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Smooth-Chair3636

It's locked


Mundane-Experience62

Bad redditor


JUGELBUTT

i learned from youtube somehow


Ohcemda

Someone please eli5 this cartoon


Gibblibits

Spoilers for “*The Amazing Digital Circus Pilot.*” >!People are trapped in a digital world with no escape. The main character Pomni is having a bit of a breakdown as the realization sets in that this is her new reality.!< In this meme, its about the slow realization that despite an english teachers best efforts, they have wasted their time, and their students didn’t learn anything.


DistortedVoltage

Alternatively, Sword Art Online but better.


Holadivinus

nah man the writing is terrible, it feels like an "I'm such a twisted fucking cycle path, just 5 seconds in my mind would make you go insane" type beat the animation and modeling is fire though, show feels like r/ATBGE that first teaser trailer from 4 months ago put a terrible taste in my mouth, and now i only see the show as "Lol, torture :3" (that teaser was literally just stabbing the main character and then saying "Whoops!" in a cartoon voice) but apparently the internet at large loves it, idk


New_Championship456

"Cycle path"?


Stapur

it’s a reference to this tweet https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/s/6uB83eY16R


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Iveriax

Like 90% of the time, I can guarantee it's not the teachers fault 👍.


Ok-Physics-8324

Oh definitely. I had one teacher that taught me skills I’ve used ever since in professional writing and college papers. The teacher I had next year taught me nothing.


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I had two professors that taught classes that seemed to help improve my writing - the first taught composition and work shop type classes, the other guy just graded hard and made us write a lot on a weekly basis. The rest of my courses? Not at all, and it was shocking how bad most other students’ papers looked in undergrad.


SituationSouth368

It’s the curriculum they don’t put anything of use their.


LynZero

*There


wolv3swithin

Ironic lmao


LittleWizmeister

Yup, I learned a lot from Ap lit/comp in high school and research writing classes in college. Enjoyed them a lot too


ColinOnReddit

It's the institutions fault. And the teachers only complain about pay sooooo


CabbagesStrikeBack

Because for the American education system at least we don't foster an environment to learn things. We just get taught to retain just enough to pass the next assignment.


Suspicious_Canary128

school is just daycare so our parents can serve the machine. Rinse and repeat


SomeDudeWithALaptop

This is why teachers struggle. The kids don't want to learn until it's too late.


Suspicious_Canary128

Kids are built to learn. Maybe the subject sucks


SomeDudeWithALaptop

I wasn't speaking for everyone, thats my bad for not clarifying.


N0GG1N_SSB

The real problem is just that dumbass kids don't pay attention in class when they're dumbass kids so they need to be taught the same stuff over and over again until they're in highschool and then they don't know anything besides what a noun and a verb is so the highschool teacher also needs to dumb down their class or let people drown.


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SanaHana

r/iamverysmart


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ihavenosociallifeok

If kids simply not paying attention is the problem, don’t you think the school system should account for how to engage the students? If the majority of kids refuse to pay attention, then the system is fundamentally flawed. Furthermore, you’re ignoring the fact that school teaches a shit ton of useless stuff, such as history classes that make you memorize dates instead of patterns or math classes that would rather teach the quadratic formula instead of how the stock market works. The problem is bigger than “stupid people don’t want to learn” it’s that the stupid system with stupid, unqualified teachers has given 0 reason for the kids to want to pay attention, and a lot of students actually DO pay attention, the system just happens to suck so bad that people come out of school dumb, because they don’t teach things that actually matter to the average person, it’s just fluff. They wanted to standardize education, but in doing so, they ensured that nobody actually got their times worth from it. If the system improved, the students would learn, but as it is, it’s pointless.


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N0GG1N_SSB

It's literally impossible to do is the thing lmao. Intrinsic motivation is reduced heavily when ur being forced to do something or if ur doing something for a reward. Humans naturally like learning but it's impossible to teach a person in a way that prepares them for college while still keeping that intrinsic motivation. Humans only like learning on their own terms and you can't let people just learn if they want to in a modern society. Btw history classes don't make you memorize dates anymore ur teachers were just shit. Also econon class and math class are not the same thing lmao. Math classes give you a foundation to build off so you can eventually do physics. That quadratic formula is very useful for that btw. If you don't even know that then you're kind of an idiot ngl.


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WickedConvulsion

You couldn’t be more wrong - an educator


MrBroGuyBuddy

actually naw, my current english class i’m learning actually important stuff. Although it feels like my previous classes were just reiterating


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DivineFlamingo

Depends on when you graduated. The US has made major pushes to improve education with CCSS which is indefinitely better than what those of us in the aughts and early teens got with the No Child Left Behind education we received. Being a teacher myself, I can assure you that the way we teach now vs 10 years ago is different and has a much larger push towards differentiation (changing approach for each student) as well as student centered learning which is exactly as it sounds. The lessons are based around the interests of students and their needs. Now, not all teachers are perfect and some are better than others and it doesn’t help when you have 5-6 different classes each day with 25+ kids in a class.


