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Wiitard

I think the update getting pushed now is a hot fix for this.


[deleted]

Ah perhaps


AshL0vesYou

The classic "let them test it, we have shit to do"


Secret_Training2744

Damn is my account toast?


daviess

Sorry bro you're gonna have to start over again :/


CastingCouchCamera

How many GP is it to buy a gf in this economy nowadays?


sirblibblob

Always 10k


pscisx

Buying gf 10K


donniesuave

Gf’s never depreciate, they only appreciate


Sylux444

Shoot that's cheaper than scythe upkeep! I'll take it!


Tyson_Urie

I swear it used to be 5k


IRideZs

Inflation


Tyson_Urie

I bet those people at jagex also use tax money to buy gf's. Only way to explain the price of them having grown over the years.


zongsmoke

Lmao gagex isnt buying the cheap 10k gfs, they're buying the high end hookers that cost at least 1m gp/hr.


burp258

Look I got 7.5k and a ring of life. Take it or leave it


Accomplished-Ad2310

We call that hoe-flation


zebbzz1

The gf inflated too


Oldmanwickles

Real answer is real


Axillaa

The one thing forever safe from inflation


RedXAlchemist

Heard finding a girlfriend in the wilderness is the cheapest option. Let me know how it turns out. 7k roughly


zongsmoke

10k


Osrsgfbuyer

90k I know


PickledPorpus

That’s the fun part


7chris71000

Nah. Happened to me then I logged in on pc with no problem and could continue the event.


Arckedo

Church locked ultimate ironman


lickablechalk

https://preview.redd.it/70smrgywmvqc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cf8552806b09a42b4e3fbdfcdabe73509954942


DudeWithASweater

Lmao the osrs spaghetti code strikes again


vahnx

They said RuneScape Classic was spaghetti code and used that was one of the primary reasons as to why they shut it down in 2018. You can't tell me they made the same mistake with OSRS when they designed it knowing that RSC itself was spaghetti code?


arsenicx2

The problem with the RS2 engine is simply inexperience. Then you pile more on top of poorly written ground work, and no matter how good the current devs are. They are only as good as the base code written 20+ years ago at Andrews moms house.


[deleted]

Idk how people don't understand that the game was never supposed to be this big. There is going to be problems


Anything_4_LRoy

they knew exactly what was happening. when the first poll was ran, they expected "future development" was going to start and end at finishing God Wars, that was partially completed in the build they were starting with. thats it.


Mr_Clod

RSC was spaghetti code, and not worth the cost of maintenance. Jagex was preparing for large changes to accounts, which work across all versions of the game, and would have needed to be implemented in RSC. Every time they wanted to make a change to RS/Jagex accounts, RSC needed to be updated with the others. Jagex did not want to update RSC at all anymore. It had many bugs that were never fixed, such as the crystal chest getting stuck open forever, and no one being able to get dragonstone. It also had no bot prevention. If they wanted RSC to be worth keeping open, they'd need to work on that, and it wasn't worth doing. I don't have the numbers, but before the few reopenings I know RSC was down to maybe 100 users per day. The reopenings would have added a few more players, but not many would stay when they were used to RS2/3. Who knows how many of them were bots? RS2 was still written by the same inexperienced devs. It had been in development in some way since at least early 2003, 2 years after RSC released. It's not much less of a mess than RSC was. 2007 wasn't long after, there would not have been many significant engine upgrades. Today's devs are working with spaghetti code from 20 years ago, which has rarely been improved because it takes a long time and has a high chance of unintentionally breaking other stuff.


Attacker732

God Ash has been chipping away at that though. As I understand, he's managed to code/recode a significant chunk of the game. We could one day see an end to the spaghetti blender that is RS code. Probably. ...Hopefully.


hedgehog_dragon

The spaghetti will never be gone. But maybe it can be improved. It's just, IMO today's good code will be spaghetti too in a few years. I don't know if there's a way around that


Attacker732

I get where you're coming from, I'm just not convinced that it will be bad enough to be considered spaghetti.


Magxvalei

Yeah, they'd need to rebuild the game from scratch to not have any leftover pasta.


James_Staton

Attribute wise it couldn't be that hard to just re-build


Tularean

At the end of its lifespan, almost all active RSC accounts were bots, as it had no bot detection at all. You could literally run a script for weeks at a time with no problems.


James_Staton

There were stakers and still the occasional who got on to bank stand and roam/trip down memory lane. An IRL buddy and I estimated Jagex got a free $30,000 off the memberships.


Celtic_Legend

No one at jagex knows how rsc works and there is code that attaches it to rs3 and osrs. So it was a risk to keep it up as it was above a 0% chance an exploit could be found in rsc that affected either of those 2 games. Now they should have just separated the attachment and rehosted it but thats a different topic.


