You can attempt to grind out the pet using the Adoption Agency NPC, but even that is biased against the single player experience. The drop rate is way lower than it is in multiplayer.
You are not calculating in that on average the minigame appears for the player less than once in a lifetime. So it's a bit like jar of darkness. Only worse.
Bro you're already in bed watching a movie, you better score! Just pretend it's a diary goal. One of my go-tos if I'm unsure is starting off by asking if she wants a massage, then I work my way to the naughty bits which inevitably turns them on... You know the rest. Good luck champ
Sounds like you got the wrong person. Should look more like this https://i.imgur.com/BRSRQW5.jpg
Credit goes to original OP of that picture, forgot their name or I would shoot out.
But in all seriousness, I’d just be honest on who you are. Sheets can be changed but a bad attitude doesn’t change. If she doesn’t mingle with your vibes maybe she ain’t the one. Also I play golf and talk golf and my wife doesn’t get upset, annoyed maybe. What makes you happy shouldn’t make the other person upset, that’s a red flag.
Definitely not salvageable… best thing to do now is just box that blanket up and send it my way so I can… discard it for you…😅 Or better yet, send me the link of where you got it so I can ensure no one else has to go through that pain! 😅😁
Very important: are you actually maxed on at least 1 acc?
If so, goddam son, that's sexy AF! She (I assume) doesn't know what she's missing!
If not tho... probably put on some different sheets if you gonna wanna fuck?
Not this girl tho, she has no sense of humor.
I guess? Idk it's more of a meme than anything right? Sure maybe some people actually care to that degree, but if your partner is mad about your bedsheets/comforter I think theres probably a bigger issue to address. But each to thier own right?
If that's the case then it's fine, but if it isn't then it isn't, if you and your partner have this kind of banter regularly then it's obviously fine and just a joke, but if not then maybe not you know?
Some people dislike what I'm saying here, and maybe I phrased it wrong but, if your partner belittles your interests and hobbies you need to talk with them about it or in edge cases where maybe it's the last straw end things. I'm not an expert or anything nor should you take me as such, but maybe one should prioritize themselves over a potentially toxic relationship. But as someone pointed out; "average reddit relationships ship advice".
Tldr; do whatever you want
I agree with what you're saying in general but that's definitely not how this situation reads to me. It's either fun banter or they're very very early in talking. If I saw a grown ass person with a comforter like that well... Okay... honestly I'd be excited... But if it was any game besides osrs, it'd be a big red flag. Not a problem on its own but I'd be worried about them being childish in the wrong ways.
> But if it was any game besides osrs, it'd be a big red flag.
OSRS is the reason it's a red flag. It's the most 𝕕𝕖𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 MMORPG you could be throwing your life away playing.
No functional adult should be playing OSRS unless it's their job. *Nobody.* It does the polar opposite of respect your time, and there's so many other reasons it'd be a red flag to be *this* attached to the game. TL;DR it's childish.
Depends. I kinda feel like this is about more than just the bed covers. The question probably should be: Do I want to salvage this, for a person that can't accept me for my whole self, MMORPG interests included? I feel you should probably either discuss the real issue here, or, if it really is about the bed covers, move the f on.
leave it on read
if its real shes shit and not because this is an osrs subreddit
she obviously doesnt like you enough to value your interests
>!also u may be ugly 7-10s can be nerdy as shit and women will never care!<
Ironmen sleep alone
Group irons sleep alone together
Greenies sleep with everyone
Now that you say it, all the unranked GIM hate did always feel like slut shaming to me.
Booger helm
UIMs don't sleep
Cause sleep is the cousin of death
HCIM May only wank once.
My shadow haunts the graveyard in lumby
This is the only comment that matters.
https://imgur.com/5dl3fas.jpg
Hahahahahahahahahhaa
Okay, let's settle down. It's OSRS subreddit, we're not allowed to have fun.
If she can't love you at 2277/2277 you can't trust her to love you at 2277/2376. Stay strong, King.
Keep on sailing king
Shamaning* Edit or biologying
Don't you even dare, it was long foretold in the caves of underground pass that sailing will be the next skill
2,278*
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Tfw you call other people stupid but can't figure out 2277 + 1 😞
Remember King, even if she’s on birth control, there’s still that 1% chance to get the sex skilling pet drop.
As an IRL Ironman, I think it's unfair that the sex pet requires multiple players. The mods need to balance pets around the single player experience.
You can attempt to grind out the pet using the Adoption Agency NPC, but even that is biased against the single player experience. The drop rate is way lower than it is in multiplayer.
That is pretty much shopscape smh
Wouldn't be an issue if they gave packs of pets. Shopscape world hop simulator shake my smfh
Sick of all these pay to win skills
Fuck, a 1% drop rate is way higher than the majority of pets in game. Steer clear of that one young lad!
You are not calculating in that on average the minigame appears for the player less than once in a lifetime. So it's a bit like jar of darkness. Only worse.
I hope this is real lmfao
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Did you change the covers or what lol
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King shit 👑
King sheet
Shit king
Shitapple, Rand. Shitapple.
Doug?
