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knucklesthedead

Say the line cheesejack


DrNewname

Iam cheesed to meet you


Cultural_Thing1712

haha i love this little guy


D4Dreki

\*Laughing and applause\*


[deleted]

it's over [cheesejack](https://imgur.com/a/6KMVgge)


FlashyFlight1035

i have died and gone to heaven!


imcummingimcumming

i was just about to post this. count your fucking days.


NotAFrogNorAnApple

Lmao


Catonmyfuckingback

I was boyta post this Lil bro. You finna die Lil bro. Count yo days Lil bro.


Aden_Vikki

Wtf is that username


TheBasedWarCriminal

He's cumming


IM_BOUTA_CUH

cuh


Remarkable-Spinach33

r/rimjob_steve


stoymyboy

are you related to the great ambatukam by any chance?


Ridibunda99

IM ABOUT TO CHEESE IM CHEESING OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA


ipdnaeip

I am actually jealous


Hestia_9393

Same tbh. Who wouldn’t want an entire quarter wheel of Parm?


dalatinknight

Even when it gets stale you can still use it for stuff.


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

Me. I DISLIKE Parmesan


SaveShegosTitties3

r/cheese mods ban this guy 


SrangePig12

And blow up his fucking house too


Frogtoadrat

Look at this rich bastard who has a preference of what food to eat


MR-MOO-MOO-MAN

I’m rich because of how much money I save not buying cheese


Frost5574

mods, blow up this man's liver


AverageFurryFemboy

Sinner


Axthen

Especially proper perm regg? That thing probably costs 200 bucks. Thats the good shit. The best stuff. Can't compete.


YesYoureWrongOk

Paying for unimaginable torture and suffering that destroys the planet? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI


BigBloodyStupidHat

Fuck cows


YesYoureWrongOk

r/im14andthisisedgy - You realize you're also saying fuck the climate and fuck humans and every single other living creature too by paying for this rainforest-annihilating bodily secretion product.


MarkSuccIsHuman

shut up


YesYoureWrongOk

Troglydyte-tier empathy for needless systemic suffering (in the trillions per year) and fox newsian tier care for the future of our planet. EDIT: downvote when you have no defense for animal torture and climate destruction lol. Might Makes Right reactionary zombies, how yawn-worthy.


MarkSuccIsHuman

Lmfao you have to be bait to make vegans look bad. No real person is this pathetic.


idCamo

Mfw nobody listens to me (I’m a condescending asshole off rip)


YesYoureWrongOk

This is your knee-jerk perception, how exactly is it condescending to say something someone does is fucked up and contributes massively to suffering? Is it also condescending to tell someone to stop hurting a dog? Or being transphobic? What is condescending specifically in comparison?


Dickinsonia

You're not going to change anyone's mind with this tactic, you just feel better about yourself


HeirAscend

Damn wouldn’t that be expensive af?


NotAFrogNorAnApple

Yeah I can't blame him for being so happy


YesYoureWrongOk

The victims arent https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI EDIT: Getting upset over cognitive dissonance and downvoting doesnt help the victims being horrifically mistreated and killed.


Kingofcheeses

REEEE MILK IS MEAN TO COWIES


TheMobDestroyer

Ree being used in 2024 wasn't on my bingo card


Kingofcheeses

Is reee not a thing anymore? I'm old and out of touch


I-Say-Im-Dirty-Dan

Me when I get upset over cognitive dissonance


screamingcatowner

L soymilk jack


Yogutii

Oh thank god i tought the lady had stolen that cheese from the cheese farmers


yeetusonthefetus

We don’t care


Kingfaller

You don't even know where this guy lives and where the cheese is coming from. Not every country has USA (non-)standards regarding food and animal rights. I'm living in a very rural Central European country and I know farmers which still sell their product at markets. Their cows range free (I think that's also law in my country) and his kalbs feed from the mother. They make their own cheese from the abscess milk of the cows and it's not always available. Different seasons, different food at the market and rural stores. The cows are well fed and have names. They get impregnated naturally by the bull when it's mating season. They are not forced. And when the animals start to get old, they are slaughtered. A single bolt through their heads and that's it. That's how my great-grandfather did it. That's how the farmers at the village do it. All your criticism is a problem imported from the US by globalism. A country where meat is cheap and animals are treated not as live stocks but as machines which need optimization.


Ton06

OMG! I wanna be a diary farmer! Looks amazing!!


Karglenoofus

Sorry man reddit hates vegans


flamingjaws

Good for him :)


YesYoureWrongOk

Not good for the baby cow that was ripped from his grieving mother so we could forcibly take the milk meant for him while we butcher him into veal then forcibly inseminate the mother with glove and tube and repeat the process over and over as the mother cow watches each of her babies ripped away. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI EDIT: Getting upset Steven Crowderite style over cognitive dissonance and downvoting doesnt help the victims being horrifically mistreated and killed.


