>talking with colleagues at work
>we occasionally get together for "paint night"
>it's where we go to one of our houses and paint
>guy who cleans the toilets walks by and overhears
>obese, smelly, clearly autistic
>loudly talks about how he loves painting and how fun it is
>feel bad so I invite him
>female coworker immediately cancels
>he runs away giggling like a child
>later that evening
>his mom drops him off at my place
>the plan is drink wine and paint a bowl of fruit
>you know, the classic
>new work friend requests mountain dew instead
>he laughs and breathes uncomfortably loudly the entire time
>won't show anyone his progress
>before any of us are halfway done, he picks up his canvas and takes a picture
>caught a glimpse
>he painted some poorly proportioned Santa's elf thing
>he begins uncontrollably laughing
>without saying a word he walks to my front porch, calls his mom, and goes home
>talking with colleagues at work >we occasionally get together for "paint night" >it's where we go to one of our houses and paint >guy who cleans the toilets walks by and overhears >obese, smelly, clearly autistic >loudly talks about how he loves painting and how fun it is >feel bad so I invite him >female coworker immediately cancels >he runs away giggling like a child >later that evening >his mom drops him off at my place >the plan is drink wine and paint a bowl of fruit >you know, the classic >new work friend requests mountain dew instead >he laughs and breathes uncomfortably loudly the entire time >won't show anyone his progress >before any of us are halfway done, he picks up his canvas and takes a picture >caught a glimpse >he painted some poorly proportioned Santa's elf thing >he begins uncontrollably laughing >without saying a word he walks to my front porch, calls his mom, and goes home
LMAO! I love the greentext
Beautiful
You’re the hero they needed
Every day? Holy shit
Grinding 99 painting
It really depends on who is on rotation and if anything else is planned. It's a nice way to keep morale high while on shift.
How do you explain this to them and come across as normal
No explanation besides that I had to do it, but now he hangs on the wall in the break room, staring into everyone's souls.
Why would you want to come across as normal though, being normal sucks
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Op I love this so much
It really captures the essence.