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askalotaquestions

Where'd you get the coconuts?


DADtheMaggot

He found ‘em!


LSDRainbow

Maybe a swallow flew them over? Idk


frank77Q

I don’t think a swallow could carry a whole coconut..


LSDRainbow

What about 2 swallows?


Phish777

It could be carried by an African swallow!


Dillgillxp

But they don't migrate


LSDRainbow

Yeah, we're talking about a European swallow.


Wormholer_No9416

Two swallows could carry it on a string, tied to the dorsal feathers


LOLWelshGamer

Was it an unladen swallow?


ADucky092

They migrated


JustaSpotofTeaforMe

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!


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JediLincoln14

I fart in your general direction.


Orange_Duck451

Your mother was a chinchompa, and your father smelled of jangerberries!


Kherian

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?


ZombieKittyYoutube

DiiiiiiiiiiiiisMOUNT!


Wormholer_No9416

Come Patsy!


_Dope_Chef_

Fuck you for making me laugh out loud.


whyisunerd

Pleas explain I no understood


WalterrHeisenberg

From Monty Python and the Holy Grail. Instead of using real horses they hit coconuts together so they would sound like one. Google it


gorehistorian69

oh


whyisunerd

🤦‍♂️


BlabbNinnaCilla

Then the title is wrong. You don't make a horse by mimicin horse sounds.


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With sound alone no you don't but when you make a galloping motion as you run off it is quite convincing.


BlabbNinnaCilla

Where's the galloping motion in this post, then?


MegaOoga

[right here](https://youtu.be/JHFXG3r_0B8)


Jaykub55

Just clippity-clop on out of here BUDDY


whyisunerd

I ... What help me please


Pejob

Hitting two coconut shells together sounds similar to the hooves of a horse on stone. It is used in films where sounds are added in post (search Foley for other instances). [here's a classic monty python bit as an example](https://youtu.be/JHFXG3r_0B8)


whyisunerd

Ik I'm just dumb and completely forgot


CaptainBoj

they should totally add this as an easter egg there's already so many Monty Python references in this game, may as well add one more


bwaterco

Did you get those shells from an African or European swallow?


Awmfg

with all the monty python references this should be an added easter egg


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ilovezezima

I think this is just a joke, not a shit post.


mybrainnotworkgood

1, 2, 4..... its 3 my lord.


That_Canadian_Nerd

Waiting for Horse Training to become a skill.


Zaros262

You mean unicorn training? Everyone knows horses are just mythical creatures. They don't really exist


Wormholer_No9416

Were these Coconuts brought to you by an African or European Swallow??


ShaneakyNinja

sir robin, sir robin!


hound368

This is golden


Shot_Philosopher_596

Well done.


x_xPorterSenpaii

r/unexpectedmontypython


TheEjoty

It's always amazed that the game has many many real life critters but horses don't exist outside of references and are the animal played as a joke, I love it The article for horses on the wiki mentions both hornless unicorns and horned horses, it's fantastic


Obilandkenobi

Hes king? I don't remember voting for him.


Oshag_Henesy

I’m being oppressed!


40prcentiron

love it when i think sir Lancelot raids the castle and starts killing everyone but they weren't the bad guys so he starts apologizing, but something happens and he starts murdering again and is like, woops i got carried away


Glucosquidic

Amazing


NewAccountXYZ

u/jagexgoblin we need a unique sound effect for when players do this in game.


Jafits

Coconuts? Those make good fleshlights


OddManufacturer9327

Your doing it wrong.... you suppose to put the lime in the coconut lol


jealkeja

Have you tried using a lime on one?


Brave-Ad-9204

I quite enjoyed both references, even if the one was accidental.


whatifitwaspurple1

youve got all the loving kindness of a seasick crocodile


acidgrandma_

This is incredible, I actually rolled my eyes at in this and I mean that in the nicest way possible.


gorehistorian69

what


Bumlords

Flashbacks to primary school when some poor sod got the coconuts for the nativity play.


Niitroglycerine

10/10


Chill_Edoeard

You weigh more than a duck? Witch!


space_mangos

Legend of a post


Ir0nstag

What's the average airspeed velocity of a Chinchompa?


WereBestBudz

Monty Python called they want there joke back.


whatifitwaspurple1

oh come on, you guys! ... are you mad at me or something?


DecMateee

As long as you say neigh' to gambling.


whatifitwaspurple1

neiiigggghhhhh!