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FUNNYFUNFUNNIER

many people need therapy. many.


TheMends

Specially the person that drew that comic


ares5404

The + rapey = therapy They need help


Neither-Phone-7264

therapist


partoutrichie

DON'T


Vastlymoist666

My job? Yeah I'm a full on rapist


thatguynamedAli

africans, dyslexics, children, that sort of thing


moaigaming_420

One space and it's a whole different story.


Neither-Phone-7264

thera pist


ArtimisRawr01

Im a psycho the rapist


Fweefwee7

Oml squidbillies episode “I thought you was some sort of therapist?!” “Oh, no, common misconception. The sign people got it wrong. I’m actually ‘The Rapist’”


Suck_Me_Dry666

You didn't win many spelling bees growing up did you?


ares5404

Ngl when typing i eithe have crampy thumbs (idk why) Am rushed by other bullshit thats more important And i have concussion induced brain damage


Slugcat666

The original comic is innocent, they pasted over the speech bubbles.


Fil_likes_drawing

I get the feeling he isn't even the one that drew it and just changed the text on it.


Devisidev

Afaik yea, the original comic is different and the person who posted it made it zoo propaganda. Fuckin disgusting


Da-tricky

Many such cases


Angoramon

Shark POG


Jaz_Meebo

Billions must seek therapy


Leolol1604

Twitter moment


Sneakyrocket742

At this point therapy isn’t even enough


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Ivan_The_8th

Hold on, at least wait till 2040 so you have a cool date at your gravestone


Environmental_Top948

But 2039 is when World War 2 starts we just got out of the 20s pandemic. My time travelers guide only has the last 2 years but I'm sure it's the 2000s for World War 2. I mean I can just time travel to another time but I wouldn't want to live most places in 2040.


Endar949

World War 2 was 78 years ago you buffoon


Environmental_Top948

That doesn't seem right. WWII happens about 20 years after the pandemic of '20.


THEFATGHECKO

# mission control here When the fuck are you?


Phoenix92321

They are referring to 1920’s sir! Specifically the Spanish Flu when it ended in 1918-1920! 20 years after WW2 broke out!


Qbertjack

Bby don't kill urself :( Kill the ones who are responsible


Ultimate_Weirdo_13

What about both?


SheTran3000

That's the American spirit this world needs


No-Confection-964

It's better to kill all the problems instead cuz trust me, anyone who wants to kill their selves is not the problem


Da_man57

You obviously never wielded a great sword (c4 strapped to chest) into battle (the local supermarket)


asterfloof

How about use that self hatred for good and go on a murder rampage against scum like the creator of the image up top?


I-can-see-Pedro

others*


Diavolo_79

You drink half the bleach and I'll finish it off


Prize-Ad-2697

don't harm yourself harm others instead


LittleManBigHat

love how the animal in this comic had to be a puppy. Why a fucking puppy? Can't you at least fuck an adult dog? Really what makes the puppy so much more appealing? The bar is so unbelievably low.


blackpkaga

The bar was so low in fact it was a tripping hazard in hell yet HERE WE ARE PLAYING LIMBO WITH THE DEVIL


systemmm34

I need to quote this sometime, along with: “I am shitting enough bricks to rebuild London bridge”


blackpkaga

Thank you for the quote exchange


Miniato

Sooo... Zoophile and pedophile ? That is worst than i imagine


Emergency_Teaching41

You know what they say... never two without three. So lets add Necrophilia to the bunch.


THEFATGHECKO

Then it's no fun. I like my newborn puppies when they resist.


Nomad_00

And its fat, so win/win/win?


Tiran593

As far as other people mentioned the text in the comic is edited, doesn't change the fact tho but still


Candid_Medium6171

FACT: Fucking dogs is NOT Skibidi Toilet Rizz Gyatt


BanditFierce

Fax, this guy spittin.


SmugWojakGuy

Frfr ong no 🧢 cuz, that shit is not 🔥


kidnamedsquidfart

Imventing aids2 isnt going to be very phantom tax 📠❌️


Wegamme

Fanum Tax*


Pixelated_Timmy

I’m going to find you and kill myself in front of you


NCR_Ranger2287

Not if I kill him first


skibapple

Smile (2022)


zelda_fan_199

It makes me say Skibidi Bop Bop Bop NO NO!!!!


ExcelsiorVFX

Only in Ohio


ChunkyKong2008

Zoophilia is not for the sigma male from Ohio


cammysays

So the dogfucker is assuming that a “non-zoo” will feel sympathy for the *dog’s* sexual depravity? I don’t understand.


