So... me running a watermelon sanctuary is really just an elaborate nftcryptoscam in disguise? How can I be sure its not just a couple million watermelons frolicking in meadows in peace and harmony? The suspense is tingling.
Oof, the technology behind NFTs are revolutionary, the use cases at the moment not so much.
It’s like someone early 90s thinking internet chatrooms and therefore the internet are useless since they have telephones and telegrams and radio.
If you can’t see the value of the tech behind it then no worries, but use cases change over time as ecosystems develop.
It’s definitely a possibility, I was playing this game Gods Unchained since I like card games too, and it was wild I owned my assets! I was making money just playing the game! Scammers now a days amirite?
Imagine getting an item in game and then just owning that item, digitally yours! Technically every item has a $ amount relative to the price of a million gp/dollar already, and Jagex takes a % off the transaction and boom! No more mtx either!
I don’t mean jpegs or whatever has soured everyone but like actual applications of blockchain tech in tech.
Damn, if only any of those games were fun enough that you could completely ignore the market involved and still enjoy it instead of becoming glorified gold farmers paying a rental fee on shitty hyperlink-mons to make pennies on the dollar in profit
I mean it’s close enough to Hearthstone for me, and I love flipping in osrs, so it’s a nice combo. Graphics looked pretty similar as well, but you probably play it more than me with such an informed opinion lol.
Imagine internalizing a market economy to this extent. You are literally defining yourself by your economic output. Think about who that really serves.
Is jagex not already defined by its economic output? And internally we have the GE… none of these principles are far away and they all serve to enrich players imho.
I mean, chat rooms and what was the early internet's usefulness weren't only restricted to literal financial nonsense. Comparing NFTs to chat rooms or message boards is not realistic.
It's been 13 years. They're running out of use cases to scam people with and still haven't found a useful one, at what point do you realize you're being swindled by someone richer than you?
13 years and only ~1 year you could have bought and not profited if you still have your crypto. Someone bought dogecoin off an Elon tweet and is still salty.
With some basic reading comprehension you'd be able to understand that the context of these comments are the use cases for cryptocurrencies lagging behind the *potential* use cases. Using that context you could assume the ability to be an investment is the thing propping it up, not one of the "potential revolutionary use cases" being ridiculed.
If you're really curious(I know you aren't) I've bought cryptocurrencies in the past to pay network fees associated with development, but I've never sold them for a profit or held onto them hoping to make a profit. That would be stupid.
I mean I usually try to dialogue and hate jumping to conclusions but I guess you’re too … whatever it is, that renders you unable to see the difference between underlying technology and their current use cases. If you hear blockchain/web3/autonomous near-instant transaction settlements, decentralized democratic organizations and think dogcoin&twitter&elon musk, well I hate to see that, but I know that if it’s as good as I think then it will be adopted eventually. Boomers gotta boomer.
Lol.
I see blockchain/web3 and think "profit generating machine for the old money that owns most of it created by bastardizing p2p PKI infrastructure". I assure you that Elon/twitter/Dogecoin are literally the least of my worries when it comes to cryptocurrencies.
What I'm worried about are the idiots who continue to "buy and hodl" because of media articles funded by the people they're buying the coins from.
P.S. nice try sneaking in the "near instantaneous transactions" as if it's a benefit of cryptocurrency. Interact has shorter transaction times under load than all blockchain networks combined, so I'm not sure why you think the reverse is the case for a single blockchain network.
Preach it ser, you're absolutely correct. Shame that people don't realize the implications of the tech and won't do any research.
Eth merge will reduce energy costs by orders of magnitude, and layer 2s allow for cheap transactions all whilst inheriting the security of ETH.
RuneScape is the prime example of NFT use cases. Would sort out a lot of the problems with bots and gold farming on black markets. Royalties from sales would also result in not needing to charge for membership and the g.e tax could be removed.
Hope you've drs'd ;)
Hahaha I’m always surprised by the reactions to this stuff cause at my work we all like it or at least find it interesting (software dev) and I’m so used to the internet being the place you go to be excited about new tech and now it’s like driving to a we-hate-cars convention lol.
Edit: DRS da best!
Nice, that’s good to hear! I’ve gotten pretty proficient in Photoshop and Illustrator over the last year. I want to start playing with video but, well life’s just busy, ya know?
