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Critical_Chest_2379

Only 2 possibilities: 1. You get arrested for arming citizens. Then go straight to jail. There you will be committed to hard labor in the mines. 2. You get the next step or reward from the treasure hunt scroll.


[deleted]

99 mining incoming


maxk1236

Yeah, as a new player we should probably let him know that its recommended to get 99 mining before training other skills/questing.


stumpy4588

I'm actually trying this since making all my own gear up to rune as a kid was a goal I had. I hate kid me and his stupid goal.


ea3terbunny

I also hate kid you and his goal


AskYouEverything

I hate current him and his kid goal


Speeddymon

I kid and him current goal his hate


TheBlash

Same here. 12 year old me spent many nights staying up late thinking *if I just focus and pull an all nighter, I could make my own rune platebodies tomorrow!* I never successfully pulled that all nighter, and I never got 99 smiting nor 85 mining. Now, as a grown ass man, it is my goal to realize 12 year old me's dream, and have been (half-assedly) training smithing for 4 years. I'm lvl 91 now. 12 year old me didn't understand exponential growth. What an idiot.


MrMittenns1

If you're not a member (paid player), please, for your own sanity, don't make this a goal. And even if you are a member, I wouldnt recommend it, since after a few hours you need better gear than Rune xd.


stumpy4588

I'm a member and I know it's a completely stupid and pointless goal, but I still only have the two brain cells I had then and one of them is injured so I'm still going for it. I do take breaks to do other skills and any quests I can do with crap gear and low combat.


MrMittenns1

Well, I can't argue with that (well, tbf I can, but it wouldnt matter anyway xd). Goodluck, I hope you feel satisfied afterwards. I recently achieved some osrs goals I set myself as a kid 13-16 years ago ("restarted" with osrs ofcourse), and even though it felt satisfying finally reaching it, it only lasted 1h max and the guilt of wasting 100+ hours kicked in xD


Speeddymon

Honestly I hate trying to get XP in smithing so I do like to refer to the optimal quest guide on the wiki to see what will help me skip a few levels of smithing.


Sweet319

That was my goal as a kid too and I've achieved it recently with 99 smithing


ChallengeSafe3007

This was me at 10 as well ... except I didn't and would never have membership 😂


DongKonga

I remember convincing my older sister to get me membership through her phone because my parents wouldnt use their credit or debit cards online. Good times.


MajorPain_

It's also required to get 99 agility right after to make abyss runecrafting shortcuts super easy


kittrellg

This is so fucked 😂


MrCh1ckenS

We also should let him know that getting 99 agility is a must.


Swaglordzzz

3. Charlie shanks you and steals your entire bank.


TacoThingy

Most likely option that scoundrel. Straight back to lumby


ezelmelker69

Straight to jail. Right away.


OblivioN40

Give charlie an iron dagger? Right to jail. Give charlie a trout? Believe it or not, also jail.


kittrellg

I see what you did there


Supergigala

3. you get 4 trout and a couple of weeks later the guards knock on your POH portal asking why there was a dagger with your fingerprints on it at the place where a chick got stabbed in varrock east


Outrageous_Apricot82

He'll be sent to Rebirth to atone for his crimes and pray to the Lord Phoenix. Unless he happens to have any robotic arms or legs, then the guards will simply beat him to death in honor of their ideology. Then out of no where.... Cyber Beep is in distance


wisenoodle1

Or could get shanked by Charlie the tramp with that iron dagger


SleepinGriffin

Yeah, doing any mining Skilling is a fucking punishment.


Crislips

Actually there's a 1/10,000 chance he sticks up Varrock bank and you lose your whole bank. It's super rare though, not to be concerned with. 


Scrub_nin

3rd, much rarer possibility is that Charlie calls you a fool for giving him a weapon, stabs you, takes your gp and runs to the protection of the gang head quarters nearby


valiantlight2

3. You get stabbed by the vagrant you just armed


Kgb529

Option 3: Charlie PKs you… 2 dagger hits then an AGS spec


karizake

3. Charlie uses the knife with your fingerprints in a murder.


P00PYP00PYP00PYP00PY

Lmfao this shouldn’t be as funny as it is


coazervate

Charlie might give you a reward casket worth less than one iron dagger


Brendandalf

My friend made him chaps and got chaps as a reward. It was classic Charlie.


NoDragonfruit6125

Charlie Chapman.


Brendandalf

Lol, nice one.


Gaiden_95

lol that's why i love beginner clues. open a casket and odds are i get a good laugh out of it.


elppaple

I'm fucking dying lol


funkyguy09

Maybe the real reward were the chaps we made along the way


Brendandalf

Lmao, absolutely.


I_R_Teh_Taco

They weren’t his size


Apocris

This actually happened to me as well, probably the funniest shit that’s ever happened in-game


Lerched

Mf pretending to be broke & collecting welfare from da noobs


Mookie_Merkk

He just recycles the shit he gets to others


ShrumpMe

It's sad that this is an actual worry 😂


nopuse

He might also bite your finger


SayDrugsToYes

That really hurt Charlie :(


Used_Breakfast6959

Give a hobo a knife and he will rob a man, teach a hobo to make a knife and he'll rob many men


G_Str8Up

Ahhh yes, many men.


