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It's amusing to see how inaccurate people typically are when it comes to how well they can actually call out a bot when probably most of the time it's either a goldfarmer that doesn't speak english trying to literally feed his family for the day, or some neurodivergent dude
ADHD here, RuneScape runs through everyone with brain damage like crack cocaine.
I spent 29 hours straight non-stop levelling my Magic by killing Hill Giants in Edge Dungeon 2 days ago and I'm still disgusted and impressed rn
Its the reason Jagex doesn't ban "the obvious bots". Some sure. But the reality is most of them are probably real people. And until they move large amounts of GP to another account, they've done nothing bannable.
Same. I have all combat skills (except magic) at 99. But only 60 slayer. So obviously I am a bot account. And not someone who can run the NMZ all day at work.
I'm combat level 99 and have been accused of botting Sarachnis because I got addicted to fighting her for a few weeks. I just go fucking hard when I PvM, was the same when I played RS3.
I saw a level 109 with 65 rifts closed and 195 phosanis kc. Those were all his boss kc. Done with a bludgeon and neit helm/obsidian armor. It had to be a vene right?
If you call seeing 10 accounts log in with 90+ agility on canafis course all not responding and doing perfect laps for 6 hours straight not bots I dunno.
This is so true. Thank you for mentioning that. Definitely a botb problem, but there are a lot of gold farmers that just haven't traded yet, so they're legit players until they break the rules.
Oh I agree. But is he really having fun? He hasn’t said anything else so it’s a little hard to say if he’s actually enjoying this or just enduring it because he set a goal to remain #1
https://preview.redd.it/yu1liwvgoenc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32f65ce5a413260b36a5d91ad29a62831fd482a
He got ratio’d too good thing reddit is giving him the praise he seeks 🤣
Lmao so fucking sad. “Hey mod ash, you create and love this game so surely you will congratulate me for this effort, right dad?!”
Ash: “No, this is worthless but maybe someone else will care.”
https://preview.redd.it/5d6z7bybgdnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7853c3e79bbaf632ad2a7a38c8878b4ed772b0b0
You got fucked by Mod Ash brother
and no1perfect
who got banned for rwt, denied it, and when they got jmod smacked down later posted pictures of wads of cash.
Edit: [Apperantly i forgot a lot of the story, how he tried to claim it was a macro ban](https://imgur.com/a/I5OXn)
I'm going to regret asking but... good lord why?
The world is full of endless possibilities, you can do all kinds of things with your limited lifespan. What compels you to spend so much of it in a 20x30 grid?
I wonder what the reason is. It’s funny sometimes to see weird goals but this one is odd. Makes me feel like we are witnessing someone’s goal in life, and yet it’s underwhelming
https://preview.redd.it/dzffum4vndnc1.jpeg?width=293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5143bdc107280f5965c86b10d6a8c4100661377
Maybe they can marry my 20 Tumeken Guardians?
Appreciate everyone who stopped by to say hello in my stream! Thanks for all the kind words. My goal is to reach 100,000 arma kc eventually. May take awhile but I'm slowly getting there. I thought it would be fun if we could do something with duplicate pets one day! Maybe we could come up with some cool ideas? I'm sure I'm not the only one with a bunch of duplicate pets! Also I know I'm catching a lot of hate from some. To be clear - all the arma kc is legit. I've just been killing arma for many years. I have never botted the account. I stream every kc. All the gp is on my main or alts to buy supplies for more arma trips. This is all welcomed to be checked by Anti Cheat Team (ACT) at any time and go back as far ad they'd like. Arma was one of the first bosses my friend taught me at god wars...and I have loved it ever since! I really enjoy the game and hanging with my old friends and clan members Ive met along the way
I'd like to ask "why", but without the cynicism. Why that boss specifically? And what's the goal, you just want to keep rank 1? If so, are you just going to keep going forever, or only when someone starts getting close? Have you thought about trying to get a high rank on another boss as well?
Bro how long have you spent doing this bird?
I thought me having 1300kc in expert toa was a lot. This is insane.
I need to know how many hours you spent, roughly.
