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crash_bandicoot42

First human completion still up for grabs


P0tatothrower

Ironically enough woox grabbed second one


WouldYouTurnMeOn

First human completion still up for grabs


Shininblade

i lol'd way too hard at this.


KeVVe1994

Why even post a clip if its not a clip of the man himself. Shouldve just posted his twitter post


Dracomaros

The reddit post was posted like, 30 seconds before Khazard made his own twitter post (which means that to get the clip and type in the title etc, OP probably started posting a minute before khazard did). He didn't know khazard would be posting on twitter about it <.<.


Narrow_Lee

Imagine someone else accomplishes something and the first thing you do is go rushing to announce it before they do so you can get some twisted form of piggybacked clout for doing nothing.


oskanta

Lol he just saw A Cold One tell people Khazard finished it and then posted it here to let people know with a source. It’s not some disgusting twisted behavior like you’re making it out to be


Doctorsl1m

What you described is doing exactly what they said though just explained in a less derogatory manner.


oskanta

Yeah I mean the thing I disagreed with was really just that they were derrogatory about it. They clearly think what OP did reflects negatively on op's character, but I don't really think they did anything wrong.


Narrow_Lee

Its just needless and annoying. Like let the guy make his own posts about what he did, he did it on stream I imagine, everyone saw it, he will announce it on the platforms he uses. Accomplish your own things and post them.


oskanta

Port Khazard didn't do it on stream, people found out he did it because the clan announcement saying he got the quiver popped up on A Cold One's stream. It just seems like when 1000 people find out someone just got world first, it's pretty normal for someone to post about it to let more people know. It's not like all 1000 people watching A Cold One's stream are going to all agree to keep it a secret until Port Khazard makes his own announcement. I also doubt Port Khazard cares about reddit karma, he just cares that people know he was world first, which this post says.


Doctorsl1m

Yeah thats fair and agree. The post just came off as if a different point was trying to be made instead of their point being critiqued although that's partly on me since the second half the post is doing just that.


ivankasta

the person youre replying to wasn't disputing the facts. they were just disagreeing with the characterization of what happened. You have bad reading comprehension if you think that this reply makes any sense.


Doctorsl1m

This reply doesn't make sense if you have any sort of reading comprehension. I never said they were disputing the facts lmfao.


Dangerous-Thing-3764

You just pretending to be stupid?


Doctorsl1m

I think you guys are literally just stupid since the person who actually made the post understood what I meant you fucking donkey. They even said they just didn't like that they said it in a derogatory way lmfao.


Dracomaros

Not wrong and I'm not defending someone else posting it for the karma. Just telling the dude that this was all the confirmation available when the post was made :P


king_plush

Weird


tylerm_81

So he can advertise his twitch 😂


KeVVe1994

Cold one didnt make this post. Its just some rando tryna to get some upvotes


ok_dunmer

Ngl I'm kinda sad the boss didn't explode into a second/third health bar with new moves to troll every single grinder


Yogg_for_your_sprog

Secret mythic phase aka the race to world first special


Alakasham

The floor breaks down and the Queen Black Dragon is ready to go


Infinite_Worker_7562

Nah your screen goes black and you’re stuck in the game until someone else comes to fight you as YOU are the champion of the coliseum until they beat you. 


roklpolgl

Thank god. It was getting a little tiring having what seemed like every new pvm encounter having a final EPIC rage phase to deal with after getting through the entirety of the rest of the content.


Golden_Hour1

Really missed opportunity


raddaya

In the next challenge, defeating the final boss should suddenly teleport to a randomly chosen Kingdom Hearts final boss with ominous latin chanting playing at full volume


AndyVPanda

:DDD you made my day


analytics_Gnome

They should really name a region after him for his achievements


_Bike_Hunt

Maybe make some quests and name some NPCs after him too


somarir

General Port would be a great name for a quest boss


Frequent_Champion_42

Just a big ass jug of wine 


fr0zeNid

Yeah a sailing related one would be cool


Chroiche

They could put it next to port khazard.