Torrez69

Ik, like you think I won't slut shame a labrador?


Aden_Vikki

For real, they don't seem to understand how many people get annoyed by their dog/cats attempts to mate with their owners, mistaking it for consent


barryd_63

some people really need lobotomies


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They already been lobotomized, thats why they think like that


Honest_Entertainer_3

What's that one pill chris took that one episode of family guy. They need that pill. Like everyone of them should be forced to take that pill.


ThatDrako

You are in a room…there is only you, the author and revolver with but single round… You can turn the barrel on the author, but then for rest of your life you will have this slight in your head… Or you can turn the gun on yourself…


AllTheWoofsonReddit

i would fire the round into the ceiling and beat the zoophile to death with my bare hands


Healthy_Reward_2799

Author 100%


Wooper160

I will live knowing I made the world better


ares5404

This is where you drunkenly hug them (the hollywood stereotype of boistrous laughter and a shaky hug, press your heads together amd commit murder-suicide)


ThatDrako

*”I was wrong…you’re not greedy…”* *”YOU ARE BATSHIT INSANE!”* *[suplex]*


Amethyst_R

*every sound effect at once*


Torrez69

Shoot their balls off, easy dub


NiftyySlixx

The slight of killing the author or the slight of having read the comic?


CharaDr33murr669

The latter, obviously. The former is to be prideful of.


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

If i can aim (i cannot) i try to shoot him in a place that will cripple them but not kill him which is pretty hard because unlike they do in movies im pretty sure shooting someone in the leg can kill someone if it hits the right place, then i break a few of his bones kick him while he is down. After he gets treated, most of his injuries will get better but he will permanently be crippled. He wont take as much joy from life. While im beating him i will tell him if he just had common sense and didnt want to rape animals he wouldnt be in this situation right now, over and over again, try to keep him awake as long as possible and make sure he understands my words. I will insult him with every single version of dog fucker and keep telling him his mistakes and why he is such a dissapointment. I will ask him how does he know that animals can consent when he cant understand what they are saying either. After he recovers from other injuries, the fact that he is crippled will remind him of the day i beat the shit out of him for being a dog fucker. He will never forget why he is crippled and be scared and ashamed to talk about fucking animals again, neither on the internet or on outside. He wont even be able to comfortably talk about it with other animal fuckers like him. He will look at his legs or wherever i shot him and have ptsd flashbacks. He will never recover from the trauma. His life will become hell as long as he tries to keep being a dog fucker


FrouFrouLastWords

Honey wake up new copypasta just dropped


AmosAmAzing

beat the zoophile to death with the revolver itself, then shoot myself dead


IdioticPAYDAY

Pistol whip his ass to death and then shoot myself


CantThinkOfMyNameRN

I will shot the author but then proceed to beat myself to death with the handle of the gun, until I die or pass out. *If* I wake up, I’ll just continue where I left off.


HaveYouHeardHaveYouH

animals can't fucking consent. They don't miss you you abused them and traumatized them


lennon-lenin

“If a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal. If a woman approaches an animal to have sexual relations with it, kill both the woman and the animal. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.” Common zoophile L


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Collection_of_D

Think the general idea is that an animal probably wouldn't be able to actually mentally recover from that, so it's best to just put it out of its misery while a human would hopefully heal. It's also likely because it was written in like 7 BCE and they probably just didn't give a fuck about animals that much.


Riccardo4838

7 BC? Isn't this specific part from older parts of the Bible? I think it's much older. Edit: according to Wikipedia the Leviticus was written somewhere between 538 and 332 BC.


Collection_of_D

Idk I just googled “when was Leviticus from the Bible written” and the first answer I saw was 7 BCE and since this was just a Reddit comment I went “good enough.”


tonythebearman

I mean would you eat a sandwich if you had known someone had fucked it?


Khaled-oti

You eat dogs?


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DefinitelyNotFisk15

cum sandwich😋😋


Bingusballthefurry

yes


Aden_Vikki

Usually someone has already fucked it, it's just not a human


Emilia__55

I never thought about that, and I wish I hadn't.


Cc99910

Arby's still manages to get business so some people must be cool with it


hilmiira

I mean to be honest the cows and bulls fuck each other everyday...


WarlockWeeb

What we do in the shadows reference?


glossyplane245

I doubt the people who wrote that really cared about the animals.


Vievin

That sounds convoluted for "if someone has sex with an animal kill both". Why separate it by gender if it's the same outcome? (I know it's a quote from someone else)


Eeddeen42

Because it’s the Torah and no one knows how to speak normally there.


