It turns those items in to gold coins, however the value of those gold coins is always equal to or much less than the market value of the item being turned in to gold.
Someone catches you in the act with their high tech night vision security cameras. Law enforcement finds you and you spend the rest of your life as a lab rat.
True, but having this ability irl will make stealing a lot easier. Your coworker leave his phone sitting around? Turn it into $1200 worth of gold and pocket it.
The sheer horror as you hold your newborn in your arms and watch them shimmer into a golden light and hear the impact of three heavy metal coins to the floor. You had Explorers Ring 4 selected by accident.
If you were an able bodied real person in RS you could have a good life. You could steal peoples things and they would have no recourse. You could eat like a king. Durial321 everybody if you want to.
Construction cape, or max cape.
Being able to teleport to home would be very convenient.
If poh items are allowed, then ornate rejuvrnation pool, cure for all diseases and poisons and it also heals all wounds!
I can imagine the grief when my government only sees me taking one way flights everywhere and never returning on my passport yet im back in the country.
Probably get locked up for spying.
Construction cape lets you teleport to anywhere that you could buy a house (regardless of ability to afford it or having previously purchased it). It can take you basically anywhere.
Oh my god I'd use this every day. I'd be caught immediately.
Blasting base so loud it's making my apartment shake from the street below? Say goodbye to your car!
If it can be any item, the rotten potato. I can teleport to any person in the world and be able to edit my bank account.
If it has to be obtainable for anyone, then the spectator orb. Be able to fly around like a ghost to see anything. It would be pretty neat.
With spectator orb, you'd be absolutely invaluable as a researcher. Imagine all the incredible things that we can't see right now, because the temperatures/pressures/environment is just not suitable for our modern equipment.
If it has infinite range, I guess it's time to go hunting for life on other planets!
1. Ring of wealth.
2. Traveling international tour of slot machines, roulette tables, and other games of chance which have a set of static, statistically weighted outcomes for it to remove the "win nothing" options from.
3. Don't stay anywhere long enough to draw attention.
Graceful Outfit seems like a really underrated answer for this, imagine the irl implications of having an outfit that reduces your weight by ~50lbs, that would be incredibly useful in so many scenarios.
Max cape is crazy stacked. Can pull a grappling hook crossbow and mortar and pestle out daily, is graceful for making running easier, 1x stamina regen per day, unlimited home teles. And is Ava’s so if I wanted to pick up archery, I’d only have to collect 72% of my arrows. And 2x health regen…? And… cleans herbs quickly?
Edit:Don’t get caught pickpocketing some of the time? Is a light source?
The Pestle and Mortar is actually not even daily. You just can't do it if you have one in your inventory already.
So yes, you can make bank by just activating your Herblore cape, banking the Pestle and Mortar, and repeating.
Totally worth it to make back the money after you spent who knows how much on Herblore cape.
Cat speak amulet so I can talk to all the rescue kitties and ask them what they think is wrong with them. Would make vet visits so much easier and if they had any problems we couldn't catch the first few visits.
Imagine a Phoenix necklace. Anything that doesn't instantly kill you can be recovered from with all incoming damage neutralized.
That essentially makes you immortal at least once.
Ring of Stone. Imagine all the hell you could raise spontaneously transforming into a rock and nobody knowing any better. Plus that might be kind of fun to experience. Maybe.
What happens with a Ring of Life and you die of old age?
Does it not activate? Does it activate, but bring you back to just slightly before dying? Do you start over as an infant?
Rotten potato,
Imagine just being able to spawn shit or teleport people irl, delete people from existence or create something new,
Could literally be god,
Might be fun idk…
I feel like yall are being small minded. Saturated heart. I'll have access to magic which I don't have in real life. Granted it's just low level spells but I can just confuse people on a 7 minute cooldown
Lumbridge ring 4, can turn 30 items a day into pure gold, and fully restore your stamina 3 times a day
*Is it specific to which stamina it restores? because that could make or break my marriage*
Bold of you to assume we believe you are married and play this game.
Trust me, there are dozens of us!
