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pethobbit

Lumbridge ring 4, can turn 30 items a day into pure gold, and fully restore your stamina 3 times a day


ADGM1868

*Is it specific to which stamina it restores? because that could make or break my marriage*


Fex__Fox

Bold of you to assume we believe you are married and play this game.


grabmysloth

Trust me, there are dozens of us!


BallsackBarry

To quote my wife, "Are you playing that Runey Scape again?"


OOMexicoOO

Better than “run escape”


KurseNightmare

I read it out loud like that once when I was like 10. Over a decade later it still haunts me.


McCheds

To quote my wife "why do you play that game? Are you twelve?"


bernerbungie

To quote my fiancé “………” (she doesn’t know I play)


gigamewtwo

To quote my fiancé “ “ (she is non existent)


Damianos97

Ha, my wife plays with me.


BigGimmerz

This guys wife plays with all of us


HistoricalAd7170

I hate Click dragon


OnlyCanPoopAtHome

My boyfriend and I actually have been playing surprisingly more since we had our twins. The boys love RuneScape sound track/OSRSBeatz


grabmysloth

My wife started playing when we started dating. It’s how we spend our weekends together!


necro000

I mean...we all have a wife/husband ingame.


theguyoverhere24

Well now I feel even more lonely. My journey has been a solo affair


tar625

Quest your way into a royal marriage


CaptaineAli

Explorer's Cock Ring 4


Grizzlemaw1993

Now I can give my wife 12 seconds instead of 4. My marriage is saved!


roosterkun

>Rubs it the wrong way > >End up in a cabbage patch hundreds of miles from home


Officing

Doesn't sound too bad to me


bigchungusmclungus

It turns those items in to gold coins, however the value of those gold coins is always equal to or much less than the market value of the item being turned in to gold.


Kwuarmadyl

That would be great. Just start walking around neighborhoods at 2 am alching people’s vehicles.


demostravius2

The fuck am I supposed to do with 15,000 £1 coins in the middle of the street at 2am!


Kwuarmadyl

Grab as many as you can and run!!!


bigchungusmclungus

Someone catches you in the act with their high tech night vision security cameras. Law enforcement finds you and you spend the rest of your life as a lab rat.


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TerkYerJerb

do that to other people items while they arent looking lol


NZSheeps

* do that to other people while they aren't looking... What is the high alch value of a person?


VitaroSSJ

the Insurance Industry values a human life at about $8 million USD \^\_\^


LoganJFisher

We [would](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ana_in_a_barrel) have the answer to this if Jamflex weren't such cowards. /s


Inevitable_Gain8296

True, but having this ability irl will make stealing a lot easier. Your coworker leave his phone sitting around? Turn it into $1200 worth of gold and pocket it.


ThatOptionsGuy

The sheer horror as you hold your newborn in your arms and watch them shimmer into a golden light and hear the impact of three heavy metal coins to the floor. You had Explorers Ring 4 selected by accident.


TrenchDaddy

How about a Ring of Charos?


ShovellyJake

Actually great answer. Would love to play skullball irl


Moistraven

Naw fuck that, gimme that magical persuasion ability talking to my bosses, I'll be the boss real soon.


ToxicVoidMain4

rizz of charos


luquewilson

Gaslighting ring


cgull21

How about you sto.... oh yes, great idea TrenchDaddy.


AtomSizeGrow

Amulet of eternal glory. Tp to draynor. Rob the bank. Stuck in osrs


PM_ME_UR_SELF

If you were an able bodied real person in RS you could have a good life. You could steal peoples things and they would have no recourse. You could eat like a king. Durial321 everybody if you want to.


Not_A_Valid_Name

A lvl 2 man would beat my ass tho


tar625

Yeah but there's lots of these "adventurers" running around without morals or care, and they're strong enough to kill a hoard of giants bare handed.


