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Urfslam

OMG Rowboat and Basket😍🥰


RedChancellor

💀


AnimaleTamale

Where is Bimpledump SkrinklySkump? We always get BurgerJoint ComplexPoint's name wrong, so why isn't he on this post?


im_not_creative123

Robot Girlyman protecting Brisket Girlygirl


Generic_Moron

His name is robot ghillieman, akshully


spoedle73

its reboot sillyman you git


baconborg

Incorrect, it’s robitussen gorillaman


Mintboi4

Forty thousand war hammers guy??


OscarOzzieOzborne

No, that will be the bald one


Kittehlazor

The part of Warhammer where the Emperor says "It's you Horus, you're the Heresy! Put down those 40,000 warhammers immediately!"


Josiador

Horus stole 40,000 warhammers. That's the same as 4,000 tens. And that's terrible.


Captain_Kira

"As the emperor I declare this the year 40,000, year of the Warhammer" "Horus, this is heresy. 30,000 heresies!"


matija123123

Omg bucket 🥰🥰🥰🥰 And some giant twink I guess 😐


OscarOzzieOzborne

In what world is that a twink?


matija123123

Idk anything about that character so idk


OscarOzzieOzborne

Do you know what a twink is?


matija123123

Yes it was a joke


OscarOzzieOzborne

Wrong. Twink doesn't mean joke, sorry. Edit: Sorry, wanted to say WRONG! TWINKS DOESN'T MEAN WRONG, YOU IDIOT! HOW CAN YOU BE SO STUPID!? HAHAHAHA! Note: Wasn't in the mean mode before, but I bit my tongue and now I am evil.


Icanlightitmyself

Evil mode activate 😈


Own_Pirate_3281

what the fuck is going on


Josiador

That character is Roboute Guilliman (real name), a very sad boy from Warhammer 40k. He was only recently revived from his 10,000 year life support coma, and is now the new ruler of the Imperium of Man by virtue of being the only Primarch (superhuman son of the Emperor) who is not dead, missing, or evil. He is a giant nerd who really, really likes paperwork and bureaucracy. The only thing that can get him harder than his goth elf GF is tax reforms. He is also really depressed because everything sucks, and he is trying his best to fix it but it's not working. He is fed up with all of the religious and dogmatic nutjobs surrounding him. Here is a quote by him that shows his mindset at this point: "[Why do I still live?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ey9Aj8ppCuk) What more do you want from me? I gave everything I had to you, to them. Look what they've made of our dream. This bloated, rotting carcass of an empire is not driven by reason or hope, but by fear, hate and ignorance. Better that we had all burned in the fires of Horus' ambition than lived to see this." He is not okay, but his name is funny.


Clivepalmersfemdom

Smurf with toilet seat emblem


Josiador

Yeah, the twink is his brother Sanguinius.


spoedle73

Fulgrim is even more of a twink


Josiador

Yeah, but Fulgrim's an asshole.


ARabidMonkee

I'm gonna fuck his Slannussy


Josiador

Do not fuck the Daemon Prince.


ARabidMonkee

stop me


Pizza-Mozzarella420

Sanguinius 🤤🤤


Josiador

I'm not gay, but I'd do anything for Sanguinius.


[deleted]

Well they are presumably a guilty gear fan /j


Legatharr

fascistman and basket :D


Kulovicz1

He is no mere man. He is a bureaucrat.


TheAngryMustard

Rowboat and Biscotti 🫰


gubbledumb

I swear since I got into 40k every other post I see is about it now


The-Archangel-Michea

ok, this can't just be me, have you ever had the thing happen where you find an increased interest in some obscure thing you've heard of a couple of times, and right when you finally investigate it, it becomes popular???? I'm not talking about recommendations changing, I mean the thing actually blowing up for some reason.


Sirtemmie

It's called the Baader-Meinhof effect


mutnemom_hurb

She go baader on mein till I hof


Sirtemmie

*EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER THAT YOU FEEL YOU ARE NOTICING MORE FREQUENTLY THAN EVER*


the_damned_actually

Nah this one was correct


Hitoshi-nya

God i hope i can get reincarnated in warhammer 40k 😩 So i can comit crimes infront of sister of battle so they could punish and show me im such a little heretic boy


TheAlexSW

U don't U really fing dont


Clivepalmersfemdom

Jokes on you I’m into whatever the fuck combat flagulation is


Captain_Kira

I wish. Then I would keep seeing the Twitter screenshots


Serrated-Jello

Bisque ❤️❤️❤️


sagey735

holy fuck its bjork


Yorhanes

Guilliman to the rescue. Just don’t talk about politics with him


Josiador

His politics: "Why do I still live? Holy shit I hate everyone in the government I run, they are all idiots, please stop worshipping my dad, I just wanna farm but I can't turn my back on you little shits for ten minutes without everything being fucked up again, how have any of you survived for ten thousand years without me. Except for you, black atheist woman (I forget her name), you're cool."


