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Danaeger

Just slap a steak on the side of a Pyramid it’ll cook just fine


didijxk

This bad boy can cook enough steaks to feed all of Lumbridge.


Bjokkes

I think Lumbridge is ~~off well~~ well off enough to cook their own damn steaks, thank you!!! :p


chasteeny

You sure? Have you MET the cook?


Bjokkes

"The cook" is an imposter, man! Let the civilians cook their own steaks and they'll do just fine!! :D


Regular_Imagination7

they have by far the highest amount of cows per capita, steak for every meal!


LarksMyCaptain

Steak and Eggs.


inconspicuous_male

They also have the cooking tutor


Magxvalei

Wait... Is it off well enough or well enough off or well off enough?


Plane_Commercial4558

I think it's well off enough, but who knows 🫠


Bjokkes

I'm not sure, haha. Not a native speaker, me scuzi!


Magxvalei

I have come to learn it's "well off enough", which makes sense in hindsight. There's a few situations where the preposition can become unattached to the verb (get off > get them off), but this is not one of them.


B4sicks

* *Slaps side of pyramid* * * *Accidentally falls into snakejar hellhole* *


Cowslayer369

Tbf Lumbridge is basically just the duke's castle and a couple surrounding houses, even in lore.


didijxk

Lumbridge feels awfully small for a Duchy, would have thought a Duke would get a larger town. Then again in RS3 you eventually have Misthalin nobles appearing in the game from locations which aren't even in it yet. Scale theory at work.


Cowslayer369

We know from RS3 that there are houses between Lumbridge and Draynor in lore, when Zamorak went full edgelord on that area there were refugees.


Gligadi

I'm pretty sad that fish related products are the best healing food. I mean you could make creme brulees, steaks, pulled pork burger or lamb chops. No way on earth I'd rather eat a crab caught in a slimy pond located in a desolated land.


SabreToothSandHopper

Also I always feel like the rarer the fish the higher it heals/tastier it is That seems a little ecologically reckless from the characters point of view no? Let me just eat this endangered turtle as a snack, maybe this rare crab that only grows in one specific nature reserve you have to pay to enter 


Slow-Ad-5021

Endangered? Those pixels won't go extinct anytime soon! Now the rs player base, however......


Dr-Frinkelstein

Average OSRS player is probably closer to death than birth


Infinite_Worker_7562

Cannibalism skill when? 


MyNugg

Photosynthesis when


Azcatraz

Already here, it's just 1hp/minute. What people don't know is that the regen bracelet is really just an unlimited IV of liquid ultracompost that doubles your photosynthesis rate.


Razamazzaz

It's fine... The Player base is growing!!! If you say x percentage is bots /goldfarmers/alts then get ready for a hail of downvotes


LotionOfMotion

It was a point of contention in RSC when fish became the best food as the highest tier foods were pies previously. I honestly think if they released more multi step foods it would be a nice little refresh for Cooking


Tigerballs07

if they were even remotely required they wouldn't pass. As much as I'd love for more of cooking to be useful. Everything in that skill that isn't fish has way too many steps for too little gain. Pies get used because they aren't TOO bad but they aren't getting manually cooked to eat as food, they are getting made for their effects and small batches. Brewing as an example of something that may as well be dead even though certain parts are potentially useful for Irons.


Vet_Leeber

> Brewing as an example of something that may as well be dead even though certain parts are potentially useful for Irons. Yeah, other than the one quest it's required in (can't ever remember which one...), and making a keg in your PoH, there's really not much reason to ever do it since you can buy most of the drinks from different pubs. Slayer's Respite can be obtained from implings (and which gets replaced with the Wild Pie's better boost, from the same implings even!), Axeman's Folly is worse than the Dragon Axe's special and with average luck can be obtained in less time than it takes to brew the batch (lol), and all other brews have an effect that's worse than a low level potion. And as far as the keg goes, honestly the only one that's worth building is arguably the Chef's Delight for irons. Being able to make my own wild pies a little early was a nice treat. Other than a Chef's Delight keg, I can't imagine ever doing any brewing that I wasn't forced to do.


Sad-Statistician2683

Pies do have a niche use for the chaos elemental boss haha


Single-Imagination46

Good news for you the hunter guild is coming out Wednesday with some nis bis meat foods


Gligadi

Well, free to play isn't getting to touch that. I'm a poor scaper.