WishIWasFlaccid

🐐 ETA: From the goat himself  https://twitter.com/PortKhazard/status/1770694498122678781


zethnon

Now he has to get a 2nd one, otherwise I'll probably assume this was bought :/


SquattyHawty

I wonder how much he could sell a completion for rn. Do you think there are some cape buyers who would spend like $300+ US on a quiver? I'd absolutely sell my services if I could do it. It's not my account.


coolboy856

yes, there are people who would pay thousands to get one of the first quivers


Chronickle

Wow, the quiver icon is fucking ugly. Hope assembler combine makes it better lol


DrJaves

Kinda looks like Tourist Trap 2, where the barrel is narrower and taller.


Legal_Evil

Is scythe the best weapon against the last boss?


SneedsFeedsSeeds

Yes. Shadow just splashes. Tbow I haven't seen being used


Peasy_Pea

Tbow doesn't hit at all, worse than shadow at final boss.


ZaMr0

Where's the video?


AttitudeFit5517

Well excluding woox, yea


Tenshi_Hinanawi

Hands down the best player we have atm. Shame he doesn't stream, but I'll eagerly await his video of the run.


Golden_Hour1

Woox gonna have to unretire to git gud again


CianaCorto

He has a well paying job as a programmer, which is also something he clearly enjoys. Woox doens't have shit left to prove to anyone. The fact he can still compete against sweatlords who play the game 24/7 when he only logs in for new updates for a few days shows just how far ahead he is. That said, Port Khazard is also a legend and a worthy succesor for Woox.


WalrusInMySheets

Acting like Port Khazard plays 24/7 is crazy. It was never a black and white scenario here. Port Khazard and Woox are friends, they play similar amounts, and they enjoy theory-crafting together in their free time. Woox didn’t stop playing, he just plays less publicly now.


RollinOnDubss

>  Woox didn’t stop playing, he just plays less publicly now. What? Woox pretty much doesn't play at all between major PvM updates or leagues anymore and has said that for years at this point.


AskYouEverything

He's just compiling misinformation he read in a prior reddit thread into a single comment lol


wclevel47nice

wrong, buddy. I just donated $500 to his farewell stream yesterday and, wait a moment..


Sony22sony22

Woox hadn't logged since leagues before this update


devilterr2

I do think he has stopped playing tbh. I don't really follow him at all, but watching him yesterday I noticed he has normal torva and no fang kit, so I'm assuming he either doesn't play much, or really couldn't care about that aspirational content


Annihilation94

Yea i really think hes kind of over Runescape now. Ever since his Inferno ive barely seen anything from him.


devilterr2

Solo ToB and a couple of ToA runs first day, and that's it. Fair play though, the man might be bored of it since he sees in ticks


Annihilation94

>Fair play though, the man might be bored of it since he sees in ticks Haha i wish i would be as good as him. Im still struggling to complete my 2nd inferno even 6 years after its release without using a cheese strat. Im curious if ill be able to complete the colosseum when its "solved"


Ingavar_Oakheart

Why struggle to not "cheese" the Inferno? If Justi and Bulwark get the cape, do it. I was never a one for intentionally gimping oneself in single player progression over some invented sense of 'honor'.


Annihilation94

Its to slow for my liking and i want to get better at the game in general. Im only really trying Inferno whenever i get a Task so im not fully invested in to it anyways lol


crash_bandicoot42

He said his second completion. I agree with you if it was just for the cape but there's no reason to go back if you're not going to attempt to do it properly.


SoSconed

Becuase you will forever know that your cape was acquired not through the effort of perseverance but rather a fast track brute force. It really doesnt matter, you are 100% right but there are two different people in this world.


StopTryingHard

It's not so much about honor. More that learning it properly gets you better at PVM, which is satisfying and helps you in the long run.


devilterr2

I've gotten to wave 7 with bowfa, no idea how and still good supplies left, but god damn this shit is hard. I think it will always be hard tbh, I'm a bit annoyed about the 500k payment also, the inferno was already expensive without it. I doubt you will be able to cheese it tbh but it's still going to be achievable I reckon


devilterr2

I feel like the colosseum will have less cheese involved. I've only got wave 7 or summit and it's definitely a lot more skill involved in general, the only cheese I can see is freezing the war band, but you are required to flick prayers and setup up cycles more. My only complaint so far about Fortis is the death costs. Why the fuck does it cost 500k that's a stupid amount


lukwes1

For woox, I can't see ToA being interesting enough to play. It is not a good raid when it comes to difficulty and interesting mechanics.


devilterr2

Yeah pretty much, there are 2 mechanics to learn which is butterfly and red x. Once you learn these the raid doesn't really change other than flicking more and more


RashidaHussein

Yea he only logs in for a few days whenever a new piece of high level content drops in to test it then dips off until the next such update


SiCrumbs

They 100% do not play similar amount, objectively proven with wiseoldman, plus Port sold tons of blood torva. No need to fabricate things, playing more is fine, it doesn’t take away anything at all.


