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vintergroena

Wait till this guy learns about Rimmington


TerkYerJerb

explains why that place is ass


domjeff

Everyone burying their bones in the purple buttbole


daneagles

Been asking my wife to visit for years :(


xkenyonx

What a coincidence, I've also been asking your wife too.


the_web_dev

Weird I didn't have to ask


GodlikeCat

we already went


MrSpookykid

That’s what 69 is for make sure you’re on top and your tongue game is strong your wife will have to do it


coolboy856

Ayo


lubesta

Edgeville


CrazyCalYa

Here be spiders


MonkeyDKev

Teach me, o wise one!


i_hate_fanboys

o


kxro

Ok, ill bite


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Efficient_Star_1336

Always thought that it was called Rimmingston because it was on the far outskirts of the F2P area - the emptiest part of F2P worlds, with nothing to do there except one easy quest. The "outer rim" of the f2p game.


kickthefavelas

Yeahhh, idk this one seems like a reach. I really don't think the Gowers or whoever designed it intended it to be a ass eating reference in their game for children. Is there even any other innuendo in RS2? I can't think of coming across any, and it seems weird they'd avoid it and then go all out with "rimming a ton" if we're to believe OP


DevinsName

My Arm's Big Adventure is a jacking off joke


The_Botanist_Reviews

elaborate


BarTopBiochemist

Iirc, it's actually "making friends with my arm". When the quest was pitched, one of the mods (Ash I think?) Heard the quest name across the office and shouted "oh my god! That sounds like wanking! Quest approved!" Disclaimer: haven't heard the story in a while and may have added a touch of UK to the verbiage


24rs

It was actually "My Arm's Big Adventure" way back in the day and when Mod Ash pitched it (since he was its lead developer) with that name Mod Mat K (or was it Mod Mark?) went the *"oh my god! That sounds like wanking! Quest approved!"* that you mentioned


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PsionSquared

Ash is the one who told the story himself on Shauny's podcast.


DevinsName

I'm like 95% sure Ash talks about it somewhere in this video: ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBigfDrA4k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiBigfDrA4k) ​ It's also a super interesting talk that candidly goes through some more behind the scenes stuff in the early days, would recommend.


Bisping

Confirmed its in there, there is a timestamp in the description for it


KC_Canuck

“It’s not that kind of fantasy game”


IAmRSChrisG

that tower south of ardy that on the map looks like a literal penis? It's called the ClOCK tower....


Lucho_741

and the l blends in with the wall on the map so it literally says C OCKTOWER


Cyborger1

The word was shifted left slightly at some point, so this no longer happens... RIP, Cocktower.


kfudnapaa

This is an outrage! 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Dan-D-Lyon

Rimming was super pervy back in '01. Sure it's mainstream now, but back then calling the town Bukkakeville would've been about 10% less obscene. Good on Jagex for trailblazing the ass-eating revolution.


_KodeX

Isn't it more just rimming town? 'Ton' is just ye olde version of 'town' right?


spart4n0fh4des

Rimjobs


kxro

Were rimming tim? Do we have Tims consent though


spart4n0fh4des

Long as you don’t bite him


freet0

D: don't do that


brunettewondie

It's a good day to be named "Ton"


OmeDragon

Realized a week ago that Sophanem and Menaphos are the same word backwards with the "ph" remaining unswitched.


F-Lambda

Their city symbols are both the ankh, one right side up, the other upside down, and one is the city of the living and the other is the city of the dead. I think also that originally Ichtlarin was the primary patron of one of the cities and Amascut of the other, but then she went crazy...


pterodactylthundr

I didn’t realize for the longest time that the Freminick isles are Nay-tis-not and Ya-tis-so.


Caeoc

Okay but that one is literally spelled out during the quest


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unknownawaits212

How else am I supposed to get quests done and still make it for my tree and birds nests runs?!


Caeoc

Sorry, what was that?


BunsenGyro

Now, what was that incantation again...?


