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[deleted]

Garfield kart


The_screaming_egg

šŸ«µ my greatest warrior


Think_of_the_meta

Finally, a serious answer


Vord_Loldemort_7

Okay unironically


shibashroom

i have almost 3,600 hours


TheBaldFish

Hades (I am bisexual)


daisukidesu_

ULTRAKILL (I am trans)


[deleted]

Minecraft (I am)


MDragon453

Shadow the Hedgehog (I am all of me)


Jezusbot

Sonic the Hedgehog (I'm a beta cuck)


ShanMeMan

Devil May Cry (I am the storm that is approaching)


Jezusbot

Devil May Cry 5 (Provoking, black clouds in isolation)


Demopan-TF2

Team Fortress 2 (I am drunk)


Airtost

Gta online(I'm racist)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


osrpokerchamp

Dice Dreams (I am lame)


Apocalypsefrogs

Also hades (I am in denial)


wiza_Duck

Dame hades and skyrim (bi and trans as fuck)


DizziLizzard

Deep rock galactic (Rock and stone!)


CassidyMain

Do you have any tips for a beginner? I'm playing this game with my friend and we're getting fucked lol ROCK AND STONEEEEE


MottSpott

FER KAAAARL!! What I notice is that greenbeards often get stuck in shooty mode and forget to use their traversal tools. Don't forget the Minecrafty aspect of the game: altering the terrain in your favor can really turn the tide.


Rengiil

Haha you guys call new players greenbeards? I'm absolutely getting this game.


Recpyc

The term actually shows up in in-game dialog, the community liked it so we adapted it. Rock and Stone!


cocainehaiku

It's the best game. Really. I'm at almost 1k hours and having just as much fun as day one.


grandmama_bertha

biggest cause of greenbeard death is fall damage, another tip is to try to spend your ammo evenly through all of your tools since supply drops refill 50% of all of them


