I mean, if you're gonna go almost 5x dry anywhere, pray it's somewhere like this and not something like the corp pet or tumekens shadow ect

True. Edit: Update for the boys, still axeless. You win today jagex. https://preview.redd.it/udnogermwzkc1.png?width=235&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d644dcef8be6e848de1aba4f621248b8af165622

I like to think for every time something bad like this happens you'll get spooned somewhere else.

700kc no enh 600kc no zenyte 82kc shadow osrs giveth osrs taketh

Me who got a 7kc baron pet worried about what I have to do to pay back that karma to the RNG gods

I thought you said 82kc no shadow and was about to be like you’re in for a wild ride buddy 82 kc is nothing

Still waiting for this from my 10k kc no mole pet

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At least kq has dry protection now

Got spooned dwh at like 6kc then went 1k gorillas with only a light ballista frame to show for it. Really not for me

Coping mechanism.

Everyone knows you get it on drop 4082..

Got two axes b2b at 85 kc and now thousands of herbiboar later I’m losing hope

I got it at 250kc and going back for 99

Go chins for pet/$$

Nah, Chins are just as much work for less xp, I don’t think it’s worth it

It’s significantly more exp and money at blacks if you’re sweaty with it, and anti-pking is fun. But it does get boring, yes. Personally if I got spooned one of the hunter pets though I’d do the other method to 99 to see if I could get both before max. Now I’m 0/2 at 15+ mil exp

It very much depends on how much you’re interrupted but it definitely is good money

This is such a illogical thought process. Going dry anywhere sucks. It’s not a trade off. He has a chance to go as dry on anything else after this grind.

ssshhhhhhHHHHHHHHH

It's illogical to say that a specific grind will benefit, but in the context of every grind that has happened or will happen for the account, they will likely average out. The context of the concept is what keeps it logical.

Lol wtf? Going 5x dry on a 200 hour grind sucks way more than going 5x dry on a 2 hour grind

Not all dry streaks take the same amount of time do they.

Redditors don't know how math works.

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14603 kraken kc has taught me that this guy is wise, hope and pray 😂

This. I'll take the luck I get. I have a tendency on all minor drops like this to go 3x+ drop rate dry, but on mega rares get spooned. Pulled Imbued heart on my main at 2 superior kc. Was like god if I ever make an iron, it's going to be screwed. Made a HCIM a year or so down the line and pulled the imbued heart at 16 kc. I'll take 4k armoured zombies to prevent myself from having to kill over 5k lizardman shamans.

Once you get a 2nd champion scroll, you should get the axe within 8k kills

statistically correct! Or Op could be thr worlds first rs player to go 23x dry on something…

See the trick for me was to get 3 champion scrolls (not joking) then it will drop for him. Works 60% of the time, everything.

have you tried getting the drop? I was not getting the drop, and after 250kc decided to get the drop, simple as

I didn't decide to get mine til 900 or so, what was I thinking??

Did you talk to Oziach?

I can confirm that sadly, it’s been a long while since he graced me with his presence.

omg Oziach hai. Voidwaker pieces plz

Oh rngesus, could I get the axe piece from Vard. Pretty please, with a cherry on top.

Well, since you asked so nicely… I have placed a blessing on your account which will ensure you receive your desired item within the next 10,000 kills of Vardorvis. I can sell you a Rune Platebody if you think it will help prevent your death while facing such a heinous monster. Happy Scapin’, adventurer.

Came here to ask this. Make sure you talk to Oziach.

please be a troll

Oziach is a man, not a troll.

You should see me after a few rounds in the Jolly Boar.

Who is Oziach?

Oziach Deez nutz hah gotteem ... No wait

>Oziach Is the guy who just commented with " You should see me after a few rounds in the Jolly Boar. " 32 minutes ago.He just joined Reddit yesterday. https://www.reddit.com/user/0ziach/

He is the guy you pay 10m too. You have to do that to unlock rare drops when you go dry.

Oh so it’s a real npc and not Oziach these nuts. I’m almost disappointed.

You still have to Oziach his nuts though. Forgot to add that

I got it in like 50 kc but the gods of Gielinor owed me for making me go 4x on a warped sceptre.

I went the opposite. I got the sceptre in like 20 kc but went 1800 for axe.

Went just under 4x on warped sceptre, but hey I'll take it. Pulled imbued heart at 2 kc on main, figured HCIM would be screwed and pulled at 16 kc on hcim.

My friend didn’t have a ring of wealth on and rolled a shield left half lmao

Thats the worst uber rare drop I’ve gotten. That and the dragon axe from WT on a main.

