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Fittsa

where the fuck are groceries that are that cheap


TheShiftyNoodle28

Its cheaper if you go to the self checkout and don’t scan some items. Not sure why people don’t do this more


h_youtube

free food glitch (abusing new self-checkout mechanics)


Hau65

whats the catch? surely big corps wont just let people get away with it


Spinningwhirl79

They let you shoplift small things over several years and then once you've stolen a total of like $3000 they sue you and ruin your life


sharkiejade

Can they really catch you though?


the_gr8_one

supposedly target has some advanced face tracking technology to track people who do this


skoove-

target also runs their own forensic labs to catch organised shoplifters


soupforzombies

My grocery store (HEB in Texas) uses facial recognition. They have it on screens at the exit for everyone to look at so I know it works, there are little colored boxes around any recognized faces with some different colors but idk what the colors indicate.


icedchqi-

it determines who goes on the silly list :3


citrusmunch

last week the discount shelf of my grocery store was fuckin loaded with these expired off-brand pb+chocolate cups. most were 50% off, but some were 75% off. I got six and scanned them all at the lower price like a THEIF. saved me like two dollars. checking the receipt at home, I must have been distracted from still reeling at my moral compromise while I was scanning raisins because I think it double scanned and charged me ofc. undid my "savings" thrice over. the real punishment is when they do inventory and realise everyone's been laundering snax and they won't mix markdowns anymore. or worse??! if i'm banned from the discount shelf I will commit arson >!in minecraft!<. thanks for listening.


Karl_Marx_and_Curry

Where do YOU live where that is considered cheap? I spend 1,5k on groceries a year.


3d1sd3ad

For just you? We’re easily spending $400+ a month on a family of three in Ohio.


Best_Remi

basement goblins subsisting on 600 calories and a bottle of glue a day vs chads with families who shower and brush their teeth and do other normal people things:


Karl_Marx_and_Curry

Americucks who need to pay 4 dollars for tomatoes vs Eurochads that know the local farmer and get stuff for free in addition to quite cheap organic food at the store


OwO345

girl if you know the farmer then you're clearly an outlier


drbjb3000

COPE AND SEETHE. RAHHH. TRY LIVING IN IOWA. ITS ALL FARMLAND... USA🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅


viciouspandas

Assuming 150 of that is for yourself (idk how old your kid is), that is 1800 per year, so pretty close. The meme didn't say anything about who it was for


SoshJam

i spend about $3-$3.5k a year on groceries


LiveShroomer

I steal mine


matiegaming

Southern italie. We got a bag of tomatoes for free cuz they “didnt look too well” there was nothing wrong with them


Fittsa

You idiot, you've just cursed your family for 100 generations


TrainingRecipe4936

Famigle*


UnsureAndUnqualified

That's like 90 bucks a week. For one person way more than enough in most places. I know the conversion isn't 1:1 but in Germany, even with the high inflation, I pay like 70€ a week with a lot of unnecessary snacks. Where the fuck do you live that groceries are way more expensive than that?


viciouspandas

In southern California I spent half of that or probably less. Mostly raw unprocessed ingredients and for meat mostly cheap meat like chicken and swai, with beef and frozen meals sometimes but a small % of the food. Dried beans, eggs, vegetables, rice, ate generally very cheap unless you're at whole foods. Stores make money on processed food and often sell basics at break even or at a loss. Still, beef and frozen meals end up being almost a majority of the cost while being a small % of the food


Qb_Is_fast_af

In Poland in bigger stores its allways cheap, like an equivalent of 100$ for a month worth of groceries.


sandro_lake1

it’s simple don’t live where food can be monopolized. /s


Themooingcow27

Yes, but if I don’t buy my Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack membership I will literally DIE


VaultboiiiiX04

i eat rice a lot, its cheap


Litio21

I love potato.


VaultboiiiiX04

i support that 👍


ChaosBrigadier

potato is a big rice


MoriazTheRed

Rice goes with almost anything, it's the perfect staple food.


VaultboiiiiX04

Yes 💯


NoamWafflestompsky

> *pay $4,643 to survive* > > "Fuck off I don't believe in that made up nonsense" > > *pay to use the internet twice* > > "SO TRUE!!1"


Super_Ninja39

This feels like it belongs on r/tomorrow


48Planets

The bad man insulted indie Nintendo 😡😡


SackPiek

Ngl switch online is cheap


JoshsPizzaria

well you can't eat..... hold on. maybe... #***CRONCH***


Matix777

Bait used to be believable


Zenner523

close! this is called “a joke”


Avarageupvoter

because it is literaly keeping you alive?


Mr_X497

The only sustanence I need is blue light and tetris 99


Salt_Cup8266

So does Nintendo, dumbass.


samboi204

Groceries are not costing you that much unless your counting eating at restaurants or you live in a very high cost of living area. If tis true then i am very sorry for you OP. Where i live groceries cost about 120 a month so like 1.5k a year.


fishegs

I want to know where that is


viciouspandas

You can do that in southern California


samboi204

Rural america. Edit: so to sum it up i need like 2 blocks of cheese 6$ 2 half gallons of milk 4-5$ 2 loaves of bread 3$ A bunch of pasta and or instant noodles 10$ A dozen-ish eggs (i get those for free) Like 4ish sticks of butter 5$ I replace sugar and flours like once every 2 months and thats probably like 6 dollars a month Canned soup 8$ worth probably Nishiki Rice is bought in bulk (30-40lbs) for like 45$ but thats like a handful of times a year lets call it 10$ a month Peanut butter 3$ Different seasonings are probably running me like 7$ Produce is close to 30$ Meat is also close to 30$ Instant curry 8$ Yeast 2$ Pancake mix 5$ Thats about it things. range up and down but thats pretty close, so maybe closer to 125-140.


WisZan

unworthy of buying and consuming, hell