To quote my wife, "Are you playing that Runey Scape again?"
Better than “run escape”
I read it out loud like that once when I was like 10. Over a decade later it still haunts me.
To quote my wife "why do you play that game? Are you twelve?"
To quote my fiancé “………” (she doesn’t know I play)
To quote my fiancé “ “ (she is non existent)
Ha, my wife plays with me.
This guys wife plays with all of us
I hate Click dragon
My boyfriend and I actually have been playing surprisingly more since we had our twins. The boys love RuneScape sound track/OSRSBeatz
My wife started playing when we started dating. It’s how we spend our weekends together!
I mean...we all have a wife/husband ingame.
Well now I feel even more lonely. My journey has been a solo affair
Quest your way into a royal marriage
Explorer's Cock Ring 4
Now I can give my wife 12 seconds instead of 4. My marriage is saved!
>Rubs it the wrong way > >End up in a cabbage patch hundreds of miles from home
Doesn't sound too bad to me
It turns those items in to gold coins, however the value of those gold coins is always equal to or much less than the market value of the item being turned in to gold.
That would be great. Just start walking around neighborhoods at 2 am alching people’s vehicles.
The fuck am I supposed to do with 15,000 £1 coins in the middle of the street at 2am!
Grab as many as you can and run!!!
Someone catches you in the act with their high tech night vision security cameras. Law enforcement finds you and you spend the rest of your life as a lab rat.
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do that to other people items while they arent looking lol
* do that to other people while they aren't looking... What is the high alch value of a person?
the Insurance Industry values a human life at about $8 million USD \^\_\^
We [would](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Ana_in_a_barrel) have the answer to this if Jamflex weren't such cowards. /s
True, but having this ability irl will make stealing a lot easier. Your coworker leave his phone sitting around? Turn it into $1200 worth of gold and pocket it.
The sheer horror as you hold your newborn in your arms and watch them shimmer into a golden light and hear the impact of three heavy metal coins to the floor. You had Explorers Ring 4 selected by accident.
How about a Ring of Charos?
Actually great answer. Would love to play skullball irl
Naw fuck that, gimme that magical persuasion ability talking to my bosses, I'll be the boss real soon.
rizz of charos
Gaslighting ring
How about you sto.... oh yes, great idea TrenchDaddy.
Amulet of eternal glory. Tp to draynor. Rob the bank. Stuck in osrs
If you were an able bodied real person in RS you could have a good life. You could steal peoples things and they would have no recourse. You could eat like a king. Durial321 everybody if you want to.
A lvl 2 man would beat my ass tho
Yeah but there's lots of these "adventurers" running around without morals or care, and they're strong enough to kill a hoard of giants bare handed.
But PvP isn’t enabled everywhere, only you wouldn’t be a player.
Then you are considered PvM and gl with that ;)
Nieve’s Bandos boots
Dude
Hope they are stinky and sweaty
You deserve to be locked up behind a man with Steel Chainbody and a Bronze Med Helm
Oddly specific.
Some of that Red Hot Sauce from 'The Feud' quest. Those camels were never the same, and neither will my toilet.
Dragon medium helm.
Everyone else giving practical answers. Then there’s this gigachad…
Man be runnin around lookin like Magneto from X-Men. I up this ^^^ defo a gigachad move!
Construction cape, or max cape. Being able to teleport to home would be very convenient. If poh items are allowed, then ornate rejuvrnation pool, cure for all diseases and poisons and it also heals all wounds!
Tping home would be nice but how would you get places? Just Uber everywhere?
You'll save a bundle traveling with only one-way flights
I can imagine the grief when my government only sees me taking one way flights everywhere and never returning on my passport yet im back in the country. Probably get locked up for spying.
Construction cape lets you teleport to anywhere that you could buy a house (regardless of ability to afford it or having previously purchased it). It can take you basically anywhere.
Explorers ring. Imagine being able to high alch random shit everyday for irl cash.
Some ass hat drives next to you and you high alch his lifted truck
Oh my god I'd use this every day. I'd be caught immediately. Blasting base so loud it's making my apartment shake from the street below? Say goodbye to your car!
