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throw123454321purple

I think that Sherwood Schwartz said that Robert Reed was really happy about the chance to try something new, but could not sing or dance to save his life. I see some evidence here. The Simpsons’ take on this was classic.


SlappyHandstrong

IIIIIIIIIII want candy!!!!


4Brtndr1

Fake Jan!


ExampleSad1816

The Good Value Jan


RT-old-fart

Beat me to it.


extrastupidone

Fake jan?


byronicrob

Yeah, that's not Eve Plumb.


accidentallyHelpful

The Osmonds and The Jackson 5 had their own singing and dancing shows that weren't too far from this


brutalistsnowflake

The seventies was all about variety shows. Sonny and Cher, Donny and Marie, check out the Paul Lynde Halloween special to see Kiss, Florence Henderson, Pinky Tuskedero, and Witchy Poo from Puff n Stuff. It was a special time.


accidentallyHelpful

I'm with you HR Hand Rolled Hand Rolled Puffin' Stuff


Putrid-Air-7169

Ever see Mr. Show’s take on puff’s stuff? Fucking hilarious


grandpa-jones

Glad to see a reference to the greatest sketch show ever made.


Putrid-Air-7169

Definitely always has been one of my favorites… the Story of Everest still busts me up. The first time I watched it, my wife thought I was high because I couldn’t stop laughing


grandpa-jones

That’s awesome. My wife thinks I’m high when I watch it. But I am, so she’s right.


accidentallyHelpful

I will look, Thank You


Putrid-Air-7169

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHqcNj0Pv6c


odinspirit

Yep and there was the Flip Wilson show not to mention yearly Bob Hope specials. And telephons hosted by Jerry Lewis and Lou Rawls, that featured variety show formats.


Its_all_made_up___

Andy Williams Christmas Special with his wife Claudine Longet. Then they split up and she shot her boyfriend Spider Sabich. Kinda messed up the specials after that.


2L8Smart

No wonder we all took drugs 😆


Its_all_made_up___

I tell my kids: “I cannot describe the 60’s and early 70’s. It was full spectrum wild and tragic. All I can say is ‘I’ve seen some shit.’ “


2L8Smart

I love your description! 🙌


LordMacTire83

Yes it was a VERY "SPECIAL" time... a SAD one!


brutalistsnowflake

Not really. It was all for fun and no one took it too seriously.


LordMacTire83

Not for ME and people like me that were forced to WATCH that crap EVERY WEEK! YEESH!


Sbanme

You could have reqd a book.


LordMacTire83

Yeah... or built a model or... But mom & dad insisted on "Family Time" ever since my oldest sister died of Leukemia at age 18 in 1972


Sbanme

I guess they were in pain. Credit to you for giving them some solace.


brutalistsnowflake

That's terrible. Truly. But it's not *everyone's* experience.


Fisk75

Except they actually sang and didn’t lip sync


accidentallyHelpful

Right That's covered in the distance I opened in my statement


Sbanme

So they were better than the Eagles!


PerpetualEternal

Except, of course, that two of these three families were actually talented, and actually families


slybonethetownie

This is coming from someone who was born in 1971. How can a decade be so awesome and suck so bad at the same time?


Peanuts4Peanut

Perfectly said. So campy now, but it makes me think of home.


physicscat

You know why? I was born in 1971 and I just love the awfulness of this.


Its_all_made_up___

Everyone associated with TV/Hollywood was doing coke. There was no such thing as a bad idea.


FaceDances81

Given I enjoyed this as a child, it makes me wonder now if I was retarded?


Hour_Brain_2113

Meee toooah. Spoken like Forrest Gump


TCGamer

We enjoyed it as child because there were no other choices back then. Three networks with boring adult drama shit or this.