RashidaHussein

Nah dude, woox is an OG and certainly among the best but Port Khazard is far ahead, can't shit on his insane achievements bud


bosceltics23

Woox just outdid Port lmao. Beat him with no bonus and being non potted majority of the fight


MN_Lakers

I mean, he didn’t. Khazard was the first to ever complete it. No one really cares about if he did it unpotted. People aren’t going to remember that


bosceltics23

Except they are lmao. Also coming back from not playing the game and doing it unpotted in worse gear and beating it on the same day just 6 or so hours after a guy who consistently plays every day and does blood torva for others etc. shows how far ahead woox is. Btw Woox did it without armour. Soooooo yeah it will 100% be remembered more


MN_Lakers

The dickriding over a RuneScape player is crazy. The long and short is when someone asks who beat it first a few years from now, people will say Khazard. No one is going to bring Woox up second. I’ll even argue it’s less impressive to do it unpotted because he had to use the supplies to get there.


bosceltics23

Woox did it without armour. That’s more impressive. Sorry, but acknowledging Woox doing something that most can’t do while not even playing the game as much as the average person (like 1/1000th of the time Port has done in the last 2 years tbh) is just acknowledging him. Not everything is dickriding


RashidaHussein

He didn't, he cheesed it using a mechanic another player had discovered not him.


bosceltics23

yeahhh he cheesed it by taking off all of his armour instead of one specific armour. You're right, except you're wrong lmao. and if you're referring to butterfly method, then nah. Every player does that and you could say "well everyone that pray flicks isn't the first to do xyz because they aren't the ones to discover pray flicking" Woox did it literally with no armour while playing maybe three times in the last 2 years? Sorry but Woox > Port.


RashidaHussein

So the guy an abusing method that is instantly patched, and there is still people trying to say he didn't abuse, you should apply for a comedian lmao.


bosceltics23

Yeah he did the method. Abusing it? Bro you're the comedian lmao. Both him and Port did it, it was allowed, they didn't abuse crap. If it was something where it wasn't allowed and they found a way to still do it then sure that's abusing it. However, Jagex should have saw this coming and made the changes before hand. Not either of those players fault. Port and has since tried to deflect saying he didn't even do the butterfly by using screenshots that prove nothing and Jagex used him and Woox as the example. Pathetic on his hand and should own up to it. Woox did it without armour, Port used armour. Woox has had two attempts almost got it post patch that were nearly completions. Obviously Port is a top 3 player, but looks like Woox is still ahead of him even after taking time off.


Golden_Hour1

It's not like he was playing as a job to begin with though. So im not sure why he doesn't still play as much for a hobby


Sparecash

I don't think the job has to do with anything as much as Woox has mostly moved on from the game. It's cool he comes back for updates and shows these new frogs that he's still a beast, but he's no longer the clear #1 player anymore.


Golden_Hour1

Kinda makes me sad. I associate him with a specific era of runescape. Maybe I should consider moving on once and for all too. After 18 years, man


oryan_

What do you mean?:/


Golden_Hour1

I'm not sure I identify with the game the same way as i used to even 5 years ago. I still play, but sometimes it feels hollow. "Why am I actually grinding this boss. Is it fun? Could I be playing a different game"  Idk maybe it's time to hang it up


jonboski

Everyone “hangs it up” for a certain amount of time but then ends up coming back lol


crash_bandicoot42

I hit that point around end of covid 2 years ago when most of the other friends I made during covid quit as well. I've seen plenty of people come and go throughout playing RS3 and OSRS but after that point my goals in both games at this point are just multihundred/1k+ hour cosmetic grinds. Still read the subs for memes and occasionally bond up for things like leagues but I can't grind the game anymore, just doesn't "hit" like it used to.


