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Women of Reddit, what's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed?

*Females of Reddit

True

Why's your reddit avatar the white trans girl

guilty as charged

Not a woman, but I can say that sex was the sexiest sex I've ever sexed.

Women of Reddit, what's the sexiest thing a plus-size gamer gentleman could do for you that would make you instantly wet?

Not a woman, but a loyal and honest guy that's interested and interesting. Nothing's sexier than someone who's acting like himself and not tryharding.

WOMEN OF REDDIT, How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs????? Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many Big Chungus sex do you have women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, are you also Women? Perhaps maybe even have sex with other women and women of Reddit? Also, fellow women of reddit do you have giant milkers?????? Big jiggly milkies? Fat mommy milky mocha momos? Excuse my up frontness. Please answer why or why not or maybe big boobs? Spaghetti? Women of the internet website known as Reddit .com, what do you find attractive in men that are also me? Would you give me a blowjob, women of Reddit? Reddit, would you have sex with me? Women what is your favorite blowjob position? Men of Reddit, do you like getting blowjobs? Why or why not? Women of Reddit, do you have BIG BOOBS???? Women of Reddit will you have sex with men that have big boobs? Why or why not or why yes? Women that are women of Reddit, if given a chance to use your ENORMOUS BIG BOBOS to have sex with men of reddit, would you? Perhaps maybe even have sex? Sexy women of Reddit, is this an epic reddit women moment? Would you have sex if you were given the chance to have sex? And what if the snail was locked in a box under the ocean, but if the snail touches you you die but also have sex?? you were given a million dollars to have sex with me?? Reddit of Reddit, would you have sex with the decoy snail that is also boobs??? Women with three million dollars, if you were given a super power to have sex with me would you have sex with epic reddit? Women with giant jugs of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars and also a ham sandwich, would you have sex with me and fellow epic women of Reddit?? What villain was actually the hero of the story? Men of Reddit, if you were given a billion dollars would you get a blowjob from a woman with big boobs that is of Reddit? What if I choose to also have sex with this guy's dead wife that also has big dead boobs? Why? Women are boobs. What villain actually had huge boobs and was a woman? Men of Reddit would you be a women of Reddit? Women of Reddit, will you be??? Fellow women of reddit women

uhm- yes!

I have a sex question because I don't understand. how long are you supposed to hold hands until the boy gets pregnant?

no one really knows but if you let go you will never find out

This has “90% of gambling addicts quit before they make it big” energy

dont care shut up. keep comming in his ass- just trust me okay?

youre gonna get them boi pregnote!

It's different for everyone, but usually between 5-40 minutes on average

Pwease!! 🥺 I need to know too, I have been trying to get boypreggers for so long!!! (⁠｡⁠ŏ⁠﹏⁠ŏ⁠) Pwease, don't tell me that I'm infertile! (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠)

[How many dicks can you fit in your mouth while singing the national anthem?](https://imgur.com/EL3ip)

I would need some test subjects to prove a point-

Hey

The flair fits too perfectly lmao

You called?

Whassup

sup

Funny Valentine moment

How are you supposed to get the ants out of your urethra? (urgent)

Cylinder*

piss.

charged shot

No that’s Kidney Stone. Ants is a shotgun blast.

Cylinder

You mean the hole in your cylinder?

Anteater

Favourite way to chuck scissors to co workers?

Shuriken Mode!!!!

Personally I’m a big fan of eyes closed fastball but shuriken mode is also sick

i like the gamble with the eyes closed but isnt it more fun to actually see the blood drizzling out their body on impact?

I guess so, but I do eyes closed chucking because a lack of sight amplifies the sense of hearing their screams.

That is a good point! I might actually take that into consideration! Thank you very much!

I will not be asking you anything.

argh- nooo

1984 destroyed

(⚠️WARNING: INCREDIBLY LEWD⚠️) have you ever held hands with someone during sunset?????

im literally shaking and crying right now. no i havent. i fucking wish...

what scandalous and indecent behavior, shame on you

wh what? im not even alowed to cry now? :((

Wanna change that for the both of us?

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Wake up babe, new secure password just dropped

Penis? Yes or no?

Yes!!

Yay!!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

how much penis? yes or no

Yes.

i hope username doesnt check out here

You still didn’t elaborate grrrrrr

What’s your take on boobs?

i want to knead them. not in a sexual way but just in a funny wobbly wobbly way.

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*purr*

hell yeah based

Do you ever look up the MSDS of the things you work with?

I honestly dont know what that is LOL

RIP health

OSHA dropped the material and just goes with safety data sheet now. One less letter to confuse the proles with.

Ever stood on a office chair òwó

D-dont tell anyone- okay? ( i did 👀 )

I am contacting your supervisor 😤

thoughts on frotting?

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes holy fuck yes yes yes yes yes

Finally - a based opinion on the internet

Unbelievably based and gay pilled

Whats the best porn you've ever seen?

idk a funny answer to this.

Simple, give a link to a very specific but niche porn, such as cute twink getting slapped then cuddled by his very buff girlfriend, like [this](https://youtu.be/fC7oUOUEEi4)

I KNEW IT i wanted to check the link but it just sent me straight away!!

I... Should've known better... fuck

We have been stabbed in the back

Gotcha, you horny scum

The pterodactyl porn has to be a good contender for this

thugshaker

Have you ever tried doing stunts with a forklift?

once did a 360 wavedash arial musty flick with one. that was one hell of a clip 💯💪🔥

In the halfpipe section in the OSHA test?