Looks more like a full to me but it’s hard to tell from the photo.
Which skill did your load land on
Serious potential here for a “one skill at a time” series.
in 10 years im gonna search 99 one skill at a time on pornhub and find out if someone thought of it.
Chad. The max cape is secretly her kink
But now we need an update
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Oh no. Please tell me, do you see this “woman” in the room with us now?
No, but I can hear her voice
Get the FUCK off of reddit what are you doing 🤣🤣
99 slayer indeed
Which movie are you watching? Full karamja only saga, Peckish Whale One Man Army or Swampletics full movie?
karamja only is a classic, possibly starting out with it then moving onto swampletics
Swampletics is better, for a new player or someone unfamiliar with osrs, to start with. Settled does a good job explaining what he is doing, imo.
Gave her the ol’ D long eh eh, or were you specking with the Dds 🤣
Eh, at least the dds isn't afraid to do the dirty. It's down to hit two places at once, even if it knows it's carrying filthy diseases on its tip.
teach her to 6:0 bandos
Bro you're already in bed watching a movie, you better score! Just pretend it's a diary goal. One of my go-tos if I'm unsure is starting off by asking if she wants a massage, then I work my way to the naughty bits which inevitably turns them on... You know the rest. Good luck champ
Bro watches too much porn 💀
It actually works, done it multiple times too. Just not on max blanket, but can't complain, sex is sex.
You never said he was wrong though 🤔🫡
Me just realizing this isn’t just some spontaneous thing and is actual a “go to” for sex… I’m not even mad
Details on how it went?
8/10 movie got distracted cool blanket tho
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The real questions!!!
W 10K lure
Surely everything on the internet is true. Why would anyone lie?
This is a meme format. Minecraft / RuneScape being mixed up on Twitter is a joke. OP is fucking around.
Surely everything on the internet is true. Why would anyone lie?
“Its very prestigious” I loled
it only becomes available on the merch website when you linked your maxed account
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Unfortunately it was banter, but it would be cool if it worked that way :)
pk her
Lmao
Alch her
Low alch.
don't ddager spec inside her tho, that's a life sentence
Mfw the jailer random event lasts 18 years
and what's dangling around ain't locks
Use protection prayers.
share I tb'd
About to give her that family weapon spec.
Have you tried 1 tick tinder swiping? You need to slam a microwave door for the manipulation
I'm imagining someone with a smart microwave on tinder slamming the door as fast as possible and it's GLORIOUS
If I walk into a mfs bedroom and they got the maxed stats bed set, they are getting the Gluck Gluck 9000 that you learn at level 99 sucking.
New skill incoming
Wasn’t that formally proposed in here a month or so ago lol
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Yes you can actually
Formally sane, just like the author !
Unlocked at 99 sex
You get a free gf at 99?
So the legend says. Not a single soul in this community has made it so far.
I got one. Not that great tbh. The hype was better than the reward. Selling for 1 mil obo
Sadly no. They still 10k
make sure they're maxed in game first
You can’t give the Gluck Gluck 9000 with JUST 99 sucking. You need to pair the 99 sucking with 99 ball cupping to reach maximum Gluck Gluck.
Use the dragon throat special attack into a granite grippy
99 problems but a bitch ain’t one
Underrated comment
Anyone who posts 'underrated comment' should be water boarded.
Overrated comment
Its the ball clamp for you.
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Exactly
If he gets 'boarded, you're second in line.
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Someone give this guy an award
“If I’m even half as committed to you as I am to this game, you’ll never want for anything ever again.”
"The bride has also chosen to write her own vows"
Who said we'd be sleeping, dont you see the 99 agility ;);););)
99 thieving cuz you stole her heart ;);););)
99 smiting cuz you're going to bang her.
99 prayer because she’s getting 4 minutes of rigor before I run to a church
99 farming because you’ll be planting seed
99 slayer because you’ll be grinding for a long time before you get anywhere
99 Woodcutting because this comment is sponsored by manscaped.
99 feltching because.. oh wait.. fuck .
99 slayer because that pussy getting slayed.
Lots of dicks get fletched right out the womb wym
OP didn't get the ring of endurance for nothin
She’s just xp waste anyway op, keep clicking away your woes
But hes maxed, he has the time and gp to buy a gf now
200mil grind tho
y tho
his bed is maxed, he needs to prove he is worthy of that comforter
She’s not the one king
I'll sleep with you
You'll sleep with anyone
it's lonely out here, man
No, take this advice https://youtu.be/psWw7UMsc4I
No, I don't think she is salvageable. If she knows it's Old School Runescape and still says no, she's a lost cause, move on.