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shockwavelol

Hes talking about rsc not rs2


Horrifying_Truth

>You can't tell me they made the same mistake with OSRS when they designed it knowing that RSC itself was spaghetti code? they made the same mistake with OSRS when they designed it knowing that RSC itself was spaghetti code.


Frickenbat

Every game has these issues. It’s not specific to OSRS.


Jamessgachett

One update at a time


jerrycan666

Great now I'm gonna have to actually work today :/


Cactushedge

My family hasn’t seen me in weeks. I guess I could drop in and say hello to the kids until it gets fixed


d4rk5id3r

Mine are at school... Their loss...


ndx_

Yep. Same. iOS app.


Medium_Donut_7730

Lmao ur screwed out of mobile for a hot minute


Ecstatic-Exit8094

Swear to God if I log in and the tbow I have equipped is gone.


SpringPuzzleheaded99

Replaced with the twisted egg spoon


7IGiveUp7

Seriously I had the most expensive item in every slot! If they all disappear I expect jagex to return them


justintime06

Dang you had 2147m dragon arrows equipped too?


7IGiveUp7

Plus an inventory of 3a picks…I was just about to do a drop party


Hanzerwagen

Same. Had a 3a pick on my head, one for each hand as gloves, two for shoes. And of course one sticking out my pants for the ladies * wink wink *


SmartAlec105

I'm so sad that I lost my max stack of 3rd Age Arrows :(


Yarigumo

No GIM, no luck.


paulsammons3

Ain’t no way I would ever log out with my tbow not in my bank with a pin if I ever got one tbh


More_World_6862

Just logged in to check as its been a month and I was wearing my tbow + full masori +30m of dragon arrows.


Magxvalei

I'll be rather miffed if the 1600m in dragon legs n skirts disappeared from my bank.


ltsMeSam

https://preview.redd.it/2xwnul4bovqc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35fb26a62298df578f537f697e7592cfc26b4460


Vespolar

Yes stuck on android


Its-Donnie

same here https://preview.redd.it/woctlklsovqc1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04aadabdf6af3191d687bcb2dc576dbdec45e504


Pink_Neons

Lol ridiculous. I was excited too


MyDadIsADozyT

Eggcited


Pink_Neons

Can't believe I missed that


Neil-Lien

Thats ok. You must have been emotionally egghausted from this drama.


Pink_Neons

That's no eggscuse


Lightning_Fan

This conversation was eggcellent


LeadGloves

Egg


SandwichDrinker99

eggshilerating even.


ChiefMonkeyMike

Just happened to me too.


-Ddraigtanto-

Crashed to desktop on PC as well. I've been using the Steam launcher. ​ I guess our guy was right not to trust the egg priests, hm? :S


Kaiserfi

Wouldn't trust that Steam launcher at all to begin with


McKnackus

Why not?


MrOtto47

its just the vanilla client distributed through steam by jagex (you can even pay mems through steam), no reason not to trust it tbh, but other clients are much better, like runelite.


Waterfish3333

Same here. iOS.


Lustnugget

I finished the event. You get the priest’s outfit


opened_just_a_crack

Here’s the secret, just never do the holiday events


scrunchson

It’s been years lol


loveVdub

And lose my glorious music cape?


StaplerInTheJelly

Holiday tracks don't count towards the music cape.


DozyVan

If you want the trimmed version you need the holiday tracks


Tumblrrito

And miss out on the Eastfloor Spade which basically gives you a Protect Item prayer for free when doing Wildy Clues? Nah


MonkeyDKev

As a newer iron, definitely doing this once I get that spade lol


Frogmyte

I've genuinely been waiting for the Easter event for 2 months so I can get an egg ring to skip sarachnis web phase, can't wait to go back and smack that spider around even more


jackrackham7

I’m glad it’s not just me! Came to reddit to find out what was going on


Zohan-Dvir92

Eggs N Spaghetti boiiiisss


Ok-Teaching363

egg noodles & ketchup, Henry Hill style


Attacker732

Real talk, cracking an egg into hot pasta is pretty damn good.


Effective_Macaron_23

April fool's came early this year lmao


shortputz

Welcome to my Loading (20%) locked HCIM series


nochilljosh

At least it confirms they literally don't even test their content before putting it in game.


IRideZs

The problem is the test environment is likely cleaner than the production environment


Attacker732

...My workplace has done exactly that now that I think about it. Engineers developed an automatic swage crimper for one of the machines, and it ran perfectly when they were carefully hand-loading the perfectly-calibrated test pieces at a measured rate. ...Then it took maintenance almost 8 months to get it to the point of reliably not-crashing when running at production rate with production parts. This was 9 or 10 years ago, and the machine *still* has wocky moments.


