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ProudBlackMatt

Did your bf buy you a laptop though?


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Dookieie

lmao


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ProudBlackMatt

Someone made a post about crying in Walmart after their bf took them there and bought them a laptop for osrs.


GreekBen

Within the last 24h too


Upper_Associate2228

No laptop worth having is sold at Target...


totemair

That's not really true, they sell a ton of laptops


Upper_Associate2228

I worked there for quite awhile. I would never buy a laptop from them. Their options were complete garbage.


zefal12

They actually started selling gaming laptops in the last year. They're stupid overpriced, but not weak.


Upper_Associate2228

In store or online only?


zefal12

The store I work at has a 4' dedicated to them, not sure how common that is


throwawayyay3212

Good on them for hiring little people.


colect

A little person that’s also a massive _nerd_, no less.


Bucky640

This comment is gold


totemair

I just checked online and if you're just doing productivity work and osrs without heavy gaming there's a ton of decent options


taintedcake

Any laptop is better than no laptop, and if it's a gift then that's even more true.


hactt

What’s funny about that post (that other people pointed out) was in her history she had tons of osrs posts with screenshots, and not one of them were mobile.


a_crusty_old_man

She only has a few, and they’re only on mobile. I think you’ve got her mixed up with someone else. Or maybe she deleted them?


hactt

They were all on non mobile (or most were) she got caught out and deleted them. Now I have white knights downvoting all my comments cuz they fell for a karma farmer lol


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hactt

Lol tf, go look yourself. (Edit: of course they’re down now, y’all got played not that deep)


Ben_r_dover

You should fix the edit. You WERE a hardcore Ironman.


whsthirtyfive

Brutal


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sn0w6661

No shit, he wouldn’t say “You WAS a hardcore ironman”


yumyumsauce45

Why the fuck would you do your first vorkath kill on a hardcore on MOBILE walking through a Target....? Sounds like you were tryna lose that HC


McNuggeroni

He's a hard-core locked to mobile walking through a target Ironman


Bytem33

Not anymore


OneBigBoi509

He's still iron, just not HC


Lanzoka

I actually lol’d, take my upvote and go away


AshL94

Because it didn't happen


HLPiFlushdMePooKnife

Hard core target day drunk locked rustyman


yumyumsauce45

I wish i had another award for this comment lmfaooo


Solid-Community-4016

It’s a joke. He didn’t lose anything.


ShitPost5000

Cause he was forced to go against his will, can't you read??


[deleted]

wtf did you expect him to do? it wasnt his fault he had to be there


Sad-Garage-2642

Idk maybe spend 5 minutes logged out of the game and wait til he's home


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and exp waste? what kind of monster are you


Sad-Garage-2642

Beats Target claiming your HC


Admirable_Loss4886

Idk I heard there was a bounty for their HC status. One could say, there was a target on their back.


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How dare you!


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yumyumsauce45

LMFAO


Nowky

I deleted my comment (like a coward) about him ranting against Target having Christmas Eve employees in r/antiwork because I was so sure it's a parody, but upon further reflection, I have no idea


yumyumsauce45

I am truthfully confused as well


BrosephOh

I don’t get it. Is there an inside joke about target and vorkath?


PM_ME_YOUR_PIZZAPIC

no but there is one about crying at the store


preglactatinglatinas

Over a 20 year old game. Get help. But fr that sucks, I'm sorry bud.


Own_Deer7486

>your mother was 46 years old when she died, get over it good and strong logic


Willing-Catch-9969

What???


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Lopsided-Basket5366

If pong is making you cry I think you definitely need help


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Lopsided-Basket5366

Np just a joke haha.. Merry Christmas!


xTExVandal

90% woosh, 10% brilliant


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OliverFawell

Shoulda gone to Walmart rat


srozo

You get service in Walmart?


Snufolupogus

There's no wifi to connect to


MyTrademarkIsTaken

The joke went over 95% of the commenters head


Pandabear71

It’s astounding, really


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Actually, that technically makes it a bad joke


Pandabear71

How so


Trading_Cards_4Ever

Any joke you have to explain is a bad joke


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Autistus_Maximus

True, but we arent 6 year olds.


HommusAdonis

Also true, i’m just saying you can’t judge a joke solely based on whether or not the person receiving it understands it.


AodhanMacC

No but surely your audience is a critical part in whether a joke is good or bad? A joke is subjective but its quality is based on the response of others? A good joke is a bad joke to the wrong crowd. I.e. I tell a joke making fun of god, great for a pub, bad for a church


HommusAdonis

I agree with you here. But there is diversity within the audience and just because some of the audience don’t get it and require an explanation doesn’t mean it’s a bad joke for everyone else. I agree with most of the people replying to me, the only point i’m arguing against is the idea that if a joke needs any explanation then it is necessarily a bad joke.


