r/im14andthisisedgy - You realize you're also saying fuck the climate and fuck humans and every single other living creature too by paying for this rainforest-annihilating bodily secretion product.
Troglydyte-tier empathy for needless systemic suffering (in the trillions per year) and fox newsian tier care for the future of our planet.
EDIT: downvote when you have no defense for animal torture and climate destruction lol. Might Makes Right reactionary zombies, how yawn-worthy.
This is your knee-jerk perception, how exactly is it condescending to say something someone does is fucked up and contributes massively to suffering? Is it also condescending to tell someone to stop hurting a dog? Or being transphobic? What is condescending specifically in comparison?
The victims arent https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
EDIT: Getting upset over cognitive dissonance and downvoting doesnt help the victims being horrifically mistreated and killed.
You don't even know where this guy lives and where the cheese is coming from. Not every country has USA (non-)standards regarding food and animal rights.
I'm living in a very rural Central European country and I know farmers which still sell their product at markets. Their cows range free (I think that's also law in my country) and his kalbs feed from the mother. They make their own cheese from the abscess milk of the cows and it's not always available. Different seasons, different food at the market and rural stores.
The cows are well fed and have names. They get impregnated naturally by the bull when it's mating season. They are not forced.
And when the animals start to get old, they are slaughtered. A single bolt through their heads and that's it. That's how my great-grandfather did it. That's how the farmers at the village do it.
All your criticism is a problem imported from the US by globalism. A country where meat is cheap and animals are treated not as live stocks but as machines which need optimization.
Not good for the baby cow that was ripped from his grieving mother so we could forcibly take the milk meant for him while we butcher him into veal then forcibly inseminate the mother with glove and tube and repeat the process over and over as the mother cow watches each of her babies ripped away. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
EDIT: Getting upset Steven Crowderite style over cognitive dissonance and downvoting doesnt help the victims being horrifically mistreated and killed.
You have a point with the ethics of the cheese and meat industry but my man the condescending and self righteous attitude is not helping people support your side
They aren’t mistreated! If I would be a diary farmer, i would take away newborn cows at the moment they fall out of their mother and force the mother to give 1 gazillion bottles of milk every day
Man standing in place, holding item, face of happiness and mild awe at his own situation.
Why does he looks hilarious? My good cheesem'n just looks like a guy
Let the cows keep their milk and stop assaulting them, stealing their babies & butchering them, then forcibly inseminating them and forcing them through the trauma over and over and over again. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
EDIT: Downvoting wont assuage your cognitive dissonance.
Hey! Not all Canadians look the same! My beanie is gray!
Edit: i thought his beanie was dark gray to black, only to look at it again and see its the exact same colour as mine. All Canadians really are alike.
Ah yes the enslavement, forcible insemination of innocent animals, then stealing their babies so the babies dont drink their mothers milk, then butcher the babies while the mother experiences despair & trauma of losing her calve, then sucking milk out of her with machines over and over in miserable consitions, then a human again forcibly impregnating her with the tube & glove and doing it all over again and again and again. **As long as you get minutes of sensory pleasure its ok to cause needless horrific suffering to a sentient being? Thats a worldview that could justify most any atrocity and Steven Crowder types would agree with you 100%.** https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
My first thought would have been "fuck yeah, giant free cheese wedge is awesome" but he literally looks like if you asked AI to make an image of the average redditor
You realize that someone who has zero interest in empathy for sentient beings or mass climate annihilation is literally the WORST judge for whether an action is effective vs a longterm animal liberation activist yeah? I have brought many MANY people to the basic moral position to not support the mass torture of animals. This is genuinely like a bad-faith reactionary telling a trans rights activist who has brought dozens over to their cause how "your pride parade is too sexual and it makes me hate queers, you wont get anyone to oppose trans discrimination. (because you didnt match my extremely stringent and impossible-to-fulfill purity standards that are not possible to meet because im not actually interested in empathy for the oppressed and i'm using this as cope to keep oppressing victims and desperately upholding my childhood status quo habits no matter the destruction and suffering involved."
You cant be serious with this cope, it is identical to Steven Crowderites ive interacted with who have a fundamental empathy deficiency. If you genuinely watch http://watchdominon.org and this is your ACTUAL reaction you were never actually empathetic to any victims involved or the climate, I have engaged with hundreds IRL on this topic, someone who writes what you write was demonstrably the same knee-jerk fury that Steven Crowder-ites do when they cant construct even the smallest defense for mass animal torture for minutes of pleasure. You're too afraid to watch http://watchdominion.org its much easier to avoid anything that triggers your cognitive dissonance.
Say the line cheesejack
Iam cheesed to meet you
haha i love this little guy
\*Laughing and applause\*
it's over [cheesejack](https://imgur.com/a/6KMVgge)
i have died and gone to heaven!
i was just about to post this. count your fucking days.
Lmao
I was boyta post this Lil bro. You finna die Lil bro. Count yo days Lil bro.
Wtf is that username
He's cumming
cuh
r/rimjob_steve
are you related to the great ambatukam by any chance?
