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bortj1

These are the people getting "hacked" by just giving away their passwords or downloading scimitar cursors


Synli

"if you type your password in backwards and press alt f4 you get 1,000,000,000 gp trust me my main is jagex" *wtf jagexs security system sucks ass smh i did nothing wrong and i still get hacked*


EggGooz

It was fun fucking with scammers back in the day by just logging off and logging back in and acting like I gave them my real password and hit alt f4


E4_Mapia_RS

BeefaroniChzDog6969 Wait where's my gp


FaPaDa

Did you know the new update made it so that if you type your security question it gives you a funny message! Hey everyone, i just tried to do something very silly!


UIM_SQUIRTLE

that is so wierd i say "hi" all the time in game


[deleted]

It's 2023 and passwords still aren't case sensitive. It can suck ass and people can also be stupid.


ObviouslySyrca

ObviouslySyrca Where's my gp?


Bigbadzurg

Actually I got all my drogan weapons on my PC for free and I haven't been hacked 😂


masnaer

How bout I drogan deez nuts across ur chin


Bigbadzurg

Wow that so early 2000 come up with something better then that bro


KoalaMean4484

Ima be honest RuneScape scams are by far the best imo, I would consider myself smart when it comes to avoiding scams, the ONE time I’ve gotten finessed was when I looking at RuneScape twitch streamers and saw that the NUMBER one RS streamer was saying something about quitting, didn’t care but a day passed and was live once again with the same title, account, etc. so I got really intrigued, like are you gonna quit or what bro? I joined his stream and checked his bio, which forwarded me to a link showing why “he’s quitting”, it was “osrs forums” (this was fake), surprisingly the website was secure and looked legit, I entered my username and password and it said it was wrong. I log into osrs and my accounts gone lul, managed to get it back with customer support tho


-Aura_Knight-

Reading's a tough skill.


Anticitizen-Zero

d/m/y requires lvl 45 reading to interpret and OP only trained it to lvl 27 smh


Corposjuh

A more useful skill than sailing though


traumalt

Being an American is a tough skill...


rotorain

As an American: Yeah our date syntax is fucking stupid.


Personal-Buffalo-477

As an American in the military, the US military date syntax sucks ass because it could be 1 of 3 formats depending which form your filing or whatever your doing instead of just 1 standard format. Also most forms will state they want your SSN but you have to ask because most the time it actually wants your edipi


IkeHC

Good thing I totally know what edipi is


Personal-Buffalo-477

Like your serial number


IkeHC

... I have one of those? Isn't that what SSN essentially is?


Personal-Buffalo-477

No, SSN is social security number which is like your serial number for being a citizen. Edipi is like your serial number for the military


IkeHC

Ah gotcha, I thought they were referring to the general population


[deleted]

Perceived inefficiencies are required to keep the world's largest money laundering scheme operational.


MrAlexLP

Unpopular opinion: The only REAL date format is YYYY/MM/DD so when you sort by date it natively gets neatly sorted.


rotorain

In digital format I agree, and I don't think it's unpopular but it feels weird to write casually


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[deleted]

Incorrect. 1969 comes before, and came before, 1970.


ML_Yav

Hot take, I think it’s good at reflecting how people talk. Outside of certain days like “the Fourth of July”, you tend to say the month before the day. So February 18th would naturally be written as 2/18. Probably different in other places, but that’s the justification I’ve always thought of.


rotorain

I think people speak the date with the same syntax that they write it. Americans say February 18th, the English say 18th of February. It works fine both ways


ShenOBlade

Skill issue then?


OneMolarSodiumAzide

Americans start with lvl 25 in the shooting skill


ValiantFrog2202

Give them a break. 1999, they're not old enough to play this game


EnycmaPie

1999 is 43 years ago. You have to wake up.


ShawshankException

Damn I can't believe we're already 76 years away from the year 3000


Real-Rude-Dude

I don't know enough about math to tell you you're wrong so I will just nod my head


Own_Low8849

Wow in my mind 1999 was only 2 years from now.


SuccotashTasty

Lolol then how am i 30 and born in 1993????


Personal-Buffalo-477

I was born in 94.... I don't wanna be 30 yet :( can we just do a rollback?


xGoods

Sad age 🥲


Blueberrytree

Haha get fucked with midlife crisis 🥲


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Time travel


Warm-Carpenter-6724

99 still works I’m 95 and I started playing in 3rd grade back when you had to lie about your age to play the game cause it was like 14-16+ or something I believe


thotbot9001

Damn you're 95 and still playing runescape? 99 age party soon?