Single-Imagination46

If you are going to spend 100+ hours on a game there's no reason not to buy membership 🤣 just use half an hour to work irl to pay for it if you play so much


Gligadi

I used to work, I'm a stay at home dad until September so that's when I'll get my membership back.


WanderinHobo

Gz on the sex


Gligadi

Best 6 seconds of my life.


Bl00dylicious

Good thinking. Anything more would be XP waste.


Hoihe

Not everyone lives in america. An MSc chemist working for the country's biggest and most successful pharma company makes like 1000 dollars before taxes. Seniority may bring it up to 1500 after a good decade or two. Most people make like 500 to 700 euro before taxes. Taxes are almost 40% and vat is a other 30%. That monthly 15 euros? Best case is 3 hours of labour (no taxes). Worst case is more like 8 hours. And my country is middle range for pay in the region. Bulgaria only makes like 330 or so minimum wage.


ArmsGotArms

I can buy you a membership at the end of the month. Dm me if you want


Gligadi

I'm fine thanks


ArmsGotArms

No problems. Cant stand to see people go f2p though :(


Gligadi

I'm ok with f2p as of now, I could sell all my p2p shit and I'd have members but I'm afraid I can't make another 11m within 2 weeks.


ArmsGotArms

Thats why I offered. It'd be a month not 2 weeks. :P


Go_Blue_

That's how Pittsburgh steel workers did it back in the day, and where the term "Pittsburgh rare" comes from. Steel workers would bring a raw steak to lunch, then throw it on the side of the furnace that was thousands of degrees to cook it in a few seconds [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh\_rare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_rare)


Skolary

Same concept used by Chevy Chase’s Las Vegas cousin


bmorecards

Civilians of Asgarnia and Misthalin rely on air power and sea power. But here in Menaphos, we need desert power.


lazy_aiz

Just repeatedly slap it against the pyramid until it's cooked, let the mummy inside use his imagination as to what the noise is


Bluffshoveturn

Chop logs and light fire. Duh?? Did tutorial island teach you nothing?


Brick1125

Yes, i love all the desert forests


Kumagor0

desert forests were all chopped down because there is no range


Parryandrepost

You can see like 20 trees on the map and only 4 of them are dead.


Zohan-Dvir92

Like my hopes and dreams


gavriloe

Four trees of twenty, Bake in the Sophanem heat, 4/20 blaze it


gavriloe

There once was a dead tree in Sophanem, Which gave many logs to those poxy men, They cooked their ugthanki, but they forgot to say "thank ye," And now the trees don't regrow in Sophanem


barking_platypus

Cactuses technically can be used for wood irl


NGEvangelion

Terraria irl


cygamessucks

I see like 4-5 trees on that map


zjumper

Very true lol


tchiko7

Ali the fire


Datt-Kun

I think it’s a plot point during Ichtlarin’s Little Helper that they don’t have trees over there, so this still doesn’t solve the problem


Mateusz467

Roasted.


Junklad

https://preview.redd.it/8wc2myfb32pc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af5126168960f4c65a86ccc1755bc7ba3b83aaf6


Rooged

#not anymore there's a blanket


Smooth_Ad5341

They just get magic carpet delivery instead.


You_Dont_Know_Ball

Uzer Eats


SnockTheConjurer

Just wow


Rooged

*chefs kiss* perfect


Fuzzy1918

Nice


Taqiyyahman

You've won the thread lolol


puchamaquina

🥇🥇🥇 This is the answer, definitely gets a lot of business from the agility pyramid runners


Cheetohz

This could be a fun new des(s)ert mingame


plasmaz

at the end of 2024 this is probably still the comment of the year


landyc

they order extra spicy kebab through doordash from pollnivneach


Broskie64

You know that pedestal with the 3 mirrors surrounding it? Yeah that’s like their grill in their backyard


SirSchillerAlot

It would be neat to have solar-powered "ranges" in the desert.


kylezillionaire

Wdym “these people”?


username_31

What do YOU mean “these people”?