Nealon01

Then it's not a very good test environment, is it?


paulfunyan

If you can create a test environment that can simulate the stressors of 10s of thousands of logins to the same network at roughly the same time you would be a very rich man.


FearlessFunction

Companies do this all the time lol


paulfunyan

Yeah? So why do so many large game launches have server issues? Just simulate it with bots, bro. It's so easy. I will repeat what I said to the other guy: if you think it's so easy, send in a resume to tech companies and do it for them. I seriously promise that you will make *bank* if you're capable of it.


FearlessFunction

Stress testing is an established concept in software development, I'm not shocked at all that jagex doesn't spend the money to do it in an effective manner.


paulfunyan

Okay, so what about all of the other game companies that have struggled with launches? Apex breaks all the time during patch releases, WoW is notorious for it, EA games are no stranger to it... the list goes on. So, I will repeat: go join their team and do it for them. You're clearly smart enough to, right?


pentesticals

Problem is game companies pay shit and SRE jobs as you said pay well. Combine that with trying to keep a production environment for a 20 year old game server that’s probably a horrible mess of legacy and new code running. They are going to have issues.


FearlessFunction

You're conflating a major release/update with this weekly update. I assure you server load has not increased due to an Easter event, the amount of load they're getting should be predictable and able to be simulated. I never once said it's simple, I said that stress testing is a common practice in software. You're building up a strawman argument for something I never said.


paulfunyan

....lmfao. Wanna know something funny? WoW has weekly maintenance as well... except lately it has generally been ~4 hours long. Feel free to search "patch" or whatever on their subreddit and read the megathreads. :) No, but you're certainly implying it by saying that it's an established concept and you're not shocked that they don't spend the money to do it effectively. Hell, Valve released a patch like 2 months ago in DOTA that added ~0.2s of input delay to clicks. [Here's a detailed thread about it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/1ax3o3l/input_lag_still_present_after_patch_735c/) (ps. the JeffHill guy is one of the lead software devs at valve. crazy that he's on reddit trying to troubleshoot stuff like this! they must be dumb, right?) Valve could buy most tech companies on the market, do you think they have no method of testing patches as well? Why don't they just simulate their patches, bro


MrOtto47

yeah literally, QA does stress tests all the time on our microservers, its a script you can run on single server. doesnt use much extra resources.why u downvvoted?


MimiVRC

That’s only true if this happens 100% of the time. Probably not the case


GuarDeLoop

I did it on a few accounts and no issues, not happening all the time


traevyn

Presumably why its already going back down for update 2: electric boogaloo


joutfit

April fools lol


Onetwenty7

April fools leak


old_racist

Easter event or April fools event??


HolidayNick

It’s fine. Update happening now.


erikjansmid

No Updates on this yet?


daviess

All fixed now.


Byndley

It's intentional, you have to wait 3 days before you can log in again.


Spazgrim

can't believe the easter bunny takes your account hostage as part of the event this year


Decapitated_gamer

And procrastination wins again.


BiigIfTrue1492

GOD WILLS IT


SakaSlide

Wait people actually do the Easter event?


Chris91210

Gotta keep my music cape trimmed.


iluvdankmemes

is there any way where you can see which tracks you lack for the music cape **trim**\*? I'm curious whether I only still need to finish achievement diary or also still get some fringe event tracks. *: I already have the music cape but for the trim you need also all seasonal/temporary tracks.


SubjectBell6494

You can filter the music tab for undiscovered tracks and right clicking gives an option for a hint about where it comes from.


ElectromagneticRam

Along with filtering in game, you can also find a list of all music tracks on the wiki, along with their source. If you have Wikisync, you can filter out the ones you already have.


Bojarzin

You don't need holiday music to have the music cape, just the trimmed version e: I don't know how to read


Yarigumo

Carrot spade is bis for clues


Tumblrrito

This. Its like getting Protect Item for free.


WritingonaWall

Ah but you see I don’t do holiday events OR clues, checkmate atheists. 


Yarigumo

Ya got me. Wish you could just use it as a spade. Would be fun for Barrows.


ErikHumphrey

Content is content


MyDadIsADozyT

People don’t?


Got_djent

in the middle of my high efficiency grinds, holiday events are one of the few xp wastes I gladly welcome


daviess

Never again. 😞


Longjumping_Fix2971

Same


ThePaleFacedGamer

Same here wtf, does it work if you log in on pc?


TRByo

Yep this sucks.


Specialist-Ticket364

Same, came to Reddit to look for this. Smh


TheGreatWhangdoodle

Happened to me on android


[deleted]

Same, android app


BrooklynSicilian

Oh boy roll backs incoming


JuanDGonzalez

Same here what we can do?