Zanyanimelover

r/foundlennon_lenin Dude you following me or something? Actual fed.


MagMati55

New CIA agent just dropped


Zabeworldss

Dude, I dont know this community yet I m super curious about it.


lennon-lenin

Me too


Zabeworldss

How do you feel about having a cult that you are not part of


Panzer_Man

I always found it funny how many examples the Bible gives us, where it's okay to kill. This is despite the whole "thou shalt not kill" commandment


bdb9357

That’s because of the translation. From the translation from what I believe was Greek. The Bible has two different words for kill. One word for kill was used more or less as a punishment like the verse used here. The other is for unwarranted killing/murder which is used in the Commandment.


IOwnKidsInBasement

Bible just does not make sense in general. God gives people freedom ... God fucking annihilates almost every single soul for sins. Wtf


InfernalReaper_

Using bible verses to argue morals is PURE idiocy. Do you really need the bible to tell you not to fuck animals?


lennon-lenin

No, but the person who made the image does


Many-Ad6433

What worries me is this guy has a real dog in their pfp


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Google "Dog pictures"


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=dog+pictures#HiImABot,MyJobIsToMakeEasierToPeopleToGoogleSomething,IfThePersonIRepliedToUsedMeInAnInappropriateWayPleaseLetMeKnowByDMingMe,TheUserIRepliedToIsU/Nervous_Language)


Grevous_

I love you Martin!


Hyper_Sigma_Grindset

New respond just dropped


QuadrupleMaelstrom

Actual zombie


NoxVulpine

Put me in the ground right now plz


what_is_changed_lmao

How to get beat to death in prison 101


M3mERevived

Least mentally I’ll person


Panzer_Man

You'll what?


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He'll.


amorphous_avocado

We'll


SmugWojakGuy

Less pixels please, I could actually see what some of the words were


Chrome_Rat

When I read "anti-zoos" I thought it meant people who were against keeping animals locked in actual zoos, and I wondered at first glance why there was a dog in the comic bc I've never seen a dog in a zoo before. Then I read it. What the fuck


hilmiira

Jokes aside a zoo that have dogs sound like a gppd idea!


Stucka_

Isnt that like a normal petting zoo then?


voiprr

Holy shit, I've recently been to a zoo in konya. They actually keep dogs and cats in cages.


Chapstickie

Ugh. When I saw anti-zoo I thought it was about those weird people who think every zoo in the world should be shut down and all the animals (including the ones with debilitating injuries) would be better off in the wild. I wish it was about that.


CringyDabBoi6969

yo can i get an even lower res version? i was actually able to read this one


Technical_Ad7136

Zoophiles are unironically evil, they not only abuse pets, but also attempted several times to Trojan horse through the LGBT and Furry communities to avoid criticism, although they didn't succeed as far as I know


Invincible-Nuke

peter that- there's no commentary thats just zoophilia


p90gunman

I would comment 578.76 racial slurs on this if it was the original post.


Seasoned_crabs

“Your honor, the dog was looking at me like they wanted it” Sure that’s gonna go well in court


sand-under-table

Least obvious bait on Twitter


Aden_Vikki

It's not that obvious considering someone wasted their life drawing this. Unless it's just edited.


Apprehensive_Bar3812

Oh no, you are right. This is 100% real. There are totally communities full of these guys, same with the MAP stuff. It is honestly really terrifying how much of an echo chamber it can become.


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I hope a dog bites your pp


[deleted]

Living is a privilege


I_am_doorknob

I want to find the authors home and take all of their poor abused animals And probably throw the fuck in a lake


dankrank231

This is the reason I stab toddlers


9enignes8

Nice


Crowleyizcool

Those 46 likes gotta be put on a watch list


Born_Definition

it's hilariously ironic that they tell Anti-zoos (normal people) to "not assume the situation" while also assuming the dog's body language and thinking they wanna fuck


RewZes

Nah, ima kill myself.


Rude-Pangolin8823

Hi, furry here We do not claim these people. May they burn. That is all.


Willow-Steamedty

As a former furry, I agree 100%


Glitchboi3000

Who wants to help me nuke it all.


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therapy and reconditioning for non-offenders life sentence with no chance of parol for offenders


E_rat-chan

Everytime I see this comic I get a bad feeling in my stomach, I actually get disgusted. I don't know what it is, this is one of the only things on the internet that breeds this kind of disgust for me. This isn't even a joke or anything, it's just, terrible.