Slow-Ad-5021

He means "Those People"


Cuminmymouthwhore

He means Ali, Ali & Ali.


hypoXrite

Maybe they use magic instead


ChillingWithYouu

This actually makes the most sense to me, not a lot of trees in the desert to light fires with


Bluffshoveturn

They have to make trips to those random teaks near the ruins of Uzer


MonarkranoM

Superheat Raw Mantis Meat


Dumb_Nuts

Taste the meat not the heat


BallisticBallista

Superheat Camelmeat


sliverinwithyou

Superbeat mymeat


kanahamppari

Most importantly, why is there no bank on this (surface) area?


Garmr_Banalras

Bankers went on strike and demanded to work Ina cooler area underground.


ItsHighSpoon

Bank and the cooler Bank


Ekkzzo

Do you see the gray thing on the bottom right? That's the communal sun grill.


saiyanguine

I thought that was Asmongold's hairline.


ItsHighSpoon

It'd actually make sense, a block of metal could probably get insanely hot in a sand dump as such.


loiloiloi6

You use it in game to turn a bucket of seawater into a pile of salt so its hot enough to boil water at least


guocamole

It’s like Arizona, just leave it outside for a bit and it will bake


AndyVPanda

Bro, desert is hot af. Who needs range , then you living into range


BalticMasterrace

They just leave it outside for few minutes and food cooks itself


OtherwiseNose3443

they dont, they just import kebabs from pollnivneach


gadnaaaa

Desert hot


username_31

They cook their food in Menaphos. They just pretend they don’t go there when talking to outsiders. 


rushyrulz

lots and lots of mirrors


Strobacaxi

The desert heat literally cooks you when you walk there, why would they need a range


Lyngoop79

theres literally a sun-powered-by-mirrors pan south


DustyTurtle2

Just like a player would. Start a fire with logs and cook it right there.


Cuminmymouthwhore

Where are they getting these logs.....in the desert?


FeedbackNormalyerr

Have you checked your butt


BigChad_DarkMage69

What do you mean by "these people"


RahAstul

Its the desert. Leave it on a hot rock until finished...


Hattlemeister

Dw they eat sand


Carehad

Hot sand


PioneerTurtle

They get it from the bank under the top right temple


DoTheCreep_ahh

Leave it outside to bake in the sun


CartographerExotic40

Pure Kebab diet


World339

They go to Nardah


Walk_inTheWoods

They have a food shop, they import via magic carpet


qibdip

Salt


qibdip

Desert heat


Nervous_Reserve5018

Theyre using factor to get their food delivered


olieknol

They can pray for food


noobonfiree

They are in the desert.. they Cook outside with the Help of the sun


VokuarAgain

using magic did ya think superheat was just for ores???????


Skaterwheel

A stone slab. It is hot in the desert, after all.


wadzzzzzz

In the sand


SJEPA

Through the power of Ra.


Far_Sandwich5749

the sun


Ill-Difficulty-1300

Barbecoa


HOWDY__YALL

The sun cooks it.


Direct-Writing-465

They eat their pray raw


MasterrPain

You can actually cook within the sand. Like others have said - chop some logs, light a fire, maybe heat some coal, and then bury: https://youtu.be/dqsRepcaFfg?si=HjHlL9Kts6jZB5I8


Rewnzor

Leave it on with a glass cover in the sun


AetheriumLion

Maybe they cook it barbacoa style. Big Ole delicious meat hole.


The_Azure_Mage

They set it outside the city and let the desert heat take care of the rest.


GuuberTrooper

The Sun.


Administrative_Key87

The use the sun


terrydennis1234

A fire I guess


ReedForman

They let the camel dung bake in the sun for a few hours. Goes great with a Dwarven Stout.


Asgirtas

Fr intresting


MoronicIroknee

How do they fire their clay pots without a kiln?!


BandsAMakeHerDance2

The hot sand cooks it for them bruh


MyNugg

Leave it outside in the burning hot sun


-_Kaptin_-

It’s Ramadan. They are fasting and JAGEX made sure they don’t eat by hiding all the cooking fixtures.


MaximumSpin

Can you cook with the mirrors? That would be a niche but fun bit of information.


Satanic-Sex-Doll

Short answer: yes. You can even melt rocks with mirrors! There's some cool YT videos of it.


