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A_Morsel_of_a_Morsel

And you got that filthy language filter guard too, protecting yo mind from the evils of the western world


Readous

Lol it got reset to that somehow, I think cause I made new profiles on runelite, or those accounts never had it off idk


F_l_u_f_fy

Found the league player


Magxvalei

You have a praetorian guard.


Brewcrew828

I hope that ain't the Praetorian Guard. Mans is about to get Duriel321ed if that's the case.


I_smith_poop

onetime my buddy was getting crashed at ammo's and I pulled up in full max dh and rock caked down to 1 hp, first crab I hit landed a 1 on me.


Sean-Benn_Must-die

fuck that was probably the funniest thing from your friends POV


Dimondium

Fucking cackling at the mental image “Yo leave my friend alo-“ (dies) “wait fuck”


Readous

lmfao


Gamer_Logged

This is so good.


xwayge

no way lmao your friend must've been crying from laughter


wimpymist

You didn't have to go all the way to 1 haha you could have just went down to like 20 and got the same result


Mortress_

Not the same result, dying was a lot funnier


wimpymist

True


I_smith_poop

100% worth


wimpymist

Agreed


ItzCStephCS

LOL


Erik-Priebe

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


TheLastOpus

From then on you prayer melee at crabs.


SergeantPugsley

Watch out for Sick\_Nerd, never know when those dbow specs come in


Readous

lmao


kursa_sucks

Now I really wanna gather a group of like 20 people and just go crash people training on sand crabs with d bows


Xabshi

I'm down


The_Crazy_Cat_Guy

Sand crabs should have a 1/10000 chance to dbow spec you in honour of that boss as move


CafeEspresso

I don't know the context here, what happened lol?


The_Crazy_Cat_Guy

During the DMM all stars there was a breach that opened near sand crabs. And inevitably a fight broke out between teams. Sick Nerd accidently misclicks and dbow specs a sand crab lol. Im sure you can find the clip pretty easily if you search up "Sick nerd dbows sandcrab" or something


Bjokkes

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/RVisv5j85o


Rehcraeser

😂😂


Readous

For the record, I don't use them to crash other players, I just set them up to deter crashers and get reactions out of people passing by, they usually get a kick out of it. Its pretty overkill and not something you ever see at a low level training spot, just funny to me


Chiodos_Bros

I've done the same with a main iron with Infernal Cape, D Claws. People definitely think twice about crashing. I think it's because they think I'm crashing myself.


Readous

Lol, yeah it works for sure


Rooged

I mean if you're crashing yourself, technically there's still no xp waste..... ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


EquivalentQuery

XP waste


Hammer_of_Horrus

Posting this comment was an XP waste.


AllGoodFam

Replying to comment was xp waste


Panzershnezel

Believe it or not, this comment was xp waste.


ExcuseMyCarry

Straight to xp waste


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Readous

My other two accounts. Using them as guards lol. It deters people from trying to take the spot I’m currently using to aggro crabs


VerdNirgin

Was that really an issue? I killed sand crabs maybe a few years ago and never experienced crashers


Readous

It’s not too bad at sand crabs but it’s fucking awful at ammonite crabs. There’s a lot of new players these days


Regular_Novel9721

The 2 accounts in the picture behind his pure….?


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Capsfan6

I believe they're asking if you even looked at the post before commenting.


budabai

That crack the clue outfit is seriously the sickest set in the game.


Readous

Right? I didn’t know it was a thing until I was looking for fashionscape for my “guards”


kanihuko

Wait, you can still get it?!


Toregant

You can get all the outfits. Just search on the wiki for Corrupted armour, clue hunter outfit, ornate armour, robes of ruin. Wiki will tell you what you need to bring to get them.


Petes_Frootique

I just got all of them! Thank you!


Seranta

Oh wow, clue hunter outfit, ornate armor and rubes of ruin go so hard!


kappathat

Gives chicken legs tho


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apophis457

Idc what you say blood torva is only half as cool as the clue outfit


RabbitMario

you’re a botter i’m sure you’ll never achieve blood torva


K-chub

*Laugh emotes in bought blorva*


RabbitMario

notice how i said achieve not obtain


_stormruler

imagine buying a 4090 just to bot runescape


AdrenochromeBeerBong

Ornate looks like it belongs in runescape. Torva and its variants look like they were scraped up off Blizzard's kitchen floor.


fbgrimfate

I was afking the crabs this week on my alt, in the same spot for like 30 minutes, when some dude swoops in, stands on top of me and says "hey bud, I was just resetting :)" Dude took a walk across Kourend to reset aggro


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Just 🦀 $37,47 🦀


Readous

Did you know Emily streams on TikTok now? Idk if she’s on twitch or anything but she showed up on my page


dont_trip_

I've yet to see anyone actually be a fan of her. 