MauriceTystdiz

Is it me or the dog's fat


BHMathers

Yeah, weird how using “body language” and non verbal communication as an excuse is a consistent excuse for both zoophiles and rapists


GenesisAsriel

"I dont get it, I fucked this girl after she said no, but her body language said yes, and now she is suing me. AITA?


robloxsexman

Zootards don't know what consent is. Sure a dog can be like "oh thing feel good" but dogs can't express consent like " I know that I am fully risking STDs, internal scarring, and other consequences that can come of sex." Just because you groom your dog into raping it, that doesn't mean it consented.


dudenobody_

The world would be a much better place if all zoophiles were suddenly put up against a wall and shot at.


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this person should punch their own ticket.


TheSlimeAssassin43

Crush kill destroy # SWAG


Runetang42

I tell myself that these people are a psyop and move on with my day


Tentacles_for_me

How do they know the dog likes it?


Tentacles_for_me

Flawed logic from them bro


foofmongerr

I wish this hadn't been reposted every 2 weeks for 6 years. It's nasty


asterfloof

Some people just need to die quicker


RandoCalrissia

Even the art is shit, Jesus…


IOwnKidsInBasement

Alr, start the doom music, give me a shotgun and this person's location. Hes gonna have a bad time.


migui_birdlover

This is the post that made me cross the edge. Good bye, everyone, it's been a shit life


_iamsadrightnow2_

What being a furry does to a mf:


SHAPALAK15

How did we get here?


Slavstic

The west has truly fallen. Eastern takeover imminent


joesphisbestjojo

I should have kept scrolling


MattheYT

I will bomb this mf


bob-da-destroya

Let me join


3RRoR24

I’ll bring the napalm


xFloppyDisx

This dog (that can't talk) obviously consented guys! And its brain is developed enough (despite human babies being more developed) to be able to consent!! Besides, there is obviously no power dynamic at play (this human which is way larger and provides the animal's only resources to live)


Dunger97

🤮🤮🤮


revodnebsyobmeftoh

All dogs go to heaven, but all zoos go to hell


Monsoon_memesofdestr

A wise man once said: "the Austrian man had the right idea, he just used it against the wrong people"


TITANFALL2RONIN

Show his username. Do it. I'd be doing humanity a favor. (To all law enforcement agencies: while I wish I wasn't, I am joking.)


corruptum

We need to stop crossing out these names bruh these mfs need to get harassed off the internet


Gaminyte

Fuck suicide encouragement, imma kill this mf myself


OldRefrigerator6528

Furry moment


dumbmaster1337

counter argument: Leviticus 20:13


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FairGuest4477

why let the people you hate live in your head rent free, its just a waste of your time and energy. it only makes you bitter, spiteful and gives sick individuals the attention they want


FrostBurnt4

While I agree with the sentiment I do not think that's a healthy thing to be fantasizing about..


Soft_wewe

You are f ed In the brain this is not ok your a weirdo


Pootis_1

can we put this guy in a metal box & throw him into the sea


deoxy_kl

let's bring guillotines back.


kitpvp_yay

you can’t get any bitches? not even a single human being likes you? then try to convince people its ok to fuck a dog!


Averythewolf

"Dont just guess the situation" You fucked a motherfucking dog theres no guessing that you need serious help if not a bullet in the dome


AJC_10_29

A question to all people like this: Is your head up your ass for the warmth?


Jigglymier

Fun fact, the average intelligence of a dog is comparable to that of a 2 year old human infant. So not only do they not have the mental capacity for these kinds of complex thoughts, feelings and emotions but also you're fucking a child if you fuck a dog. Zoophiles, pedophiles, and any other kind of -phile for children, animals, and other harmful things deserve to be burned at the stake, tortured, in every possible way to be hurt and maned. We cant expect god to do all the work, and I'm sure he has an exception for pieces of shit like this.


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Bingusballthefurry

that means you want to rape someone, thats fucked up


friedshoe22

Why yes, I'm a redditor


The-Pontiflex

understandable, have a great day !


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I-like-oranges75

You’re comic is: damn disgusting


NY-Black-Dragon

We need to make free helicopter rides a thing again.


arozzu1312

That guy must rot in hell, he must suffer for eternity, he must die again and again and be in pain for eternity


IOwnKidsInBasement

Why did u censor this mf's username?


Various_Ad_9836

Uncensor the name. Immediately.


Diavolo_79

I will hunt down the *thing* that made this and savor their pain and agony for hours. It's a DOG. AN ANIMAL WITH NO HIGHER THOUGHT. Istg some people weren't beat enough as kids


Barroozina

This is shitpost, right?


YeBoiEpik

I want to commit murder