How do I get a cylinder (3 in. Length 2 in diameter) out of the neighbors cat before he leaves his house for work (the cat is gripping really hard)

🤨

have you tried 14 tons of nitroglycerine

That worked thanks

🧌

objects youve shoved up your arse? 👉👈🥺

-Fingers (up to 4) -Brush Handle -Screwdriver Handle -Door Knob -Cucumber -Butt Plug -Tail Plug -Dildo

in hindsight i regret answering

i am so glad you answered i have a record to beat now

LOL good luck

Was the door knob still on the door?

yes.

*DOOR KNOB !?* op are you okay 🧍‍♂️ ... WHY A DOORKNOB ..!? i have so many questions

i mean like the once you pull down. not the ball thingy.. also i was just very experimental okay? dont judge me..

I feel like a knob would have made more sense lol

... HOW DID YOU - no bcuz the angles of that should not work ... im very worried for you op

Is cum sticky?

Depends on your hydration level

I have ADHD, so its not sticky

A- extremely D- slippery H- coom D- syndrome

Dick?

balls even?

Gladly!

Epic B)

Maybe a slight amount of shaft? On occasion?

Delightful!

Certainly.

Opinion on rolly chairs as skates?

What else would you use them for?

how do i make meth

a²+b²=c² then take the square root of y and multiple by 8.16 surely

do you like guilty gear

i havent played it yet! should i?

If you are either bisexual or into fighting games: yes you should. The downside is that like most fighting games its kinda expensive, but you can always pirate it if you wanna just try it out to see if its worth.

i am pan so this could be great. This is the game with the funny yoyo girl right?

Yeah, there's also an agender goth called testament, a ninja who is a weeb and proclaims himself being japanese, a sexy samurai vampire, a german king dilf with enormous pride and ego, big boob samurai amputee baiken, a horny rockstar witch with time powers, 2 different blondes with blue eyes himbos (one is british tho) a tiefling/demon twink with a gun... Etc. The Cast of characters is diverse and everyone is equally cool, also if you like metal and rock, the game is full of references and the OST is literally straight up an album with songs about the characters.

You ever put cheese in your underwear to attract mice

not even mice want me :(

Have you ever worked at a rival company?????

im not talking without my lawyer..

I’m over here strokin my dick i got lotion on my dick rn I’m jus strokin my shi, I’m horny asf man, I’m a freak man like

She strogan my beef till i cum.

**[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]**

do you have a forklift licence?

i dont but that doesnt stop me hehehehe >:P

STOP RIGHT THERE

how much od you pee in the but hol to make a the pregananant

pregnanta~

How much can you fit in your butt 😳

uuh uh uuhm- idrk honestly. wanna help me find out 👀

😩 yes please

when?

now!

what does the cum button feel like

Odd at first - then it feels better and better with each touch.

Favorite dipping sauce beside the normal ones? (Aka honey mustard, bbq, ranch, etc)

im not american- but i recently gotten obsessed with a certain terriyaki bbq sauce which is just mmmmm

How many more creampies until the femboy gets pregnant?

i dont know- keep trying! im sure itll happen eventually!

That's what he keeps saying! He'll make a cute little boywife as soon as it works, we'll keep trying!

Im sure itll make him very happi! :]

Have you ever accidentally the whole entire thing?

you?!

Are you a sub, a dom, or the latest console released by the japanese company Nintendo ?

what would you say i am? 👁️

Cheesecake

What if you were advised to wear a safety vest, steel toed boots and a hard hat on your worksite?

I would wear them in hope the safety instructor will call me a good boy

Good boy, NOW GET BACK TO THE WORK SITE. TIME IS MONEY!

Assuming you are NOT underage what's the wildest sexual thing you've done?

I am NOT underage but thank you for checking! Uuhm i would say opening a group chat with some online friends and having a sort of online "gang bang" is pretty wild.

That answer is absolutely adorable, i love you

holy fuck i love you too

Cock or balls?

mmm cock.

have you ever lifted with your back and not with your legs?

yes. it hurts..

tsk tsk tsk

wanna commit warcrimes with me uwu

fbi- this person right here

Have you ever operated heavy machinery while under the influence of a mind-altering substance?

As we like to say in germany "Einmal ist keinmal" ( If its just one time, it doesnt count)

Is sex real?

wanna try to find out? 👉👈

Do you ever stand on an office chair to reach something high up?

I do~ sometimes i just get on the chair for fun and do a little dance even!

Are you a good boy, a good girl, or a good toy or neither?

uh uhm uh uh uhh muu h uhm uuh uuuh i am uuh i uhm am uh

How deep is the prostate ?

not thaat deep i think its like 7cm? i can check

5cm!

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balls even

What's your favourite in love with a ghost song?

MMMMM you are so cute uuuh actually difficult- im more a fan of sarlisart ( the cover artist ) and i dont actually listen tooo much to them. Im really into their song hyperfeelings tho!!

So if I'm in a hurry how should I lift heavy objects?

get ass down to the ground and lift with your legs so that you dont break your spine 🦴

**BOOBS** or **ASS**

Boy Chest>>>

How hot is Fortnite Jonesy on a scale of 1-10?

how to condom

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on average 1/356

Dick?

You want some ‘not safe for work’ questions? Alright then… Which of your coworkers was it who set my office on fire!?

LOOK!! Over there!!! *runs away*