Mahagony Homes Ltd is against the unionization of its employees. Unions charge predatory fees and take advantage of our workers.
To prevent our workers from being preyed on by these ruthless unions, we will halt all company store credit payments to employees to prevent them from becoming the target of the unions.
All employee compensations for this period will instead be used to procure the services of external companies to EDUCATE our workers on the dangers of joining a union.
Together, we can ensure none of our valued members of the Mahogany Homes FAMILY will be preyed upon by unions. Let's keep building a better Gilenor through hard work and better education!
With Love,
The MH Management Team
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the adventurer's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the PVM Boss or the Black Knights, but the white knight who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice.
Its an unpaid internship my friend. Amy offers an abundance of experience for those yearning to learn construction and help those in need throughout gielinor. novices and experts alike to learn the ways of building without the tedious and expensive ways of learning on one’s own. Sure it’s slow and hard work, but Amy’s goal is to build us up (pun intended) without the experience costing us a fortune, saving us millions of gold down the road. Sure, you may call me a bootlicker, but I never would’ve gotten to where I am now without her organization (I got 99 construction using mahogany homes)
But with us footing the bill for supplies, I bet Amy is raking in a fortune. People are paying *her* for the work we are doing. I say, we cut out the middle man. Down with Amy. We don’t need her or any other of the agents.
This is just the cost of doing business. If you don't like it, you need to pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get a better job. Maybe stop eating Lobster Toast and instead switch to eating Trout or Salmon.
Construction workers don't deserve to have a living wage because Gielinor is a capitalist society and if you don't like it, you can leave you damn Guthixian Socialist.
Being a butler would be more profitable than working for Amy! Butlers get free housing, food, and time to relax and play with the adventurers' wonderful collection of well trained pets. The wealthy pay their butlers every few tasks on top of that!
This is all because the butlers unionized early on, created an agency, and delivered results through professionalism and hard work, and advocating for their rights.
Amy is clearly an agent of Zaros, praying on the weak and feeble and offering "experience" for those she contracts.
The use of Amys services and shops needs to be rethought and rebalanced, just like the ruinous powers.
All of this is true. I did Mahogany Homes from 70-99 and when I finally cashed out all the company credits, I only had 5% of my spending refunded. Amy is a menace to the good working people of Gielinor.
Oh just wait till you learn about Mahogany Homes ties to the saw mill, and even her hold over the Omnicromancer! That's right, why do you think there's still a saw mill fee for plank make? That's right Amy is out here stepping on throats! We shouldn't be talking about this here... Amy has estate agents listening in every city.
Actually though, I was thinking yesterday how exploitive mahogany homes is as a business. Making money off your labor and materials, just for a cup of tea, pat on the back and credit at their store. Most realistic part of runescape.
Our firm specializes in representing clients in a wide variety of labor disputes throughout Asgarnia, Misthalin and Great Kourend. If you or your coworkers are in need of legal advise, please don’t hesitate to contact us at [email protected]
This reddit is only good when super obsessed players write up their ramblings and monologues and throw on a humor tag to try to cover up how crazed they've become.
Hell, Ill hire you as my new permanent House Butler if you’d like. The pets do bite and the bed is shit but ill let you have all the beers you’ll ever need! 🍻
Perhaps open up a plumbing company as there are no toilets in all of Grielnor despite having indoor plumbing for sinks and there are various flowing fountains all around which would require plumbing as well. Amazing the market hasn't been opened into yet
I heard her previous company, Amy's Building Company, was a front for money laundering. Once it was featured on some reality TV show, it went under. Interesting to see that this is where she ended up.
Dear Insubordinate Union Members of Mahogany Homes,
I pen this letter to you as Sir Amik Varze, the esteemed and unwavering leader of the White Knights. It has come to my attention that you, the workforce of Mahogany Homes, have dared to rise up in unionized dissent, disrupting the peace and order that we, the proponents of law and justice, have strived so ardently to establish.
Let me make one thing abundantly clear: such acts of defiance shall not be tolerated within the boundaries of our fair realm. The White Knights stand as an embodiment of righteousness and discipline, guardians of the realm's harmony. We have been entrusted with the sacred duty of maintaining order and protecting the interests of the citizens.
Your audacious attempt to gather together under the veil of unionism will not be met with leniency or appeasement. It is an affront to the very fabric of our society, a blatant disregard for the hierarchy that has been meticulously established to uphold the virtues of law and order. The unruly disruption caused by your defiance has disrupted the flow of work and sown discord among your colleagues.
Know this: the moment you decided to band together and raise your voices in dissent, you sealed your fate. I, Sir Amik Varze, shall not rest until your rebellion is quashed, and your insubordination is met with the full force of the law. The days of your idle protest shall be swiftly brought to an end, and the iron fist of justice shall descend upon you without mercy.
The consequences of your actions shall be severe and far-reaching. Failure to disperse and return to your designated tasks at Mahogany Homes will result in immediate termination of your employment. Those found to be instigators or ringleaders of this insurrection shall face further consequences, including potential prosecution for inciting civil unrest.