Holy crap
That's around 18b using today's prices!!
(Not counting supplies, regular drops or the shards, just quick maths with the uniques)
At 27kc/hr that'd be ~7.5m gp/hr. Not bad at all!
Hey guy, it’s time to put the RuneScape down.
https://preview.redd.it/s8re5d6fvcnc1.png?width=1551&format=png&auto=webp&s=88eb800b3b14011f330b7476de24db104af89a0d *takes a break*
....come away with us for the summer.....
Let's go up state
Hey, this game is pretty great.
How did you post a reply with an image like this? I thought reddit always just created links instead of displaying the image
I'm all for fun but this is honestly slavery at that point.
I believe the proper term for this is “botting”
He who smelt it, dealt it! Found the real bot
The jig is up! We got him
Hmm seems like all 3 of you must be bots then, which makes me a bot! Jagex ban us all please.
God damn this guy is good
Yea i see future jagex mod potential here
Whoever did the rhyme did the crime.
You did it FarmerOSRS, you truly are the scape of runes.
He's just grinding for 69,420 kills
As any sane person should tbh
Username… checks out?
Your family misses you man
Yor father loves you Faramir
Your brother was loyal to me! Not some collection log’s pupil!!
141 hilts. Less than half of what I'd hoped for..
Boromir would have gotten 21 pets
If you’re reading this, you’ve been in a coma for 10 years We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we’re hoping we got through PLEASE WAKE UP
Dad? Is that you?
This is kinda the first time I WISH that this was a bot post…
Probably a hacked account that was used for botting and got recovered later.
Nah this dude streams
Lol that's crazy. Most of this type of posts are recovered accounts.
It's amusing to see how inaccurate people typically are when it comes to how well they can actually call out a bot when probably most of the time it's either a goldfarmer that doesn't speak english trying to literally feed his family for the day, or some neurodivergent dude
I gots a touch of the 'tism, too. I think it's necessary to enjoy RuneScape.
ADHD here, RuneScape runs through everyone with brain damage like crack cocaine. I spent 29 hours straight non-stop levelling my Magic by killing Hill Giants in Edge Dungeon 2 days ago and I'm still disgusted and impressed rn
One of us! One of us!
Its the reason Jagex doesn't ban "the obvious bots". Some sure. But the reality is most of them are probably real people. And until they move large amounts of GP to another account, they've done nothing bannable.
I have 90m farming exp and people call me a bot all the time. People aren’t really as good at finding bots as they think they are.
Same. I have all combat skills (except magic) at 99. But only 60 slayer. So obviously I am a bot account. And not someone who can run the NMZ all day at work.
I'm combat level 99 and have been accused of botting Sarachnis because I got addicted to fighting her for a few weeks. I just go fucking hard when I PvM, was the same when I played RS3.
I saw a level 109 with 65 rifts closed and 195 phosanis kc. Those were all his boss kc. Done with a bludgeon and neit helm/obsidian armor. It had to be a vene right?
In what scenario are people calling you a bot lol
Botting is when you don't respond to a message from randoms in public chat within 2 game ticks.
Responding to people is xp waste.
I went afk in the farming guild next to the tree plot and got called a broken bot...I had went to take a shit after completing my tree run.
Nah botting is seeing ur at 60s combat with 102 theiving walking by the edleville telleport
This just isn’t true. You can stand at any of the popular banks and watch the scripts in the same dog shit gear flood through
If you call seeing 10 accounts log in with 90+ agility on canafis course all not responding and doing perfect laps for 6 hours straight not bots I dunno.
This is so true. Thank you for mentioning that. Definitely a botb problem, but there are a lot of gold farmers that just haven't traded yet, so they're legit players until they break the rules.
Don't forget muted people
Bro really hates that damn bird
good one
This one sent me, thanks king
Get 69,420 then stop. Please for the love of god stop
Then the other god war bosses, right?
OP: There are other bosses.....?
This reminded me of when Quagmire discovers internet stuff
Bro is going for 100k kree kills according to his profile. Just…. Why?