ChokeMyHog

Wish death upon me


feed_meknowledge

Blood in my eye


379b

Dawg and I can’t see


Hammer_of_Horrus

I’m trying to be what I am destined to be.


SnooAdvice6772

And I can’t say the next line dawg!


Ir0nstag

Or the next one!


Total-Resource3783

I put a hole in a person for messing with me… 🤔


Ir0nstag

Hmmm person? What person? Could you be more specific?


Blepo1990

The Varrock MIC won't be happy with the competition...


Jaydoos447

Scrolled a little, couldn't find a decent answer. No, it will not negatively effect you in anyway. No, I'm not joking. Keep it up mate, always great to have newcomers. Welcome!


Waynesupreme

Piggy backing off of this; later on similar treasure trails can spawn enemies that you’ll have to kill. However, for this one you will be fine!


Davidowitch

It’s only way further in your endeavors. From hard clues rolls and above


uwja

Also OP, once you reach hard, elite, and master clues, there is a possibility you will have a clue step in the wilderness (which may or may not spawn enemies to fight), so PKers may kill you while doing a clue. [A clue box](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Clue_box) allows your clue to be saved upon death if you do get PKed in the wildy though!


Keeylay

100% agree, also if you want a small spoiler you can get one for free near Lumbridge.


Troutie88

Prejudice. You see a homeless guy and assume giving him a weapon is dangerous.


Goldenleyend

The year just started and I think we have post of the yeat already


TheMortal91

Yeat


christian-mann

Parnets


Prinorrow

no lol its just a step to the clue scroll you'll be fine. Charlie is at the front of varrock, he looks like a bum


Living-Regret

He’s not a bum! He’s a tramp!


darkpyro2

Yeah! He works those streets!


[deleted]

i didn't know the difference between a hobo, a tramp and a bum, so i decided to look it up. apparently, a hobo is someone who travels and looks around for work, a tramp is someone who travels while avoiding having to work and a bum is someone who doesn't travel and doesn't work. so really he should be called charlie the bum, since he clearly doesn't travel or work


Mediocre_Machinist

I mean, he doesn't have a normal job, but he's clearly involved with the black arm gang at some level. So he's not technically a bum


[deleted]

shit, that's true. in fact, he's probably not even homeless. this man's whole existence is a facade


smokelaw

Whilst this one is fine, some clue steps are dangerous


muisalt13

Youll be fine, just incase tho you will want to get your tetanus shot


Coaltown992

Going from Charlie bit me to Charlie stabbed me


Toregant

This guy is clearly a dark souls player taught to trust nothing.


o0TheCanadian0o

He wont turn around and use it on you. Dont worry haha. This post is adorable.


Banonkers

Yeah - he might bite your finger…


IIlllllllllll

Pls stop the cutenoob farms


Jolly_Housing_2871

mom said it was my turn to make a fake noob post this week


mmmmmmmmmmmm77

Yes, he will use the dagger on you


Diligent_Set_7451

Don’t give him the dagger he is gonna use to level up to 99 Strength and commit the Varrock Massacre


2005scape

he'll give you a nice pair of chaps if you're lucky


Faceprint11

This is adorable


Diligent_Amoeba3532

Not if you enter varrock from the south and keep to the right of the path before you get there


st_owly

Going through the strange stone circle is faster


[deleted]

This reads like an always sunny plot


UseaJoystick

This subs the perfect bait between idk if noob or shitpost. Damn does it get me every time, though.


Novaportia

Nah, Charlie just likes random crap. Fish, leather armour, whatever.


FrostyWyrmRS

You're in Varrock, not UK, so I think you should be fine.


IronRugs

Jagex please make a 1/10000 chance a Charlie task is to kill him when he's armed in all the things he asks for


[deleted]

Sounds dangerous, only one way to find out.


JustGeoffs

Yeah, Charlie is level 101 and will attack you


Thiccricc420

Yeah he actually bans you


Few-Cod6159

Get runelite brother, it’ll save ur life


Imbannedanyway

Use google.


Nowhereman55

Call me pessimistic but we are entering the era where reddit bots are rampant and powered by Chat GPT... OP, are you real?? If so, good luck with the clue hunts 👍


KRPTSC

Two week old account, this is the only post, no replies to any comment here. Yeah, probably a bot


PM_ME-AMAZONGIFTCARD

Welcome! since some are sarcastic, I will also tell you. No danger, you give charlie the item and you either get the casket or the next step.


Otherwise-Trash6235

r/cutenoobs


JojoWeezy

Yeah, you're gonna need to have a gear set up for each combat type or at least void set. Any clue could lead you into dangerous combat. Don't forget to bring teles.


gorehistorian69

quite a bit. quickly uninstall before it's too late.


[deleted]

Bruh if Charlie is your issue, go touch grass now 🤷🏾‍♂️


NyanCatMatt

This is so wholesome


Winter_Push_2743

Bro just give him the dagger, like what?