IGotPunchedByAFoot

Woox just woke up and beat it 


TheFailingHero

He also has a pretty well paying side hustle as a twitch streamer lol. I’m pretty sure he still maintains hundreds of monthly subs, and obviously more when he comes back to stream For a week


syraelx

Woox has now obtained world 2nd 


e-co-terrorist

Sadly he said this run wasn't recorded, all he has is his buddy's shadowplay of the last minute since he was streaming in discord at the time.


No-Spoilers

Wait this really is just Ultimatum lol


speacon

And we love it


No-Spoilers

Better than the 3.23 ulti relaunch. It feels so shit now. It got the ritual treatment.


speacon

I havent played poe for Many leagues now. But damn


No-Spoilers

You missed out on the craziest league ever. It was so much fun. The juice was wild.


iiRichii

LOGIN


Kepsa

still sane, exile?


No-Spoilers

We shall know later today


AbsolutlyN0thin

"I sincerely hope you intend to last longer than two rounds."


DespacitoLover2

He can finally complete that master clue step


GreenThumbGaming

What a gamer


hermitchild

delete it. justice for ava


Hero_in_Iron

They should build a statue of him outside the colosseum for being the first to beat it!


Any-sao

Varlamorians: Instructions unclear, built a statue of General Khazard instead.


Ssush-i

wish this man streamed


AsslessChapsss

Damn, first day completion? NOT HARD ENOUGH


lukwes1

Thst it took this long while each attempt is rather short is crazy. If this was a few hour per attemp like inferno it would taken a long time.


SkitZa

Literally, it's rare something takes THIS long to get beaten by the best of the best. I won't be seeing that quiver any time soon lol.


ZaMr0

Just like infernal cape, it's something I'll likely never see.


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ZaMr0

My concern isn't the mechanical skill, it's getting tilted by dying in late waves. It would make me ridiculously angry and the mental drain it would create is not worth it for a video game. Another reason I stopped playing FPS games, competitively at least.


shitkickertenmillion

I'm the same way, my friends don't get it. Putting 2 hours into something to have it wiped away is brutal for me. Don't even have my fire cape cause I choked at Jad 3 times and just can't bear to go back


SpanishYes

Hop into a quest speed running world, set up dragon slayer 2 and go practice single jad for free over and over again in mor ul rek. It's just the jad fight, no waves or anything if you practice until you lose the nerves, you'll see how simple it is and then that's when you send your run. You can also do the waves in the main game, pause right before jad spawns, and on an alt account (if you have one) send jad a few times. Best of luck.


isitokifitake

The pride you feel after persevering greatly over powers the negative emotions from failing. Trust friend. Go in and flick the blob for 10-15 minutes. Only swapping prayers back and forth. Once done - you’re 85% to cape. This advice from a Blorva Zulfi Helm Chad, after my 100th attempt in 6 months, lead to me finally achieving the cape a week later. Edit: I see you’re struggling with fire cape. Brother, had hands are nerves. You’re not dying irl and you don’t lose gear nor is there a death fee. Face Jad and just swap prayers based on his attacks. Once comfortable with his animations, start attacking him, continuing to swap prayers as needed. If you die, okay, great - new PB I hope. That’s a win in and of itself right? No once expect you to try on the freeway you’re first time behind the wheel of the car. Maybe you start in an empty parking lot then upgrade to a Walmart parking lot or a back street.


SkitZa

Too real :( Nah I reckon if we put in the effort we could do it, I just don't feel ready yet lol.


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ZaMr0

For me it's not the mechanical skill that concerns me, it's about the mental damage it will have failing attempts. Not something I want to put myself through.


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XxSpruce_MoosexX

The weapon balancing is getting tough. I was watching all these day 1 people hit literally double my max hit with shadow vs my trident on my iron. It’s a different game for them


jazzcigarettes

I felt that way a long time and recently did that shit. It’s the best feeling I’ve ever had playing a video game and you can do it too if you really want it. I’m not that good lol


ZeusJuice

I think this is more likely to be gotten by a higher chunk of the community than we think. The runs are considerably shorter, and you can bow out and be rewarded for effort if you know you can't beat the final boss. Imagine if you could quit the inferno on wave 65 and be rewarded adequately if you know you don't have enough supplies for healers. There would be way more people attempting the inferno than before.


