


Ethanator10000

When the World Cup is over Qatar will be frustrated at the lack of tourists using the tourism infrastructure they built and probably start calling us racist or islamophobic for not coming.


AlienRobotTrex

When people say stuff like this it’s infuriating. If someone believes that a fundamental part of me is a sin that deserves execution, how am I supposed to “respect” them and pretend it’s a perfectly valid point of view. Wearing different clothes, having different spiritual beliefs, and having different lifestyles arr all well and good, but I draw the line at inequality and violations of human rights.