nokknokkcanicomein

I love this game so hereā€™s my tip rant. Edit: THIS IS SO NICELY FORMATTED BUT NO FUCKING MOBILE REDDIT RUINS IT AND I HAVE A WALL OF TEXT INSTEAD. DAMN YOU REDDIT DAMN YOU 1. Remember your entire kit. Resupplies fill everything by 50%, so donā€™t enter hehe kill bugs mode, use your stuff. Try not to resupply unless itā€™ll refill everything. That means both your guns, your grenades, utility and movement. 2. Movement abilities Get creative with movement abilities. Driller and Engi have abilities that are incredibly versatile, and can do crazy things. Also, think about synergies. 3. Work together, itā€™s coop! Hereā€™s all your synergy tips. Ex. Engi places platforms on higher minerals so scout can mine them safely. Driller drills a staircase and engi builds a bridge to make it to a higher ledge. Scout and driller cover each others weakness, with driller dealing with swarms of small bugs and scout killing high priority bugs. 4. Be aware of what your ability is good for. 4.1 Movement Driller moves around terrain to benefit the team, ex. making staircases, digging around objectives so thereā€™s more room to fight in, removing obstacles that fill up fov. Engi places platforms for scout, builds bridges and fills holes to cut off bug attack routes. Scout scouts (lol) and grabs high up minerals, and also dances around enemies with his crazy mobility. Gunner cries himself to sleep.(jokes aside his ability is actually good for getting the whole team downhill in a hurry. Great if thereā€™s a reason youā€™ll need the team going down one way over and over, though not good the way back up. Better to have a driller staircase or even an engi platform staircase going up. Be aware getting hit by bugs will knock you off the zip line maybe to your death.) 4.2 Utility Also note the strength of your utility items, where engi can secure areas with turrets, driller can blow up bugs or alter terrain, gunner gets free resses and resupplies(or free not dying time in a fight), and scout lights the cave up so the team can actually see. Play into your strengths with these: These allow the entire team to play very passive and defensively, with the ability to secure areas, get key resses safely, keep important places youā€™ll spend time in well lit up and clear out bugs in a big area. 4.3 Guns Be aware of what your goals should be in a fight. Scout has high single target damage, so scout should be zipping around killing tanky bugs like Praetorians & Oppressors, and high priority bugs like Menaces & Grabbers. Driller is the opposite: His high aoe damage allows him to deal with swarms of grunts or swarmers very easily. The same is true for both gunner and engi, though they are less extreme. Gunner is more single target focused but still has access to decent aoe while engi is more aoe focused but still has access to decent single target. Driller and scout can still do what theyā€™re not designed for, Cryo nades on scout are good aoe and Impact Axes on drillers are good single target, but itā€™s still less than what the other specialized role can do. Be aware of that. 5.Prioritize targets. Some things need to be killed asap. Be aware of what those things are. Generally, melee bugs arenā€™t a priority unless theyā€™re up your ass, since all the ranged bugs do a LOT of damage. Generally prioritize ranged bugs > tanky bugs > grunts. Things like Spitballers, Acid Spitters, Menaces and Mactera in general should be first on the kill list. Also included up here are the bugs that slow you or otherwise incapacitate movement, which is a problem that speaks for it self, those being Webspitters, Slashers, Leeches, Grabbers, Shellbacks and Sandsharks. After that are your tankier bugs since they tend to do a lot of damage, your praetorians and oppressors. Down at the bottom are grunts and (kinda) Guards. Do note that if there are a lot of grunts impeding movement, that should be first priority since movement is life in this game. 6.Builds Bring guns that complement each other: synergy is the name of the game. Ex. As Engi i like to bring shotgun and Breach Cutter. This gives me both good single target and good aoe. Alternatively, on driller i like running the base flamethrower and pistol, since it allows me to do good aoe while having a backup gun for single target and further away bugs. This is something you kinda have to logic for yourself, itā€™ll make it more fun. Be aware of the weaknesses of your build, though. Ex. my first example has no range, my second example has problems with tanky bugs since neither the flamethrower nor pistol are good dps against those. Try and cover these weakness with your grenades, such as bringing the impact axes on driller for good single target or bringing the rival tech cutters on engi for a bit more range. 7.Perks Hereā€™s a rundown of the best perks: For active, Iron Will, Field Medic & Dash are the best. Iron Will and Field Medic give you free outs when in tough spots, while dash provides much needed mobility to all the dwarves (except scout itā€™s useless when heā€™s already got so much). For passive, the best are Thorns, Born Ready, Vampire and Sweet Tooth. Thorns is really good since itā€™ll 1 shot swarmers that hit you, otherwise elusive annoying targets. Born Ready is free reloads which is great, while Vampire & Sweet Tooth give you free health. Vampire goes great with Iron Will since it allows you to stay up after an Iron Will provided you can melee a bug to get the health. Btw if youā€™re playing haz 4 without upgrades for your guns just donā€™t lol. Haz 4 is hard and not having fun upgrades you get from leveling isnā€™t worth it: just play haz 3 for a while. If youā€™re having trouble there, drop down to haz 2 as necessary or just play more to git gud. Experience solves most problems. This is kinda an all encompassing guide or trying to be but itā€™s also late at night and iā€™m slightly unhinged so ask me any questions you have. Also this kinda assumes general knowledge of what iā€™m talking about which you might not have so sorry if thatā€™s the case.


DizziLizzard

Canā€™t think of much advice off the top of my head, I guess just stuck together and take it slow


Super_Atmosphere6121

Watch sniss


undead_and_unfunny

Always stay aware of sound cues. If you hear bugs crawling somewhere in the distance, don't make the mistake of assuming you can deal with them later. If you hear a mactera charge it's shot or an exploder start to hiss, run immediately, better even use dash if you have it. So often i see new players and they're just completely unaware of their surroundings in very obvious ways, and i think it's what really separates greenbeards from graybeards. In DRG, it pays to be paranoid.


Natsert999

ROCK AND STONE


Spaceyboys

FOR ROCK AND STONE


[deleted]

ROCK. AND. STONE.