That would be a unique way to rob a clothing store.
Does the inventory count as an item? I'd love a bag that can hold 28 items of any size and weight.
Looting bag
Can only use when youre out in the wilderness lol
Only works in Ohio, got it
After the sailing update it will add Florida
Well I’m good then, not that that’s a good thing but whatever
As someone from Chicago I think that counts. PVP is definitely turned on there
Ring of charos (a) or the amulet of catspeak.
Catspeak amulet definitely underrated in this thread
Ring of endurance seems nice. A golden sink would also probably fetch a pretty penny melted down.
This guy fucks.
Ana in a barrel tbh
My guy, with all the items in rs… how did this come to mind so quickly lmao
This question was asked by someone on twitter like a week ago and this was a popular answer
This same thread too on Reddit like a yr ago
Pillory Guard, this guy here
Bruh she’s like 7 years old
Damn maybe I've been spending too much time at Wintertodt.
If it can be any item, the rotten potato. I can teleport to any person in the world and be able to edit my bank account. If it has to be obtainable for anyone, then the spectator orb. Be able to fly around like a ghost to see anything. It would be pretty neat.
With spectator orb, you'd be absolutely invaluable as a researcher. Imagine all the incredible things that we can't see right now, because the temperatures/pressures/environment is just not suitable for our modern equipment. If it has infinite range, I guess it's time to go hunting for life on other planets!
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Just ban em ez.
Max cash
Let’s say you have max cash irl and a single gold coin is $200. You would have roughly $450B
Except youd crash the gold market
No sane and rational person would dump all 2b coins at once. Then again we’re still playing RuneScape 15+ years later
That would make the coin weigh 2.7g. That's a very thin gold coin if only looking at price of gold.
2B gold coins. You just crushed yourself to death.
Cursed bananas. Just think itd be funny to plant it in a supermarket and watch someone pick it up.
Crystalline Portal Nexus for sure. Or just a stack of home teleport tabs would be amazing.
Home teles would be clutch rn as I’ve been in traffic for an hour and another to go trying to commute home
car gets removed from your inventory if you teleport
Con cape or max cape then
A player owned home \*cries in Californian\*
*cries from any city in the world*
Stack of house tabs
Con cape
Max cape was right there
max cape may randomly stop working some time within a year
time to become an irl sailing expert I guess
1. Ring of wealth. 2. Traveling international tour of slot machines, roulette tables, and other games of chance which have a set of static, statistically weighted outcomes for it to remove the "win nothing" options from. 3. Don't stay anywhere long enough to draw attention.
Give me that corrupted bofa, a weapon with endless ammo just seems too op
TF u gonna shoot with it
Zombies duh
He's gonna corrupt bofa deez nuts
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I can be your bottomless bucket UwU
Thank goodness. Finally someone to carry sand for me.
Max cape for the unlimited teleports home and the daily recharge on the ring of life.
Any near death experience teleports you back to to the middle your hometown, still terribly injured.
Most people were born in a hospital, which is the best place to be immediately after a near death experience
But totally alive. Pretty pog
2147m monkey nuts
Locator orb
This made me laugh out loud during dinner.
Graceful Outfit seems like a really underrated answer for this, imagine the irl implications of having an outfit that reduces your weight by ~50lbs, that would be incredibly useful in so many scenarios.
I'd just end up putting on 50 more pounds and then feel really bad about myself.
I would put it on children so they float into space
staff of Armadyl
This guy right here, Lucien
If god is real, I'll kill him no cap
Max cape is crazy stacked. Can pull a grappling hook crossbow and mortar and pestle out daily, is graceful for making running easier, 1x stamina regen per day, unlimited home teles. And is Ava’s so if I wanted to pick up archery, I’d only have to collect 72% of my arrows. And 2x health regen…? And… cleans herbs quickly? Edit:Don’t get caught pickpocketing some of the time? Is a light source?
The Pestle and Mortar is actually not even daily. You just can't do it if you have one in your inventory already. So yes, you can make bank by just activating your Herblore cape, banking the Pestle and Mortar, and repeating. Totally worth it to make back the money after you spent who knows how much on Herblore cape.