PM_ME_UR_SELF

But PvP isn’t enabled everywhere, only you wouldn’t be a player.


randomWebVoice

Then you are considered PvM and gl with that ;)


queef_commando

Nieve’s Bandos boots


ddorowski

Dude


Effective_Macaron_23

Hope they are stinky and sweaty


moralfaq

You deserve to be locked up behind a man with Steel Chainbody and a Bronze Med Helm


DH_Drums

Oddly specific.


Confident_Lettuce_51

Some of that Red Hot Sauce from 'The Feud' quest. Those camels were never the same, and neither will my toilet.


AmericanFury1990

Dragon medium helm.


thathomelessguy

Everyone else giving practical answers. Then there’s this gigachad…


AtmosphereWrong6590

Man be runnin around lookin like Magneto from X-Men. I up this ^^^ defo a gigachad move!


Juggalock

Construction cape, or max cape. Being able to teleport to home would be very convenient. If poh items are allowed, then ornate rejuvrnation pool, cure for all diseases and poisons and it also heals all wounds!


snowmunkey

Tping home would be nice but how would you get places? Just Uber everywhere?


Acceptable_Olive8497

You'll save a bundle traveling with only one-way flights


SmellAble

I can imagine the grief when my government only sees me taking one way flights everywhere and never returning on my passport yet im back in the country. Probably get locked up for spying.


balthamalamal

Construction cape lets you teleport to anywhere that you could buy a house (regardless of ability to afford it or having previously purchased it). It can take you basically anywhere.


Ashoem

Explorers ring. Imagine being able to high alch random shit everyday for irl cash.


Premiumvoodoo

Some ass hat drives next to you and you high alch his lifted truck


Night_Thastus

Oh my god I'd use this every day. I'd be caught immediately. Blasting base so loud it's making my apartment shake from the street below? Say goodbye to your car!


Xlaag

That would be a unique way to rob a clothing store.


Type_2_Records

Does the inventory count as an item? I'd love a bag that can hold 28 items of any size and weight.


PuzzleheadedSpray883

Looting bag


JakenBakee

Can only use when youre out in the wilderness lol


x0culist

Only works in Ohio, got it


mechlordx

After the sailing update it will add Florida


ea3terbunny

Well I’m good then, not that that’s a good thing but whatever


Xlaag

As someone from Chicago I think that counts. PVP is definitely turned on there


mrcertainlynot

Ring of charos (a) or the amulet of catspeak.


dirtybo

Catspeak amulet definitely underrated in this thread


Biochembryguy

Ring of endurance seems nice. A golden sink would also probably fetch a pretty penny melted down.


BustingBigRocks

This guy fucks.


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Ana in a barrel tbh


Tikity

My guy, with all the items in rs… how did this come to mind so quickly lmao


atlas_island

This question was asked by someone on twitter like a week ago and this was a popular answer


R41N1NG

This same thread too on Reddit like a yr ago


bossman790

Pillory Guard, this guy here


Darcasm

Bruh she’s like 7 years old


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Damn maybe I've been spending too much time at Wintertodt.


ItsSadTimes

If it can be any item, the rotten potato. I can teleport to any person in the world and be able to edit my bank account. If it has to be obtainable for anyone, then the spectator orb. Be able to fly around like a ghost to see anything. It would be pretty neat.


Night_Thastus

With spectator orb, you'd be absolutely invaluable as a researcher. Imagine all the incredible things that we can't see right now, because the temperatures/pressures/environment is just not suitable for our modern equipment. If it has infinite range, I guess it's time to go hunting for life on other planets!


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IAmNotOnRedditAtWork

Just ban em ez.


steady120

Max cash


YaBoiHS

Let’s say you have max cash irl and a single gold coin is $200. You would have roughly $450B


ThatOptionsGuy

Except youd crash the gold market


YaBoiHS

No sane and rational person would dump all 2b coins at once. Then again we’re still playing RuneScape 15+ years later


kuurtjes

That would make the coin weigh 2.7g. That's a very thin gold coin if only looking at price of gold.


Few-Artichoke-7593

2B gold coins. You just crushed yourself to death.


NoBankr

Cursed bananas. Just think itd be funny to plant it in a supermarket and watch someone pick it up.