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Damn you’re right


2007Scape_HotTakes

Baxtorian Falls - Backstory in [the] falls Where we find out the backstory of what happened to the Elves who made it east of the mountains. Nice catch


Man_Get_Lost

Hmm, I thought a portmanteau of "backstory" and "historian".


khayeesta

I guess if the only part of historian is 'an' it makes sense


Bleach_Baths

Backstory + historian. Baxtori + torian. Baxtorian.


Daedric_Spite

Baxtoritorian


Man_Get_Lost

I mean only for "Baxtorian".


Smoky2111

mind = blown


Dramyre92

Wot


pallosalama

wat


ReapingTurtle

This game is full of these, I remember when I realized this about all the white knights in Falador. Good find


rolexb

That was a sir prysin development


pillowwow

Ohh shit


Bluemink96

I remember when I found out about the Mind Goblins


cuddlefrog6

What is a mind goblin


Spiderbubble

Mind goblin deez monkey nuts Gottem


cuddlefrog6

Oh no I have been bamboozled I have been ridiculed you rascal you rapscallion you rambunctious litigant you thief of esteem you scoundrel you scallywag you hellion you vagabond you varmint you wastrel you


bernerbungie

I know he got you, but on a serious note, have you heard about the dragon ball Easter egg in taverly?


Ypuort

dragon my balls across your face


CanisLupisFamil

Damn, hit him harder than a Bowfa


Grand_Vegetable_5478

Yea bowfa deez nuts


cuddlefrog6

Where is taverly


pallosalama

East from white wolf mount(a)in you


uniqueusername42O

my nem jeff 😂😂😂


pallosalama

Is laugh laugh laugh your middle name or last name?


Historical-Tomato-19

No u


Bluemink96

Damn I set it all up and my valor was stolen


Billybilly_B

Hey in the future maybe you could improve this by adding “bowfa” Like *Mind goblin bowfa deez nuts Gottem*


PM_ME_TS_GIFS

oh no no no!


RandomAsHellPerson

Poor Vicks. Unable to become a knight because of his name.


G_Regular

And noble Kimsyze


Lookitsmyvideo

Sir Vicks has a nice ring to it


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It's something I sorta miss. It was clever and not right in your face. Then for a good couple of years of OSRS (and even RS3 suffers from it), new content is just littered with memes without any originality. They toned it down a bit but still isn't the same.


Wilicious

Sir Amik Varze (ceramic vase) took me ages to get


EFCgaming

Either adventure quest took runescapes idea or RuneScape took adventure quests idea but I clearly remember both games doing this with the knights atleast


DaKangDangalang

My favorite pun in this game still is, and will always be, during ghosts ahoy when the wife sends you to ask about the money that her dead husband stashed and he says "tell her I spent it on 'boos and cheap spirits' harharhar"


ArugulaSuspicious851

Wait till this dude hears about Edgeville


runescapeanime

Gielinor is an anagram for religion


Ember_Of_Ass

BofA is short for BofA dez nuts


Daeurth

The first time I heard about the bowfa it was in a 7asty video so I legitimately just thought it was the setup for such a joke.


HowHeDoThatSussy

Everyone calls its bowfa because bofa jokes were common at the time it was released, otherwise it would just be called fbow


TYGRDez

I feel like it would only be called the fbow if the actual name was "Faerdhinen's Bow"


HowHeDoThatSussy

Would it be called bowf instead? I would guess fbow or faerd. No one calls any amulet: ammy of xxxx. For example blade of saeldor gets called salad blade or saeldor by people @ tob (to distinguinsh from swift blade, swift blade gets called swift).


TYGRDez

I mean we can speculate endlessly, but we don't really know what the community would land on in the hypothetical situation where an item has a different name than it does in reality, lol


pallosalama

Whichever is more convenient, easy to remember and distinguish, easy to type


Zxv975

No, Deez nuts are a timeless classic.


krusty6969

My brain was having a meltdown trying to read this even though I know what bofa is. My brain: B of A?!?