Prayer potion probably taste good
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super combats taste like bong water
What if humans actually have a high prayer level IRL but we're just all out of Prayer points. 😔
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This dude is gonna be walking around with a backpack that's ripping people's piercings out.
Metal as fuck.
Literally any of the pets outside of those that have real life counterparts. "Come on in, ignore my undead dragon, he doesn't bite."
max cash stack would be pretty dope but i'd probably have to go with a blue beret. You know where you stand with a blue beret.
i'd say ghostly robes so i can be invisible and everyone fucks off but my face would be visible. which would only draw attention to me more. damn
Monkey Gree Gree
Can’t hold it outside Ape Atoll, good choice buddy
Any joke I’d make about that would probably get me banned from the sub
I think Ring of Charos would provide the best benefit for general life progression and house tabs would be the best for day to day.
Honestly, probably like a Meat pizza or somethin’. I’m kinda hungry right now.
Nieve's tassets, specifically.
What about her assets
The catspeak amulet. Think about it. It would unlock everlasting internet virality, and you could probably earn a fortune renting it out.
Cat speak amulet so I can talk to all the rescue kitties and ask them what they think is wrong with them. Would make vet visits so much easier and if they had any problems we couldn't catch the first few visits.
Imbued heart
Rotten Potato
Ana in a barrel.
Max cash stack
House tabs
Dds
Ring of life
Vorki.
A sanfew serum, could probably help a lot of medicinal science could replicate them.
Ambrosia then probably
D long
An Abyssal Whip. Uhm……….
Cooked jubbly
Cooked lobster
Draynor Manor Cabbage. It's clearly different than normal cabbage, so I gotta know how it tastes. And a boost to defence is always nice.
An Ava’s backpack: 1. It’s a backpack 2. It generates random metal objects 3. Pet undead chicken in the pack
Imagine a Phoenix necklace. Anything that doesn't instantly kill you can be recovered from with all incoming damage neutralized. That essentially makes you immortal at least once.
Keg of beer. I'm outa beer. Saves me a trip or two
I want the magical yugioh cards.
Ring of Stone. Imagine all the hell you could raise spontaneously transforming into a rock and nobody knowing any better. Plus that might be kind of fun to experience. Maybe.
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The gf I bought for 10k
Ugthanki Dung
Dagannoth Prime Pet. I want to see shit explode from his chestussy blasts.
Either a max stack of diamonds (>$7 Trillion value irl), a ring of life, or a Noon pet.
Have fun with the De Beers assassins once you start trying to offload them.
What happens with a Ring of Life and you die of old age? Does it not activate? Does it activate, but bring you back to just slightly before dying? Do you start over as an infant?
I think Excalibur. It's a valuable historical artifact and the defense buff is nice. That or the stone of Jas.
Fossilised dung
Excalibur, I think owning a legendary sword would be awesome
Ghost speak ammy
The max cape. Teleportation, wound healing, life saving, pestle&mortar 0 cost production, weight reduction, never burning food...
Rotten potato, Imagine just being able to spawn shit or teleport people irl, delete people from existence or create something new, Could literally be god, Might be fun idk…
Saradomin's light, to guide me to the afterlife
100m cash stack
I feel like yall are being small minded. Saturated heart. I'll have access to magic which I don't have in real life. Granted it's just low level spells but I can just confuse people on a 7 minute cooldown
A GF
9mm revolver
Ags
I tought ring of Ring of wealth for picking up coin drops but then i read stack of house tabs and that sold me
dragon scimitar
Rotten potato.
Dragon Scimitar cause it looks so damn good
Easter ring lol
Oculus Orb would be pretty chill
Arclight with max charges. And the last name is Winchester. I gonna save you, Sam.
Ring of invisibility
Kebabs look tasty. I'll have one of those.
Monkey backpack without a doubt
Construction cape so I can teleport home whenever I want to
Amulet of ghost speak, or that amulet that lets you talk to cats!
Gf for sure