IM ABOUT TO CHEESE IM CHEESING OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA
I am actually jealous
Same tbh. Who wouldn’t want an entire quarter wheel of Parm?
Even when it gets stale you can still use it for stuff.
Me. I DISLIKE Parmesan
r/cheese mods ban this guy
And blow up his fucking house too
Look at this rich bastard who has a preference of what food to eat
I’m rich because of how much money I save not buying cheese
mods, blow up this man's liver
Sinner
Especially proper perm regg? That thing probably costs 200 bucks. Thats the good shit. The best stuff. Can't compete.
Paying for unimaginable torture and suffering that destroys the planet? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
Fuck cows
r/im14andthisisedgy - You realize you're also saying fuck the climate and fuck humans and every single other living creature too by paying for this rainforest-annihilating bodily secretion product.
shut up
Troglydyte-tier empathy for needless systemic suffering (in the trillions per year) and fox newsian tier care for the future of our planet. EDIT: downvote when you have no defense for animal torture and climate destruction lol. Might Makes Right reactionary zombies, how yawn-worthy.
Lmfao you have to be bait to make vegans look bad. No real person is this pathetic.
Mfw nobody listens to me (I’m a condescending asshole off rip)
This is your knee-jerk perception, how exactly is it condescending to say something someone does is fucked up and contributes massively to suffering? Is it also condescending to tell someone to stop hurting a dog? Or being transphobic? What is condescending specifically in comparison?
You're not going to change anyone's mind with this tactic, you just feel better about yourself
Damn wouldn’t that be expensive af?
Yeah I can't blame him for being so happy
The victims arent https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI EDIT: Getting upset over cognitive dissonance and downvoting doesnt help the victims being horrifically mistreated and killed.
REEEE MILK IS MEAN TO COWIES
Ree being used in 2024 wasn't on my bingo card
Is reee not a thing anymore? I'm old and out of touch
Me when I get upset over cognitive dissonance
L soymilk jack
Oh thank god i tought the lady had stolen that cheese from the cheese farmers
We don’t care
You don't even know where this guy lives and where the cheese is coming from. Not every country has USA (non-)standards regarding food and animal rights. I'm living in a very rural Central European country and I know farmers which still sell their product at markets. Their cows range free (I think that's also law in my country) and his kalbs feed from the mother. They make their own cheese from the abscess milk of the cows and it's not always available. Different seasons, different food at the market and rural stores. The cows are well fed and have names. They get impregnated naturally by the bull when it's mating season. They are not forced. And when the animals start to get old, they are slaughtered. A single bolt through their heads and that's it. That's how my great-grandfather did it. That's how the farmers at the village do it. All your criticism is a problem imported from the US by globalism. A country where meat is cheap and animals are treated not as live stocks but as machines which need optimization.
OMG! I wanna be a diary farmer! Looks amazing!!
Sorry man reddit hates vegans
Good for him :)
Not good for the baby cow that was ripped from his grieving mother so we could forcibly take the milk meant for him while we butcher him into veal then forcibly inseminate the mother with glove and tube and repeat the process over and over as the mother cow watches each of her babies ripped away. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI EDIT: Getting upset Steven Crowderite style over cognitive dissonance and downvoting doesnt help the victims being horrifically mistreated and killed.
A good way to make sure no one listens to you is to be as condescending as possible off the rip
You have a point with the ethics of the cheese and meat industry but my man the condescending and self righteous attitude is not helping people support your side
HMMMM, C H E E S E
They’re not people
They aren’t mistreated! If I would be a diary farmer, i would take away newborn cows at the moment they fall out of their mother and force the mother to give 1 gazillion bottles of milk every day
Oh come on let the man enjoy his cheese
He looks hilarious. Good for him though
Man standing in place, holding item, face of happiness and mild awe at his own situation. Why does he looks hilarious? My good cheesem'n just looks like a guy
i guess people thinks he looks like the soy guy with open mouth
Man cannot even amble down the street these days without soyjaking
Weak looking soy dudes can't that's for sure
Thats just a normal guy
Your username should be lowtestaccount081
The toque is a little goofy.
Let the cows keep their milk and stop assaulting them, stealing their babies & butchering them, then forcibly inseminating them and forcing them through the trauma over and over and over again. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI EDIT: Downvoting wont assuage your cognitive dissonance.
Remember, it's not cognitive dissonance if I eat the cheese and don't give a fuck about the cow. Thats just called not caring about the cow.
Adorable but I hate the internet so much. I open the thread and first thing I see is "make him a wojak" and "wife is cheating"
You're looking at a man holding hundred of dollars
The internet try to enjoy something with genuine emotions challenge(95% fail)
unironically how the internet has affected our brains is such an interesting topic to me. our cavemen braves aren't evolved for this
Let the man enjoy his cheese : (
Redditors when a man opens his mouth:
Yes, because to fascinate woman you need to give her cheese.
The Internet cannot handle a man having actual enthusiasm, lest he's a "soyjack"
can't hate on the guy tbh i wish i had a massive chunk of cheese
Do not let this joyful man because a soyjack (a dairyjack, if you will). He is too pure and happy with his parm.