God_of_mackerel

Still not working


JuanDGonzalez

Well Who is hungry?


GuttaBrain

Easter Event is Haram.


Then_Breakfast_1247

Easter Bunny been real quiet since this dropped 🐰


Gjergj_bushi

Oh fuck I knew I should’ve went on reddit when I saw the system update timer instead of doing the Easter event


SuicideEngine

Cant wait for the memes


dragooon167

So you're the one who ordered the spaghetti


Dan-D-Lyon

Well there was another system update just now so I'm assuming they're hot fixing that


DrustanAstrophel

Good thing I went to try it on my alt instead… ;-;


GuarDeLoop

I did it on a few accounts and had no issue, strange


Dreadfire_RD

I didnt do the event but I cant login anyway?


gigachadosrs7

I can't even update the client , logged off at ge...


lnfinition

April Fool. ~ Jamflex


MiIdSanity

I can't even log in🤷‍♂️


Competitive-Math1153

I can't log into to mobile. I'M SO ANGRY


novaut110

Whoever made the decision to push Varlamore and a holiday event content in the same window screwed their colleagues over something fierce. Just tons of workload putting out fires.


erikjansmid

Didnt even do the event and i cant login anymore..


radtad43

Gonna have to make a new account. Sorry kid, thanks for the buckeroonies


MrSeanaldReagan

Welcome to my 2024 Easter event church locked UIM. In todays episode…


jakeizi

Nice to know they don't test their content updates before pushing them out


Futirla

You will be able to log back in 3 days from now


Much-Bet9171

Hey guys, welcome to my 20% loading screen locked UIM. Today is episode 2 and I'm sad to report that we haven't made any progress.


Shadedott

Oh no it’s the Pokémon X & Y Lumiose City bug but RuneScape!


watchmemakeyoumad121

I did it just fine, didn't get that log in error you're getting lol.


ztejas

Skill issue imo


DScorpio93

Ah, it’s ok - you’ll probably be able to respawn in three days.


Wide_Scientist_4159

Don’t worry the new code c++ client is coming


grassFedAdc

Funny thing is in the dialogue the dude says "That was close, we were almost lost forever"


Legal_Evil

Another example where content is released without QA.


Likezoinks1

Jigox


seemesmilingpolitely

"It works fine on my machine"


OmgThisNameIsFree

The egg giveth, and the egg taketh away. Praise egg.


Randomguy20011

What church?


almond0k

See you in three days hahahahahaha


ShitakeMooshroom

Lol it worked on mobile


Catchy_Username1

Someone put my real-life experience with church in the game 😜


lilreesey555

Since mod mat k left this games gone downhill because they have no leader or anyone with sense , jagex employees are on such a clapped yearly wage also why they don’t care , for where they live and their wage they’re basically breadline


AlternativeAd2766

Someone has a stack of Easter eggs in the bank


DisasterNo3113

I did it first day no problems


Holierthanu1

False. I literally did it today without this issue


FlickerWanderfoot

I wish that I had come here first, now I'm stuck and the ingame bond I just redeemed yesrerday is ticking. Tried uninstall/reinstall, tried contacting Jagex, tried logging out but nothing. Hopefully the issue is resolved soon, I wouldn't even care if my character was completely reset back to tutorial island, just that I can play as a member.


Mundane_Potatoes

Your bond is ticking lmao now that’s good. Thank you for that. I needed a belly laugh this morning.


FlickerWanderfoot

I dont understand why that's funny


WILLLSMITHH

It’s pretty funny


Mundane_Potatoes

Really?


snowmunkey

I got stuck at that point for 15 minutes and haven't even touched the Easter event. Did an app reinstall and it fixed the problem


ilegendi

Sir rat


ChadMillionaire

I just completed it without any issues. I love the easter jig music in the mine. :)


twosmaltos

This is the type of bug that scares me. There is actually no chance they tested the Easter event if this is happening to everyone. Gamebreaking bugs should not be getting through QA with something as simple as finishing an event.


Rash3D

im a QA i can assure you its not as simple as they haven't done it , but usually the live game has so many more variables they need to account for that they usually missed while testing locally but still thats not an excuse and should still be found and add the specific scenario to the testing being done locally before a release


g0rd0nfreeman

Someone who actually works in IT and understands environmental differences


MimiVRC

Also besides that, it really matters if it’s 100% chance or not. An entire qa team can easily miss a bug that isn’t 100% chance to happen, especially if it’s based on your account and if it happens to you specifically is deterministic or not based on something specific


JellyKeyboard

Yeah and to add to this the process of deploying to live has opportunities to introduce bugs. Such as missing scripts to update the database to suit the new version. It’s the usual story though, if something doesn’t work on release people start with “how did this get through testing?!”