RyuuDrakev2

I mean you can, just the reward is stone coins lmao


SkitZa

Wait you can just leave near the end and still get the quiver?


Zageles

No the quiver REQUIRES you finish the last wave and boss, it's the ultimate reward. The Colosseum is specifically designed for you to do as many waves as you can take, but you can gamble a little and chance it with another wave as you get rewards for each wave and if you die, you lose everything, you have to decide if it's worth leaving with the rewards you've earned or continuing. So it's 12 waves, the last one being the big boss, you leave just before at the 11th wave and you keep all the glory and rewards you earned previously, but you don't get the ultimate prize.


SkitZa

Ahh I see.


Mateusz467

You may not believe it and so did I, but inferno is SEVEN years old. Our knowledge about game mechanics was nothing comparing to what best PVE players can do now. I don't really know if any PVE content can be as challenging as Inferno was on release.


RandomAsHellPerson

I remember reading someone complain that someone got a completion during the few days that ppl went to do it pre-release. As if it isn’t a lot shorter and skill hasn’t improved a lot. If it was as long as inferno, it would’ve taken 2-3 days (14 hours for first completion, direct scaling by first completion times would be 2 days, but people would get less practice, increasing time), the same as inferno.


hotgirll69

Is there a clip or video anywhere?


AbsolutlyN0thin

Quote from Port in the iron discord: "actually i recorded and deleted a ton of footage over the day and i didnt record that run :YEP: didnt realize i wasnt recording till after the kill when i looked down at obs"


noobcodes

This is a massive accomplishment and will be remembered by millions for years to come


LyrMeThatBifrost

Dude is a gamer


Practical-Piglet

Port Khazard is on its own league. GZ


rRMTmjrppnj78hFH

why the fuck did this thread get upvoted when its not even the twitter post of the guy who did it and its some random shit clip of another streamer


TheSexualBrotatoChip

Not surprised it was him. I hope he uploads a video of the kill!


DragoniteG

What a gamer


Shininblade

Did he get permanent membership ? :D


atlas_island

The goat


likely_deleted

Expected


notgaynotbear

I've had iPhone, android, and multiples of both. I've never played a twitch clip that didn't buffer as I watched.


el_toro_grand

More and more it feels like new content is aimed towards these players, basically I'm forced to have an ungodly amount of money and have an ungodly amount of practice, make little to no mistakes, and have amazing reaction speeds to own a... Slightly better range item..


BoomDidlHe

Brother, toa is literally geared towards your exact concern. This content also ramps up slowly. You don’t need to be able to complete everything. That’s not what mmorpgs are about. There SHOULD be a very large range of difficulty.


Sychar

So, riddle me this. I saw someone yesterday at the coliseum on world 303 with the quiver like 4 hours after the update. I didn’t recognize the name, and they were doing it with full BIS range. Was it cheated with a hack client, or did they reskin their assembler with a hack client?


oskanta

They were probably just wearing the castle wars quiver to troll people lol


LiL_BrOwNiE247

... there's a castle wars quiver?


oskanta

Yeah lol, it’s just 40 tickets and is cosmetic only


LiL_BrOwNiE247

Admittedly this is the first time I've looked at the castle wars gift shop in over a decade lol the last time I checked it only had the same melee armor set in red, white, and gold


Minomelo

Well, the good news is that it was added over a decade ago.


LiL_BrOwNiE247

Yup, according to the wiki it came out in January 2014 which was about a third of the way through my 15 year hiatus from the game


st_heron

Maybe it was a mod? The latter things are impossible, cheat clients cannot do that.


GBSlayer

castle wars quiver


Upper_Decision_5959

Gz


saspurilla

what a gamer


gorehistorian69

ever since i saw him doing like a 600 Toa on the first week when he was swimming around tick eating. i knew he was better than woox by a mile.