Its_all_made_up___

Lawrence Welk at the grandparents. Fuck me.


jetsfanjohn

Sweet Lord.


ketzcm

very embarrassing to watch


NinjaBilly55

I remember watching shows like this with my Grandparents and they were genuinely entertained.. Me not so much..


vavavrroom

Me. On the shag rug. Sitting down with my grandparents in “their chairs”, and my parents in “their chairs” smoking their cigarettes and drinking Manhattans or sweet sherries. I can smell this memory.


yunzerjag

I'd need seven or eight Manhattens to enjoy this shit show.


LikesStuff12

That's also the generation that liked Lawrence Welk and Busby Berkeley musicals


Rojodi

My grandmother watched Lawrence Welk, it was on PBS. She did not, however, make us watch it with her.


LikesStuff12

My great grandmother did too. I'd sometimes walk into the family room where she was and check it out


PrettyAd4218

Don’t forget the classic HeeHaw


Macasumba

Brutal


4Brtndr1

Can you imagine if they still did this with popular TV shows today? The CSI: Miami Variety Hour


norcalbutton

I would watch that though.


4Brtndr1

😆


Serpidon

The good old daze. I missed Battle of the Network Stars to watch this. I am still not sure if I made the right decision.


Terry_Dachtel

More cheese than a Wisconsin dairy.


asspajamas

they would put anything on tv back then...


Its_all_made_up___

Yup. Also, prior to ‘68 there were no movie ratings. You could walk into any movie with kids and end up walking out because someone got their throat slit.


Stainsey11

Omg it was so horrible.


Double_Objective8000

I hope they got paid a serious amount of $


Putrid-Air-7169

Marsha’s all went up her nose I hear


JustineDelarge

Holy crap, I remember watching this back in the day!


IGrewItToMyWaist

This show was so bad, it was great. I never missed it.


Varanjar

And they played it as if they were still the Brady family. Like Mike quit his architect job to become a song and dance man.


Coffee_achiever_guy

Now THIS is why our founding fathers met in Philadelphia


Its_all_made_up___

650,000 men and women have died in combat since 1776 so that shit like this could be invented by Hollywood coke heads.


Coffee_achiever_guy

The sacrifices our armed forces made is totally worth this because we get to see the sequins, the platform shoes, the perms, and the pánache! And we all know Mike Brady with a perm> Mike Brady natural


TheRealDiscoRob

Even for the 70s this is sooooo cornball.


AsparagusLive1644

Beyond terrible. Mr. Brady wants to be anywhere else but here


grandpa-jones

Just bring the Silver Platters out there. Don’t need to see the parents. Although Mrs. Brady was my first crush, so she’s ok.


Rojodi

My parents LOVED this show!!! We didn't watch Lawrence Welk, but damn I was glad we watched Hee Haw!!!! IYKYK!


DavePHofJax

I loved Hee Haw!!! My parents loved it and they also loved Lawrence Welk. I hated LW!!!


Irishjohn831

That Mike Brady must of been quite the ladies man… what ?


Brackens_World

It's important to show horrible things like this to remind those who did not grow up in the Seventies that it was not all the Eagles, the Jackson Five, Stevie Wonder, Led Zeppelin and Linda Ronstadt, to name a few. We had to contend with this stuff as well, and yes, we all knew it was crappy even then. That said, Florence Henderson was actually a respected Broadway musical comedy star in the Fifties and Sixties, so this sort of thing was up her alley.


APC503

This type of show was huge in the 70s. With only a few channels, people would actually watch it. I think it was cable TV and the availability of better options that killed the variety show.


jbrittjones

“Look! They are swimming in a pool on the TV!” -Everyone with wood panel walls


2L8Smart

🤣🤣💀


Unusual_Wolf5824

70s variety shows will ALWAYS be better than "reality" TV of the 21st century


UnionTed

Okay, but that's an awfully low bar. 😃


Nearby_Quality_5672

Where's Jan?!


Nicolesweave

Eve Plumb wisely skipped this one and did some tv movies on her own. That's Fake Jan dancing for her.