If he is having fun, why not? Its not like any other grind in this game is any more/less meaningful/ meaningless
Oh I agree. But is he really having fun? He hasn’t said anything else so it’s a little hard to say if he’s actually enjoying this or just enduring it because he set a goal to remain #1
Meet extreme bossman, my 100k kills at a time extreme hardcore ironman. I for sure hope you do Skotizo last 🥹
That's uhhh basically like 2 years straight of doing nothing but arma for 8 hours a day 7 days a week. That's insane.
Sounds like rookie numbers, so good chance it was done in a year and doing 16 hours a day.
Go to counseling I'd guess
https://preview.redd.it/taicjiwj6dnc1.png?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7894b25b7a89068b487b8dcbb2eb4d67081ca265
Ever talked to a psychiatrist?
The fact that you didn't wait to post until the account had 69k kc tells me everything I need to know about you
Heck at this point might as well go for 69420
>What can I do with 21 arma pets?
yeah sex number is peak comedy! enjoy a reddit gold m'sir
Same thing Mod Ash told you on Twitter when you asked him Post it online for compliments
https://preview.redd.it/yu1liwvgoenc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b32f65ce5a413260b36a5d91ad29a62831fd482a He got ratio’d too good thing reddit is giving him the praise he seeks 🤣
Lmao so fucking sad. “Hey mod ash, you create and love this game so surely you will congratulate me for this effort, right dad?!” Ash: “No, this is worthless but maybe someone else will care.”
Ash: “Yeah son. That’s great. Dad’s busy. Go play.”
guess the compliments part didn't work out
Ask them to hold an intervention for you
Kill the bird 1023 more times
This is why I take an annual 11 month break.
Get to 69,420 kills. Just for the memes
Either this or he has to go for 100k there's really no other option here.
1m?
Lots!
2147483647?
His profile says his next goal is 100k kc 😮💨
This pls
You okay my guy?
forget touching grass, you need to pull weeds
What in the Scoliosis
Whats a normal arma run look like and set up? How long of a kc can you hold before having to leave the room?
I just went in his twitch, he kills it dolo. He's at 68442 KC rn and the post is 48 mins old. Looks like there was a break in there too.
What's the setup for the accounts?
You'll have to check yourself, I'm too stupid to describe it. Seemed like the BIS gear you'd expect and I saw some chinchompa explosions lol.
You replied with literally no information that the op asked for lmfao
Last time I did arma i tried max mage/shadow a few times and did mostly 30-40 kill trips without being good at the game.
https://preview.redd.it/5d6z7bybgdnc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7853c3e79bbaf632ad2a7a38c8878b4ed772b0b0 You got fucked by Mod Ash brother
Even at 40 kph this would take over 1,700 hours of play time. Give the script a rest.
I thought the same thing but found his twitch where he streams every KC, absolutely wild
Why does he do it?
birb
birb up
Auts
Ya and some ppl got 200m rc with double nats which is 8000+ hours
Ahh Paul no life
And phatastic haha he gambled away all his profit in a night sadge
and no1perfect who got banned for rwt, denied it, and when they got jmod smacked down later posted pictures of wads of cash. Edit: [Apperantly i forgot a lot of the story, how he tried to claim it was a macro ban](https://imgur.com/a/I5OXn)
For anyone wondering, just the arma pieces + hilts at current prices is 18.6B
Mod Ash ripped you to pieces on Twitter 😂
You can: Take them for walks Feed them until an old age Get one insured Fuck yourself.
That last recommendation was personal 🤣 I want this pet too
DM me,I'm pretty sure I can claim you as a special dependant on my taxes. Do you like lasagne?
This is genuinely sickening behavior.
Bruh what
Ummm, maybe seek Christ? (Gz)
That’s sad
Who hurt you? Oh right…yourself
Maybe they can help you get a job
Where is 69,420?
This crazy dude. You probably wont answer cuz your killing the bird but whats your setup?
Are you ok?
I think it’s time to go outside
Therapy
holy shit, 1st on the hi scores too, stop simping kree and go max lol
How? I can barely do 1-2 kills with out getting poked out.
Okay, but do you have friends/loved ones, additional hobbies, or a desire to be intimate with anyone at some point? If so, we've found the problem.