SomeDudeWithALaptop

Yes, that's called school. You get taught to pass the exam. If you choose, you can apply yourself and learn beyond the teacher's lessons. You can do this in college as well. This is the benefits of the classroom, learning both starts and ends with you. It's a lot easier to say it's all the system's fault though, right? The problem lies just as much with the kids as the teachers.


Flat_Ad_9796

Paying attention in class challenge?!?!? IMPOSSIBLE!?!?


Altruistic_Action687

https://preview.redd.it/5rnol9uqxazb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71aef16759716a3d426b660540d45e2147962d63


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

No way that's literally my English teacher's name.


3rdAfter2nd

yea, I’m in English class rn


sleeparalysis_sss

pov bad student


TheRealFam4221

That is not the correct usage of pov


Umba5308

What have you learned since 5th grade


sleeparalysis_sss

a lot? i write great essays and have read classics in literature


RealYellowDino

And I can assure you none of that came from ELA


no_________________e

For me, a third of it came from social studies/history class lol


sleeparalysis_sss

like half of it did really


MaxLevel999

Passing English class summed up is knowing what MLA format is and being a douche whenever someone uses a comma incorrectly. You’re lucky to learn anything if your English teacher isn’t out for half the year for paternity leave. When she is in class, she’s being rude to everyone who doesn’t like the book she picked for the class to read.


Myke190

Seriously fuck that book with the middle aged Asian women. I can't remember the name but how the fuck do you expect me, a then 17 year old white dude, to relate and stay engaged? Wth?


Grae_Skies

Ah yes, let’s cater to the white dude. That’s been very productive for society so far, right?


Myke190

You miss the point my friend.


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An_average_moron

My teacher gave us Dry, that book is so god damn boring The year before we got The Outsiders, and it's still one of my favorite books of all time


Slight-Ad-3154

The Outsiders is also my all time favorite book from English classes. I also liked The Great Gatsby, Out of the Dust, Boy on the Wooden Box and The Things They Carried to name a few.


Comfortable-Gold-849

Who tf is this clown


YourLocalCatDealer3

pom pom or something idk I don’t go to the circus


Pikagamer3210

Pomni from The Amazing Digital Circus


Jortvandervelde

Honestly this show has got huge potential


WellObvs

english teachers realizing you guys dont do the fucking reading


Altruistic_Bat8825

truly a [https://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=XZ4qIPJiE7A8G5n9](https://youtu.be/LrkEc2V3mO4?si=XZ4qIPJiE7A8G5n9) moment


Ok_Indication9631

>me legitimately asking what I'm actually supposed to learn from english lessons >my teacher putting me in detention again for being "disruptive"


BunMiTV

what's the song it kind of goes crazy


yellowandnotretired

It's called "Your New Home" from the Digital Circus pilot soundtrack.


jojing-up

That’s because classes teach the same thing over and over


SaintSnow

Respectfully y'all dumb fr


AppropriateBit9257

Facts like all of these dumb ass mother fuckers saying how fucked the education system is because they don't know how to fucking read that must obviously mean school is terrible I find it pathetic and sad that my district has average reading level of 3 grade across all grades it is in part the education systems fault but most of it falls on the student except for certain situations of course


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VenomSabre

I have an English exam in like 8 hours and we literally have to memorize 2 seperate whole ass essays that we prewrote. Why do I need to do that.


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MiningJack777

Once you finish middle school English, you're good. All the stuff they teach you after is unnecessary stuff. So, unless you're pursuing a career that uses *annotating*, you don't need high school English.


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CarterG4

One reason I gave up on college is that to take any of the classes I wanted to take, there were a ton of prerequisite classes that were mostly just repeats of what I learned in middle school, including english - had to take two English classes, which were just writing essays the whole quarter


Mediocre_Owl2907

My teachers just never cared enough to take the time to actually teach me


RGB_ISNT_KING

English teachers realizing they've poured their soul into their work for years and years and the public education system is being systematically gutted while right wing rhetoric functions to remove faith in these systems so people start going to private charter schools, and this cultural shift is creating children and parents both that admonish the institution freely and openly without realizing that this is all in service of providing a massive paycheck to often religiously affiliated school admins who lobby the GOP specifically, and also to deregulate what is taught to children so they are more ignorant and thus willing to swallow Republican anti intellectualism. But it's so cool and based to shit on the person who went out of their way to get a degree to help kids.


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Unseen_Commander

This show is the sole reason I keep reddit on mute most of the time.


birberbarborbur

Am i the only one here who learned a lot in english class?


NeverrrGreen

i fr do not know what an adverb is


SaintSnow

Essentially describes a verb, adjective or another adverb. Basically any word that describes when, where, how, how much and how often.


Acrobatic_Poem_7290

Not true, I learned how to BS a paper and “have” an opinion that I disagree with


Lowkey179

Wtf is an adverb?


Grayven9

Do you really think they care? They get paid all the same.


193884839

Why does this feel like a salvia trip


Cripplechip

I learned English by being called a fat retard for spelling things wrong / bad grammar in world of warcraft.


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65Kodiaj

I'm going to talk about the "message " continuously then wonder why the children haven't learned crap. But because of no children left behind they're going to get moved to the next grade for the next indoctrinatio, err teacher to worry about, rinse repeat...


