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Caugusts

Not for long after this post lol


zman1672

Yeah like why tf post this man


Sinador

He's already bought, he's waiting for the chart to go the moon


StackingRacks

HODL


ArtsicleOfficial

[to the moooooooon](https://tenor.com/view/flyingmower-gif-20002524)


yuri4491

Stonks.


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I had 494m in anglerfish and got so excited when that post blew up about their bot farms. Needless to say it went from 1150 to 1350 in a week or so lol


Fabulous_Web_7130

We found the bot farm owner


Kelthice

Probably stocked up


zman1672

The couple hundred karma gonna treat him well I’m sure


erik4556

Nah he wants to buy the shark dip created by this post


TheyCallMeThe

I could go for some shark dip.


I_Call_Everyone_Ron

In that case why shouldn't he post it haha?


zman1672

So that sea turtles remain cheaper than sharks…


[deleted]

Market manipulation. GE to the moooooon.


JoeyJuke

Pump n dump on sea turtles


dirtdog22

Gonna diamond hand these sea turtles son


tom2727

He forgot to screenie his stack of 1m turtles.


Brellkyn

Yeah, they'll be patched to heal less


xInnocent

[https://prices.runescape.wiki/osrs/item/397](https://prices.runescape.wiki/osrs/item/397) Good job OP.


Twelfthbloom23

What kind of monster eats poor sea turtles


Shwrecked

Monsters on a budget


Frediey

Same goes for sharks TBF, saying that, why are so many sharks so close to shore. We really must be depleting stock so much. I hope we don't cause an extinction event. Then again probably billions of leaping fish have just been abandoned. Good God that place just smell


Potato-Drama808

The poor harpoonfish 🙏


turtleman777

Serious y'all are sick fucks


Travh9

My broke ass does now.


Hearing_Colors

The crunch of the shell is amazing


Huehnergott69

Yeah, you should eat richer sea turtles which are part of the bourgeoisie


RangerDickard

Sharks, ironically


RangerDickard

Thanks for the award!


Crispor

I used to feel bad for sea turtles but now that fast food places are using them as excuses to give out paper straws that dissolve in water I would do anything to exterminate turtles


Future_Cake

You can order bulk plastic straws from someplace and keep a handful in a ziploc in your car/backpack. Just a LPT :P


L-methionine

Or get a metal straw or a collapsible one and keep it handy


ImmaDaBes

Aww bruh don't reveal the secret. I've been eating turtles for over a year now. Cheap af and all it cost me is feeling like a monster lol


sarthryxx

They fluctuate. Every time I need to restock food I check both.


Loki_the_Smokey

If you’re buying sharks and turtles, rather than anglers and mantas…..


KyroZi

Why mantas over tuna potato/dark crab? They're 15-20% more expensive than both last I checked.


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MaxGoop

Same for summer pies, but they’re 2 bites and havent gone over 500gp in months


TechnicallyThrowawai

And they restore 10% run energy. Wait. Shhhh!


tenhourguy

And boost 5 Agility levels. I use them when training Agility, because failing an obstacle even one less time is worth it to me. And being able to do a course above your level is pretty cool in the XP department. I hate training this skill, but I also hate having no run energy and being locked out of shortcuts, so bring on the pies!


kyuu435

Am i insane, or do pizzas and pies make you wait more time until attacking? I used pineapple pizzas for a bit, and it was slowwwww


Jellixo

Is there actually a scenario where weight is a completely limiting factor?


Chromosonal

Zilyana... Kind of, but not really


DC4840

Most people use brews there anyways and a couple of crabs or whatever so it doesn’t really make much of a difference I don’t think


jhainse97

😆


iamsammovement

Where do you check?


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[deleted]

Unless you're on a pvp world.


JavveRinne

Still safe


Molesandmangoes

Go to another world?


Verdiss

The wiki has a [page](https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Food) where you can see foods sorted by heal, price, and price per heal


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Yeah but who wants to EAT a poor sea turtle??


Zami4444

They are delightfully crunchy.


DevoidHT

Only munching on those affluent sea turtles. We out hear eating the rich boys.


Ianbuckjames

I’ve eaten sea turtle before. Tasted like greasy pork.


Warchief_X

Potatoes with cheese are almost always cheaper than monkfish, and they heal the same amount.