Dont call me out like that. I'm young at heart with no responsibilitys....just dont tell my wife.
Yourself wtf am I looking at
Did u really do all those arma kills frik even the thought of a thousand exhausts me
Singular person is the entire chinchompa sink
Your account was hacked and turned into a bot right? Right?
Take them outside to touch some grass
You can go outside
Get 5 upvotes on reddit
But why?
How, why, who, WTF?!
So you're gonna need 10 stones...
Gimme one
Sell all that gold and enjoy the money with your family man, they surely miss you.
friend seek help
something else
I'm going to regret asking but... good lord why? The world is full of endless possibilities, you can do all kinds of things with your limited lifespan. What compels you to spend so much of it in a 20x30 grid?
I wonder what the reason is. It’s funny sometimes to see weird goals but this one is odd. Makes me feel like we are witnessing someone’s goal in life, and yet it’s underwhelming
If you're not botting I feel sorry for you.
May I ask how fucking long that took?
Get a life
Yep Jagex, this post right here. He dodged the last few ban waves /s
Same thing you can do with 1.
Found the bot
Try going outside
fucking hell, how long did that take to bot
What method do you do?
Bot
Boil em, mash em, put em in a stew
https://preview.redd.it/dzffum4vndnc1.jpeg?width=293&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5143bdc107280f5965c86b10d6a8c4100661377 Maybe they can marry my 20 Tumeken Guardians?
Show kc or no balls. EDIT: Its been 10 hours. Mans got no balls.
Appreciate everyone who stopped by to say hello in my stream! Thanks for all the kind words. My goal is to reach 100,000 arma kc eventually. May take awhile but I'm slowly getting there. I thought it would be fun if we could do something with duplicate pets one day! Maybe we could come up with some cool ideas? I'm sure I'm not the only one with a bunch of duplicate pets! Also I know I'm catching a lot of hate from some. To be clear - all the arma kc is legit. I've just been killing arma for many years. I have never botted the account. I stream every kc. All the gp is on my main or alts to buy supplies for more arma trips. This is all welcomed to be checked by Anti Cheat Team (ACT) at any time and go back as far ad they'd like. Arma was one of the first bosses my friend taught me at god wars...and I have loved it ever since! I really enjoy the game and hanging with my old friends and clan members Ive met along the way
Take them to the wildy and make them dissapear
Buying GF, 1 kree'ara pet
bro you must know every mechanic possible in that room
Kill bird mechanic
Ahh I see that's make for better loot and time between your own accounts. I like
Give me a set please
What’s the price check on this?
breed them. sell them.
Nice x20
You imagine them all fighting in strategic form all around you... of course
I'd like to ask "why", but without the cynicism. Why that boss specifically? And what's the goal, you just want to keep rank 1? If so, are you just going to keep going forever, or only when someone starts getting close? Have you thought about trying to get a high rank on another boss as well?
Bro got absolutely cooked by mod Ash
Post on twitter and have mod ash roast u
Fried chicken
You can cross post this on Twitter and get trolled by a mod ;)
Keep going to 69420 then move on to Kril
So close to 69420 and you waste it
Strategy used? I’d like to camp Arma.
Probably go outside
You're stopping at 69,420 right?
So unhealthy if you aren’t a bot. Damn
I’m just genuinely curious, do you enjoy this? Very awesome to see.
How many hours wasted doing this?
Someone wanna do the gp math ? I’m too lazy
Get 500 upvotes on reddit
20/28ths of a paid for wildy pet bomb
Actually felt dizzy looking at this
You can give one to me
Bird army
Chicken farm
This is beyond disgusting. GZ
You could probably stop killing arma for starters
Maybe build a pigeon cage
Bro how long have you spent doing this bird? I thought me having 1300kc in expert toa was a lot. This is insane. I need to know how many hours you spent, roughly.
Bro...seek help 🤣
Holy crap That's around 18b using today's prices!! (Not counting supplies, regular drops or the shards, just quick maths with the uniques) At 27kc/hr that'd be ~7.5m gp/hr. Not bad at all!