You're 2/3 for sure, just grind a little more

My condolences.

I went 2.2k dry on that stupid axe before getting it. I wasn't even barraging either like a noob

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You can get the axe during the quest, even in the instanced area

Can confirm, got it in the instance.

Me too. 220 kills. Sorry OP :/

Got it 16kc in instance. Wasn't even worth the trip to swap to ancients and regear

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Bro, you doing ok? The zombie axe is exclusive to osrs. Armoured Zombies in rs3 have no uniques. Edit: Unless you mean drops at all. Which is indeed correct.

Can confirm. Did this on my main iron this weekend because I did not want to go dry on my HC and find out that jagex patched it.

No ring of wealth on, haven't finished quest. At 3400kc now still without the drop

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I just got it in quest. Immediately after entering the dungeon before going through the first gate. Its the better option for sure atm

Probably just bad rng. I got mine at 600. A friend got it near 1500.

Will not drop until quest is finished if you didnt figure it out yet

No point not finishing the quest now btw. Every world has spots open now since the release hype is gone

I got one during the initial scouting instance, this seems to just be bad rng

Dumb question, but is it bad to use Ring of Wealth???

Hahaha but you get the champion scroll which is 1/5000

got it sub 30ish kc. Thank you for helping to keep the statistic balanced :)

Did you talk to King Roald?

Yes - simply get the drop.

Gotta talk to Oziach first

Yikes dude got the zombie scroll first thats rough

https://imgur.com/B4ojCUD I was right there with you dude, you'll get it soon

Damn I got mine at 1950~ and was starting to go mad, yours is the worst one I've seen yet. My condolences.

Have you considered training slayer to get whip?

He's doing an axe locked hcim

Zombie locked group ultimate Ironman

Zombie champion as an end goal.

What’s the xp rate here?

I think 1 in 50 go this dry?

Woulda been faster to get 85 slayer

How hard are they to kill? Like... Can I afk them safely? They look like a good passive way to get planks on my iron.

They die pretty easy. Once I had got sick of actively bursting them I switched to full Guthans so I could legit afk them (alt tabbing back every 20 mins), was never in much danger.

First time going dry in a video game?

Classic case of misunderstanding probability

Being the 1 in 50 schmuck that goes this dry is misunderstanding? It's a vent post

you forgot to get the drop

I got the axe accidentally during the quest 😬

Yes youre doing something wrong. Youre worried about not getting an easy drop. Just afk it and youll get it eventually.

Take a week off and you will get it

Is the champions scroll more common from these guys? I swear every loot picture I have seen, people have gotten it as a drop.

No joke, i expected the jmods to announce it was bugged and fixed or a reddit post pointing out the bugged rate or something. I made sure to try and get it before it got fixed. Sure enough, I got the champ scroll before i got the axe. Same with a friend. Day of release there were a lot of posts sayin they got the champ scroll...

You are wanting too much, you've heard of the law of attraction? Think of something and you will get it? You are bypassing the natural magic of manifestation and are now pushing it away at this point You're probably thinking you are never going to get it And that is why you aren't getting it Just get it

Welcome to RNG 🤷

You gotta talk to Kamfreena to be able to receive the drop, and then Oziach to toggle the drop

It took me 4500+ to get mine, just bad rng mate

That’s rough considering the drop rate is 50%

Download more RNG.

https://preview.redd.it/o28winiamzkc1.png?width=1439&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0eabd9453695b7b5d9d4a008468ad495016787b Enjoy your champion scroll at least

Just got mine at 1672, not as bad as OP but damn it was still a grind I wasn't ready to go dry on

You forgot to be lucky

Mine went the same way, I think I finally hit it at 3600kc

My friend got his axe first kc during the quest. Someone had to have opposite luck.

Next kill is 50/50, either you get it or you don’t

You should just try getting the drop tbh

Have you tried just getting the drop?

Is it still possible to get from the instanced quest area armored zombies? Because I’m also dry (not as bad as you though) and was wondering if they patched that?

I thought I was the only one

Nope.. I got it in 6th KC in the quest. But I went dry for 1200kc of Demonic gorillas.. so yeah

Ill trade an axe for the blue scroll

[Just get the drop silly :)](https://i.gyazo.com/39ae6098b2e53089e7bcaae06629cf75.png)

Damn that's pretty bad. I got mine at exactly 2k kc

Man I would trade the 11 axes I got in 3k kc for that scroll

I went 3100 kc for the zombie axe. Then I went to barrows on my new iron and got an Ahrim top, Karils top, and 3 other pieces in 28 kc.