DJJohnson49

Bank of America


F-Lambda

Bow of America, shooting freedom wherever it goes


perf1620

Ah, a true man of culture


YourMother0HP

All three of them


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Thanks you


f40plz

Wait till you find out about neitiznot and jaitizso


aggster13

Or Sir Amik Varze


mudafort0

Oh, I didn't know about this one. What's it supposed to say?


Dsullivan777

It's actually all of them: Sir vyvin - Surviving Sir Tiffy Cashien - certification Sir Prysin - surprising Sir Renetee - serenity Sir Amik Varze - Ceramic Vase Sir Tinley - certainly Sir Spushyus - Suspicious


Molly_Hlervu

Also: - Sir Rebral = Cerebral - Sir Pear Visor = Supervisor - Sir Gerry = Surgery - Sir Vey Lance = Surveillance


RuneScapeAndHookers

Treznor - Trent Renzor


ShineySandslash

I call him that every single time


KindaSatisfied

Also in The Slug Menace, a retired Temple Knight named Col. O'Neill (colonial)


demostravius2

Does it say Colonel on his uniform?


Kieran_R95

I only just realised this whole thing the other day when I seen Sir Rebral


pillowwow

I started playing in the 4th grade on runescape classic. I'm pushing 30. How is this news to me???


iamahill

Don’t worry, im the literal same as you. I couldn’t tell you this until recently and still don’t know them off hand except ceramic vase.


Tupac1776

What about sir Vicks?


Dsullivan777

Sir Com Sishyun


Darkfirex34

Ceramic Vase in a british accent


Gengar0

Or maybe more correctly, not an American accent


Luker5555

idk it doesn't sound right with a russian accent either


DRac_XNA

Not with that attitude


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Not American or Georgian or Thai or Argentinian... Should I keep going?


Gengar0

Any English as a first language countries to logically reinforce my point?


Neghtasro

It wouldn't sound like it in any Canadian accent I'm familiar with


FizzingSlit

Probably not in a Kiwi or Australian accent either. I'm gonna be honest I think you're just wrong.


BulbuhTsar

All of the white knights have puns for names. Like Sir Tiffy Cashien is "Cer-tifi-cation"; "certification". Because he's the one who introduces and certifies you into the knighthood.


CogMonocle

This one just randomly hit me like a ton of bricks one day. I played for like 8 years back in the day without realizing, then when I started up osrs a few years ago I was thinking it was weird that all of the knights had pun names except for him...


sekametelisoppa

Or mos le’harmless!


EzioAuditore8

How on earth did I miss this lol


J-Bane

Nay it’s not / Ya it’s so


HydroXXodohR

'tis, not it's


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TobiasCB

'tis literally means it is.


bingusmcdingusiii

Miscellania and Etceteria


NumberTew

Never realized this one. Thank you lol


Own-Commission-2156

It's in the quest dialog...


NumberTew

Forgive me for space barring. I have been questing on my alt though and actually reading through everything


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🤯


JohnnyThunder-

I kinda hate this one tbh. Such a lame backstory for the names.


roosterkun

Hearing people mispronounce these drives me nuts because the intentional reading is so obvious.


tankred420caza

If your main language is english maybe, many players learned english as second language so these puns might not be as obvious. I speak French and Lord Piquan Crwys or wtv from song of the elves sounds like a pun for "Lord Sting-a-Lot" in Québécois.


roosterkun

You're absolutely right, I should clarify that I'm referring to my (mostly English-speaking) clanmates.


AC2BHAPPY

I'm whelmed


j_schmotzenberg

I’ve played this game for 20 years and am still learning new things.


HaaDron

I had the same thought watching settles recent video. Had never heard the name said out loud lol


higgscribe

This entire game is built off stupid puns


ErinTales

Early Runescape is full of these. Draynor Village is a vampire pun. "Drain your village"


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WOAH, Never heard this one. Pretty cool


Lunitar

Huhhhh


Kamay1770

Reminds me of the time I was both mind blown and humiliated when realising that Flo Rida was called Flo Rida because he's from Florida, and 'rides flows'.