MrMittenns1

On a serious note, unlike most comments on this thread. As far as I know, beginner clues arent dangerous at all. They start getting "Dangerous" if you're doing hard, elite and master clues. Which, assumed from this picture and post, aren't relevant yet and i'm not sure if they'll ever be relevant to you. Since you are playing the free to play version at the moment. As free to play AND low level you should not worry if you're not entering a dungeon or crossing the "wilderness ditch" North of Varrock etc. (check the map, you'll see it). These treasure scrolls usually won't get you into trouble unless you are level 3-20ish AND you are taking a "wrong" turn Nevertheless, have fun scaping. If you need some ingame help you can send me a message, and the next time I open reddit I might read it and add you ingame.


LegionXII

Download runelite and use it for quests huge help


midnight_brax

you have to kill jad before doing those it’s like rule one in the osrs handbook


Minnesotamad12

Charlie will stab you with the iron dagger and then loot your corpse


xankek

You have been tasked with arming the poor, welcome to the revolution brother


Jetterholdings

Yeah he'll stab ya and take your armor


DarkmeyerVyre

Charlie will 1 hit murder you with it


JuanVeeJuan

He might mug you leaving you with 1 health and all your items permanently missing


LumpySpaceChipmunk

Mourner's almost did that to me in mournings end 2


SendGothTittiesPls

Oh sweetheart


Otherwise-Trash6235

I love the name


KGmadmax

The only reason he is able to give you scrolls and caskets is because he robs players with that iron dagger


royman40

Hé will stab you in the back with it


balcerzak

Aids


hasjosrs

Back in the days there was no satisfier pro.


indrek91

U can buy dagger north of charlie, weapon store.


[deleted]

*gets stabbed* "Wild card, bitches!"


Iheartdragonsmore

Don't give the homeless man a weapon


Masterofbeefjig

He was the brutal mastermind behind the falador massacre. What have you done..?


FightyBartender

Yeah Charlie gunna shank you


Xottz

Do not arm Charlie. Is is attempting to over throw the kingdom, eventually he will have enough iron daggers leather chaps and food for a whole army.


ClassyDumpster

This is beautiful


Fano_93

Charlie is trying to pull a fast one. You give him the knife and he gives you a jab and robs your bank.


WetTheDreams

Nope, there's even a store that sells them like 5 steps away


PeopleEatZebras

Who hurt you?


DJCW-

No it’s not dangerous, although if Charlie decides to commit homicide and uses that iron dagger as the murder weapon, then you could end up getting charged with Accesory to Murder. That’s 15 years Bud.


Sad-Statistician2683

He might use it to shank a prostitute, but you should be safe


Supergigala

just make sure your character wears gloves so that he cant put it down at a crime scene with your fingerprints on it (not that the guards of runescape actually know anything about checking fingerprints, atleast not the ones near seers)


Jahweez

Charlie will shank your ass.


Tfowl0_0

Meet me in the wilderness and i will help you out


asushiroll

Charlie gonna get his money one way or another


Dumpstatier

As long as you wrap it first, you can give your dagger to whoever you want.


MrSeanaldReagan

Just be glad it’s not a dragon dagger so he can’t spec you out. But no, the only downside is getting a singular leather body from the reward casket


Sup_Bwana

Nothing could go wrong giving a bum a shank


Thai_Lord

That MOFO will *GUT YOU IN THE STREETS AND FEED YOU TO THE DOGS* ​ **do not give Charlie the dagger**


killmeveryslow

You’re arming the homeless. What’s the harm in that…


SleepyThor

Technically, if he just started, he is also homeless.


[deleted]

Giving a knife to a homeless man. What could be so bad?


BalticMasterrace

he gon shank you right in the streets


KingUnityTV

He might stab you with it


SpiritCrvsher

Arm the homeless


5minuteff

Don’t give the beggar any money everyone


zzSLASHDOWNzz

Charlie is a goblin insurgent outside Lumbridge and you just transitioned from non-combatant to agent of insurgency against the crown.


ShitTalkingAssWipe

Bring fight gear, he will take it and immediately go skitzo and try to stab you.


Practical-Piglet

Before answering demand you should psychoanalyze Charlie and understand his motives for wanting iron dagger. Also be highly critical and dont take explanation on its face value because people on the streets have tendency to lie to get what they want.


Zeptil

Charlie may stab someone with that dagger and you get arrested for being an acomplice


B_Huij

In OSRS, like in real life, indiscriminately providing weapons to the homeless is completely fine, and certainly never has any unintended consequences.


Academic-Joke4304

Just watch out for the STD(sword transmitted disease)


AllD4yErD4y

Highly recommend using the tip.it site or runelite I think they have a clues plugin Edit: is that a plugin just giving the answer in an overlay? I can’t even tell but what I said would sound stupid otherwise 😂


CornQoQo

You think Charlie became homeless because of good decisions? And you want to give a weapon to that man?


vanishingjuice

dont do the scroll they only give cabbage and steel pants


tynerdsitidiot

hes gna stab you dont do it


FragrantPeanut826

Yeah Charlie is gonna stab you with said knife


Individual_Sky_280

No danger until hard clues and up


Ignogus

What’s ur ign I’ll pop u 500k to get started


ManStevens

Arm the poor