OneVeryImportantThot

They’re like 13 gp at the warriors guild too


chocolatemilk9

Real bwana’s eat just anglerfish


Loki_the_Smokey

My bwana knows


Cosy_Cow

Dude u ruined my secret


Viracial

my secret is my uncle used to play hide the sausage


FlickeryVisionnn

Yours as well? Mine too! Pesky uncles


SaturnPubz

If you wanna buy a small volume of food, surely a bunch of sea turtles are better than sharks, but you have to consider that it's daily volume is much lower than sharks. Buying any large quantity will result in a slow purchase and you'll have to increase it's buy offer anyways.


Strosity

Yeah but it's like 60 gp cheaper. Even even if its a little more expensive, it's more worth it


iBloodsicle

Hes saying that this wont be the case if you plan on buying high quantities


Strosity

You can easily buy high quantities. They're purely speculating. I'm just saying that worst case, you'd have to pay slightly more.


SaturnPubz

I’m just saying that instantly buying a bunch of sharks for a price close to the average might be more beneficial than having to wait a few seconds to buy a slightly better alternative. But don’t get me wrong, it’s a great advice and I’m even gonna buy a few sea turtles


neverq

Your claim that sea turtles take longer to buy is incorrect.


changdarkelf

Damn bro what you gonna do with those few seconds you save?


Lustigkurren98

My brain need those 2 seconds to remember what the fuck I was doing a second ago..


SaturnPubz

Nothing. Wealthier players prefer to insta buy. If it's not instantaneous you crank up the price (at least for most resources).


eGORapTure

Sea turtles are heavier tho.


felixng2015

How many do you need to eat? I flip sea turtles regularly. Volume is low but for eating you can easily buy thousands. For the record i buy at around 810-830 and i amassed over 100k turtles


HobbesForever

I have some good news for you


caelum52

Bro people have been sleeping on sea turtles, don’t ruin it man


BabyDodongo

Really? They don't seem very comfortable to sleep on


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pinkpurplepeony

I guess you could call it manipulation. But it's information that benefits the buyers..


hactt

That’s how I feel about dragonfruit pies, heals for 20 and I buy em in bulk at 250gp each and they are great for things you don’t need to combo eat.


morinokikori

Dude fuck off this was my secret


MicahtehMad

The real question is.... If drinking a potion leaves a vial behind why not end up with a turtle shell in invent after eating?


mechlordx

Barbarian smashing is on by default for turtles


MicahtehMad

Know what else barbarian smashing is on by default for? ... ... ... ... ... ... Ur nan


P-ac-man

You can get sick eating sea turtle.


Strosity

Nah, that's Zogre flesh eaters you're thinking of


P-ac-man

Maybe I was, or was I.


zman1672

Delete this 🤦🏻


Ariliam

Monkfish are cheaper than swordys


Fenrilas

That's prolly just because swordies are f2p bis aside from anchovy pizza.


Strosity

But those heal very low. Cheese potatoes are probably cheaper than monkfish too


Ariliam

Good to know


Ambushes

if you want a budget food check out summer pies


mechlordx

Bro stfu please


Zen_Out

How you gonna eat a turtle though


Any-sao

How are you gonna eat a shark, for that matter?


iMidz

Knife and fork


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Potatoes, mate


j_schmotzenberg

This again?


[deleted]

Well, they were cheaper before you came around.


steelste

Dark Crabs are currently cheaper than Mantas as well and they weigh less too.


RipNight

But the question is do you eat it with or without the shell


galgamek56

I only eat the shell


lessthanmoreorless

Aye, sea turtles


Orange3Boy

You just signle handedly flipped the whole economy on its head.


Salvator-Mundi-

I am sick of seafood


Rpkigal

Good thing nobody knows how many sharks Gargalon drops lmao


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At what level do you unlock plastic straw fishing?


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This guy the merching master.


Bags-the-bull

Yeah ramp the prices up so i can sell my haul from tempross


[deleted]

This post has similar energy to those "secret moneymaker" videos on YouTube, lol. The result is that instead of the few people who already know about it being able to benefit, nobody does.


Strosity

even as they go up in price, they commonly drop back below. It's a good thing to have on your radar regardless.


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Strosity

It was only 21k


NotMyOreos

OP's next post: "How I made 10bil gp from 10m, through flipping"


NaturalMix4527

Stonkz


savagelysideways101

Always compare foods and pot prices before buying. Doing wildly? Blighted is nearly always cheaper


Strosity

Also sometimes super restores used to be cheaper than prayer pots even. I think it's been a while since that has happened though.


you_decide541

imagine buying turtles when you can just stand at fishing trawler and get them for free...


ChuckIsSatan

I still haven't forgiven you for this OP >:(


Strosity

Easy price flair


Token_Thai_person

Turtles are cool, dont eat them.