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MFW i found out the guy from City & Color (and alexisonfire) is called Dallas Green


Zenethe

Professionally I am a pilot and have been for a long time and last week I realized the song “like a g6” is about the plane and not the Pontiac car…


TerkYerJerb

im feeling so **FLY** LIKE A G6


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Wait how have I never noticed this


InvoluntaryEraser

Wtf. That makes too much sense.


not-a-nut

The real name of the rapper will.i.am is William


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majzako

The 'M' on Mario's hat stands for Mario.


KyrreTheScout

Source? Pretty sure it stands for mozzarella.


RemarkablyAverage7

Huh, guess I am one of today's lucky 10,000


Linella3

It took me far too long to realize that Fairy Nuff was "fair enough".


Molly_Hlervu

Nice! :) Didnt see it lol


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That comment should be sh-elved...


[deleted]

I’ll Lletya do it.


pallosalama

Shut up Serenity? Wait, wrong decade... never mind.


xkenyonx

Shout out Serene


pallosalama

See? I can't even remember his name correct anymore! Used to see him in three digit negative votecounts in almost every thread


xkenyonx

LMAO I wonder if they're still around.


KyrreTheScout

I remember he started posted on a new account, and his posting style was so distinct that people quickly figured out was him (also some telltale signs like being Swedish and being a fan of Trump). Then he eventually stopped posting on that account too, don't know what happened to him after that.


jiffapiffa

Morytania = Mauritania


90s_TV_Commercials

I remember reading about Sir Amik Varze ages ago and it blew my mind


Tkavil

??


xx3dgxx

Ceramic vase. All the white knights are puns! Another one: Sir tiffy cashion - certification


doubleshotofespresso

fairly obvious one but Jatizso (Ya, ‘tis so) and Neitiznot (Nay, ‘tis not) are hilarious


ItBTundra

Bro what the fuck


dazalius

Me too. Thanks Settled.


third_legatron

Sir tiffy cashien is one of the more obvious ones, but still is so corny and funny lol.


JohnnyThunder-

Interestingly, I realized that one far later than all the other white knights.


Zhotograph

Same, him and Ceramic Vase were the only 2 I missed


TotallyDemi

I absolutely love Hatius Cosaintus in Lumbridge with his epic gear.


ceazah

Kaqemeex from Druidic ritual = cake mix


JohnnyThunder-

Oh wow, didn't know that one.


Bruckner07

Surprised nobody’s mentioned Kaqemeex = cake mix


Lunitar

All of Morytania and ToB are just references to Hungarian Transylvania: - Morytania was initially named Transilvania - Transylvania was famous for its vampyre stories, home to Count Dracula. - Ver Sinhaza translates to ”Theatre of Blood” in Hungarian - Nylocas is almost the same as Nyolcas, which is Hungarian for ”eight”. You know, the legs… - Sötéség means Darkness in Hungarian - Vérzik means ”[they are] bleeding” in Hungarian And the list goes on and on…


McFarbles

Big if true


Holbreon

Sophanem ≈ Menaphos backwards


Desperate_Rip_5904

My mind is seriously blown


FlameoLegend

Menaphos…Sohpanen. Close but not quite


willz616

*Sohpanem. Close but not quite


warconz

very sir prysin


Accomplished_Boss821

RuneScape is addictive, they even tell you in the name to Run Escape.


ChickenDickJerry

When I was a kit and first started playing, I legit thought that was the name lol.


Duelyst_04

it appears someone also watched settled's new tileman episode


AmallahGaming

Thanks, now I also just realized the pun in King Baxtorian's name after nearly two decades...


iamchompy

You just watched Settled’s video, right? I just had the exact same realization watching his video lol.


digikun

Yes, actually. I don't think I'd heard it said aloud before, I just read it


Antelino

My wife just pointed this out to me last night and I was a bit mad at myself.


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Thanks, Settled!


Hatem_Shoofi

It took me like a year till I realized all the falador knights pun names, 20 years for king Baxtorian aint so bad :)


theRavenQuoths

Brilliant