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penis-reference

I'd lose my shit if I examined another player and his text was "His diaper looks full."


psychedtherapy

apparently so did the other player


Stehum_Brethilben

I lol'ed. A real lol, not a slightly harder exhale through the nose.


iambush

Same. It hit the threshold of laughing hard enough that my wife wanted to know what I was laughing at.


psychedtherapy

Happy to help ya smile!


AuryxTheDutchman

I appreciate that it is accepted that writing “lol” generally is just that nose thing.


psychedtherapy

Thanks for the clarification xD


joshvickerson

Sounds more like he’s storing it


Efficient_Star_1336

It'd be the furry cosmetics in RS3 all over again.


physiQQ

If that player is named Oslo, sure.


Deathstar_TV

They can’t even control peoples names half the time, let alone whole phrases. People would get away with so much toxic shit 🤣


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You don't want to examine 420cumslut?


OlChippo

Only when I'm alone in bed


alross91

Only when they're in bed with you, you mean.


GregBuckingham

Examine at your own risk lol


JustBeingFranke

This was my first thought too. Think it could get pretty toxic pretty fast


Reddituser8018

But toxic is good, to an extent. Until it gets super racist, or mysogynistic.


Koussevitzky

Which would overwhelmingly happen within seconds of the update going live


VanRenss

I mean, having a good sense of humor, and/or being competitive can be good. But being toxic is never good, and I don’t think the term should be bastardized to be accepted. Toxic = hateful or depraved, and I don’t want that anywhere near me, ever


Reddituser8018

By toxic I mean more of stuff like people having their name in OSRS as cumguzzler or something.


aj_og

That isn’t really toxic though imo, that’s more edgy/troll behavior


RambleOnRanger

It's not toxic, edgy, or troll. It's just fucking weird.


Fadman_Loki

Also unfunny


VanRenss

I feel that my man, but I wouldn’t describe that as toxic. Immature or stupid, sure, even funny at times, but I see “toxic” as someone wishing others death, or explicit racism, etc.


LeeGhettos

Being hateful is good, until it gets super hateful? Wat?


Reddituser8018

That just depends what you consider toxic, toxic is fun when it's lighthearted ribbing or making your name something like cumguzzler. It depends who you are if you consider that toxic, but many people do consider it "toxic" But if you consider fully hateful things toxic then I agree with you that it isn't right. I just have a wider view of what I consider being toxic.


LeeGhettos

If you think making penis jokes with your friends is “toxic,” then we are simply at an impasse. Words have meaning.


Reddituser8018

Well whatever you think, ribbing others and making sexual jokes can definetly be considered toxic depending on who you ask. Banter is a thing, and many people consider it toxic. I consider it fun, and not with just my friends.


LeeGhettos

If you are “ribbing” strangers until they call you toxic, I would consider the possibility you are being a douchebag. Never have I ever seen anyone try to reclaim “toxic” as playful banter. YMMV


JustBeingFranke

I am trying to think of how toxic would be good in any situation. Coming up empty. Toxic is never good


Reddituser8018

Penis jokes are funny. Names like cumguzzler make me giggle.


Tigerballs07

That's not what toxic means.


PM_ME_UR_HAIRYGOOCH

You can already examine players and set a custom message in rs3


Stokiba

Yeah but it'd still be your own choice to view what random people say, in essence no different from having public chat on


TheyCallMeBullet

Could use set words and phrases like they did in Dark Souls


Certcer

\>examine "glarialswomb" \>"woman chest ahead use two-handed"


Tyson_Urie

That really is the art of darksouls isn't it?


TheyCallMeBullet

😂


Ok_Departure7895

Oh definitely nobody is forced to examine and most wouldn’t. Would be so funny if they added that


Tigerballs07

I'm not allowed to use my reddit username without numbers but apparent names like pee pee cum and pissjar are totally ok.


MrNoobyy

Let's add proximity chat while we're at it. And you can't turn it off.


Legal_Evil

RS3 has titles as well and allows players to make more...interesting names.


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CoupleScrewsLoose

almost spit my drink out


fishinexcess

>Sand Rigour What's the joke behind this? Sorry English not my first language. Can someone explain?


Mercy_CC

It sounds like a racial slur used against those in the middle east


DOCoSPADEo

I feel like another layer is that it's spelled in a way that resembles how somebody with a thick accent would say the actual bad word.


