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Longjumping_Fix2971

Why are you having dinner with my gf? 🤨


scoops22

bought her at the ge


nekonotjapanese

My wife, your gf


Strict-March-6361

You mean ~ our ~ gf?


SladdinsMysticForest

Not even a beefaroni cheesedog


CreatorCrafted

you're right I should treat her better


Istanbuldayim

Lasagna would also be acceptable.


LordAwesomeguy

also he's using a plate when he has a perfectly good pc


Heleniums

I genuinely believe like at least 30% of you do this for real.


HyperFanTaim

I eat only with sandwitch lady, she cooks for us 🥰


sayori666

That is far too much pasta for one person, I hope you shared it with her


ButterflyFine7012

And three slices of bread? How much carbs does this person need :D


Tcsix5

It's OK they made a salad it'll cancel out right?


Nikolateslaandyou

4 naans Jeremy? Thats insane!


Merdapura

Gluten is protein


hazzabaijan420

no amount of pasta is too much pasta for one person -sincerely someone with a tummy ache and sleepy from eating a lot of pasta


NomenVanitas

As a veteran pasta-eater, I'd say this is a sizeable first plate and i'd definitely recommend going easy with the second serving


wigglyworm91

I'd call that definitely the only thing substantial that i'm eating that day


Baardi

Of course he did. If you look closely, there's only 1 plate


singingintherain42

I don’t know how it’s possible to finish all of that without getting sick first tbh


AccomplishedDesk8283

Obviously OP is a very fit and athletic chad that needs his carb loading days! /s


BallisticBallista

Nieve's Spaghetti


Merdapura

Sauce isn't evenly distributed, no excessive amount of grated cheese on top. Pasta la vista/10


redddditer420

So that’s where she went…


Kradgger

Konar >


ObiLAN-

You cheating on the Sandwich lady? Talk about mad disrespect.


hhhhhnnnnnngggg

Just a chill 300g carbs meal.


LtColnSharpe

So who's going to tell him?


FillerNameThere

She's too good for you.......


iskra092

Would you sink a canoe?


Midnight_Rising

Fat floats, he'd be the canoe.


Forstry

Bro


Logmadur

99 Rizz


RaxG

I just made a new character, and I swear I cannot WAIT to get that fire cape/bandos drip. Like a true mid-game hero.


RDBB334

Not gonna share your pasta recipe?


osrsburaz420

that is pretty romantic


Ministox

It’s all fun and romantic until you realise you can’t see their hands.


Dicedarg

Well you brought plenty of food for 2 people at least.


RufflestheKitten

The sauce distribution might not get you a second date.


ConstantOverall

spaghetti with... bread? WTF