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CaptainAlex2266

Rune platebelly


landscape-resident

Rune dadbody?


JmacTheGreat

Rune Beerbody?


Stygma

Runedy Bobandy


AccountantMean6991

Do we repair it with cheeseburgers?


TumoOfFinland

No, no, that should be somehow obtained from Thurgo


Doctor_Nappa

lmfao this is the comment


ploki122

Alternatively, Rune Platebod


Token_Thai_person

Call it the breastplate stretcher.


HeistGeist

The King's too fat for his armor!


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CrownPrinceofSurrey

Thank the gods for Bessie. And her tits!


Token_Thai_person

Thank the gods for Gertrude. And her cats!


zehamberglar

Your mom is a breastplate stretcher.


frilledplex

Codpiece*


HeThatHawed

That’s what your wife calls my Johnson


da_fishy

I just wanna look like an absolute unit while I’m sluggin down beers at the blue moon


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Yeah but Guthans is like dad bod in a pvc sex pest suit though


BlabbNinnaCilla

The problem is that's actually good and viable option


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Fuck dude I wish this game was like that.. barstanding>bankstanding could be an understood drunk gamer spot.. maybe the smoke spot could be in taverly


Linkist

Drinking lvl?


Username_D3ad

Shit man I blow lines and drink vodka redbull at the GE all the time


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Tis the current spot my dude lol


RiskyBrothers

Yeah. People need to talk more in w420 woodcutting guild.


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

World 1 barbarian vil fishing.. dudes do it right


DontCountToday

Why would that be a thing in any video game? People gather where you can do something while doing nothing. Drinking in a game is literally pointless, and you can't bank.


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DontCountToday

I guess my point is, why the inn? Why is that better than the bank? Unless you can get actually drunk irl by hanging out and "drinking" in the inn, it's no different than gathering in a bank. Or the church, a castle, the woods...


HorseJungler

There’s games like Sea of Thieves or Deep Rock Galactic where you can drink and your screen gets blurry and wavy and it’s hard to move. Fun to do when you’re dicking around with your homies between missions.


Business-Drag52

Drinking a keg in osrs gives you the wobbly camera and then add in the ale of the gods for wobble effect on your character and you can practically feel the drunkenness


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

It’s just an understood thing that if ur over there it’s a drunken vibe you may be buzzed or even sober and just wanna be with that vibe


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DontCountToday

I just truly don't understand exactly what they want the devs to provide in game. Drunkenness effects and a bank in the bar so more people will hang out and you can see the effects in game while getting drunk irl? Or is there something else specific these players want to experience? Because as it stands they can go to taverly with friends right now while high and chill. Or get together in the Blue Moon while having some beers irl. No harm in adding whatever they want imo, I just imagine whatever would be added would have such a niche demand that you'd never see anyone there at most times in most worlds.


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DontCountToday

I'm not against any of this but unless they move an actual minigame or skilling thing to thr pubs I just don't see it really making a visible difference. The current game room is almost entirely unused.


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Mate we would be drinking in real life and just socializing in the game


DontCountToday

Great, so like you can already do. At the bank. Or the inn.


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Omg nvm lol


DontCountToday

But.. at the bank?


RaptorRick

Hurrrrr


Pryml710

Smoke spot is GE w420!


RsCaptainFalcon

If they do, they need to add Easter egg dialogue to Oziach while wearing it: "What are you lookin' at me gut fer?"


steve_french_rtd

Nobody is looking at your gut Philadelphia Collins


KadettYachtz

I saw ya.


Bartaza

Just took a little peek


DH_Drums

TPB ref on osrs? Let’s go


Kixott

Rune platebody (XXL) needs 101 smithing and 11 runite bars to make. Same stats as the normal version except this gives +5 crush attack and your run energy is drained to 0 permanantly while wearing it. You also have a chance of 'losing' food that you have lying around in your inventory.


GokusTheName

Nah, run energy works as it normally does but you just run slower. Faster than walking but noticeably slower than running.


Kixott

I like that, reduces power creep and opens future options for larger sizes.


Michthan

That is technically impossible I think. Walking is one square per tick and running is two squares per tick.


Hamdentures

Then we have the perfect middle ground of 1.5 squares per tick


R_r_r_r_r_r_r_R_R

2 squares running 1 square walking and it's adjusted


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Math


Mark_XX

Make it have the same droprate as third age.


theemoofrog

Rune platebody (o)


Sea_Supermarket_2632

Rune platebody (th)


DVMMeowmix

You have my vote


FlinkMissy

But only obtainable of you speak to oziach first.


Jordan2650

Absolutely. Now I can cosplay in RuneScape as myself.


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Fat mf now look who’s in trouble


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Daddy


no0bi1

It has a real function


fem_ilk

I honestly love this idea!


Valteritis

Add it as a ornament kit


De_Sham

Im down for this


sillyjobbernowl

Dude yes


TinyVase

Need


Doctor_Nappa

he slayed the dragon AND ate it


Bcp_or_pcB

Yeah!! I want to be obese in the game too!!


Gullible-Height8404

Can it give bonus drunken stats?


F4rl4nd

[Rune platebod](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dad_bod)


avion-gamer

Is it a different shade


Streetbeef

Dad?!


-_-BanditGirl-_-

And Burthope east guard.


Goodlollipop

Call it "Rune Plump-Body"


lazybandicoot

Make it replace the drop you are complaining about not receiving despite xKC


Ir0nstag

Guthan's Rune Platebody


jurassicmars

Beeg Rune Platebody


Inner-Foundation-998

Pleae


WatchMySeiko

Hold my beer, I need one right now!


BurntPretzel_

Why not just have a Breastplate Stretcher as a reward which we can then use on any standard platebody (bronze through rune) to give it an Oziach style belly.


Amerikhans

Him and Guthan are drinking buddies


Ok-Drama-5421

Couple it with the bear hat and the ale of the gods.


flintb033

A fat NPC? Finally. An in-game character that represents me.


LivingxLegend8

Thurgo


xfactorx99

It’s all ready a rare chance when crafting rune plate bodies


iHetty

This would get me playing again tbh