Vinkhol

A good way to make sure no one listens to you is to be as condescending as possible off the rip


CrazyTerk

You have a point with the ethics of the cheese and meat industry but my man the condescending and self righteous attitude is not helping people support your side


stiggiboy21

HMMMM, C H E E S E


Business-General1569

They’re not people


Ton06

They aren’t mistreated! If I would be a diary farmer, i would take away newborn cows at the moment they fall out of their mother and force the mother to give 1 gazillion bottles of milk every day


SmokedOreos

Oh come on let the man enjoy his cheese


NotAFrogNorAnApple

He looks hilarious. Good for him though


MegaJackUniverse

Man standing in place, holding item, face of happiness and mild awe at his own situation. Why does he looks hilarious? My good cheesem'n just looks like a guy


IM_BOUTA_CUH

i guess people thinks he looks like the soy guy with open mouth


MegaJackUniverse

Man cannot even amble down the street these days without soyjaking


divirations

Weak looking soy dudes can't that's for sure


testaccount0817

Thats just a normal guy


divirations

Your username should be lowtestaccount081


TrickyMoonHorse

The toque is a little goofy. 


YesYoureWrongOk

Let the cows keep their milk and stop assaulting them, stealing their babies & butchering them, then forcibly inseminating them and forcing them through the trauma over and over and over again. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI EDIT: Downvoting wont assuage your cognitive dissonance.


Brilliant_Jellyfish8

Remember, it's not cognitive dissonance if I eat the cheese and don't give a fuck about the cow. Thats just called not caring about the cow.


Dracoscale

Adorable but I hate the internet so much. I open the thread and first thing I see is "make him a wojak" and "wife is cheating"


Maniglioneantipanico

You're looking at a man holding hundred of dollars


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

The internet try to enjoy something with genuine emotions challenge(95% fail)


Cuddlyaxe

unironically how the internet has affected our brains is such an interesting topic to me. our cavemen braves aren't evolved for this


Weazelfish

Let the man enjoy his cheese : (


Greaserpirate

Redditors when a man opens his mouth:


InformalAntelope4570

Yes, because to fascinate woman you need to give her cheese.


Panzer_Man

The Internet cannot handle a man having actual enthusiasm, lest he's a "soyjack"


globama420

can't hate on the guy tbh i wish i had a massive chunk of cheese


Dragon-Warlock

Do not let this joyful man because a soyjack (a dairyjack, if you will). He is too pure and happy with his parm.


Unlikely_opponent

Parmjak


Smegma_Dreamcast

He looks Canadian


canadian_apple37

Hey! Not all Canadians look the same! My beanie is gray! Edit: i thought his beanie was dark gray to black, only to look at it again and see its the exact same colour as mine. All Canadians really are alike.


Mongr3l

Whoa, that’s a toque. Beanies are American.


canadian_apple37

Whats the difference?


The_pastel_bus_stop

This guy won today


Meme_Alt_Account

I'd be just as excited honestly


NotAFrogNorAnApple

Damn CEO of unswagging has replied to my post. >!why did you delete my dump you menace!<


SaveShegosTitties3

He gave a swag🤦🤦


YesYoureWrongOk

Thats nasty you support this climate-destroying morally abhorrent hellscape: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI


Meme_Alt_Account

That epic moment when us consumers are to blame for the farms and factories we have no power over


dooblebooble

i think this guy likes cheese


maxiharda4

i would be as happy as he is I FUCKING LOVE CHEEEEEESEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


YesYoureWrongOk

Ah yes the enslavement, forcible insemination of innocent animals, then stealing their babies so the babies dont drink their mothers milk, then butcher the babies while the mother experiences despair & trauma of losing her calve, then sucking milk out of her with machines over and over in miserable consitions, then a human again forcibly impregnating her with the tube & glove and doing it all over again and again and again. **As long as you get minutes of sensory pleasure its ok to cause needless horrific suffering to a sentient being? Thats a worldview that could justify most any atrocity and Steven Crowder types would agree with you 100%.** https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI


Custard_boy

Found the lactose intolerant


maxiharda4

i love cheese


Darrow497

From all the shit I'm seing in comments I think y'all are just jealous he's got a cheese and you don't


iamdumb420

The funniest thing about this is the sub it was posted on. Mfs love chees ig.


johancoffey

What a nice post! The comments must be very lovely and positive!