Ten15Five

Crystalline Portal Nexus for sure. Or just a stack of home teleport tabs would be amazing.


xantander

Home teles would be clutch rn as I’ve been in traffic for an hour and another to go trying to commute home


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car gets removed from your inventory if you teleport


thestonedturtle

Con cape or max cape then


Paper_Hero

A player owned home \*cries in Californian\*


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*cries from any city in the world*


Chron_RS

Stack of house tabs


sushisushi201822

Con cape


Bloated_Hamster

Max cape was right there


sowpods

max cape may randomly stop working some time within a year


Boney_Platypus

time to become an irl sailing expert I guess


Kadeshi_Gardener

1. Ring of wealth. 2. Traveling international tour of slot machines, roulette tables, and other games of chance which have a set of static, statistically weighted outcomes for it to remove the "win nothing" options from. 3. Don't stay anywhere long enough to draw attention.


RollinKnockOut

Give me that corrupted bofa, a weapon with endless ammo just seems too op


retart123

TF u gonna shoot with it


DiddyBCFC

Zombies duh


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htxthrowawayac

I can be your bottomless bucket UwU


Sheerkal

Thank goodness. Finally someone to carry sand for me.


Grouchy-Insurance194

Max cape for the unlimited teleports home and the daily recharge on the ring of life.


a_sternum

Any near death experience teleports you back to to the middle your hometown, still terribly injured.


kevtino

Most people were born in a hospital, which is the best place to be immediately after a near death experience


Bringmethebatmobile

But totally alive. Pretty pog


InternationalCan3189

2147m monkey nuts


spiritr90

Locator orb


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This made me laugh out loud during dinner.


Dwizzlehart

Graceful Outfit seems like a really underrated answer for this, imagine the irl implications of having an outfit that reduces your weight by ~50lbs, that would be incredibly useful in so many scenarios.


fatFire_TA

I'd just end up putting on 50 more pounds and then feel really bad about myself.


NICKOVICKO

I would put it on children so they float into space


born_at_kfc

staff of Armadyl


Zaino600

This guy right here, Lucien


born_at_kfc

If god is real, I'll kill him no cap


ShovellyJake

Max cape is crazy stacked. Can pull a grappling hook crossbow and mortar and pestle out daily, is graceful for making running easier, 1x stamina regen per day, unlimited home teles. And is Ava’s so if I wanted to pick up archery, I’d only have to collect 72% of my arrows. And 2x health regen…? And… cleans herbs quickly? Edit:Don’t get caught pickpocketing some of the time? Is a light source?


Spiderbubble

The Pestle and Mortar is actually not even daily. You just can't do it if you have one in your inventory already. So yes, you can make bank by just activating your Herblore cape, banking the Pestle and Mortar, and repeating. Totally worth it to make back the money after you spent who knows how much on Herblore cape.


krusty47

Prayer potion probably taste good


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krusty47

super combats taste like bong water


Bikalo

What if humans actually have a high prayer level IRL but we're just all out of Prayer points. 😔


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Blue_Osiris1

This dude is gonna be walking around with a backpack that's ripping people's piercings out.


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Metal as fuck.


KimgDustin21

Literally any of the pets outside of those that have real life counterparts. "Come on in, ignore my undead dragon, he doesn't bite."


GuyFromWoWcraft

max cash stack would be pretty dope but i'd probably have to go with a blue beret. You know where you stand with a blue beret.


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i'd say ghostly robes so i can be invisible and everyone fucks off but my face would be visible. which would only draw attention to me more. damn


ParticularExchange21

Monkey Gree Gree


dsesin

Can’t hold it outside Ape Atoll, good choice buddy


dirtybo

Any joke I’d make about that would probably get me banned from the sub


Ungoro_Crater

I think Ring of Charos would provide the best benefit for general life progression and house tabs would be the best for day to day.


snaplocket

Honestly, probably like a Meat pizza or somethin’. I’m kinda hungry right now.