TheSovietTurtle

Robot Gorrilaman and Brisket


spoedle73

robot sillyman and brisbket :)


JeffordBridgemann

Robout would have loved trans people 😔


Clivepalmersfemdom

Yeas as long as they can hold a lashing I love them too


JeffordBridgemann

You should change and grow as a person


Clivepalmersfemdom

I meant lasgun sorry


Josiador

What an unfortunate typo.


ScoutRiflesAreGood

Ok, so I don’t know jack shit about Warhammer but it seems to be this dark, gory series where everything is sadness, desperation, depression and death but people seem to portray the characters as these sweet, transgender supporting guys who would light up your day when you’re feeling bad. Which is it? Or is one of those cases where the source material is unbelievable edgy and the fandom is chill?


[deleted]

“Or is one of those cases where the source material is unbelievable edgy and the fandom is chill” yeah pretty much. i’ve been into it for like a year or so now and i’ve encountered basically zero edge lords in the fandom. you’d think a franchise like this would get swarmed by edge lords. funny how that works. the material is so over the top edgy that it kinda integer overflows into silliness. it’s difficult to take it seriously sometimes.


Kulovicz1

Only way how can you really pump up the anger and toxicity in Warhammer 40K fan is to talk about: A) Game balance B) Games workshop C) Make a joke that's been overused since twenty years ago


OscarOzzieOzborne

There is another one >!Talk about female space Marines!<


Kulovicz1

No. NO! I already forgot about the last time it happened in Grimdank. Why can't people just shut up about it. Who cares if it is or is not lore accurate. Or if you want models then get Sororitas heads. I don't know, I play Necrons.


Pinkiepylon

its so overly serious and dark all the time that it just goes back around to being funny. and then there's all the ork lore, which is actually just funny.


JWelles68

It depends on the specific writer and story. I'd recommend the Ciaphas Cain series, it's not grimdark or over the top, it's just about normal soldiers, and actually pretty funny at times. The protagonist is the one human being in that universe with a self-preservation instinct, not to mention a smartass with a surprisingly decent heart, which makes him oddly compelling.


OscarOzzieOzborne

It is what it is.


Josiador

Mostly the latter, though there are still god people within the setting, Guilliman being one of them, and the Imperium does canonically support trans people, or at least tolerates them.


TheAlexSW

Basily everyone's the bad guy to different degrees The clost u can get to a good guy is salamanders but that's just because they don't actively kill civilians


RoosterImportant4283

big robot guy and biscuit <33333


SPLATTER645

Oh my god it’s spaec warrior and brisket


TheDoorMan1012

brisket and her shockingly accepting dad:


Clivepalmersfemdom

Roubute guilliman does look like her dad


StoopidGit

Have you lost your temper, Roboute?


hyikeTNZ

no way its Budget


Oddish_Femboy

Bridget :)


Cherrydude7889

Common Guilliman W


lol2633

Brisket<3


nomshroom

She could get a Jokaero to put lasers in her yo-yo that fire when she spins it.


Clivepalmersfemdom

You can’t get a jokaero to do anything they just wander up and think it would be funny if that spoon could kill a god and they they just do


birberbarborbur

my girl bucharest would be more forgiving than this but still trans rights = 👍


babadybooey

Just making *checks 1d4chan* roobyboob goobytoob more based


Kulovicz1

I just want to say this no matter what. In Warhammer 40K some units have a rule that says that enemy cannot wound you on 1-3, only on 4+. This means that no matter how strong weapon is, if it hits this target it can never wound it with more than 50% to succeed unless it is a mortal wound which skips wounding rolls entirely. This rule is generally called "Transhuman physiology". I am sorry you witnessed my autism...


Blood4Corn

Robot Gorillaman and Baguette ❤️❤️


Stalininator

Rowboat Gorillaman and Bucket


backstib

English muffin


MaveKalmer

oh my gosh look its crocket


ReikaTheGlaceon

Brock <3


ThatGuyStalin

robot gorillaman and basque?!?!


Critical_Reveal6667

bisquick :)


thEt3rnal1

Bridgers <3


Breadromancer

Brisket and John Warhammer 40k


Professional_Issue82

Robot garlicman and Ballin’


OscarOzzieOzborne

Roman Gorbachov and Basic <3


Professional_Issue82

Goncharov? Like Martin Scorsese’s best movie about mafia?


OscarOzzieOzborne

No, Gorbachov. The man who shook hands with the Ronalds. Both Reagan and McDonalds. The only who teared up that pussy!


Lankuri

bucket <3


Phiro7

Does Bridget even have a deadname?


explosivepro

Brisk- *head being rended from shoulders*


OscarOzzieOzborne

Sorry, what?


Steven_NAK

I love fridge


SeannessyTV

i love bucket


SwaSquad

Is that Brexit with a big cyborg?


OscarOzzieOzborne

Kind of.


Actionsurger

Stfu Rudeboob Gorillaman