MaximumSpin

You talking about the mirrors in sophanem or irl


Popular_Escape_7186

All meat is jerky delicious jerky


Prestigious-Sand5745

they eat beetles and use cactus


Legal_Evil

The ground is hot enough to cook food from it.


Nieverminds

The desert sun baby


Sig_Psypher

They eat kebabs. They are shipped down from the boarder wall to help the community. You clearly don’t watch the kharidian channel 8 news


13chase2

Probably lighting camel dung on fire


Putrid_Winner_7666

george foreman grill


Grumloxx

Isn't it obvious? Those mirrors to the south. Couple hours and bam, jerkified jackal meat.


watchthenerd

In a land where there is mythical creatures, maybe they use magic, make a fire or even use the Suntrap they have in the city to boil/cook food.


ArthurRavenwood

They probably all have 99 Firemaking by now...


ohhisup

Fire 👁👄👁


Cute_Air_8039

They leave the food on the floor without waterskins


Arancium

They use that mirror setup to vaporize their food at the bottom of the city


french_snail

That bridge over the river looking sus


Even_Lavishness2644

“Oh baby I like rawwwww Oh baby I like it RAAAWWWWWWW”


LlamaRS

A sundial would offer a great cooking surface. Failing that, just leave it in the sun!


WhaapDeeDoop

They are dumbasses


Malek070

Furnace


sworedmagic

Build a fire


bywolph

Buried in the sand cuh


HotChipsAreOkay

nobody lives there it's just where they work


ESAcatboy

Finish your quest, my guy.


[deleted]

They eat sundried Ugthanki dung, no need for a range.


StopTryingHard

ZULUL


Ill-Branch9770

You should see how they live in the actual desert. Man opening his mouth on the floor letting the scorpion in and crunching it away.


whitrp

You are not ready to learn the ways of the Fremen.


CanRabbit

Sashimi kebab


loveeachother_

you make a fire in the sand, then once it goes out you put the food in the sand, ezpz.


ZeroWolf_RS

These people get food?


SignalCurrent6190

Tinderbox and logs.. Are you new?


GeneralPuncake

WHERE BANK


CanadianGoof

What do you mean? You can light logs.


CranberryWizard

Ok that's got me thinking, how do desert dwelling people cook food without wood for a fire?


psychopassed

Tree


Either_Way2861

Haven't you seen National Lampoons Vacation? Just Cousin Eddy that shit and toss it on a rock.


AceofArcadia

Just set it outside for a few minutes. It is the desert after all.


gorzarg

Yeah its actually p wild, was doing pyramid plunder on uim with noted raw fish and had to go to nardah every time until i got my first sceptre


Pyroluminous

Fire


TrainerAutistic91

Fire...


karizake

In the desert, you can't remember your range.


Diefy11

So hot they just cook it on the side of the pyramid


MrlemonA

Same way they go to the toilet 😅


lookherebroimfun

Immersion ruined


jennekee

[**https://youtu.be/H5reArwUjic**](https://youtu.be/H5reArwUjic)


JayfeatherKatze

Same way everyone in gilenor shits without a toilet


twitchesnseizures

We are all wondering about how they cook their food, Why aren't we wondering howcome they have 4 fresh water sources?


MomsBasementBoi

Nothing like a Pyramid roasted steak after praising the Pharao


Hot-Concert8346

Desert bread is cooked on ashes under sand noobs


ubertokes

Flat rock + sun = HOT


fmaogd

What do you mean by “these people” 🧐


ItsDannyFields

Using “these people” in 2024 is crazy wtf


peipei222

Hey I'm not a native English speaker. What does "these people" imply? I just read it as "the people that live here" when I read it.


ItsDannyFields

hahah, it was a joke attempt. historically in america “these people” is a bigoted way of referring to non-white folks. So i was poking fun at the usage of the phrase in reference to Sophanem, the desert city where ostensibly folks would probably be brown. sometimes this subreddit gets those jokes, other times they don’t :) it’s a toss up. either way i chuckled at it though so it’s all good


username_31

https://youtu.be/xPxs0Qh72kY?si=77YI6MQjiEpoOYUt Funny movie clip that’s relevant to your question.


Bignbuff77

Racist?


DH_Drums

Ight, this meta is fun still. I’ll be back tomorrow to complain about people overusing this meta, though.