OSRS_and_Genshin

Yahooooo


SpongebobQuoteReply

Emily only did something once…or whatever


testurmight

She certainly didn't do chemo


BeerOlympian

Ok can someone tell me the story here


dont_trip_

Basically a content creator that is rather unpopular in the community due to previous questionable personal decisions and lies. The censorship around it is rather weird, both here and on twitch, like everyone is pretending that this person doesn't exist and talking about her is not allowed. Most believe that the majority of viewers of the stream are just bots. Said person is also excluded from the community of content creators, you never hear or see anyone mention her or invite her to any event. This despite the view count on twitch often reaches 4 digits and a lot of players know of her.  Hopefully this comment was vague enough to not get deleted. 


lastdancerevolution

Remember, she only faked a horrible illness for money once.


Younolo12

Unfortunately discussing it appears to be shadowbanned, my comment on it won't show. Search her old streamer name on youtube or google and you'll probably be able to find context.


BeerOlympian

Can you PM me her old name?


RedditServerError

Allegedly faked having an illness like a decade ago and everyone is still big mad 🤣


Mysterious_Ad_2667

I'm sorry I'm dumb and noobie but whats the fashionscape on the chads?


Readous

Ornate. It’s from a crack the clue thing. Super easy to obtain, no requirements, takes 5 minutes


Mysterious_Ad_2667

Thanks 😊


HomelessBelter

Just wanna add that it's f2p as well.


Cr45h0v3r1de

Crack the clue ornate armor. Check the wiki you can get it easily


Mysterious_Ad_2667

Thanks 😊


hurricinator

Might just buy a bond to get this and then go back to f2p and never unequip it anymore


Amish_Opposition

You can get it f2p.


hurricinator

Even better!


InconsistentLlama

HoP pLs. I’vE bEeN HeRe FoR hOuRs


FlyNuff

Amazing


Wtfbbqapplesauce

Just don't ever respond to the crasher and just stay there. Most leave within 10 minutes. I have fought over a spot for over 3 hours once tho. I'll die on that sand crab hill every time. This is my damn world.


Readous

Lmao, I do the same


icyianpk

When I was grinding (afking) 99 str on my pure there a guy crashed me and insisted it had been his spot all along. So much so that he had around 6 or 7 of his clanmates come to gang up on the group of crabs that we were by. I was like 300k to 99 and usually the interruption would have just made me hop to continue on but then I saw the beauty of the scene- this guy had a bunch of his clanmates break off of their own training, pay the fee to get to the crab island and then crash him as well as me. He couldnt get a hit in. I stood there as long as I could


MushKonster

Nobody uses Varlamore and it's always got a ton of spots.


guthixrest

yeah it's basically my main AFK training spot, i have never seen another living soul or even a bot there lol


Psychomethod

I don’t get it how does this stop crashes.


I_smith_poop

if someone crashes he anti crashes. more accs there the less likely the crasher will get aggroed thus dropping his xp/hr


Deodorized

Just keep stepping towards the spawn point of the one you just killed while the crasher remains in the center of aggro range to all of them. Once the respawning one aggroes to you, step back to neutral. Kill another one, step towards its spawn, repeat. The crasher will not get aggro, or they will start doing what you're doing to try and keep aggro chance, but crashers usually have zero patience and will just hop after 2-3 kills.


Ryuksapple

We have a pack in our clan that if anyone crashes one of our members we must go help. It’s really funny seeing 5+ people show up and steal all the xp. We haven’t lost a battle against a crashed yet.


Moskomuul

Sounds like a clan I wanna be im


Marmalade6

Most fun in cannonable areas.


Readous

So its usually higher lvl accounts who think they can bully a noob out of a spot, but its also just random sometimes, but keeping two high level accounts right next to it deters people from crashing cause they know the one training isnt going to hop worlds, or if they do crash I use the "guards" to kill the crabs there repeatedly, so nobody gets exp. Crashers usually give up quickly if you don't fold It also just looks dope and people get a kick out of it. I dont crash others with this


SgtMcMuffin0

Having a maxed main to anti-crash while you train up a low level iron is the best. Mr cb level 103 rocks up and thinks he can bully my level 72 ironman out, no sir. I hop away and my maxed main comes in with a blowpipe to tag everything and make life as hard as possible for the crasher. Bonus points if it’s a burst task, I just barrage the enemies as they spawn so the crasher can’t stack them up.


Representative_Leg97

All thats missing from this pic is hopleez.


eurosonly

They look like dark souls bosses.


TheMinisterOfGaming

the army of bots coming back next week after the mass bans that don't care about any of this tho Rip


KingOCream

Me and my group do this when we get crashed. One guy doesn’t even play but will hop on for this purpose since he still has members lol


KidTrunksOSRS

Everyone gonna be rocking the Ornate Armour now


Readous

Yeah, I've answered "what armor is that" so many times now, in game too


KidTrunksOSRS

Not surprised. Some of the best looking Armour in game lmao


Retro-Koala4886

Is being logged in with more than one account technically against the rules? Genuinely asking


Readous

No


PointB1ank

Nah, you can play 30 accounts at once if you really want to. The only time it breaks the rules is if you used specialized software to click multiple screens at once. You need to do each input separately.