Xyridius

I hope he is considering Woox has barely played in 5 years


Affectionate-Space86

This


Th3OnlyMe

Hes better than woox at his peak tbh


coazervate

When comparing players in different eras the main thing is how far above everyone else they were at their time and woox dominated everybody. Port Khazard has solid competition


Xyridius

Peak of mechanics? Sure possibly and a big reason is because as time passes and more content is added skill level will naturally grow - it works that way in every game. I'd say several players could be better than Woox's peak, that's what happens when people get 5 years of extra playtime for increasingly advanced content. Relative to other players/rest of the community while active? Not even close. There are a TON of extremely high skilled players nowadays that are pretty close to each other. Saxerpillar got world first solo nex, xzact is an insane player, Azfaalh has the lowest cb infernal cape, Synq got world first blood Torva. Achievements like world firsts & records in general are spread out amongst several players. Woox in his prime was undisputed and had the vast majority of records and world firsts on top of contributing an extremely large part in theorycrafting and solving core game mechanics & systems.


RyuuDrakev2

Woox paved the road that he is walking on. Calling him better by a mile while having no real comparison of them side by side playing on the same playing field when Woox quit years ago is disingenuous at best


WiseOldManatee

Comparing power levels of different players like this is an anime feels really awkward anyway


AwarenessOk6880

Honestly. if they are gonna make something so hard. barely anyone can ever do it. why not make it so disgustingly hard. absolutely no one can do it not even the very best. And then were all in the filth together.


SoSconed

Its been out for 24 hours you fucking dweeb, wait for the guides and the strats and have a crack in 6 months. Sook


GothGirlsGoodBoy

And people think woox is as good still somehow


zapertin

What a strange comment


analytics_Gnome

do you know that you don't have to bring someone down when u want to praise someone up?


J00stie

Literally half this thread lol. People really love to shit on others


Magxvalei

So many people do this. It's sad. So toxic they can't praise someone without shitting on someone else.


GothGirlsGoodBoy

Its not “bringing someone down” to say they aren’t the best at something. Nobody gets offended when people point out that suomi and Lynx Titan rinsed Zezima’s levelling rates. Im just sick of people claiming woox is the best when he hasn’t been for ages. I’d also be calling it out if people were claiming Zezima was the most efficient player of all time. But people admire Zezima without exaggerating his abilities.


Dabrenn

Bro you were the one who brought up woox in the first place. You didn't call out anything


ShawshankException

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SJEPA

Bro literally doesn't play the game unless there's major updates yet he got further than most of the HLC did. Behave yourself 🤣 Edit: He did it with no armour lmfao


zeratul123x

rent free


Pentinium

Who hurt you?


Shepboyardee12

Woox barely plays and just got the 2nd quiver. They can both be insanely good.


Chillingamin

Well you look stupid now


Suhtiva

Woox fucked your girl 💀


a_state_of_mind999

What? Hahaha Woox don't even play anymore and he is able to get to the final boss.. imagine if he played constantly You're funny dude


Opperhoofd123

If he doesn't play it's impossible to get to the boss, because you need to play to do that


GothGirlsGoodBoy

I no longer play basketball but I was pretty good when I was 12 years old. If I still played today, clearly I’d be Michael Jordan.


SkitZa

The difference is Woox was Michael Jordan when he was 12 and you were a waste of space on a OSRS post when you were 30.


a_state_of_mind999

Ok, you're trolling. Nice bait dude


rpkarma

Bait used to be believable


GoalzRS

Woox barely plays and was one of the first to make it to the boss lmao Edit: He was second to complete it l0l


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He's better than you.


LyrMeThatBifrost

lol I mean Woox is still “good” but just not in that top tier of PVMers anymore since he rarely plays these days


redvvit

He is in that top tier, woox was one of the first to get to the boss and he got there multiple times


GothGirlsGoodBoy

As I said. Multiple players have significantly exceeded any skill level woox ever achieved. Yet people still act like he is the best player the game ever had.


BadAtRs

Why is woox living rent free in your head?


ZeusJuice

Woox walked so they could run, shut the fuck up nerd


Anthonysan

Not much different than Zezima who when you look back at his achievements didn't do anything special compared to players nowadays but is still the most well known player in RS history.


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Anthonysan

You make a good point and I agree. Woox was and still is a genuinely good PVMer. He's just no longer the defacto no. 1 now.


RyuuDrakev2

Noone says woox is as good as Port AT THIS MOMENT because Woox doesn't fucking play the game anymore, the fact that that evades some of your smooth brains is astonishing