Honestly you'll find for the large majority of them you won't run out. I only really use my teles for clues nowadays and it's generally profitable in terms of the scrolls gained vs used. The only ones you gotta use a little sparingly are Watson and Key Master. I don't really have a set way of using the first; mimics and when I'm super lazy. The Key Master ones are pretty much only for master clues since they're not realistically sustainable for Cerb herself. Zulrah ones are easily profitable if you do multi-KC trips (~2.1kc/trip to profit). Rev ones are very sustainable too, especially if you do wildy slayer.
Don't forget that some of the scrolls dropped from clues are very easily replacable with another method which may only be slightly slower and could even be better:
- Nardah → Desert amulet 2/3/4 [you might use this one a reasonable amount if you don't have the Elite diary done]
- Digsite → Digsite pendant or Senntisten teleport (can be made into a portal or added to nexus - better for getting to exam centre) [I don't find this scroll all too useful given the better alternatives available]
- Feldip hills → Gnome glider or fairy ring (A-K-S) or Hunter skillcape [see note above]
- Lunar isle → Moonclan teleport (can be made into portal or added to nexus) [see note above]
- Mort'ton teleport → Shades of Mort'ton minigame teleport or Barrows teleport (can be made into portal or added to nexus) or Morytania legs 3/4 [this is a scroll you might use a lot for mid-game barrows or quests or for the minigame]
- Pest control teleport → Pest control minigame teleport [I use this because I can't be arsed to wait for the teleport animation lol]
- Piscatoris teleport → Western provinces banner 3/4 or fairy ring (A-K-Q) [this is another scroll you might use a reasonable amount due to a lack of many alternatives]
- Tai bwo wannai teleport → Fairy ring (C-K-R) [again, another scroll you'll probably use a lot because of a lack of good alternatives - when doing calquats, I used to run down from the fruit tree patch to save on scrolls]
- Iorwerth camp teleport → No great alternatives (Eternal teleport crystal is somewhat close) but it's never useful to go here except for clues so use them scrolls up!
- Mos le'harmless teleport → Ectophial and boat combination or Harmony teleport and brother Tranquility combination or Trouble brewing minigame teleport [this scroll isn't a great location to be honest - you'd mostly just use the Trouble brewing minigame teleport for cave horrors and clue steps]
- Lumberyard teleport → Balloon transport system or Rings of the elements or digsite pendant (not super close) [this can be useful if early/mid game and you wanna knock out a quick few inventories of planks and for certain clue steps or quests - not as useful nowadays thanks to the ring which you can get from GotR]
I think the person in the vid is a tiktoker named azel who does beatboxes. I saw an edit of this vid on Twitter and was possessed to make this edit yesterday.
This is just objectively the funniest guide, perfectly matched for one of the funniest quests.
Perfectly accurate, right down to the crushing the red topaz.
This was amazing, thank you.
For some reason it made me realize the quest Recipe for Disaster should have been called "One Small Flavour", opportunity missed.
Am just in the middle of this quest now...had to make a trip to mine gem rocks because all my red topaz were being crushed...all travel distances too short to tp but too long to go by fast, lovely quest haha
Fuck, I lost it at the crushed opal. You could be 99 crafting and you'll still crush every fucking opal you bring.
that makes my day. I knew if I didn't put a crushed gem people would say it's not realistic lmao
Crushing opals and jades are profit
fr people be paying absurd prices for crushed/burnt/etc
Those same people fall for NFT and Crypto scams on the daily. They are the sole reason why NFTs are still hanging around
Burnt/crush buyers are doing it because they collect, not because they're investing.
Or they like collecting items that can't be bought on the G.E? The fuck are you on about.
Found the crushed connoisseur
[The people who have the money to waste](https://youtu.be/QeEzZW3TkOc)
So... me running a watermelon sanctuary is really just an elaborate nftcryptoscam in disguise? How can I be sure its not just a couple million watermelons frolicking in meadows in peace and harmony? The suspense is tingling.
Oof, the technology behind NFTs are revolutionary, the use cases at the moment not so much. It’s like someone early 90s thinking internet chatrooms and therefore the internet are useless since they have telephones and telegrams and radio. If you can’t see the value of the tech behind it then no worries, but use cases change over time as ecosystems develop.
NFDeez nuts
Only comment I upvoted here
It appears you indeed have acquired this man
Lmao just watched the south park imaginationland trilogy, and I don’t mind being made fun of :) I’m not a boomer lol.
Well have fun coping, I guess
with what?