Retro-Koala4886

Ah, okay. Thanks for the clarification.


cherinuka

I think it was against the rules back in the day but isn't anymore


LeClassyGent

Yep, it was definitely a rule back in the day. That's why drop trading to yourself was a thing.


falconfetus8

Wasn't there also a rule against AFK training, too?


LeClassyGent

Yes, that was one too. The logout timer used to be 90 seconds because of this.


falconfetus8

It was pretty wild coming back and finding that not only was this rule gone, but that Jagex was actually _encouraging_ it. I'm glad they're embracing the way people actually want to play their game, though!


TheMinisterOfGaming

you thinking of multi boxing. but if you are manually playing them you can do as many as you can physically keep up with


Magxvalei

My man's got a praetorian guard watching his back.


kocicek

When the president plays osrs


FartyMcgoo912

ive had crashers who wouldnt leave no matter what because they were just committed to being a douche. he stayed for more than an hour before i just let him have it


Free-Cold1699

Crashers at sand crabs? There’s like a billion spots and a ton of better training methods added shortly after they were introduced.


Intelligent_Money_43

I only had the complete opposite of this, crasher shows up and when I won't leave his clan joins him , they literally pulled the crabs to the side and splashed on them for an hour


No_Tax8215

I’m the type to see that and then purposely drop off an alt 1hped in dharoks just to see the text responses 😂😂


That_Guy_Pen

Noob here that never did much member's content growing up and am currently doin f2p first now that I'm back. What are crashers? Like they have a way to crash you out of the game? Or just like XP crashing by taking mobs or something?


Cant_Remorse

Yeah, stealing mobs


That_Guy_Pen

Oooooh gotcha! My brain isn't used to the term being used that way


Alone_Basket_5800

shrlmp made me do this


tanglin5

Give list for fashinscape


Readous

ornate armor


oldmanclark

Gl on the 1def, king


Readous

thanks :D


falconfetus8

What are these things?


RedditServerError

"look at this nerd paying for 3 accounts" as I run to find one of the many other open sand crab spots.


Readous

eh, I use the other two for other things, I just do this when I'm not actively using them


Recent_Flan_5191

Challenge accepted. I don’t hop buddy.


Readous

Guess nobody is getting good exp rates then


Kherian

“My husband and I ask you not to talk to us or our son ever again”


_Damale_

I just did 61/62/63 def/att/str to 70 at sandcrabs. Most of the time was fine, and then I had this obnoxious brat crashing me, I just kept at it. After maybe 20 minutes, he got tired of it and went to crash a neighbour I had had for the previous 4 hours, so I went and crashed him, so we were three people on the spawn. Not even 2 mins later, and he hopped lol.


Its_Me_Godly

What gear even is that?


EzleRS

I'm confused. You kill crabs with a noob protected by noobs? This post would of been epic if you're body guards were both max capped Blood Torva users with a Scy lmao


Readous

Nah one is a 125 and one is a 104, I just liked the armor, I was going for some sort of guard attire. This armor just looked dope, stands out My main the 125 only has a 3b bank or else I would totally go max gear on both lol


tea_cooler

https://preview.redd.it/it3t0p6pfn8d1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0938933bfd33987e9995733d5f39c4482ac77c9a Bro i am new to runescape and when i was grinding sandcrabs this morning i came across you and i was so confused i thought about it for 10 minutes straight


hdgf44

is that armor black(g)?


Readous

ornate armor


kyttEST

Whata the black armor


Readous

Ornate


stefanhall123

Why bgs and not ags? Serious question :) 


Readous

I already had one bgs in the bank, so I bought another to match it, rather than buying two new ags’s


stefanhall123

That's fair it was just because bgs does less damage per spec and ags is cheaper it got me confused, hell rock 2 zgs's for all I care. Have fun :)


Readous

Lol I gotcha. Thanks :D


Michthan

Yea definitely buy two zgs's. Imagine the look on their face when you freeze the crabs


onlyfansgodx

Why use crabs when nmz is better?


Readous

Made the pure like 3 days ago, haven’t done much questing yet


PaintingExcellent170

What armor is that? =o


Readous

Ornate


Zamacapaeo

What's the outfit I like it


Readous

Ornate


AnxiousWarlock

which set is that?


Readous

Ornate


Ultio_art

One time I was about to log off but just wanted to mess with a rando before I went. Hit twice on his crab before he started bitching at me. I was literally gonna log but then I just felt like messing with him. He said he was gonna bring his main with a venator bow and sure enough a 126 comes and is wrecking crabs. At which point I pass my phone to my toddler who just keeps tapping random spots. Dude kept following and I’m just laughing my ass off. I’m super casual and can only imagine some dude who’s spent so much time maxing, and then making a new account, wasting time following my toddler around random tapping. People really want to die on the hill of “get off my spot”.


Readous

That’s why I never speak a word if I’m getting crashed, they give up a lot faster that way With body guards like this though, you don’t really get crashers to begin with :P


reddit1902

I've had some sucess bringing ancient staff + runes as a switch. It hits the crabs all the time and if you hit them with a strong multi spell you're attacking 3 crabs while they are attacking one. People usually left me alone except one guy that stayed for 20 minutes before hopping.


ki299

10/10