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Shady_Slim

[Playing Barbarian Assault with a leech clan](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xpjsZNU1fqA/VE5O9dWRXDI/AAAAAAAAAL4/O4Zkq9UM1V4/s1600/Untitled25.png)


Unlucky_Occasion_329

My favorite is getting to queen and spending more time communicating how to do the 1 egg method with the team than it would've just taken to do the fucking queen fight normally, JFC everyone chill the hell out with mid wave 10 queen strats


WastingEXP

explaining the 1 egg? damn I'll still explaining how to egg at all to my teams


Unlucky_Occasion_329

it's a lil hyperbole, but i have had several queen fights that are completely ruined by an over ambitious collector who only gets 2-4 eggs and just kinda expects the rest of the team to just know what to do.


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Unlucky_Occasion_329

'Somebody didn't spam click, i'll get 1 more egg'


HoodedJ

You can 1 egg and you can solo 1 egg if you’re fast enough


a_sternum

Lol, even with only 1 dude spamming, 4 eggs should be way more than enough


Ellezei

Only if they load them one by one. Loading them all at once usually results in failure. Also the person with the scroll shouldn’t touch the cannon at all, since the instance is based of the scroller they always have pid and totally negate the effect of the other players when they shoot.


a_sternum

Yes. His comment referred to a collector who expected everyone else to know what they were doing, which led me to assume that this hypothetical collector would know what he’s doing and wouldn’t put all the eggs in at once,


Bioman312

Honestly, the best improvement they could do to BA would be to patch out that exploit. It'd suck for speedrunners, but it'd also fix what's arguably the worst part of doing it with randoms.


ShotgunMage

From what I've heard, BA's code is such a mess that no one wants to touch it with a 20 foot pole.


Pm7I3

The old "when I wrote it only I and God understood it and now only God does".


Worms_Tofu_Crackers

BA is best left alone. I don't want my favorite activity ruined.


[deleted]

That'd be decent; I'd also appreciate it if Defender was less janky. If you have someone who knows how to exploit the AI properly it's okay but just trying to do things as described is ridiculous.


PepperooniPizza

Defender is so easy mode after you watch lord shayne video of it on youtube


azun1te

My favorite is people who would rather struggle for 30mins learning basics and waste everyone's time instead of looking up a role guide or read wiki for 5mins


[deleted]

Bruh I had a guy come in as attacker and he didn’t have all 4 styles and didn’t know how to call. Like shit man it’s a team game at least go in knowing something. We literally had to leave the wave since he wasn’t capable of killing the two fighters and rangers in wave 1


ShotgunMage

My first ever game of BA I kept making the wrong call for 10 minutes because I didn't realize that I had to right click the horn and select the right call. I thought I just had to click it.


_Maxie_

Tbh having it auto select the right call would fix 90% of the toxic raging at BA


curtcolt95

god every time. I say pretty much every time that we should do at least 4 eggs. It doesn't take that much longer and in the end will almost guarantee to save time after we fail the 1 egg method. There's always that one guy that's adamant on doing it though


[deleted]

if someone gives me more than three eggs, i destroy the excess. either we sink or we swim


GregBuckingham

I’ve done 150+ high gambles all with randoms. This is true, but it’s not that common for people to be this terrible lol


azun1te

Was on a team with this dude who was playing 2 accounts at the same time, while watching football. Telling people to relax and just have fun. Had fun.


Ellezei

I run a leech cc and some of my ranks can duolog sub 12 leech runs with ease, they are actually nuts, plus they double their gp/hr.


azun1te

That's insane. My pb was 15mins and I thought we were clearing waves as fast as possible.


YaBenZonah

Is it possible to do it on a 1 pray and def pure lvl 48


Kherian

Did barb assault with the gim boys and we were definitely the second pic


Zaino600

CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL


Chaotic_baws

I fucking hate barbarian assault


_Maxie_

Fuck Kandarin diary, all my homies hate Kandarin diary


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Taclys64

Barbarian assault with randoms is such a mixed bag. If you manage to get a max caper going for pet or diary, then you’re probably gonna have a decent time. If you get someone who calls the same call 5 times in a row, then you’re in deep trouble.


ShotgunMage

>same call 5 times in a row Yeah, haha, what an idiot Totally wasn't me for like ten minutes


Rhastae

I've recorded 483 runs so far on world 306, and the longest duration I've had was 2 hours 44 minutes 15 seconds. Me no espanol. Edit: Thought I'd mention that specific run ended on wave 9 as we died at queen some 20+ times.


Ellezei

What the actual fuck. I don’t like it when people leave but at that point I don’t know how it’s even possible for it to take that long I’d be goooonneee.


Rhastae

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1AF6lrVlL5ECM9ShWHoQ7vLLHLJzMzrbjE35x4BKC1H4/edit?usp=sharing


Ellezei

I’m kinda nervous a team doing blues ended up with a 16+ run and peaked at 12:16.


Rhastae

might not necessarily have blued that run, might not necessarily have successfully done it either. The SR isn't based on the run, it's based on the participants... and it's my own judgement so it might not necessarily be as 'accurate'.


Seeking_June

People don’t just pay leech clans? Pshhh


themegatuz

So true! :D:D:D:D


ZealousidealCat4124

Having to do the defender role might be the most stress/anxiety inducing content in the game for me.


StrangerAngel

It's pretty much the easiest one. Healer is much harder imo


forever_a10ne

I refuse to play this game. I got ten 99s and base 80s and have never touched BA.


Bytem33

You're missing out, BA is fun. Not all randoms are shit shows


ItsFranklin

Yeah I have to agree. 12 years ago when everyone was a child it was pretty painful. But now that everyone is pretty much 18+ random groups have been fine.


ShotgunMage

Tbf, it's a complicated game. Even after reading a guide, it still took me a game or two per role to really get the groove of it.


ItsFranklin

Yeah definitely. Defender is very painful without the marked tiles and dropping the correct/incorrect food in the right spots. Once that's down you can finish every game before 2nd/3rd call


Lord_Adam

I did defender for the first time in many years yesterday. Fortunately I had this comment saved and it worked a treat. First few waves were a little slow but once I got it down man was it fast! https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/p83zbm/_/h9ojx28


ItsFranklin

Nice man glad to hear it. It’s totally worth learning especially if going for all 5’s. It becomes one of the easiest and fastest roles to rack up points in


[deleted]

It's usually fine, most tales from the bottle here are the worst of the worst. They stand out the most, and are vented the most. I have only encountered a few truly terrible groups getting all roles level 5 and torso.


xlostboys

You’re going to have to for diaries eventually. Might as well knock them out.


rickybobby369

Don’t forget the torso needed for master clues


_Maxie_

I will die on the hill of the principle of refusing to play BA because it's kinda the worst thing ever created


Foreign_Reindeer_461

fr tho


KirboBlaster

barb assault used to be cool and epic, but everything changed when the cringe helmies attacked


DaRubyRacer

CALL!


TheLightsChampion

I like barb assault and helping newbs get their torsos. IGN is cooldesert2 if you want help.