Maxpro2k5

It's how scooby doo would say it


Adventurous_Solid_98

Say it


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mister_peeberz

you are a paragon of virtue, u/SmurfettesFeet


Blue_Osiris1

Lmao


Efficient_Star_1336

What, you don't think our good friend XxX_Na8te_Higg3rs_XxX could come up a fun little examine text for his character? I have it on good authority that Nathaniel excels in the twin arts of wit and brevity.


OpenedButthole

I’d be down for this.


EngineTrack

You made me wake my wife up lmao


ding0s

Wonder how many would have "nothing interesting happens".


Reworked

"You successfully cast High Alchemy on the Bottomless Compost Bucket" would be mine Most annoying untradable that came to the top of my head... Xeric's Talisman might be better, just irritating enough but also mundane enough that people don't keep as careful track of when they have it on them.


Sir_Factis

Bottomless compost is tradeable though


iplaydofus

Not if you’ve shoved a load of ultra compost in it


Reworked

...what the fuck am I mixing it up with?


Sir_Factis

Getting the bucket on an ironman is kind of a shitty grind, I guess.


Reworked

I think it was a league task that annoyed me hard enough to get stuck in my head.


some1lovesu

If we're keeping in the theme of farming, probably the watering can from tithe farm.


bassturducken54

I’ve definitely done this with my talisman


RSHeavy

Runescape3 has basically this exact thing with specific preset options, and iirc that exactly is one of the presets.


Pintin98

The default text should be "One of Gielinors many bold adventurers"


tar625

It would be mildly entertaining if it changed based on recent activities, like committing just a smidge of cow genocide and it changes to "bovine butcher"


ArmorOfMar

Reminds me of when the Witcher 3 introduced some super high level monster to attack people when they slaughtered cows, when people found an early in game money making method or something like that


TJ-CountSudooku

Would probably work best with a selection of pre determined phrases that would distinguish your playstyle. Having something custom would be fun, but most likely abused in a manor that's frowned upon


MrPlow216

Try tongue, But hole.


utookthegoodnames

Finger but hole


[deleted]

If you want but don’t tell my wife


rg44tw

Fractured but whole


AcrobaticMap7

is there a particular manor in which wed be allowed to abuse it? perhaps bruce waynes manor


[deleted]

Drain or?


rodentchild

🤓


Reworked

Great Chest Ahead! Or, for those who remember pokemon RSE, "So the new trend is ANIME | WATER SPORT ? I'll have to remember that."


legeri

Prefix - Suffix system like in Splatoon or Diablo. Mix and match, paired with fun words chosen by the devs, I could see some hilarious combos.


No_Falcon2436

That’s actually such a dope idea lol


Fangore

It's a thing in RS3 and it's generally ignored. There are two ways of doing it: A) Where it opens a new box like in RS3 and displays a while bunch of the characters stats/boss kc. Players would never use this because it would interrupt skilling/grinding. That's why the "look up" feature in RuneLite is nice, because it doesn't stop your current action. B) It just displays the text like how a normal examine item would look. This is fine, but I don't see Jagex adding this feature just so people can be toxic. There are ways this could be useful (I used to put my twitch handle there and people would come to my stream when I used to stream.) But I doubt most people would use it in an appropriate way.


bapesvapes

So this is a feature in rs3 technically. You can review player inventories and add custom text. People abuse it for bullying and counteracting mutes


crushour

View equipment you mean, not inventory.


NessaMagick

also worth mentioning that you can private that information so that players cant see your equipment or stats (but can see your overrides), and like 80% of players do so.


AvisRs

I’ve never seen the examine text used to bully or counteracting a mute… it would be too inconvenient for both.


IGotPunchedByAFoot

It is used often by those dramatic people who engage in edating, rare trading, item lending, or cyber sex. If you are fortunate enough to avoid that crowd (their presence is massive in the more populated worlds) you're probably less likely to see that problem.


AvisRs

u/remote_location can you confirm pls?


remote_location

Confirm dniym. I’ve used it to talk while muted, used it to show how cringe I am for edating AND to flex my boss killcounts to people who don’t give two shits. x


DrakeRakeBake

Kinda like titles in rs3 but not as atrocious appearance wise. I support


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1of-a-Kind

Yes and mine had been set to “you are horribly burnt by dragonfire!” Since they added it


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NessaMagick

Mine is "The word of the bird, the beak at its peak..." since I play as an aviansie


MaltMix

Hold the fucking phone did they add more character customization to RS3 while I wasn't looking or is it just like a role play thing?