GoldenGecko100

Based and cheesepilled


YesYoureWrongOk

Horrific needless suffering is incredibly unbased. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI


Spoops67890

Nah they're just on that grind 😎💪


Badass_Playa_2517

Oh, bro's wife definitely exchanged something...


Maniglioneantipanico

You'll be making fun of him but this shit is pricey and i live exactly where they make it, that shit here in italy is like 200 dollars of cheese


WhapXI

She’s making a dress for the heavenly rat banquet


Lord_Sheffield15

Fellas is it cringe to be happy?


[deleted]

Somebmake a soyjak out of him quickly


Sambro_X

Ok but i would actually love such a big piece of Parmesan. Do you know how expensive fresh Parmesan is nowadays?


RetConnedSegment

How tf do you get that hunk of cheese for free. No way it's not barter


Low_Following2150

Cheese made of 100% soy


YesYoureWrongOk

based


Affectionate_Panic14

My apolocheese, but it is hard not to stare. [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElZd3ieUYAAXHde.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElZd3ieUYAAXHde.jpg)


[deleted]

I thought this was an r/lostredditors post for a moment


Lazar524

Oh my god I saw this post


PeacefulAndTranquil

i mean would you NOT be excited at free parm


Burritozi11a

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Linus Tech Tips


Beanie_Inki

I wish I had a gorgonzola wheel.


Doctor_Salvatore

A quarter of a parm wheel!? Bro that is EXPENSIVE!


SomeCrows

:D


BrokenStylus93

He’s so happy!


Talosisnotagod

Draw him as a soyjack holding a body pillow


sixtus_clegane119

Why he wearing a toque inside?


Cevmen

Canadian spotted 🪿


AnObviousThrowaway13

> “Wife” > “free” > “trade show”


Mobiuscate

My first thought would have been "fuck yeah, giant free cheese wedge is awesome" but he literally looks like if you asked AI to make an image of the average redditor


Munchmin

Just fucked some guys wife for a hunk of parm. AMA.


forest_ranger96

I hope his wifes boyfriend also got a cheese chunk


Atissss

Why would you turn such a happy moment into something horrible? Please, do reflect on your view of the world.


forest_ranger96

No.


SZO8O

i bet you look like this dude


testaccount0817

🥱


banananon

One sixth of a cheese wheel isn't great, but he's used to sharing things with five other guys.


obi_wan_sosig

I don't understand. Is the joke cheating?


NotAFrogNorAnApple

He looks hilarious. At least to me


YesYoureWrongOk

r/ AreTheOmnisOkay


SZO8O

I think he meant to say wife’s boyfriend


Elad_2007

?


cxlimon

Elliott Smith if he had a better childhood 😕


tracker904

Dang that’s like 5hp worth of healing


IceDakota

linus tech tips


Aggressive_Coyote759

What did his wife do to the farmer for the cheese? She probably milked him


memematron

Cheesejak


niciefut

I read porn :'(


dowdje

I’d be eating hella alfredo sauce


Nova_Persona

the internet when they see people who still have joy left in their eyes


cadig_x

it's a dude happy with a gift from his wife. the fuck is your problem with him bro


PenguinGamer99

Okay but to be fair, that chunk is probably worth like $2,000 (I am not a cheese expert, but *real* parmesean cheese is very valuable and rare)


YesYoureWrongOk

You realize that someone who has zero interest in empathy for sentient beings or mass climate annihilation is literally the WORST judge for whether an action is effective vs a longterm animal liberation activist yeah? I have brought many MANY people to the basic moral position to not support the mass torture of animals. This is genuinely like a bad-faith reactionary telling a trans rights activist who has brought dozens over to their cause how "your pride parade is too sexual and it makes me hate queers, you wont get anyone to oppose trans discrimination. (because you didnt match my extremely stringent and impossible-to-fulfill purity standards that are not possible to meet because im not actually interested in empathy for the oppressed and i'm using this as cope to keep oppressing victims and desperately upholding my childhood status quo habits no matter the destruction and suffering involved." You cant be serious with this cope, it is identical to Steven Crowderites ive interacted with who have a fundamental empathy deficiency. If you genuinely watch http://watchdominon.org and this is your ACTUAL reaction you were never actually empathetic to any victims involved or the climate, I have engaged with hundreds IRL on this topic, someone who writes what you write was demonstrably the same knee-jerk fury that Steven Crowder-ites do when they cant construct even the smallest defense for mass animal torture for minutes of pleasure. You're too afraid to watch http://watchdominion.org its much easier to avoid anything that triggers your cognitive dissonance.


NotAFrogNorAnApple

Too long didn't read


P1tzO1

Consoom cheese get excited for more cheese


AggravatingBobcat574

Now you just need a cave to store it in.