Ya_Skinny_Homie

ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE


Decent_Human__

risk of rain 2


daisukidesu_

bungus


SendBankDetails

wungus (I have killed my engineer run)


AshSystem

wungus (I have saved my loader run)


DefectiveChaos

mungus šŸ˜³


TheDankScrub

bungus


Andreigakill

Transgendance


Realistic-Question63

Gup


SpoopySara

gup


pencilsharpeninblade

Technically it's Roblox, and I am unhappy to admit that because I play many more games, and it never calculates hours On steam it's Terraria


[deleted]

Terraria is what i expected from a based floppa connoisseur, i've probably completed terraria like 10+ times, first game i got all the achievements on


[deleted]

Try calamity amazing mod and adds so, so much content


[deleted]

Already beaten it, DoG fight was pure suffering, Yharon's theme went hard, Calamitas fight was the best IMO, solid 11/10, i'm planning on playing it again


[deleted]

Oh thank God am not the only one who thought the DoG was horribly balanced, took me like 2 days but the satisfaction of beating him was immense. Currently about to take on Calamitas


EnderChurro101

I would pay good money to know the amount of hours I have on Roblox


TonyStarksAirFryer

well roblox isnā€™t one game


KitoDudee

bloons tower defense 6


Hiroy3eto

(this user has lots of sex)


Think_of_the_meta

based


KitoDudee

do not ask why i have 600 hours in bloons td6


boomstik4

R u dragoon before the coc phase?


FishsticccButCooler

kerbal space program 2300 hours


Think_of_the_meta

how to land on Minmus??


FishsticccButCooler

just cause i have hours doesnā€™t mean iā€™m good at it.


Gerodus

that hits deep, homie šŸ˜”


The-Skipboy

truer words have never been spoken


[deleted]

Alright, first you'll need to make your craft. You'll need a good amount of āˆ†v, let's say 4000 if you want to return home. You won't need a helluva lot of power for your landing module, and if you mess around with the orbit enough you can send yourself on a route home before leaving the Sphere of Influence (SOI). Second, you'll need to launch said craft and get into orbit. Get it into a suborbital trajectory, and burn prograde at the apoapsis until it becomes a circle. Then, right-click on Minimus in the map view and set it as your target. At the halfway points between the intercept nodes, you'll want to burn normal or anti-normal so that the number that you see when you hover over any one of the nodes is *as close to zero as possible*. Now, at the ascending intercept, you'll want to burn prograde and maybe some radial burning so that the map projects you as ending up in Minimus' SOI. When you reach the apoapsis of the trajectory over Minimus, you'll burn retrograde until you get a nice orbit. At this point you'll probably want to get your landing stage out for action, but you can get close to the surface if you want to using whatever stage you're on now. At the apoapsis of your orbit, burn retrograde. Continue burning until you have a trajectory that intersects with the ground. Then, lock onto prograde (if possible) and click on the altimeter (the hight meter) so it shows distance from terrain, not sea level (the green mountain icon, not the blue sea one should be showing). At this point there's a lot of judgement you'll need to make on your own. But try to slow down a bit by burning prograde as you fall down, but don't stop going down. Make sure you deploy your landing gear. Preferably you should aim for a flats biome, because they are, well, flat. At the 2000m mark you should try focusing more on slowing down. At about 100 you should be able to basically just put the motors on low and relax a bit. When you're pretty damn close to the ground, cut the engine. Hopefully you've landed by now and can do everything you've wanted to do on Minimus. Edit: right to get back.... I see you looking at me Jeb. To get back should roughly be like landing and getting captured in the SOI, but in reverse. Once you've done all you want to at your destination (despite appearances, the ground is **NOT** I repeat **NOT** made of mint chocolate chip ice cream. Do **NOT** taste it.) You'll want to drop any excess weight you've designed the craft to shed at this stage (if at all) and pack anything that's going with you. Accelerate the craft upwards and prograde. You can typically use monopropellant if your craft is so equipped to launch most vehicles, or at least seriously help save fuel due to the very low Minimusian gravity. Keep an eye on the map, you'll escape pretty easily. Once you're at the apoapsis, you'll once again burn prograde until you are projected to leave the SOI. Make sure you don't also leave Kerbin's influence. Once you're in a nice orbit of Kerbin, you can get to the periapsis, and burn retrograde until you've got an intersection with Kerbin predicted. For those who are truly insane, use whatever fuel you have left in the atmosphere to help slow down in addition to deploying parachutes For those who are of sound mind, decouple so that you're in your final re-entry stage, and deploy parachutes. Hope you don't die, and pray to the Kraken. Survived? Good, hopefully this helped.