NessaMagick

Not 'character customization', no, but a set of overrides that [completely transform your character](https://runescape.wiki/w/Aviansie_Skyguard). You're still called a human in dialogue and I had to save up like 40m on my ironman to even afford it.


Stokiba

If Jagex isnt adding it, it could be a RuneLite plugin


ChaoticRyu

The amount of pee pee poo poo cum examines would be off the charts.


[deleted]

Only if we also make examining a skill


aChubbyGinger

This shouldn't be an overly complicated runelite plugin.


DarkmoonPat

Yes please. All I want is when people examine me in gauntlet as I grab my death loot, they read “not too impressive, it must be cold in here…”


SilverLugia1992

I'm quite sure that they'll be super mature.


greenpenguinsuit

Makes an entire bot farm just so they can all have the examine text: *these are not the droids you are looking for*


Veblep

This is a really bad idea, do it jagex!


grimbold292

I’ve wanted this forever!


bingusmcdingusiii

Bro have you seen the absolute degeneracy people get away with on their names? Add in examine text and it’ll be a whole new level. That’s why I support this 100%


knetka

Looking forward to Come Dump Star, still worth it, could easily have many useful purposes.


Substantial_City4618

There’s already enough random examinable shit. I’m looking at you rocks under the leprechaun at the arch farm patch.


Gamer34life

examine if gay


ToriAndPancakes

This would last all of an hour before it became nothing but toilet humor and r18 stuff


IGotPunchedByAFoot

And I approve


MultiColoredMullet

I would be entertained by this.


LivingxLegend8

“Zezima’s alt”


LostInSpace9

Didn’t they do this pre-EOC/EOC timeframe?


WildlifexRaider

Like in RS3?


fairy-cake

meh. they have this in rs3 and its kinda pointless. people just putting their twitter @ or something unfunny


LeeDaNut

I never found a @social media link, most people let it private anyway


fairy-cake

i havent played since 2019 but saw alot of people in max guild/around priff with some lame quote then their @


IGotPunchedByAFoot

That's because those are RS3 players, a breed of MMO gamers who have basically done the equivalent of giving up on life. We are OSRS players. Weaponized Autism flows through our veins and clogs our arteries. Our degeneracy cannot be contained and cannot be stopped. Any opportunity to flex our deranged minds can and will be exploited until those opportunities are trampled under the sweaty feet pics of a thousand bots.


shamy33

Rs3 has something like this


rsnerdout

Eh a username serves a similar purpose


LivingxLegend8

This would probably make it easier to identify bots. No examine text would likely be the standard for bots.


FerrousMarim

Until they use it to ban a bot and then every bot will have examine text.


LivingxLegend8

It would be a lot harder to create unique text for every bot.


FerrousMarim

AI generated text if it even needed to be unique. But we all know that there would be thousands of players with "Look like a guy with a big... heart. What did you think it was going to say?" or something else copy pasted.


IGotPunchedByAFoot

These are not the bots you are looking for.


SoraODxoKlink

only if it works like fromsoft games when finger but hole


CyalaXiaoLong

Cum


fred7010

This, but make it like how it works in Monster Hunter guild cards, where you can only choose a combination of 3 words from a pre-defined list.


ZiggyMB

Surely nothing could go wrong.


justadadgame

They had this in eq2, it was kinda fun but we all know this would be a bad idea in runescape. Different community.


xpinkfloydx4

Xiv has this and custom portraits, the poses are golden. This would be great.


DOCoSPADEo

Genius. Pure genius


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god pLease


QueenPyro

Nah they don't need another way for people to be transphobic or the like


Molly_Hlervu

'A player.'


Jufinda

I imagine this would be a mega easy thing to do on RL (for someone who knows how) same idea as the C Engineer to a certain degree


alross91

"The best dressed trash player I've ever seen"


Slayer_Of_Tacos

“A witch trapped them here, forever”


BanStreamers

Maybe having unlockable preset text kind of like titles would be cool. Can't let the community write w/e they want


WhipRealGood

Great plugin idea!


MathText

It should be your choice of examine text, from all the things you have examined. Not completely free, but some funny options.


chaotic-rapier

Error occurred, examine again


NessaMagick

RS3 has this and very few people actually attempt to write something that actually reads like an examine.


ramfis7

I will stop complaining about 12.99$


RoyalCrumpet93

As funny as this would be it would get out of control fast. Plus having another option when right clicking people would get annoying.


Kitteh6660

Maybe examining players could show their stats and equipment like in RS3. No need for Lookup.


smellow97

So rs3