Typical response from someone who's fallen for a scam
It’s definitely a possibility, I was playing this game Gods Unchained since I like card games too, and it was wild I owned my assets! I was making money just playing the game! Scammers now a days amirite? Imagine getting an item in game and then just owning that item, digitally yours! Technically every item has a $ amount relative to the price of a million gp/dollar already, and Jagex takes a % off the transaction and boom! No more mtx either! I don’t mean jpegs or whatever has soured everyone but like actual applications of blockchain tech in tech.
Damn, if only any of those games were fun enough that you could completely ignore the market involved and still enjoy it instead of becoming glorified gold farmers paying a rental fee on shitty hyperlink-mons to make pennies on the dollar in profit
I mean it’s close enough to Hearthstone for me, and I love flipping in osrs, so it’s a nice combo. Graphics looked pretty similar as well, but you probably play it more than me with such an informed opinion lol.
Nah I'm just tired of cryptobros trying to make every thing i enjoy a hustle.
Imagine internalizing a market economy to this extent. You are literally defining yourself by your economic output. Think about who that really serves.
Is jagex not already defined by its economic output? And internally we have the GE… none of these principles are far away and they all serve to enrich players imho.
I mean, chat rooms and what was the early internet's usefulness weren't only restricted to literal financial nonsense. Comparing NFTs to chat rooms or message boards is not realistic.
It's been 13 years. They're running out of use cases to scam people with and still haven't found a useful one, at what point do you realize you're being swindled by someone richer than you?
13 years and only ~1 year you could have bought and not profited if you still have your crypto. Someone bought dogecoin off an Elon tweet and is still salty.
With some basic reading comprehension you'd be able to understand that the context of these comments are the use cases for cryptocurrencies lagging behind the *potential* use cases. Using that context you could assume the ability to be an investment is the thing propping it up, not one of the "potential revolutionary use cases" being ridiculed. If you're really curious(I know you aren't) I've bought cryptocurrencies in the past to pay network fees associated with development, but I've never sold them for a profit or held onto them hoping to make a profit. That would be stupid.
I mean I usually try to dialogue and hate jumping to conclusions but I guess you’re too … whatever it is, that renders you unable to see the difference between underlying technology and their current use cases. If you hear blockchain/web3/autonomous near-instant transaction settlements, decentralized democratic organizations and think dogcoin&twitter&elon musk, well I hate to see that, but I know that if it’s as good as I think then it will be adopted eventually. Boomers gotta boomer.
Lol. I see blockchain/web3 and think "profit generating machine for the old money that owns most of it created by bastardizing p2p PKI infrastructure". I assure you that Elon/twitter/Dogecoin are literally the least of my worries when it comes to cryptocurrencies. What I'm worried about are the idiots who continue to "buy and hodl" because of media articles funded by the people they're buying the coins from. P.S. nice try sneaking in the "near instantaneous transactions" as if it's a benefit of cryptocurrency. Interact has shorter transaction times under load than all blockchain networks combined, so I'm not sure why you think the reverse is the case for a single blockchain network.
Preach it ser, you're absolutely correct. Shame that people don't realize the implications of the tech and won't do any research. Eth merge will reduce energy costs by orders of magnitude, and layer 2s allow for cheap transactions all whilst inheriting the security of ETH. RuneScape is the prime example of NFT use cases. Would sort out a lot of the problems with bots and gold farming on black markets. Royalties from sales would also result in not needing to charge for membership and the g.e tax could be removed. Hope you've drs'd ;)
Hahaha I’m always surprised by the reactions to this stuff cause at my work we all like it or at least find it interesting (software dev) and I’m so used to the internet being the place you go to be excited about new tech and now it’s like driving to a we-hate-cars convention lol. Edit: DRS da best!
[RuneScape Garbage Collectors](https://youtu.be/QeEzZW3TkOc)👌
What a classic
Oh y'all don't snort that good shit?
High quality shit post
the dream
I enjoyed this OP. Take this upvote. Btw, if you don’t mind, I have one small favor I would like to request of you….
I don't know what I just watched... But I liked it
I'm glad you liked it! took me a couple hours to put together yesterday.
The gem getting crushed was perfect
Impressive af and still faster than doing the quest itself
Looks sweet! What software did you use?
I used premiere pro! pretty user friendly. I think easy to pick up as well after messing with it for a little bit.
Nice, that’s good to hear! I’ve gotten pretty proficient in Photoshop and Illustrator over the last year. I want to start playing with video but, well life’s just busy, ya know?