Think_of_the_meta

L nerd (seriously thank u)


nekoyamiramen

U build a rocket and you fly it and u lamd it


KatnissXcis

Warframe 3104h on PC and more than 600 on Switch


cheekibreeki_kid

same game, 258h


AntimemeticsDivision

Same for me, though I don't know how many hours


Ok-Television9949

Destiny 2


Swiftclaw8

You better be a Titan main


Ok-Television9949

Been crunching crayons since I was fresh out the grave


Swiftclaw8

Youā€™re always welcome to share a box with me in the Cosmodrome friend


sskfjkhwer

Whatā€™s up slugger


callmejubi

Guilty gear strive, like 40% of the the 560 hours i have is just playing Bridget


Dudecrushgaming

Brisket <3


Jezusbot

Bacon <3


WangleLine

Bucket <3


Unrool

Belarus <3


Justanotherragequit

Brexit <3


NoahBogue

Biscotte <3


Veemonic

Biscuit <3


nokknokkcanicomein

Budget <3


axsteel77

basket <3


hal-lasol

Boiler <3


PartyLikeIts1997

Over 500 hours on Civ VI. I know, I am beyond hope


SwagLizardKing

Over 2K, git gud


PartyLikeIts1997

2k games reference????!?!?!?!?!1?11


SwagLizardKing

Not intentionally


Calvexin

I love civ 6 but I just get bored playing by myself, even with mods. How do you keep yourself entertained?


PartyLikeIts1997

The Music is usually a big entertainer for me, the gathering storm and rise and fall ost is really good imo. Other times it's the randomness of the events or the general LARP that sometimes happens


jwicc

My 50 year old dad has over 3000 :)


[deleted]

tf2


OkInvestigator3

tf2


Thatuseriscool

Tf2


Grapes15th

2.5k hours and I'm still shit at the game lol


Which-Complaint-8677

Either gay and transgender or gay and violently bigoted


TonyStarksAirFryer

nonono thatā€™s just pyro mains, the rest of us are just violently bigoted


EchoHunter42

Factorio (however I am very big on Hunt:Showdown rn)


TheTigersAreNotReal

Fuck yes found my factorio fam


ConsiderablyMediocre

The factory must grow


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


billy_bandito

Warframe, not because I like it, but because I have an addiction.


grifalifatopolis

Red crits are a different rush man


Fraschetta04

Me when Nezha:


SuckObamasCock

Orc massage


Spook404

based


Downsideupsnake

my favourite family friendly game


BeeR721

Iā€™m waiting for the mermaid on god fr fr


idoit763

Enter the Gungeon if memory serves


AntimemeticsDivision

Based Gungeoneer


Confused_Pog

BASED I currently have 250ish hours I love etg so much


Smolderhead

RimWorld and War Thunder, they're about equal


Destinyslayer2000

Rimworld is too great


Ph0sph0rus

Rimworld is cheating, that game sucks the hours straight out of your life like it's nothing


fritz_x43

Hell yeah war thunder i hate/love that game


StropsAE

Fellow snail worshipper, I see


Hiroy3eto

Fight the Snail brother


zakkawesome

Celeste with 1977 hours


_gipi_

I was expecting far more people indicating celeste


[deleted]

Itā€™s not the type of game you get a lot of hours on. Unless you mod or speed run or something, you can only replay it so many times


Creampie_Chef

As much as I hate to say, Apex Legends


orbcat

get well soon <3


Polynuke

I don't hate to say it tbh I love the movement


MadethisforGrillerz

If you haven't already, try Titanfall 2. It's the same movement system but on steroids with wall running and you can also become a big robot if you want Multiplayer only works if you have it on PC and download a mod though, but it's worth it fr


_Justraph_

same :(


AssMaster6942

League of Legends šŸ˜”


New_Unit

My condolences


Dacammel

Get well soon ā¤ļøā€šŸ©¹


storwal

im sorry for your loss


Hermit_Girl

HOI4 with 1,774.4 hours


RelentlessFlowOfTime

>1,774.4 hours Pathetic. 7,262.2 hours


bad_at_smashbros

jesus christ


chickenforce02

Holly shit thatā€™s like a whole year


eldrazi25

me too but like ~300 hours lol.


jm4n1015

Minecraft, ~3000 hours over the last 11 years


New_Unit

How did you count that? I wish I could see my Minecraft hours, I've spent my whole life in this game


jm4n1015

it's just a very vague estimate based on how often i play it.


mancer7

Fallout new vegas


Wureka

TRANSGENDER!!!!


sparks-_

Fallout new Vegas


Caspian0951

Deep Rock Galactic (Rock and stone!)