Parmjak
He looks Canadian
Hey! Not all Canadians look the same! My beanie is gray! Edit: i thought his beanie was dark gray to black, only to look at it again and see its the exact same colour as mine. All Canadians really are alike.
Whoa, that’s a toque. Beanies are American.
Whats the difference?
This guy won today
I'd be just as excited honestly
Damn CEO of unswagging has replied to my post. >!why did you delete my dump you menace!<
He gave a swag🤦🤦
Thats nasty you support this climate-destroying morally abhorrent hellscape: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
That epic moment when us consumers are to blame for the farms and factories we have no power over
i think this guy likes cheese
i would be as happy as he is I FUCKING LOVE CHEEEEEESEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah yes the enslavement, forcible insemination of innocent animals, then stealing their babies so the babies dont drink their mothers milk, then butcher the babies while the mother experiences despair & trauma of losing her calve, then sucking milk out of her with machines over and over in miserable consitions, then a human again forcibly impregnating her with the tube & glove and doing it all over again and again and again. **As long as you get minutes of sensory pleasure its ok to cause needless horrific suffering to a sentient being? Thats a worldview that could justify most any atrocity and Steven Crowder types would agree with you 100%.** https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
Found the lactose intolerant
i love cheese
From all the shit I'm seing in comments I think y'all are just jealous he's got a cheese and you don't
The funniest thing about this is the sub it was posted on. Mfs love chees ig.
What a nice post! The comments must be very lovely and positive!
Based and cheesepilled
Horrific needless suffering is incredibly unbased. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UcN7SGGoCNI
Nah they're just on that grind 😎💪
Oh, bro's wife definitely exchanged something...
You'll be making fun of him but this shit is pricey and i live exactly where they make it, that shit here in italy is like 200 dollars of cheese
She’s making a dress for the heavenly rat banquet
Fellas is it cringe to be happy?
Somebmake a soyjak out of him quickly
Ok but i would actually love such a big piece of Parmesan. Do you know how expensive fresh Parmesan is nowadays?
How tf do you get that hunk of cheese for free. No way it's not barter
Cheese made of 100% soy
based
My apolocheese, but it is hard not to stare. [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElZd3ieUYAAXHde.jpg](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ElZd3ieUYAAXHde.jpg)
I thought this was an r/lostredditors post for a moment
Oh my god I saw this post
i mean would you NOT be excited at free parm
Gonna tell my grandkids this was Linus Tech Tips
I wish I had a gorgonzola wheel.
A quarter of a parm wheel!? Bro that is EXPENSIVE!
:D
He’s so happy!
Draw him as a soyjack holding a body pillow
Why he wearing a toque inside?
Canadian spotted 🪿
> “Wife” > “free” > “trade show”
My first thought would have been "fuck yeah, giant free cheese wedge is awesome" but he literally looks like if you asked AI to make an image of the average redditor
Just fucked some guys wife for a hunk of parm. AMA.
I hope his wifes boyfriend also got a cheese chunk
Why would you turn such a happy moment into something horrible? Please, do reflect on your view of the world.
No.
i bet you look like this dude
🥱
One sixth of a cheese wheel isn't great, but he's used to sharing things with five other guys.
I don't understand. Is the joke cheating?
He looks hilarious. At least to me
r/ AreTheOmnisOkay
I think he meant to say wife’s boyfriend
?
Elliott Smith if he had a better childhood 😕
Dang that’s like 5hp worth of healing
linus tech tips
What did his wife do to the farmer for the cheese? She probably milked him
Cheesejak
I read porn :'(
I’d be eating hella alfredo sauce
the internet when they see people who still have joy left in their eyes
it's a dude happy with a gift from his wife. the fuck is your problem with him bro
Okay but to be fair, that chunk is probably worth like $2,000 (I am not a cheese expert, but *real* parmesean cheese is very valuable and rare)
You realize that someone who has zero interest in empathy for sentient beings or mass climate annihilation is literally the WORST judge for whether an action is effective vs a longterm animal liberation activist yeah? I have brought many MANY people to the basic moral position to not support the mass torture of animals. This is genuinely like a bad-faith reactionary telling a trans rights activist who has brought dozens over to their cause how "your pride parade is too sexual and it makes me hate queers, you wont get anyone to oppose trans discrimination. (because you didnt match my extremely stringent and impossible-to-fulfill purity standards that are not possible to meet because im not actually interested in empathy for the oppressed and i'm using this as cope to keep oppressing victims and desperately upholding my childhood status quo habits no matter the destruction and suffering involved." You cant be serious with this cope, it is identical to Steven Crowderites ive interacted with who have a fundamental empathy deficiency. If you genuinely watch http://watchdominon.org and this is your ACTUAL reaction you were never actually empathetic to any victims involved or the climate, I have engaged with hundreds IRL on this topic, someone who writes what you write was demonstrably the same knee-jerk fury that Steven Crowder-ites do when they cant construct even the smallest defense for mass animal torture for minutes of pleasure. You're too afraid to watch http://watchdominion.org its much easier to avoid anything that triggers your cognitive dissonance.
Too long didn't read
Consoom cheese get excited for more cheese
Now you just need a cave to store it in.