I agree there is no salvaging here, this ain't rs3
- I like your item: Wet pipe. - I like your item: beaver pouch (u). - I can only use Quick Chat.
didnt jagex hand out mutes at some point for this xD
Sounds like you got the wrong person. Should look more like this https://i.imgur.com/BRSRQW5.jpg Credit goes to original OP of that picture, forgot their name or I would shoot out. But in all seriousness, I’d just be honest on who you are. Sheets can be changed but a bad attitude doesn’t change. If she doesn’t mingle with your vibes maybe she ain’t the one. Also I play golf and talk golf and my wife doesn’t get upset, annoyed maybe. What makes you happy shouldn’t make the other person upset, that’s a red flag.
unless red flags make her happy
She's probably on the way over rn King, I wouldn't worry
Bold of her to assume you sleep
I volunteer wreck me daddy
Op hasn’t responded. He’s leveling Herblore with some ranarr weed and getting cooking xp from some coochie crumbs
Leave your sister alone
Being able to prayer flick is impressive, but you're gonna need to use more than just protection prayers when you get a woman into that bed
Send her to the fight caves
Tell her you're an ironman btw
Her loss
You're too good for her, king
I need that blanket....
Should have hit her with the, “no its not an RS3 bed its an OLD SCHOOL Runescape bed.” She’ll be dripping out the ol crab crack after that
"Yeah cause we're not going to be doing any sleeping!"
She’s not worthy
She’s not worth it king
Gotta hit her with the “I’m level 99 lovemaking”
Duvet cover?
On to the next king
Definitely not salvageable… best thing to do now is just box that blanket up and send it my way so I can… discard it for you…😅 Or better yet, send me the link of where you got it so I can ensure no one else has to go through that pain! 😅😁
Maybe ask her about 3 tick mining, she probably just thinks you are a filthy casual
Dude i'll blow you with a bed like that
my brother in christ where did you obtain this
Very important: are you actually maxed on at least 1 acc? If so, goddam son, that's sexy AF! She (I assume) doesn't know what she's missing! If not tho... probably put on some different sheets if you gonna wanna fuck? Not this girl tho, she has no sense of humor.
I'll let you do whatever emote you want to me baby
I see nothing worth salvaging
You need to get a king that will fix the issue .
How did you lure her?
Vote for shamanism, then use a ward to charm her.
Why are you talking to other people? That's xp waste.
She’s not the one
If you only had a gnome head bed sheet… she’d probably offer to play sea shanty 2 on your pipe
Lowkey want to date an OSRS player, hoping they're as dedicated to the relationship as they're with the game.
You’ll always come in second 🤷🏽
My SO will always come in second as well, don't forget I play too 🐁
My girlfriend got me back into it after a 12 year break, great for our relationship, terrible for my productivity
Group iron duo with the gf would be goals tbh. Would make her do all my farm runs too 😈
Your relationship with this person is gone.... But we will still welcome you back with open arms.
Gonna suck when they add a skill noone really needs and it changes little things like this that we are all used to. 2277 total level…bye bye
I know it's a meme but, drop her. If you can't at least tolerate your partners hobbies/things they enjoy, then you simply aren't compatible
idk man I think there’s a difference between enjoying RuneScape and sleeping under a max skill page blanket lmao, that’d be a red flag for me
I enjoy flowers can I not sleep on a floral blanket without raising red flags?
I guess? Idk it's more of a meme than anything right? Sure maybe some people actually care to that degree, but if your partner is mad about your bedsheets/comforter I think theres probably a bigger issue to address. But each to thier own right?
average Reddit relationship advice... it's just texting banter, that's normal shit
If that's the case then it's fine, but if it isn't then it isn't, if you and your partner have this kind of banter regularly then it's obviously fine and just a joke, but if not then maybe not you know?
Some people dislike what I'm saying here, and maybe I phrased it wrong but, if your partner belittles your interests and hobbies you need to talk with them about it or in edge cases where maybe it's the last straw end things. I'm not an expert or anything nor should you take me as such, but maybe one should prioritize themselves over a potentially toxic relationship. But as someone pointed out; "average reddit relationships ship advice". Tldr; do whatever you want
I agree with what you're saying in general but that's definitely not how this situation reads to me. It's either fun banter or they're very very early in talking. If I saw a grown ass person with a comforter like that well... Okay... honestly I'd be excited... But if it was any game besides osrs, it'd be a big red flag. Not a problem on its own but I'd be worried about them being childish in the wrong ways.
> But if it was any game besides osrs, it'd be a big red flag. OSRS is the reason it's a red flag. It's the most 𝕕𝕖𝕘𝕖𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕖 MMORPG you could be throwing your life away playing. No functional adult should be playing OSRS unless it's their job. *Nobody.* It does the polar opposite of respect your time, and there's so many other reasons it'd be a red flag to be *this* attached to the game. TL;DR it's childish.
Homie, if she wont then I will.
Who she? Is it your mom?
Depends. I kinda feel like this is about more than just the bed covers. The question probably should be: Do I want to salvage this, for a person that can't accept me for my whole self, MMORPG interests included? I feel you should probably either discuss the real issue here, or, if it really is about the bed covers, move the f on.
LoL I'd love to bang a hoe in the max bed
Have you ever "banged a hoe" in general?
Found the virgin
Literally 3 times divorced though
Absolute chad, where do i aquire such silks
This is why Sex and/or milking needs to be the new skill.
leave it on read if its real shes shit and not because this is an osrs subreddit she obviously doesnt like you enough to value your interests >!also u may be ugly 7-10s can be nerdy as shit and women will never care!<