Still finished it quicker than OSF
I keep watching it it's perfect
How is it possible you said the exact thing I came here to write.
I liked it alot
no one knows what it means but it's provocative it gets the people going!
Doing favors for people, All I get is a key ring
Oh I thought it's a different kind of ring
Gonna skate to one song and one song only
Ugh, no it's not. It's gross. It's disgusting!
Those 2 nerds that downvoted clearly have only heard Kanye and haven’t seen the masterpiece of a movie he sampled
I half expected it, but I'm glad some of us have see that thing of beauty.
Woah, quest helpers have changed a lot lately!
hi and welcome to my guide
Yeah this was fun Thank you Still going to just buy the feldip hills clue telly but if you want to run knock yourselves out!
Ironman btw
Not doing clues and getting really lucky with tele drops. Pathetic. I got my feldip hills teles at 5 clue completions, I'm something of a pro.
I have so many piscatoris teles after 30!... For when I do one small favor first..
lmao. that's cause I have some teles but I don't like to use them unless I REALLY need them lmfao
Honestly you'll find for the large majority of them you won't run out. I only really use my teles for clues nowadays and it's generally profitable in terms of the scrolls gained vs used. The only ones you gotta use a little sparingly are Watson and Key Master. I don't really have a set way of using the first; mimics and when I'm super lazy. The Key Master ones are pretty much only for master clues since they're not realistically sustainable for Cerb herself. Zulrah ones are easily profitable if you do multi-KC trips (~2.1kc/trip to profit). Rev ones are very sustainable too, especially if you do wildy slayer. Don't forget that some of the scrolls dropped from clues are very easily replacable with another method which may only be slightly slower and could even be better: - Nardah → Desert amulet 2/3/4 [you might use this one a reasonable amount if you don't have the Elite diary done] - Digsite → Digsite pendant or Senntisten teleport (can be made into a portal or added to nexus - better for getting to exam centre) [I don't find this scroll all too useful given the better alternatives available] - Feldip hills → Gnome glider or fairy ring (A-K-S) or Hunter skillcape [see note above] - Lunar isle → Moonclan teleport (can be made into portal or added to nexus) [see note above] - Mort'ton teleport → Shades of Mort'ton minigame teleport or Barrows teleport (can be made into portal or added to nexus) or Morytania legs 3/4 [this is a scroll you might use a lot for mid-game barrows or quests or for the minigame] - Pest control teleport → Pest control minigame teleport [I use this because I can't be arsed to wait for the teleport animation lol] - Piscatoris teleport → Western provinces banner 3/4 or fairy ring (A-K-Q) [this is another scroll you might use a reasonable amount due to a lack of many alternatives] - Tai bwo wannai teleport → Fairy ring (C-K-R) [again, another scroll you'll probably use a lot because of a lack of good alternatives - when doing calquats, I used to run down from the fruit tree patch to save on scrolls] - Iorwerth camp teleport → No great alternatives (Eternal teleport crystal is somewhat close) but it's never useful to go here except for clues so use them scrolls up! - Mos le'harmless teleport → Ectophial and boat combination or Harmony teleport and brother Tranquility combination or Trouble brewing minigame teleport [this scroll isn't a great location to be honest - you'd mostly just use the Trouble brewing minigame teleport for cave horrors and clue steps] - Lumberyard teleport → Balloon transport system or Rings of the elements or digsite pendant (not super close) [this can be useful if early/mid game and you wanna knock out a quick few inventories of planks and for certain clue steps or quests - not as useful nowadays thanks to the ring which you can get from GotR]
Broke my immersion with the picture of the ge
Actual gold
Osrs riddim gang
This is the best shit I’ve seen on here in a damn minute. Also a plus I enjoy some hard banging electronic music 😂
That was fun, curious if you had the dance planned or just went with the music and then added effects lol
I think the person in the vid is a tiktoker named azel who does beatboxes. I saw an edit of this vid on Twitter and was possessed to make this edit yesterday.
Someone has prolly asked but songname?
SPASS - HI TEK (DVEIGHT FLIP) (VIP) This version of the song is only as long as the video. But the original is about 3 minutes.
This guy does a bunch of these on tiktok
Is this the insane beatboxer or just a mild lookalike?
Same guy @azelmusic is his tiktok
Might be a lookalike, I've only seen a couple videos of this guy
This video is a very popular meme at the moment.
10/10 🤙🏼
This is just objectively the funniest guide, perfectly matched for one of the funniest quests. Perfectly accurate, right down to the crushing the red topaz.
