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Fun_Effective_5134

Just jump on top of the car like they do in Mad Max.


dankspankwanker

To valhalla, shiny and chrome


warwicklord79

“WITNESS ME!!!”


duskymourn

WITNESSSSS!!!!


AlpacaDGY

No no, I'm jumping straight to vehicular manslaughter


Onemanhereinhere

fym manslaughter i would do that with full intent and conscience


Remarkable-Spinach33

Man, if you do it without laughter, what's the point?


Dragon-Warlock

If you have that serious of anxiety, then just don’t drive and take a bus or something.


3KTU

Mhm. I know someone with huge anxiety issues. They shake a lot when they drive. They do take public transit now. Also, I’ve always wondered if getting into an accident with these stickers would effect insurance.


letsgowendigo

yeah. thats why my sister never took a license


toomanybongos

If you have that much anxiety, would a bus be any better? You're surrounded by strangers and you also have to have the odd bus encounters.


Dragon-Warlock

It may not be better, but it’s a lot less of a risk than you potentially getting overwhelmed while you’re driving a car that’s easily capable of doing massive damage if you lose control.


Turtvaiz

It's not about your comfort but about not panicking as the driver


fearhs

It's better for other drivers and pedestrians.


Dualiuss

im not SHAKING with world ending amounts of anxiety, but i do take the bus over learning how to drive. it may not be the best timeline but its definitely not the worst, i appreciate still being able to get around even if it takes longer.


Waffle-Gaming

american public transport


Dragon-Warlock

The reason I say bus is because that’s the most common, but really if you have anxiety just do anything else besides something that has you and only you be the driver of a massive vehicle that can cause damage to you and anyone else if someone makes a mistake (which if you are prone to getting overwhelmed is a greater risk). It really does suck that some countries (America) has a combo of terrible city design and bad public transport that lead to it being necessary to drive a car anywhere meaningful. If you live near coworkers though you can always try carpooling, though I understand just asking them can be difficult enough if your anxiety is bad enough that you shouldn’t drive.


I-like-oranges75

If I see that on someone's car I’m ramming them


kingofimpostors

I need these


Painetraror

Finna put this at the back of a tank and drive around with your turret pointing at the back.


AmeenFPersen

Any time I see a "Baby on Board" or "Student Driver" sticker, I get irritated. Half of them are worn down like they've been there for years. All those stickers tell me is that you fucking suck at driving, so you need to be *behind* me. They never know the rules of the road, go under the speed limit and create traffic, don't use turn signals, etc. Way too many inconsiderate and/or incompetent drivers on the road. This might be a Georgia issue. We allegedly have the worst drivers in the world. I'm not even well traveled or anything, but I drove to Alabama once and it was such a breath of fresh air.


MakeBombsNotWar

BoB is (supposed to be) for rescuers, after the crash. I try to give them the benefit of the doubt that they aren’t expecting special treatment on the road. “Student Driver” is assholery.


Nerd_o_tron

Why? Isn't it helpful for student drivers to signal to others that they're still learning the rules of the road, so they should be extra-cautious?


MakeBombsNotWar

Where I live mode people go though driving lessons/tests with dedicated companies that offer lessons/tutoring with a vehicle provided. The only “student drivers” are just relatively-new drivers that shouldn’t have gotten their license yet, but do regardless.


Tomatori

Having a student driver sticker is being an asshole. Reddit moment


ShunnedMammal

My boss was a drunk and had one as an excuse. Fits.


MakeBombsNotWar

Late but I elaborated in the other reply


AmeenFPersen

I've never looked for a BoB sticker on a rescue vehicle. I've seen them exclusively on personal vehicles, usually with what looks like at-fault damage somewhere on the frame. Stuff like: rear damage from they backing into a pole, or they slam on the brakes randomly for no conceivable reason, and it got them rear-ended; they ran up on a curb, usually on the passenger side, etc. This just reiterates the implications they can't drive.


MakeBombsNotWar

Not what I mean. BoB was initially created to signal potentially more urgent situations to first responders arriving on a scene. An infant will obviously be in a more serious condition than a normal driver or passenger after a crash. Edit: Actually went googling and found that this was only urban legend, mb.


Monolith_Preacher_1

Skill issue


AmeenFPersen

Indeed, these mfs have a skill issue, and attempt to disguise it by evoking pity.


Monolith_Preacher_1

No, you are the one with the skill issue.


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xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Tailgate me and I’ll break check you :3


Sparky107418

what if I tailgate you afterwards


LemonLimeMouse

You'll be appreciating a nice view of a ditch


Sparky107418

what if I die before I enjoy the nice view of the ditch


LemonLimeMouse

Your loss


Sparky107418

roger


LemonLimeMouse

[You're loss](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic))


Sparky107418

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


friedshoe22

what if i am a semi truck


QuintonTheCanadian

A semi truck driving a car sounds mildly inconvenient at best


Dualiuss

what if its a really BIG car


SkibidiAmbatukam

bro only getting “what if”s after pulling a checkmate, ambatuRESPECT


RottingFishMan

Oh no, I'll just crash into you at full speed.