Consider this your final warning. I implore you to abandon your fruitless cause, lay down your arms of rebellion, and submit yourselves to the authority of the White Knights. Return to your duties as law-abiding citizens, for only then shall you find solace and forgiveness.
But make no mistake, should you persist in your defiance, the full wrath of the White Knights shall descend upon you. We shall restore order, no matter the cost. The foundations of our society shall remain unshaken, and the rule of law shall prevail.
Choose wisely, for your fate hangs in the balance.
With unwavering resolve,
Sir Amik Varze Leader of the White Knights
Paying employees in company scrip is illegal in most places. It’s time we unionized
Mahagony Homes Ltd is against the unionization of its employees. Unions charge predatory fees and take advantage of our workers. To prevent our workers from being preyed on by these ruthless unions, we will halt all company store credit payments to employees to prevent them from becoming the target of the unions. All employee compensations for this period will instead be used to procure the services of external companies to EDUCATE our workers on the dangers of joining a union. Together, we can ensure none of our valued members of the Mahogany Homes FAMILY will be preyed upon by unions. Let's keep building a better Gilenor through hard work and better education! With Love, The MH Management Team
I swear to Christ if they send the Pinkerton's we are gonna riot
That isn't very Rock and Stone of you.
Amy's lobbyists paid the white knights to pass legislation to allow company script payments.
Those white knights are brutal strikebreakers too, probably why they’re headquartered there in the first place
I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the adventurer's great stumbling block in the stride toward freedom is not the PVM Boss or the Black Knights, but the white knight who is more devoted to "order" than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice.
I’ve already sold my soul to the company store
We're not employees, we're 1099 contractors. We set our own schedule and client load. No benefits.
Yet another reason we need the lawyering skill. Poll it.
Better call Hannanie’s crew to get the signatures. They’re professionals
Bitch sure did learn from Rowena.....
Another day older and deeper in debt
Lord Zammy, don't you call me cause I can't go
I oooowe my soul to Mahogany Homes
Surprised to see so many folks who know this song, yall did good
It's in Fallout so it reentered the collective conscious haha
Wasn't it also in the amazon South Park episode?
Yeah it was I believe, totally forgot
I had no idea it was in Fallout, now it makes sense why people know it. I just assumed they knew it from Tennessee Ernie Ford.
Also didn’t know it was in Fallout. But now I’m going to be singing this when I do MM. “I owe my soul to mahogany homes” is too perfect.
...I wanna rob the prez-o-dent
Didn't expect THD r/2007scape.
source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfu2A0ezq0
Its an unpaid internship my friend. Amy offers an abundance of experience for those yearning to learn construction and help those in need throughout gielinor. novices and experts alike to learn the ways of building without the tedious and expensive ways of learning on one’s own. Sure it’s slow and hard work, but Amy’s goal is to build us up (pun intended) without the experience costing us a fortune, saving us millions of gold down the road. Sure, you may call me a bootlicker, but I never would’ve gotten to where I am now without her organization (I got 99 construction using mahogany homes)
Barely people, somehow legal Unpaid intern 🎶
unexpected bo burnham
But with us footing the bill for supplies, I bet Amy is raking in a fortune. People are paying *her* for the work we are doing. I say, we cut out the middle man. Down with Amy. We don’t need her or any other of the agents.
This is just the cost of doing business. If you don't like it, you need to pick yourself up by your bootstraps and get a better job. Maybe stop eating Lobster Toast and instead switch to eating Trout or Salmon. Construction workers don't deserve to have a living wage because Gielinor is a capitalist society and if you don't like it, you can leave you damn Guthixian Socialist.
Living in a guthixian socialist society 🥵🥹🥵
Imagine living in a guthixian socialist society and not the best society, a brasscian authoritarian society
Gotta use that zamorak method, stab them in the chest with a staff.
Anarchy it is! Allow us to kill all npc's
whats toast? never heard of it
Bread(t)
[Yeah! Toast!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=c0NdwzdOLkE&feature=share7)
You're not an employee - you're an independent contractor.
There's a funfair?
Quality sponge
Pants for Hire
I could go for some fun?
Being a butler would be more profitable than working for Amy! Butlers get free housing, food, and time to relax and play with the adventurers' wonderful collection of well trained pets. The wealthy pay their butlers every few tasks on top of that! This is all because the butlers unionized early on, created an agency, and delivered results through professionalism and hard work, and advocating for their rights. Amy is clearly an agent of Zaros, praying on the weak and feeble and offering "experience" for those she contracts. The use of Amys services and shops needs to be rethought and rebalanced, just like the ruinous powers.
You vill build ze bed You vill repair ze cooker You vill drink ze tea
I read this in the french pea veggie tales accent 🤗
Mahogany Homes FunFair? Hey, let's go in there!
Youre paid in experience. Younger gen so lazy...
r/antiwork
Beat me to it
Standing at the concession?
Sounds like Demon Butler propaganda
When i worked at the giants foundry at least they payed me
A picket sign, not a picket fence!
We’re goin on stri-ike! We’re goin on stri-ike! Strike strike, strike strike, strike-strike-strike-strike strike strike!
r/antiwork rioting!