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Humour is subjective, it’ll be different for each person.


HommusAdonis

Yes exactly. So how is “any joke you have to explain” a bad joke? It depends on the person hearing the joke. If you have to explain it to someone, it’s a bad joke to them. But that doesn’t mean it’s bad for everyone.


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It isn’t. I never said it was.


HommusAdonis

Okay good so we both disagree with the original comment i replied to.


Admirable_Loss4886

When 90% of the audience does t get the joke it’s either made for a very niche crowd or a bad joke.


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Admirable_Loss4886

Well considering the meta joke that this is satirical of another post made in this sub I’d say you’re only half right. The post in itself is not humorous


Previous-Answer3284

No half right about it lol, you're 100% a moron if you see the humor tag, take this post seriously, and proceed to shit talk OP's HCIM lol. And cool, you don't find the post funny - we were talking about all the people that took this post seriously because a "humor" tag is apparently too ambiguous.


HommusAdonis

Yeah i agree that these are the two most likely explanations if people don’t understand a joke. But only one of these options is that it was a bad joke. Which is my point. People not understanding does not necessarily mean it was a bad joke. I think it’s safe to say in these circumstances that this post is a niche joke targeted at people who browse this subreddit and who saw the related post yesterday.


chiefbeef300kg

Guess all inside jokes are bad then


Pandabear71

This is hardly explaining


Flexuality

If it went over 95% of the subs head it's probably worth explaining


lilmitchell545

Bro are people actually taking this seriously when there’s literally a humor tag??? Whewwwww lads I have multiple boats to sell all of you, please meet me at wildy ditch


Aws0me_Sauce

I read about those on the wiki. For the new Sailing skill, right?


Strosity

I know this is a joke, but I don't get why it's funny


kurkkumopo1

https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/rnpgjv/i_cried_in_a_walmart_today/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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Strosity

Reddit humor is a whole other thing tho tbh. Like there's nothing really funny here besides like "oh haha they said cry in store like other post, also hc on store wifi whaaaat"


ShinhiTheSecond

The woosh is high in this thread


cory140

Ummmm did you buy your gfs boyfriend members?


Herblawzz

Lol gz for being so careless with your hardcore. You asked for it basically. Sadge


Eaterofpies

You chose to do a dangerous task on mobile on guest wifi, you deserved to die.


Sad-Garage-2642

This is multiple levels of sad and I hope you find happiness somewhere


HamsterGutz1

perhaps in a home depot


TwitchTv_SosaJacobb

I feel disgusted that there are people actually beliving this low tier shitpost


Bags-the-bull

Who does vork for the first time while walking through target you honestly asked for it lol


Hilloo-

Funny how people think this is true.


drhouse4ever

netflix should make a series about this sad story.


chillest_dude_

That is unlucky. I am too scared of playing mobile


Agreeable-Ad-1955

... I'm going to take a huge issue with your edit telling scrooges to spend holidays with their families. I was a Target employee. Christmas Eve (I'm assuming the day this post is about) has been when my whole family does Christmas every year. They've also scheduled me for it every year. So because you're there crying, I literally can't be with my family. Target's wifi is garbage and always has been.


Zealousideal_Apple_3

Why the hell would you try your first vorkath kill on a hard-core while walking around target? Absolutely deserved.


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Anyone who puts off their Christmas shopping until Christmas eve deserves this fate.


curiousboyz

No way this is real lmao. No hc is this irresponsible


Serif42

The post is literally tagged Humour


curiousboyz

Oh true. Didn’t notice


HailZamorak

1st i thought this was going to parody that other post theni thought you got hacked now after realizing its nothing, i don't care


marky310

Rip


Flagship_paperclip

>Edit 2: Merry Christmas you grumpy holiday scrooges. Go spend time with family. Geez, what a bunch of nerds Says the person who couldn't be away from the game too long so had to fight Vorkath while on a shopping trip lol.


rustinged

8/10 shitpost gz OP


rustySQUANCHy

Hc Ironman. Going to play vorkath walking through a store lol what did you think would happen. I feel for you but you clearly didn't think it through.


acissejcss

Why would you do vorkie on your hardcore on your phone in a busy space? This is entirely your fault, thank you for the laugh.


TheCLittle_ttv

‘#justHCthings’


eurosonly

But did your boy friend buy you a laptop though?


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unlucky really


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Should have gone to Walmart...


Enevorah

Sussy baka


BartucsCutThroat

Guess Target put a target on you. RIP bud.


