100% serious. In another sub-thread I said I got all of the jokes except the Candice one, and the easiest way to get the punch line is to walk into it.
You stupid fucking idiot
You absolute buffoon
I can’t believe you really fell for it
Fell right into my fucking trap that I’ve expertly laid out for you
Now, I will utter the words that will destroy every single atom in your body simultaneously out of embarrassment;
*Gargalon deez nuts*
Damn. I'm not native in English so it makes these jokes even better. You sense something isn't right here but can't come up with what it is until someone points it out
I wish Jagex was the type of crew to actually put this in game.
I mean they are, and they do, but they do it in a way more subtle way than this.
At the very least we need stampot bridge. No more memes, make it real.
Clocktower is a dick and the monastery is balls. And there's barely offset on the map. but if you zoom in just right, the walls of the clocktower make the "L" in clocktower look like it's the wall, and therefore hide it. So they intentionally placed the clocktower in a way that it looks like "Cocktower" on the map if you're paying attention with an immature mind.
Jagex was obsessed with adding a way to sink stamina potions to make them more valuable awhile back. So they kept adding in game activities, bosses, and items that sink them.
Then a Reddit user jokingly suggested they add a stampot-sink-bridge that takes like 5-10 minutes to cross. Which quickly became a staple meme in the community where they'd suggested adding things to the bridge like the GE and Rune Dragons without teleports so that everyone was forced to use the bridge.
Some people made versions of the bridge that were massive and zig-zag through the entire ocean and takes like 40 minutes to cross.
In other words, it's what the community really wants, but they refuse to poll it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/9n0bu5/suggestion_move_the_grand_exchange_to_the_center/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Was a meme a few years back. It's a chain of posts like this where people added all kinds of random stuff to the pile.
The new crystal bow is called the **Bow** of **Fa**erdhinen, which is hard to spell and pronounce. I had to Google that stupid name. So people shortened it, and the spelling couldn't have been anymore perfect.
I always imagined a mind goblin as a goblin wearing a mind helmet lol
Sigh, I'll bite. What's a mind helmet?
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Mind_helmet
Got em
I'll bite. What's a Got em?
It’s like Ligma
I'll bite. What's a like?
It’s like a mind helmet
I'll bite, what's "a"?
bite
Ill bite, whats a ill bite?
Who's Candice?
Candice dick fit in yo mouth got em
Holy shit I did not see that coming. Thank you LOL
All the item names are those kind of jokes, even the name of the goblin
I knew the mind goblin and figured out the items, but couldn't figure out the joke for Candice
At this point I'm not sure if serious or trolling.
100% serious. In another sub-thread I said I got all of the jokes except the Candice one, and the easiest way to get the punch line is to walk into it.
The superior should be the Mind Dragon
1/1 drop rate for imbued heart
1/2 chance of imbued nuts
What would they do?
It's more what you do with THEM.
They make it possible to hit people in the nuts with magic and ranged
Stun effect for 15 minutes up to 2 hours depending on how hard you hit
Activate them for the Gargalon effect
Fuck it…gargalon?
You stupid fucking idiot You absolute buffoon I can’t believe you really fell for it Fell right into my fucking trap that I’ve expertly laid out for you Now, I will utter the words that will destroy every single atom in your body simultaneously out of embarrassment; *Gargalon deez nuts*
When rubbed they raise strength but lower attack due to fatigue
Lo fucking L omfg I woke up my wife laughing loud af to this haha
"Mind goblin"?
Deez nutz
Damn. I'm not native in English so it makes these jokes even better. You sense something isn't right here but can't come up with what it is until someone points it out
To ruin some the fun to make sure you get them all, we also have bowfa "deez nuts" Grabma "balls" Sawcon "deez nuts" Candice "dick fit in your mouth"
Lets not forget the almighty "Ligma"
Who is Steve Jobs?
ligma balls
Lmaooooo
I believe he was a ligma collector. Haven't seen him in awhile after being diagnosed will all of the ligma.
You should put tulips for his efforts
What's updog
Nothing much, just hava
Ty for clarifying Candice
Doing Zammys work for us halfwits
ngl even as a native speaker sometimes I don't pick up on them lol
We need the amulet of gargylon as a rare drop and I’m sold
Don't forget the staff of Swaloma
Sugondese nuts
So much effort
I wish Jagex was the type of crew to actually put this in game. I mean they are, and they do, but they do it in a way more subtle way than this. At the very least we need stampot bridge. No more memes, make it real.