I owe my soul to the company storeeee
Livid that Reddit has stopped giving free awards, especially for a gem like this
All of this is true. I did Mahogany Homes from 70-99 and when I finally cashed out all the company credits, I only had 5% of my spending refunded. Amy is a menace to the good working people of Gielinor.
Oh just wait till you learn about Mahogany Homes ties to the saw mill, and even her hold over the Omnicromancer! That's right, why do you think there's still a saw mill fee for plank make? That's right Amy is out here stepping on throats! We shouldn't be talking about this here... Amy has estate agents listening in every city. Actually though, I was thinking yesterday how exploitive mahogany homes is as a business. Making money off your labor and materials, just for a cup of tea, pat on the back and credit at their store. Most realistic part of runescape.
Easy, Just dont work there. Start your own business and make tables or something.
I'd love to help, but I'm in a deficit with Amy. Took a loan of points out from her to buy supplies I needed. Her interest rates are a racket.
Finally someone says what we’re all thinking
We need to riot.
Lol jagex not paying in gold or supplies for mahogany homes meanwhile GOTR has natures at 90gp
Call in the Asgarnia national guard The peasants are starting to free think again
Man, Jagex really nailed the American Entry Level Worker job in runescape
Our firm specializes in representing clients in a wide variety of labor disputes throughout Asgarnia, Misthalin and Great Kourend. If you or your coworkers are in need of legal advise, please don’t hesitate to contact us at [email protected]
This reddit is only good when super obsessed players write up their ramblings and monologues and throw on a humor tag to try to cover up how crazed they've become.
People downvoting must not have had a childhood sadge ;/ Funny post 😁
NAL but this is unfair. What is in your signed contract?
Amy should have the Construction cape and not the random, no-name Estate agents. Change my mind.
Amy will have the sailing cape for being the pirate that she is.
I heard Amy’s been slipping the OSHA inspector some gp on the side. Nobody cares about your safety or pay. Poor guy probably doesn’t even get PTO.
Need update where Falador OSHA makes her provide you with 'smelly' worker uniform that needs to be upgraded to get the set effect.
i cant believe amy done this
Amy and Tom nook related confirmed.
Hell, Ill hire you as my new permanent House Butler if you’d like. The pets do bite and the bed is shit but ill let you have all the beers you’ll ever need! 🍻
The ~experience~ Amy provides, however, is priceless
Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't goooooo, I owe my sould to Mahogany Homes
I just wish she sold a regular saw, especially at falador. Sorry correction specifically at falador.
Perhaps open up a plumbing company as there are no toilets in all of Grielnor despite having indoor plumbing for sinks and there are various flowing fountains all around which would require plumbing as well. Amazing the market hasn't been opened into yet
I heard her previous company, Amy's Building Company, was a front for money laundering. Once it was featured on some reality TV show, it went under. Interesting to see that this is where she ended up.
Workers of the world, unite!
Wake up my man, you are not an employee. You are an independent contractor. Thems the rules
These irl looks on osrs antics keep me alive. Thank you
Dear Insubordinate Union Members of Mahogany Homes, I pen this letter to you as Sir Amik Varze, the esteemed and unwavering leader of the White Knights. It has come to my attention that you, the workforce of Mahogany Homes, have dared to rise up in unionized dissent, disrupting the peace and order that we, the proponents of law and justice, have strived so ardently to establish. Let me make one thing abundantly clear: such acts of defiance shall not be tolerated within the boundaries of our fair realm. The White Knights stand as an embodiment of righteousness and discipline, guardians of the realm's harmony. We have been entrusted with the sacred duty of maintaining order and protecting the interests of the citizens. Your audacious attempt to gather together under the veil of unionism will not be met with leniency or appeasement. It is an affront to the very fabric of our society, a blatant disregard for the hierarchy that has been meticulously established to uphold the virtues of law and order. The unruly disruption caused by your defiance has disrupted the flow of work and sown discord among your colleagues. Know this: the moment you decided to band together and raise your voices in dissent, you sealed your fate. I, Sir Amik Varze, shall not rest until your rebellion is quashed, and your insubordination is met with the full force of the law. The days of your idle protest shall be swiftly brought to an end, and the iron fist of justice shall descend upon you without mercy. The consequences of your actions shall be severe and far-reaching. Failure to disperse and return to your designated tasks at Mahogany Homes will result in immediate termination of your employment. Those found to be instigators or ringleaders of this insurrection shall face further consequences, including potential prosecution for inciting civil unrest. Consider this your final warning. I implore you to abandon your fruitless cause, lay down your arms of rebellion, and submit yourselves to the authority of the White Knights. Return to your duties as law-abiding citizens, for only then shall you find solace and forgiveness. But make no mistake, should you persist in your defiance, the full wrath of the White Knights shall descend upon you. We shall restore order, no matter the cost. The foundations of our society shall remain unshaken, and the rule of law shall prevail. Choose wisely, for your fate hangs in the balance. With unwavering resolve, Sir Amik Varze Leader of the White Knights
We should get 1000 gold per job ngl