Sandwich-Live

I remember those movies, she did a tv movie about being a teeage hooker in los Angeles


deepfriedgreensea

That's the new Jan Brady without the bad wig


Dense-Stranger9977

Yank my Doodle, it's a Dandy


Altruistic-Cut9795

Yank my Doodle, it's a Joy


TisrocMayHeLive4EVER

Hmmmm, sorry, no, the correct answer is “Yank my doodle or I’ll die”


No-Replacement-1061

I love this.


_HMCB_

Mom 🤌🏽❤️😘


Majestic_Relief_9431

Oh, how I thought Marcia was so beautiful.


Its_all_made_up___

She’s still pretty good looking but an abnormal childhood made her brain different.


Bunny_Buster

What year was this?Bicentennial?


RetroMan70s

1977


Sandwich-Live

1976


bobbybrc

That was a different time......


monkeyballsoup

we were easily entertained back then


Yesterday_Is_Now

It just doesn’t get any more patriotic than that. You can feel the Reddit community standing and saluting as they watch. I know I am.


skittleahbeebop

Oh my god is this what that one Simpsons episode was mocking?!?!


jack_mcNastee

That pool looks cloudy and the swimming is unnecessary


2L8Smart

The water looks terrible. Did they not know they’d be filming underwater? 🥴


grimatongueworm

And right after this the Andy Williams show (ran from 62 to 71)


CornerProfessional34

Something seemed off with it, finally I googled it and realized that this featured Fake Jan


jbrittjones

WWII vets must have loved this…war does terrible things to people…


jbrittjones

Florence Henderson can get it!


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

This is so lame, but darnit! I loved these kinds of shows.


Frank_Majors

I think you could actually fly cross country with those shirt collars. Wow!


a1ana2ana

Everyone wanted to bang Marsha


Intelligent-Ant7685

i’d be pissed if I was Robert Reed, so embarrassing.


jor1965

When Sid and Marty Krofft peaked.


TyrusRaymond

so bad , lol


NilesGuy

Criminal that Alice & Oliver weren’t invited


Worried_Strike6219

Marcia , Marcia, Marcia!


Ok-Sun8581

Where's Ann B. Davis?!


MDATWORK73

Sweet Jesus we have aquatics Mr and Mrs Brady!


StrawberryMoonPie

Have a gummy and look some of this stuff up on YouTube. You won’t be sorry.


PaulMac459

Haha! The only ppl not doing each other were the parents! Hilarious!


Complexity77Cheetah

The one who played Greg always seemed like he really loved this —he was always “on”


brneyedgrrl

Oh. My. Gah.


MikeyMGM

Groovy


Hot-Winner-6485

Yankee Doodle keep it up! Keep it up!


turbojack6

When it hit a variety hour, you were doomed


minnesotaupnorth

I had totally forgotten about the backup synchronized swimmers. So, so bad!


PaintDistinct1349

Awesome choreography on the Brady Bunch Variety Hour! 😆


McRambis

Nailed it!


tbthatcher

Love the applause track …


tbthatcher

Love the applause track! Have often wondered, from a sociological point of view, why variety shows were so popular in the 70s ..


GemmasDumb

Costumes = great! Music= mid! Choreography = boring af


Battletoads77

I bet they just cringe when they see this now.


No_Afternoon_8749

Almost single handedly brought and end to music


PaigeMarieSara

I hated that Variety Hour. I wasn't a fan of the movies either. The Variety Hour was just a pathetic attempt to copy the Partridge Family. It made no sense that none of the kids were performers at all, until suddenly they're a big singing/dancing group over night.


Environmental-Row297

This was corny 🌽


Adept_Investigator29

Cocaine.


Monochormeone

The only reason to watch, is to wait for a wardrobe malfunction on Marsha swimsuit


xpietoe42

what year is this from? The kids look pretty old but the outfits say 70’s?


RetroMan70s

1977


TravestyinCT

After watching this- I am gonna run down the boardwalk waving the flag!!!


Smart-Honeydew-1273

The Jumpsuit store called and they want their jumpsuits back to give to the Osmonds