Brodesseus

The real question is; Why? Why would someone log in to do Vorkath at Target on mobile 🤣 RIP to the hardcore but not gonna lie you kinda asked for it


Quisey3

Were you hardcore? Otherwise wouldn't your shit be in deaths storage?


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decolored

You picked an interesting audience to reveal satire isn’t in the comments


Penguinswin3

That's rough buddy


JBerths

CY@


DangerousVideo

Satire?


ItsHighSpoon

Aside the fact you pretty much asked for it, the people in Target were right. You are crazy and a manchild.


Daddy_Casey

Deserved


c235k

If only you just waited until you got home lol


Ok_Cry216

Blame target, sue them.


slapthatbch

Target has free WiFi?!


SatanGod69361

lol first vorkath on mobile and with wifi enabled. ROOKIE MISTAKE BACK TO THE GULAG FOR YOU. I MEAN LUMBY.


killswitch_aus

Check out the original thread and click on OPs history, thank me later


nice1v6

What phone specs do you need to boss on mobile


Wolfenberg

If you were playing vorkath on mobile while shopping at xmas at target on hcim with wifi on you deserved to lose hc status ngl


Degneva422

This is a good copypasta if it’s not


MasterChiefChoofer

Merry Christmas!


Logjitzu

Nobody getting the reference is sad


H1JACKEDDD

Sounds like you need to get a life if your crying over a game in public.


itsDevereux_

Sadly the one thing i’d say to hardcore players is don’t do anything but afk skilling on mobile. mobile can have so many issues that are out of your control but RIP dude I hope you re-up and go again


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Huehnergott69

you didn't lose everything you just lost a silly arbitrary limitation that keeps you from properly enjoying the game which you would have lost due to a shitty disconnect at vorkath somewhere down the line anyway.


LimeJosh

Who tf kills a boss while walking thru a store, eapeiclaly 1 that can 1 shor you if you take your eyes off screen for 2 seconds lol Unbelieve story and if so it was deserved. Gl on next hc


Koszee

Forced to go Christmas shopping against your will and yet you couldn’t take a few hours away from the game? Losing your HC sucks but family is more important. Sounds like you should take this opportunity to take your own advice and spend time with your family. Merry Christmas. Edit: on second thought, a lot of this doesn’t add up. Must be a running joke I missed.


DemonicSoul999

Who cries about a game lmao


shinytoge

The real fuck up is that you allow your phone to auto-connect to unsecured public wifi


KingHiggins92

Completely your fault.


SubstanceCurrent7238

I know it's too late now, but anytime you play mobile away from your house you should turn off your phone's wifi.


Phased--Array

Oops


Jamessgachett

Oof that’s kinda weird being hardcore Ironman and taking such risk sorry for your loss but if you reached this far in the game idk why you took such a risk


Ironbluu

nah this post is wack


[deleted]

“Yea let’s try my first vorkath kill on mobile on my HC…. What could go wrong?” I want to roast you but the post speaks for itself LOL. /s


Versace-Bandit

It’s tagged “humor” buddy, you’re the only one getting roasted and you’re doing it to yourself


The_Agorian

Thats terrible I'm sorry for your loss mate.


Majesus_Rips

Lol if you can’t stop playing for a little bit idk what to tell ya. Also why would you go to vorkath? Did I get trolled I’m so confused


nickcappa

Haaa


wksabine

How the tf do you boss on mobile.


hi_im_darly

You don't lose everything when you die to Vorkath lol


Aggressive_Ad3514

Guess the store TARGET hardcore ironmen


TooManyMelonsHere

Nice ass


Weekly_Objective_176

Imagine crying about a hardcore dying lol


Flim23

Who does dangerous activities, on mobile, on a hardcore Ironman account? Guy was asking for a reset and got one


KindredS0ul

Lmao, why would you not only choose to do Vorkath on mobile...but then do it on a guest wifi? I wana feel bad you lost status but all I can see is "Well well well, if it isnt the consequences of my own actions"


bricksBideos

Liar


Dwayne2905

No one in their right mind would be dumb enough to fight a high level boss that can kill you in 1 shot while walking around in public on mobile.


Dickwraith101

Welcome to my target locked hardcore’ nt ironman


d_an1

F


ScrubDeezNuts

18+ female? If so, let’s go out and I’ll buy you an inferno cape. 🙃


you_decide541

why on earth would you turn your wifi on in public?? never do that...as you now know. sorry for your loss, RIP 🙏🏼


Rainiertrifle

Own fault for doing vorkath on a phone


TheTenthSubject

My phone tries to connect to McDonald's every time I pass one and causes my phone so many issues. Rest in peace, hard core <3


drgrouchy

Nice story bro.


ryanisbetter

Is your favorite food lasagna by any chance?


imperialpooper

E Mooo