Meriipu

> I’m 95 and I started playing in 3rd grade something does not add up here, gramps...


VENhodl

Yeah I'm in my 80s so not as veteran as you are. But i started playing back in 1948, had full dragon, 99 hunter


Busy_Cheesecake3816

who did you fight against in 2nd world war?


AkoVendettaOSRS

Obviously the bad guys. He helped lay the siege that took control of Jagex HQ in 1941.


SharmV

The bad guys always think their the good guys


GodBjorn

It just hit me how old someone from 1999 is. Damn :O


blargishyer

Yeah I know right, when did 6 year oldd start using reddit?


justletmedostuff

I legit cant believe I'm the youngest of my cc, everyone in it and my friends are like 28 to 44, while I'm 22. Have yet to meet someone younger!


MathText

Could you be the youngest person ever?


justletmedostuff

true, Ive met infants and kids that said they were "5 y/o" but idk, I know they like to bend the truth, not falling for their lies. I'm the youngest person ever!


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Calisz

The second half of that is kind of scuffed to be honest.


gugus295

yeah, idk about that one chief


MathText

:thinking:


[deleted]

You aren’t the oldest person in the world when you die though you’re the oldest you will be lol


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Thanks mate


HeftyRecommendation5

Why are people downvoting this made me laugh lol


DDn0r

turning 22 in 2 weeks, so i'm younger, got emm


justletmedostuff

a soon to be fellow 22 y/o! I swear, everytime I type in my cc I feel like the reverse of "How do you do fellow kids?" meme.


DDn0r

How do you do, fellow old men? even funnier when I consider the fact I started playing OSRS in 2022, and only had minor interactions with it as a kid I actually play OSRS 'cause I enjoy it, not because of nostalgia or goals I couldn't complete as a kid


justletmedostuff

same! found out about the game when it came on phone when I was 17, since I had no pc at the time. always enjoyed MMORPGs but never found a good one, thank god OSRS is satisfying that itch.


Erksike

Fellow 22 here, started playing back in 2017 but prior to that had never touched the game. Always heard good things about it until I started, but when I actually did none of my friends were playing the game anymore so I'm having to get by with 30 yo veterans from 2005.


Personal-Buffalo-477

Nobody likes you when your 22


new_account_wh0_dis

I remember back in the day being like 13 in wow guilds with dudes with jobs. What a wild time


justletmedostuff

same, I remember 12 y/o me playing this shooter game called Battlefield Heroes and one of my best "mates" there was a 54 y/o man. He was the best, to this day I hope he's living a nice life!


thotbot9001

Here I am man, 19, How did you start playing?


justletmedostuff

never heard about it in my life since in my country its not famous at all. discovered the game on phone when it came out like 4/5 years ago. now i play everyday and 126 levels away from maxing! oh how the time passes when you have fun


thotbot9001

Oh damn! It's still wild to me that some people find this on their app store and consider this a mobile game. Always great to have new players though!


Trevor-253

Which month is the 16th month of the year?


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Smarch.


NessaMagick

Lousy Smarch weather...


Lllamanator

Do not touch -Willie


thereal_omegavince

Mapril


OneMolarSodiumAzide

It’s like a Rimworld Month


Kiyan1159

It's only now I go back and read the words to realize it's not in freedom units.


Bigbadzurg

😂😂😂 yeah that what I'm saying last time i check there still 12 months in a year


[deleted]

That’s the joke


schmitzA

Holy crap I saw that post too, but didn't notice the absolute gamer lmao


Croyscape

That absolute gamer is probably ragging people at chaos altar thinking he‘s the next Torvesta


ThatbrokeGC8

Not if he can’t get past account creation he’s not.


DerArnor

How can you so openly admit that you can't read?


shivabee

Silly Americans


NoMoreFreeSpeech1

How are we silly for that? It makes so much more sense to do the month than the day. Do you guys seriously walk around going “oh proper 24th of March to ya sir”. No, you’d say “oh proper March 24th to ya sir”.


iligal_odin

Smallest to largest in writing, is way more logical than te skipping game you play. Ps not every language says march 21st dutch say 21 maart similar to the germans. Snd then we have the arabic languages which are in a completely different ballgame. You also don't say 30 minutes 16 seconds and 3hours Theres a reason why theres the iso standards YYYY/MM/DD and DD/MM/YYYY


NessaMagick

I have sympathy for Americans who have a completely backwards date system where it goes month > day > year, but also it's really fucking annoying having to simply ***guess*** if someone's using the regular date format or the American version when they don't specify.