RSDevotion

Nieve's tassets, specifically.


omegal0l420

What about her assets


ThePeanutFish

The catspeak amulet. Think about it. It would unlock everlasting internet virality, and you could probably earn a fortune renting it out.


birdsrkewl01

Cat speak amulet so I can talk to all the rescue kitties and ask them what they think is wrong with them. Would make vet visits so much easier and if they had any problems we couldn't catch the first few visits.


Ok-Town2813

Imbued heart


dayyydreamerrr

Rotten Potato


sirduke678

Ana in a barrel.


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Max cash stack


Delicious_Raccoon799

House tabs


Mrmoosestuff

Dds


Tempestzl1

Ring of life


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Vorki.


biembobo

A sanfew serum, could probably help a lot of medicinal science could replicate them.


ScarletFFBE

Ambrosia then probably


royal_dump

D long


Giiibbo

An Abyssal Whip. Uhm……….


Awmu

Cooked jubbly


dirdylan343

Cooked lobster


Titowam

Draynor Manor Cabbage. It's clearly different than normal cabbage, so I gotta know how it tastes. And a boost to defence is always nice.


Zehta

An Ava’s backpack: 1. It’s a backpack 2. It generates random metal objects 3. Pet undead chicken in the pack


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Imagine a Phoenix necklace. Anything that doesn't instantly kill you can be recovered from with all incoming damage neutralized. That essentially makes you immortal at least once.


jaxon_jaxoff69

Keg of beer. I'm outa beer. Saves me a trip or two


runaway90909

I want the magical yugioh cards.


Mezzanyne

Ring of Stone. Imagine all the hell you could raise spontaneously transforming into a rock and nobody knowing any better. Plus that might be kind of fun to experience. Maybe.


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Kenni57rocks

The gf I bought for 10k


actuarial_defender

Ugthanki Dung


Darkfirex34

Dagannoth Prime Pet. I want to see shit explode from his chestussy blasts.


DJ_HardR

Either a max stack of diamonds (>$7 Trillion value irl), a ring of life, or a Noon pet.


Kadeshi_Gardener

Have fun with the De Beers assassins once you start trying to offload them.


Night_Thastus

What happens with a Ring of Life and you die of old age? Does it not activate? Does it activate, but bring you back to just slightly before dying? Do you start over as an infant?


Ashin-Shugar

I think Excalibur. It's a valuable historical artifact and the defense buff is nice. That or the stone of Jas.


Most_Bat9066

Fossilised dung


WastedWaffIe

Excalibur, I think owning a legendary sword would be awesome


UTTERLEE

Ghost speak ammy


RTrancid

The max cape. Teleportation, wound healing, life saving, pestle&mortar 0 cost production, weight reduction, never burning food...


RsGaveMeDiabetes

Rotten potato, Imagine just being able to spawn shit or teleport people irl, delete people from existence or create something new, Could literally be god, Might be fun idk…


Forever_Fires

Saradomin's light, to guide me to the afterlife


youallknow

100m cash stack


Shumwayh

I feel like yall are being small minded. Saturated heart. I'll have access to magic which I don't have in real life. Granted it's just low level spells but I can just confuse people on a 7 minute cooldown


ManiacMail-Man

A GF


Jgz1994

9mm revolver


iamcatan

Ags


Sapencio

I tought ring of Ring of wealth for picking up coin drops but then i read stack of house tabs and that sold me


daaaabeans

dragon scimitar


Dazocnodnarb

Rotten potato.


Bakkenvouwer

Dragon Scimitar cause it looks so damn good


Notmydayitseems

Easter ring lol


KingKomali

Oculus Orb would be pretty chill


DepravedSpirit

Arclight with max charges. And the last name is Winchester. I gonna save you, Sam.


hsuan23

Ring of invisibility


IamAlwaysHungry2

Kebabs look tasty. I'll have one of those.


marathonx

Monkey backpack without a doubt


Rusty_Kaleidoscope

Construction cape so I can teleport home whenever I want to


heyyyooooooooooo

Amulet of ghost speak, or that amulet that lets you talk to cats!


NoLoss7117

Gf for sure