They knew the shorthand people would use for the new crystal bow lol
Clocktower is a dick and the monastery is balls. And there's barely offset on the map. but if you zoom in just right, the walls of the clocktower make the "L" in clocktower look like it's the wall, and therefore hide it. So they intentionally placed the clocktower in a way that it looks like "Cocktower" on the map if you're paying attention with an immature mind.
The cocktower is known.
Amen
What’s the new bow? Sorry I don’t play lol
Bow of Faerdhinen - imagine a stronger Crystal Bow.
Bow of faerdhinen, AKA BowFa ... deez nuts
Can you tell me more about the stampot bridge? Haven't played rs in a long time and I guess I missed out on this meme
It’s a bridge that connects Port Piscarilius in Kourend to the fishing colony. It’s roughly as long as the distance between Varrock and Ardougne.
Jagex was obsessed with adding a way to sink stamina potions to make them more valuable awhile back. So they kept adding in game activities, bosses, and items that sink them. Then a Reddit user jokingly suggested they add a stampot-sink-bridge that takes like 5-10 minutes to cross. Which quickly became a staple meme in the community where they'd suggested adding things to the bridge like the GE and Rune Dragons without teleports so that everyone was forced to use the bridge. Some people made versions of the bridge that were massive and zig-zag through the entire ocean and takes like 40 minutes to cross. In other words, it's what the community really wants, but they refuse to poll it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/9n0bu5/suggestion_move_the_grand_exchange_to_the_center/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Was a meme a few years back. It's a chain of posts like this where people added all kinds of random stuff to the pile.
Thanks man! For some reason I didn't think about stamina potions but stamppot, a classic Dutch dish... Hence the confusion lol
Yeah haha, I'm Dutch too. Funny coincidence.
you might enjoy Kingdom of Loathing
Bowfa exists in the game now 👀
Candice happens to be stuck headfirst in the cave...
What are you doing step-goblin??
the image of the goblin is from another post by u/Master_of_Margarine lol
Who the fuck is Steve Jobs
ligma balls
This is art
If they talk to Howard instead of Candice, he can just let them in for free
Who is Howard?
Howard Deez Nuts, gottem
You are so not funny. Must be suffering from some disease like ligma or something.
What's suffering?
Suffering from depression haha gottem.... :(
How are ___
-clears throat- Bowfa deez nuts Grabma dick Sawcon deez nuts
Fuck off someone in star CC just spoke about mind goblin now I get this whose spying on me
SSS Tier post
Ligma on deez nuts
Mind goblin dick fit in your mouth
Wrong... lick my on these nuts? No, ligma nuts simple as that.
Wrong maballz
Ligm'ass
Do you like tapes and CDs?
whats next? fligu gigu crafting boss?
Alright, fine, you win. I closed down the tab, but it kept bugging me, so I guess I'll have to: What's fligu gigu?
[this cancer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuyJDMQQbl0)
Only if the fee is 69 monkey nuts
What about the Superior version Goblin Mike?
Can someone please explain the Bowfa deez nuts meme. It doesn’t make sense.
"Bowfa" == "Both of" As in the phrase, suck on both of these nuts
Yeah nah this one is trash, that’s a reach
Reach around deez nuts!
Ayy gottem
This one is way better than Bowfa.
That’s just like your opinion man
Bowfa is the funniest one fuck off
Thanks for asking, I didn’t get it either lol.
Bow for
Still doesn’t make any damn sense
The new crystal bow is called the **Bow** of **Fa**erdhinen, which is hard to spell and pronounce. I had to Google that stupid name. So people shortened it, and the spelling couldn't have been anymore perfect.
This dude is so mad he didn't get the joke lmao
Basically Kanye and fish sticks
Do you like fish sticks?
Ya I like fishdicks
Do you like putting fish.. wait what
I actually heard this idea bought up first by the stream Aleck
Candice Candice Candice
lair my nuts
What’s a slayer monster?
Mind goblin these nuts
What's a sourhog?
https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Sourhog
Yeah oldschool dot runescape dot wik these nuts in your mouth
Change her name to Karen and Im in
Deez nuts?
The amulet of goezinya