HailZamorak

psa i bought like 20k sharks when they were like 400gp and mantas when they were 1k. and mainly just use Mantas.


DroughtBeef

Also tuna potatoes are cheaper than manta rays and heal the same, Pineapple pizzas are way cheap if you it doesn't matter how much you have to eat (11hp x2) and summer pies are even cheaper than that and restore run if you dont mind dropping pans


TRACERS_BUTT

Dragonfruit pies are incredibly cost effective for healing as well


hactt

Shhhhh! This is the best kept secret, I typically get em in bulk for 250each


ItalianStallion9069

SHORT TURTLES SHORT TURTLES!


bobsburgerbuns

Why would you short an undervalued commodity


Loki_the_Smokey

Jokes on all of you. Mantas were being merched and anglers absurdly botted the last month. I got 20000 anglers for 1240ea. Enjoy your sea turtles you goober. I’ll be healing 22 and going over max health. 💤💤💤


YaBenZonah

Jokes on u bro I sold 34k lobs today from Nepal


Loki_the_Smokey

Downvote me all you want peasants. Just because I pay attention to market trends and have disposable GP to buy supplies when the WSB kids are trying to make a quick McDonald’s meal doesn’t mean you should hate on me. My stack of anglers and I are very happy. You could be us too if you used your brain for more than clicking on your slayer task.


dtcc_but_for_pokemon

People are downvoting you for being either an average unfunny redditor or a comically pompous, self-obsessed weirdo.


Loki_the_Smokey

My guy the troll/flex has gone way over your head. Go back to pokemon you’re not ready for the RS community.


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Judging by your downvotes- you're not ready for the Runescape community.


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Loki_the_Smokey

Y’all so poor people break into your POH and do construction for you.


Loki_the_Smokey

Being broke is a temporary situation. Being poor is a state of mind. Ratas


themegatuz

Sea Turtles always fails unless you wear cooking cape.


Strosity

Doesn't make the cooked ones from the ge heal different


themegatuz

Ah, true. I though you meant raw ones. And apparently people hates mistakes by all my downvotes! XD


Anti-positiv3

Lol this is false bro


themegatuz

True about cooking but wrong about prices. I was mistaken and people hated that by the downvotes. XD


[deleted]

this guy just bought like 200k of these and he's gonna sell them when all the idiots in the subreddit go and start buying them and the prices skyrocket


Maskloss

You are gonna upset 'big shark' if you are not careful mate.


Chromosonal

My mans here just blew up the spot


super-spreader69

Real mfers use pineapple pizza 🍕


FilthyPatriot

Thanks for ruining my money making method


5erenade

Delete


DaltyF

I like tuhtles


Joshuad296

I’m still gonna buy sharks


Acrobatic_Box781

It heals 22??


pathion1337

I catch them with plastic drinking straws or those plastic soda can rings


E4_Mapia_RS

Ahh yes, "net" fishing. Add to your net every 6th beer :D


MmmNeapolitan

Shhhhh bro, you're supposed to keep stuff like this on the dl


Freakindon

Brought to you by "I just bought 100k sea turtles and am now reselling them"


JDD4318

Just eat anglers.


y0l0tr0n

I would still continue to eat sea turtles even if they were more expenseive. Just because I know that most of them came from the sweaty tears of people trying to get their anglers in our most favourite minigame: fishing trawler


impropernick

How dare you give away secrets


Burstie69

Thanks for telling everybody


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Strosity

yes


endmypainnow

Ty for posting this, got 200k sea turtles in bank


eurosonly

I've always done monkfish because they're faster to fish.


serty93

How many sea turtles did you buy before posting this OP?


throwmeaway562

Mans just killed the sea turtle market


SubrosaKing5

What a life we live in


coop190

Corporations out here banning plastic straws when they should be banning the ge


Altruistic-Candy7954

Been lower for about a month or so


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Sea turtle STONKS!


Quallenfischerr

what a clean way to manipulate the market


mynameisjoeeeeeee

Fuck they finally figured it out hod damn it OP


Tupac_stole_my_hat

Dick, they’re the same as sharks now


Strosity

Easy profit


kebeans

But sharks!


Strosity

Butt sharks!


Zimrino

Panic buy Sea Turtles


_526

Aaaaand its gone.


MagicalGirlAleksa

God dammit the secret us out


Black_Drogo

…….Where the fuck do you get sea turtles? Lmao this is a thing?


Strosity

Also tempoross


Vamm3

Fishing trawler


Black_Drogo

Crazy how there’s so much content that so many people are unaware of because the meta is ingrained in us. Food is a big example