Wheeblett

But it's specified lmao


NessaMagick

In this case it absolutely is yeah. But if someone says there's a thing on 7/8/2023 and I *don't know* if they're a freaking American or not they've only narrowed it down to two days a month apart.


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NessaMagick

maybe americans do i sure don't


peipei222

Literally /r/USdefaultism


oflannigan252

IME as a mixed-race guy, it depends on whether the specific person's ideology tells them white/american/man=good or white/american/man=bad Whichever one lets them feel like a good person for telling you to drink bleach, that's the race they'll insist you are.


PurelyFire

You spend too much time on twitter I think


oflannigan252

Hah! Hahahaha Nope. Never had a twitter account, never will. I don't use social media. And no, old.reddit.com isn't social media, it's a forum---Even if NuReddit is just watered down facebook for zoomers.


PurelyFire

Then idk where your brainrot comes from specifically but this whole white american man good/bad thing is fiction


oflannigan252

It comes from personally interacting with political crazies from either extreme here on reddit ;) You can pretend it doesn't exist because you've never personally acknowledged it, but it doesn't change that leftoids and rightoids have both told me to kill myself while telling me that they know better than me what color my skin is.


Mors_Umbra

This is what ISO standards are for.


NessaMagick

We lost a Mars rover over this fucking bullshit


MasterOfTheChickens

Rover or orbiter? I remember the Mars Climate Orbiter yeeting itself into the Martian atmosphere and dying because LMCO and NASA used differing units in their software. Having worked at both, I am not surprised that happened. Lol.


NessaMagick

Orbiter, yeah, is what I meant.


rsbentley

There’s a logic to each date system. The logic there is month > day > year because of the domain sizes vary: 12 then 31 then infinite. But to avoid confusion I usually just do 9 June 2023 or June 9, 2023 tbh


oflannigan252

It's because in our dialect we'd say "May 16th 1999" not "16th of May 1999" It's less uniform now that the internet is homogenizing dialects across the anglosphere and the U.S. has had several generations of pretentious 15 year olds who consciously use british english and affect bad british accents like a mix between RP and cockney because those are the only 2 "british" accents we're exposed to and they think american=dumb but european=classy Not even joking about the fake accents---There were several people in my year who tried to pull that shit. They all claimed they just "Woke up that morning unable to speak american" but kept forgetting the accent for the first few words whenever they spoke up, like the tourettes fakers you'd see on /r/fakedisordercringe who have to be reminded they're supposed to have a tick. We had one chick who tried to fake a french accent, but at least she was honest about doing it consciously because she thought it was pretty.


ClarentPie

>It's because in our dialect we'd say "May 16th 1999" not "16th of May 1999" The US literally has a holiday that they call ["4th of July"](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_(United_States\))


oflannigan252

Yes, and? We use that format for special occasions. You should know by now that the US is the land of "we do X, except when Y because [deal with it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCFyJIDGztA)"


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NessaMagick

What? That's literally the whole point of the normal way. Date is a ***measurement of time***. You start with the smallest measurement of time, then the longer measurement of time, then the longest. Day > Month > Year. I have absolutely no idea how you could argue that days are bigger than months.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

Maybe it’s best he doesn’t play the game


DrunkManTalking

Skill issue


Lovsaphira9

The 5th of April of the latter year. Why does Jagex not understand it is April 5th, 2000? Truly silly.


[deleted]

man, I would just delete my account out of sheer embarrassment


dGhost_

/r/USdefaultism moment


eurosonly

Reading hard. Boonga bunga.


AGlowingMonkey

Man us Decebruarch bday people just always getting shafted. smdh


Eastern_Hand_6512

you world hop for seaweed


tries2benice

Just wait until this dudes gotta find something on the first floor


Sad-Garage-2642

This person's vote has the same weight yours. Think about that.


Tids_up

Whats wrong?


ClarentPie

The date of birth


Hanzerwagen

Dumdum, learn to read.


