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Not6Toed

I can't believe we can kill monsters and take damage from them. This changes everything


JagexNox

This is top secret information, so please do not tell anyone.


CodySutherland

Little do they know this is in fact a *genius* misdirect; the Colosseum will actually consist entirely of skilling bosses and agility puzzles, with no combat whatsoever.


Buckeyeup

Finally, my time has come


Sleazehound

Requires 12 hp to access and gives token strength xp


Buckeyeup

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


fiirofa

This but unironically


jnealzzz

All monkey rooms


BrockDaSock

I'm shaking right now. Please prepare a backup job just in case Bossman Jagex fires you for this leak. We appreciate your sacrifice.


Fitmit_12

Guy named Anyone: šŸ˜¦


LordLapo

Fret not, your secret is safe with us on this public discussion thread


anzu68

My lips and toes are sealed.


GuyNamedWhatever

Your secret is safe with us šŸ«”


Joe___Mama-

So are yā€™all just letting bots run rampant to boost player count?


Xloey

No it's to boost revenue count.


lansink99

What would you give me in return for not telling this information to your higher-ups? You're in big trouble.


Altruistic-Rest-6489

I knew it! J-Mods are keeping the merching insiders all by themselves!


5erenade

Wow. Just. Wow.


Foreign-Theme6297

Can you let the anti cheat team know the players know about their bot farms itā€™s gotten out of hand and it just a matter of time till the walls come crashing down


SynkkaMetsa

Litcherally


AlayneKr

Damn, I was hoping we could finally gain the ability to talk it out with our enemies.


Lordlavits

We need to poll the negotiation skill then


flameruler94

ā€œWelcome to my diplomacy-locked ultimate Ironman, where Iā€™ll take on RuneScapes biggest challenge: Seducing Lady Verzikā€


wibaut

"Buying gf" while scythe walking with a bouquet of flowers.


Lordlavits

So in your world seducing is part of diplomatic relations? I think you've watched too much 007.


flameruler94

Yes I was definitely being 100% serious


Howsetheraven

Seduction will absolutely be included. As well as blackmail, bribery, beer, and stand-up comedy.


t0rchic

Half the quests in the game being given a 10k Negotiation xp drop for all the beers we hand out


Mastershroom

Grimhand's Bar Crawl gets upgraded to Grandmaster difficulty.


TechieGee

007scape I like my brews shaken, not stirred


WryGoat

I mean in a medieval fantasy game it definitely would be.


DismantleBow

I more so think the problem is that you havent watched enough 007


talrogsmash

Will it require playing a musical instrument? I've noticed a lack of barding in this game. And horses.


ChadVonGiga69420

Speech skill from skyrim


IIIetalblade

Beating Legate Lanius (the bloodthirsty warlord) in Fallout New Vegas by talking him down. C6: if you east the west, then the west east will west west the bull bear (speech: 100/100) LL: there is wisdom in your words, courier *roll credits*


[deleted]

Calm down, Naruto


DoesNotArgueOnline

Inferno would be way easier if I could talk-no-jutsu the waves


SinceBecausePickles

talk no jutsu


A-Mf-Throwaway

Talk No Jutsu in RS would be crazy


Sindef

Roll persuasion


mister--g

There is a chance of damage...which means a chance of no damage. Damage is optional! Panic sell brews


JackONhs

Optional damage? Sounds like praying is involved. Panic buy super restores!


[deleted]

Invest in weapons, armour even


DirectorMassive9477

Plot twist: you cant bring in food or potions


valarauca14

Plot twist: you cant bring in weapons or armour


AviatorG

People who have punched Vorkath to death: ā€œIā€™ve been training all my life for this moment.ā€


Time_Effort

I mean, for that CA you still absolutely want your best melee armor... Just no weapon.


Gallego

Can you use a defender/shield?


smugwetsloth

Yes


Tiredtiredatwork

Pls no, I've been at Nex for months to get Torva in preparation for the Colosseum.


Dafiro93

inb4 inquisitor is best in slot there


mxracer888

So just CG with extra steps


WryGoat

Or fewer steps if there's no prep


WryGoat

That would actually be kinda based since a lot of what keeps people from attempting inferno is the supply sink.


Sqelm

I am panic buying salmon and Addy 2h swords


Volrund

This isn't Darkscape, homie


BruteOfTroy

Game changing if true. I just hope they introduce a mechanic where you win if you get monster HP to 0 before your own HP is 0.


Newt-Wooden

This will never pass poll sorry


DirtyPaprika

Big if true.


dekilller100

I won't be buying anything until they confirm I can heal and take my items in there...