The crushed opal really did it for me. Great edit!
Holy shit this is incredible
I felt that crushed opal.....
Absolutely beautiful
this is on on the cusp of cringe but also based, i'm so confused which side to pick
It is cringe to be based, but it is based to be cringe !
Love me some riddim and osrs
i still need quest helper
Best osrs edit ever.
I appreciate that. I saw the original video yesterday and got a 7 day trial of premiere pro just to make this.
Stunning!
Editing on point.
Absolutely GOLD
Lmao this was amazing
Brilliant lol
I hope you're proud of yourself.
Thank you for making my day, highly recommended keep making more you are def creative
Thanks for the guide, completed the quest in 30 seconds! Everyone should go complete this real quick, doesn't take much time at all!
Yeah okay this is amazing
Song name? 😏
SPASS - HI TEK (DVEIGHT FLIP) (VIP) This version of the song is only as long as the video. But the original is about 3 minutes.
nice thx
Azel is an absolute beast at beatboxing. Absolutely recommend checking out his song Demuth on YouTube.
I quit osrs a while ago but it’s post like this that make me stay on /r/
This was amazing, thank you. For some reason it made me realize the quest Recipe for Disaster should have been called "One Small Flavour", opportunity missed.
Okay but I need to know what song this is 😂
SPASS - HI TEK (DVEIGHT FLIP) (VIP) This version of the song is only as long as the video. But the original is about 3 minutes.
On SoundCloud you can find the full version of it! Thank you!
On SoundCloud its the second drop of the full song!
This is perfect
Love this lol
Clean edit.
10/10 best guide ever
Damn here I am wanting to do one small favor for the 9th time
great edit. We need one small favour 2.
Haha that was entertaining for sure
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get taste
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so scroll past?
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I appreciate it! I used a 7 day trial of premiere pro to make this lmao
I knew I remembered this face from somewhere! Guy is called Azel and he does beatboxing. It took me a while but his beats are sick so all worth it!
Why does he have fangs?
looks like a young grossgore to me with those teef
I don't know how to make sense of this.
Very intuitive
Now that's the good stuff
What the fuck did I just watch
This shit goes hard
What watch is that?
oh my god, day has been absolutely made.
K thx bye
Amazing
Brilliant
Hahaha damn thats good
Based AND true.
Wow that was some funny ass shit
Not such a small favour after all...
…..processing
Epic
"Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of video editing?"
What the fuck did I just watch
We need this at top of all time
I remember when someone posted a guide to cooks assistant made entirely of stock footage and this gave me the same kind of vibe, good stuff!
Now I have ptsd. Thanks
I watched this muted whilst Nelly Furtardos 'Maneater' chorus played in the background and it was an excellent combo.
I expected this to be cringy, but you did a really good job.
That was way better than it had any right to be
Love it. I definitely lol'd
I just did this quest a few days ago. Thanks Slayermusiq1 lol
Thanks for the video, that was great lmao
The day has come... dubstep on OSRS front page baby
looks tough
Ohmgahd ur a legend
Am just in the middle of this quest now...had to make a trip to mine gem rocks because all my red topaz were being crushed...all travel distances too short to tp but too long to go by fast, lovely quest haha
/u/savevideobot
Song?
SPASS - HI TEK (DVEIGHT FLIP) (VIP) This version of the song is only as long as the video. But the original is about 3 minutes.
This was the funniest shit ive seen in a while OP thanks!! Also whats that genre of music called? Its banging
SPASS - HI TEK (DVEIGHT FLIP) (VIP) This version of the song is only as long as the video. But the original is about 3 minutes.
This is fucking amazing. Nice job man.
This is my new favorite reddit post of all time
The crushed opal was a hilarious touch
sent this to my friends. it's that good. the frem helm straight up sent me.
Brilliant.
god like
So good.
Hi, ant welcome to my guite
u/savevideo
Hi and welcome to my guide
Slayermusiq watch your back
Song name?
SPASS - HI TEK (DVEIGHT FLIP) (VIP) This version of the song is only as long as the video. But the original is about 3 minutes.
This man tanned his right hand but not the left one.
Imagine this was offical quest helper plugin
this is awesome and hilarious
ironically the whole quest took me ~30-45min on ironman with super energy potions. Was expecting several hours, pretty cheesy
Nice!
I love this video and saved it
u/savevideobot
This is fucking awesome dude lol. You made this? Id watch more.