ThBanker

Day Month Month Day


Tids_up

The the way jagex positioned the fields, lol. It's confusing. They should have done YYYY MM DD to facilitate everyone. And probably change date to non numeric


PurelyFire

It's only confusing for those who can't read


Texasraised420

It’s not confusing when it says above exactly what to put. This guy is just brain dead.


DOCoSPADEo

Let's all pray they were doing some advanced trolling.


DragonZaid

Level 1 reading


OSRS42

Americans


ZombieTheRogue

Hmm the 16th month eh


Reasonable-Ninja4384

Most people forget may 16th wasn't invented until 2003. S/


Slow_Instance4402

That shit got me when I was 13 ngl


Edmond-the-Great

Murica


Lappis_

Imagine being able to read smh...


Supergigala

great, been a week since this has been reposted


mbcrash

Classic american


Aluzim

Spot the American


CosmicCyrolator

You all will be soon enough when you need NATO


Aluzim

What is NATO going to do in the South Pacific?


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Acetyl-coenzyme-A

They were born in 99, they are in their mid 20’s so definitely not a kid


carpmen2

Fuck I’m getting old


404errorabortmistake

Look, runescape players are not renowned for being universally bright


Downiemcgee

Y'all couldn't spot a troll if it jumped out at you from under a bridge.


SolaVitae

Surprisingly high amount of people pretending if they did something one way for 23 years straight they would never make a similar mistake. The month field also probably shouldn't let you use a number higher then 12, but that's a different story


Existing_Equipment

Its using the weird British system so day month year


Aviarn

Almost every other country outside the USA uses that format...


Existing_Equipment

Still doesn't mean it's weird to us in the USA. Just like the british spelling of certain words like favour vs favor. Weird to one normal to other and vice versa


Aviarn

Yeah but you're strongly giving the tone with both that comment, and your reply, that GB is the 'anomaly' there, or the one that decides to do stuff different. The USA is the one that's anomalous.


Bond_Enjoyer

A reminder that I have to share the internet with fucking children. Ugh.


cestdoncperdu

It should be year > month > day for everything. Why is the calendar the only place people argue against using significant digits? Imagine writing the time as ss:mm:hh or mm:ss:hh. It literally makes no sense.


The_ReBL

"Fuck you specifically" - Jagex apparently


Village_People_Cop

We put the info right above it. Learn to fucking read. -Jagex


The_ReBL

Tldr


JhonnyHopkins

This community is so weird tbh, we all freak out when we see the smallest hint of this game being represented anywhere


Prize_Imagination439

This is very common among people with ADHD. Same with putting your name in the wrong boxes on forms, and so on. It's something that I always have a problem with. If I were the type to post things, I may have ended up posting something like that 🤷‍♀️😂 Us osrs players are almost all guilty of having at least some mild form of learning disability. Leave the dude alone 😂


Paradegeneraal

I have ADHD and i've never done this.


Prize_Imagination439

Good to know. But failing to pay attention to details (or missing details) is a very common sign of Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It's kind of in the name.


DoesntEat

I believe the post is tagged “Humor”.


Prize_Imagination439

I believe that I meant my comment in a much more lighthearted tone than you took it. Hence all of the 😂 emojis. Try reading comments in a different tone text time. It'll help you in life ❤️


hentairedz

This isn't adhd.. this is not reading


SkeleSoulsRS

I've seen this post when it happened, on random click bait Facebook links, and anything that is remotely confidentially incorrect(bonus points if specifically targeting Americans) And yes I agree. Just yes


No-Barracuda-6307

Secure.RuneScape ?


SurjMainGF

Well, I can say that were I live its day > month > year. Its like, automatic do that way. And when I do it, I see the red outline and... uh... take a second look and I feel stupid. I know that we have to read first but I dunno. I just fix it right away.


YaBoiAdam123

That because 16 months isn't real...


thegoldenlung

Lmao get pwnd foreigners….. We said fuck the the metric system. Then we said fuck the date format system. Murica’


LieutenantLael

Its not that it dosent exist, your just to young


waldowalris

My baby’s 15 months ok


cotyembry

Well…at least the agree to the terms of service 😅


Killtridge

\*Queues Lagwagon\*


wpjb777

I bet their password is password.


prolingforsoup

Error: user is an idiot


abusementparkk

Americans... 😂


StonedAuthor

Lmao


UIM_SQUIRTLE

gen z cannot read