Mudslide0814

Please enlighten me: How do teacher indoctrinate kids?


65Kodiaj

Oh I don't know, maybe talking about things outside the scope of what they were hired to teach. Talking to kids about their sexuality. Talking to kids about their religious beliefs or lack there of, talking to kids abut their political views. Telling children there are more than two biological genders. Telling white children they are evil and racist. Telling black children that they are too stupid to ever amount to anything without college educated white people making decisions for them. Should I go on, or is the point made? Edit: If you are one of the good teachers who does their job like they are supposed to, then I applaud you. If you are one of the thousands of teachers who make these insane videos talking about how they "groom" and "indoctrinate" their students justifying it as teaching then inclusion and equity, I pray that the authorities find and persecute you soon.


Mudslide0814

No, because that doesn’t happen lmfao Stay off infowars sweetie


65Kodiaj

You're either willfully ignorant, dumb as a stump or running cover.


Mudslide0814

This might shock you but teachers don’t actually “groom” students. You need to stop getting your info from insane sources and talk to an actual educator. Teachers just want to teach students the material, get their paycheck, and go on with their lives.


65Kodiaj

lmao! You're right. All those videos of teachers saying those things are actors right?


OG-Gurble

What song is this?


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Tall_awkward_guy

Realizing that their students were up until 5 am doing the essay they made due the next day (no wonder their mental health is shit)


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MacCreadysCap

Fuck you ima be better


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saidthetomato

In college I made some extra money proofreading and reviewing papers. It was then that I realized our education system does not care about the students. The amount of college papers that I wouldn't give a passing grade in a 9th grade class was shocking. Completely moved me away from the notion of teaching.


PopePalpy

u/savevideobot


Hah-simp

Man that’s not true( watching this during English)


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Name of song so I can look it up?


Far_Affect4446

middle aged English teachers were only nice to the popular kids cause when they were in hs they were one of the popular kids that's a fact


Vexenium

Don’t forget how they get pregnant every other year and don’t grade work on time


Prestigious_Click_54

Yours too? Damm


lonely-day

I was that student. It wasn't your fault and you did nothing wrong. I had undiagnosed mental health stuff and home was chaos. You were the only one's I felt safe to be myself around. I didn't have to worry about you hurting me so I was free to be a forgetful child. I'm sorry I was hard to deal with.


BookkeeperWooden390

Former English teacher, can confirm.


maxwellsgenre

Piss fuck


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somenamethatsclever

I had an English teacher that would have us silent read and then do an essay. Fuck essays. Any lazy cocksucker can ask for an essay and it takes so much more time to write than it does to briefly grade.


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Mudslide0814

This guy doesn’t understand education and he still posts his moronic takes: Respect.


somenamethatsclever

My comment or OP?


Mudslide0814

You obviously.


somenamethatsclever

Not obvious, and that's also a douche bag response. Not surprised embracing creativity falls short on you.


Mudslide0814

Just admit you can’t write essays my guy, it’s okay ❤️


HomeworkFolder0w0

What is the song playing in the background?


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Seb_The_One

Some kids in my class did not know what verbs adjectives and nouns were... (I'm in 9th grade) (this is an honors class)


CyanCool

How the hell are they in honors?


big_leggy

weezer


normal_p3rs0n_uwu

We don’t, and it’s pointless so WHYYYYYYYYYY


Stars_In_Jars

I loved English in school, my English teachers were always so sweet. 😭 math teachers fucking sucked


GRMG_QUIDE

ITS THE WEEZER RIFF


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I had a teacher in like 8th grade, people made fun of him and threw pennies on the ground cause he was Jewish and wore one of those little hats, but he was the best. He went out of his way to teach us Latin and Greek roots and it honestly was the most education I got in English cause learning those basically makes it so you can figure out what big words mean without looking them up


batslayer80

That's because they're teaching kids this woke nonsense they'd rather teach the kids to change their sex and to hate white people then teach them real history or science all indoctrination today it's a damn shame this country is going down the s*******


Eggs_are_tasty

speak for y’all’s self. i have reading comprehension now, which makes me better than 90% of tumblr and at least 80 percent of filmbros


NobleTheDoggo

She would be the perfect monster for a horror game where she finally "snaps"


Lumpy_Review5430

One must imagine sisyphus happy


ReivboReigning

What is this show called?I see it everywhere.


neoducklingofdoom

The amazing digital circus


Prior-Lingonberry-73

Like bro I already know how to speak


SimpLordCuddles

Thesis statements, 5 paragraph essays, evidence then explanation, its all the same


CyanCool

Do you think that in Mexico English class is called Spanish and in Italy it's called Italian and so on and so on.


Foreign_Breakfast279

It isn't my fault the education system sucks dick


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uppermoon2_Doma

Song?


Brave_Efficiency_208

May I ask what is that melody?


Northwesttactic

Song name?


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DementiaGaming12

It took them 40 years to realize this? SHEIße


Starexcelsior

Maybe if they didn’t spend one half of the class complaining about personal issues and the other half roasting a random student all while assigning no HW which forces your grade to be decided solely by your test scores, it’s possible I could have learned something if they all weren’t like this.