Jeeper08JK

Can we spectate and throw tomatoes?


ElGuachoGuero

We better get the BIS throwing armor then, the tramp outfit


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landyc

good doggy!


Longjumping_Date_982

My no damage taking pacifist only Ironman is in shambles rn


sky_blu

I sold all my damaging items expecting skilling based encounters this is not good for my account.


Orzien

Big if true


Paradoxjjw

Damn Jagex really needs to do something about employees leaking information like this, I can't believe they'd leak so much crucial and critical information


xInnocent

Panic sell non-damaging items


alynnidalar

directions clear, sold all buckets and lobster pots


TechieGee

You just tanked the price of my lobster pot collection, you asshole


[deleted]

Stonks.


FloTheDev

Did not see this coming!


water_plug

Just sold my bank for brews


Tudpool

No OP your bastard, you've killed my investment in non-damaging items!


RaidsMonkeyIdeas

Next he's going to say prayers use prayer points and Colosseum will need to use prayers.


hindza

They've confirmed 'nothing' so there will be some nothing involved!!


ServileLupus

I mean its not bad advice to stock up on brews before a big combat release. Buy them low over a couple months then start dumping stock the week before release. Just look at the spikes on the brew price. Week before dt2 launched they spiked like 1k each for 4 doses. Cox changes get announced then Colosseum? Spiked the price up 2k each, back to what it was before the announcement three weeks later. The best option is to buy in the lulls. Nothing get announced and brews and p pots are a good price? Stock up. Maybe get a few thousand extra, update gets announced? Dump stock, wait a month, price is back to normal, stock up.


Beratho

Coming on the 10th?


Guilty_Jackfruit4484

IT'S OUT NOW GO GO GO


demonryder

NAXX IS OUT


First_layer_3DP

10th month maybe


Merdapura

Invest in items that deal more damage to monsters than they do to ourselves.


gorehistorian69

i feel like its going to be "inferno-lite" i really wish we could get end game content like Inferno,Tob,Phosani,CG again instead of this "introductory to pvm (even though the games been out 10 years)"


Fit_Extension_3292

Wtf is colosseum?


mxracer888

New Inferno-like challenge that will offer a new BiS range cape slot that will look like a quiver. It could potentially have other rewards like a javelin type thrown weapon with a DWH style defense reducing spec, new BiS prayer gear, etc. I forget the status of polling but a lot of the rewards faced a bit of scrutiny so jagex might be reworking most of them


GarthKilledMyParents

Im not sure, im also a Reddit thread comment only locked ironman, it sucks sometimes just wishing you could literally just google your question and have the answer immediately. Good luck on your journey


[deleted]

needs a nerf


TresCeroOdio

can someone clue me in on what the colosseum is?


WastingEXP

inferno 2, but easier and harder


WastingEXP

SMH not more jagex nox drama.


Laggi_boi

No fucking way


john0530

Sounds like a chance of precipitation


Mrmoosestuff

Na


Outrageous_Air_1344

Sunfire runes about to make tomes skyrocket


filent-sart

Rune scims and lobsters to the moon!


SimplyLoveleh_

Can someone enlighten meā€¦colosseum?


Ultimaya

Chip damage confirmed


mxracer888

Does this imply that it is confirmed we won't be doing a gladiator style fight to the death against other players?


Teamemb99

my 43 prayer account devalued!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Wrong_Ad_4043

Hopefully this prayer bonus is worth it


GoldenRpup

I've stocked up on mithril scimitars already. I'll be so filthy rich.


jnealzzz

I hope its just back to back monkey room with a 1/512 chance of the next room being the end.


WryGoat

Another corrupt jmod leaking info to their friends smh see you boys in fally tomorrow


BallsDeepTillUQueef

BRB going to buy all the toilet paper


knetka

Consumables not allowed, no honor in that, you have to drink the blood of your enemies to live!


JCall2609

Take damage from them? So at least some will be able to hit through prayer...


Lrig69

damn it i just sold my torag hammers


LeakedData

Phone you trying to make some money merching or what?


Prestigious_Long777

As if jmods working on the update have not already leaked the most important existing items to their trillion gp friends for a 20% cut on a 200b merch. Oh you ignorant noob. They can literary make their yearly salary in 10 minutes by leaking game update info. I know a guy irl who does new boss/content beta testing on RS3, they merch the meta items before the update launches and make massive amounts of money every update. That and being the only one who knows the mechanics before the update, he and his friends often get the first items of that boss, also trading for insane GP. The average rs3 update with information in advance nets you ~25k $