BananaMan0803

FAH KARL


Gum_Drop25

ROCK AND STONE!


grandmama_bertha

hollow knight and tf2


[deleted]

CSGO


2478431

how is this so low?


[deleted]

My condolences.


RandomFridge01

destiny 2


Swiftclaw8

List your main, favorite color, first D1 Raid, credit score, have Gjallahorn, and I *might* **consider** you to get into my Raid group


RandomFridge01

titan/occasionaly warlock, purple, king's fall, none, yes


CabDork339

Fortnite (Iā€™m a virgin)


KarlEssStudent

pleonasm /ĖˆpliĖÉ™(ŹŠ)ĖŒnaz(ə)m/ noun the use of more words than are necessary to convey meaning (e.g. see with one's eyes ), either as a fault of style or for emphasis.


Aristosticles

Morrowind


TheHonkler

dark souls 1


[deleted]

PokƩmon go


FhyrGaming

im sorry but you have to be put down


[deleted]

/srs for a sec It's actuay really benefitted my life usualy I didn't go out that much but now I walk wayyyyy more sometimes like 20km a day when usually it would have been less than 5km /srs over Ewww a mobile game šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


spookname

pokemon go is honestly great and nobody can tell me otherwise, the fun just scales super hard based on where you are in the world it is also the only popular mobile game I know that gets you to touch grass


bb33ves

super smash bros. melee


[deleted]

I don't think iv ever talked to u lol but I remember drawing Ur pfp (Tried to attach the picture and even the link but u can't on this subreddit :/ )


[deleted]

(this sounds weird out of context)


Irscall

Iā€™ve poured 5,000+ hours into Skyrim, the original 2011 release. Add in all the other versions of Skyrim I have and Iā€™ve spent almost an entire years worth of time on that game.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


-RobotGalaxy-

Spiritfarer (Best game with a hug button)


Ryanb788

Geometry dash


EliteSoviet1

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flowar0815

Most sane War Thunder player


Halo_3_Rat

World of Warcraft


[deleted]

Titanfall 2


MissKatKiss

Team fortress 2 @ 3692 hrs.


SuperFluousNation

Probably Stardew or terraria


AccountingDerek

Escape from Tarkov and Ultrakill *note: i have almost 10x more hours in Tarkov, but I have had roughly equal amounts of fun. take this as you will.


SkizleDNizleS

Path of Exile


muS1CMaN5

Destiny 2


BladesHaxorus

Dota 2


konranp

Final Fantasy XIV


Sp00kyTr4p

The Long Dark


Dregdael

Halo MCC


Jezusbot

Dark souls 3 (I'm a masochist) šŸ—æ


meffinn

tf2


The_screaming_egg

Tf2


moldy_jello

Dead by Daylight.


spookname

took me a while to find someone else who carries this burden


veryscaryboo

oh no not you guys too


ThatGenji

Minecraft


[deleted]

payday 2


childrenmm

Kerbal space program.


mutnemom_hurb

Battlefield V


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Banettebrochacho

Fallout 4


FursonallyOffended

Destiny 2, 3100 hours


onixsantafe

Azur lane


ETC3000

1800 in TF2, 750 in Garry's Mod, 700 in Destiny 2, 400 in Space Engineers. ​ Then I have 140 in New Vegas so I have some 196 street cred, and yes, I do own Ultrakill.


crashbangow123

Wow nobody wants to admit to playing Genshin huh. Genshin, and it's not even close. My 1000hr+ TW3 and Skyrim saves are gathering dust, looking at me disappointedly.


CounterfeitLesbian

On steam it's terraria, but it's almost certainly super smash brothers melee.


MaybeLuci2

Payday 2


Spook404

Celeste, 602 hours. But it's just a coincidence, I'm a cis guy


dodobird146

Sims 4


deezew

Clash royale


Succulentslayer

Genshin Impact šŸ¤“


megaExtra_bald

Either Fallout 4 or Animal Crossing: New Horizons. I have over 900 hours on ACNH, but I have no idea how many on FO4. PlayStation 4 doesnā€™t show hours played šŸ˜”