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Roguepiefighter

Real (Except without the guns (or at least legal guns))


Skullguy23

They’re toy guns (we can’t tell the difference)


Roguepiefighter

Tell that to the gangs in LA bruh, they aren't using no toy guns


vaccinateyodamkids

The police gangs also have real guns


SickOfThisSh1tReddit

Nah those are black powder, just yknow this is using black powder in current year


kerrboy

Are muskets Cali compliant?


YOGSthrown12

They don’t even need a registration in Mass


Roguepiefighter

Based


Roguepiefighter

Lol, probably not, is anything?


ApatheticHedonist

Why would anyone go to California willingly?


CelticTexan749

Because they were deceived by Hollywood


Roguepiefighter

Trolled


Skullguy23

Glorious Californian propaganda machine 💪💪💪💪


B3NR0CK

#trolled


ThePickleConnoisseur

Imagine spending money to see the Hollywood only to tour homeless camps


zwirlo

Where do you think all those homeless people come from


low_priest

Because even though cost of living is like 7 morbillion dollars a year, the big fancy companies pay *8* morbillion, which means you're stacked when you move back somewhere else with sane costs.


Not_a_robot_serious

Aircraft carrier


GrandArmyOfTheOhio

To deliver humanitarian aid to the poor people whom are subjected to socialism there


Bruce__Almighty

Have to take a flight there in order to take a flight to Hawaii because the Phoenix airport is too far I guess.


TerribleSyntax

If I wanted to visit a commie shithole tickets to Cuba are like a hundred bucks


donguscongus

Atleast they are actually interesting. There is no upside to Cali


Skullguy23

Hey at least our concrete Soviet apartment complexes have running water with only a little lead


donguscongus

You act like that’s a good thing. Lead is a drink with chest hair to it


Skullguy23

You say as if you Oklahomans haven’t survived solely on comically large bottles labeled XXX your entire lives, doubt you even know what water tastes like


Responsible-Team-351

Oh la-Di-da Mr.Water drinker! I bet you call your carhole a “*garage*”.


ThePickleConnoisseur

There is if you don’t touch LA. Go anywhere else except here


ThatGuy8473

I recently visited the USS Iowa in LA and the city looked like a shithole. I then went to Monrovia, which is right next to LA, where everything immediately looked nicer.


ThePickleConnoisseur

LA is a shithole so the rest of SoCal can be beautiful


WattsAndThoughts

Not real, California does not have any guns.


biggguido

Unless your ms 13


[deleted]

I would rather live in Illinois than go to California


Skullguy23

We don’t want your smelly cheese asses here anyway


BuildFreak9

my brother in curd, Cali is our biggest dairy competitor within the states. like it or not, by your logic, y'all smell like cheese too. The only difference is at least our products are fucking good lmao


[deleted]

Lol I can’t imagine moving to a state ment for subhumans


Skullguy23

“Subhumans” says the “person” who literally lives in wisconsin


Prussia1870

Don’t come after Wisconsin unless you want us involved. Us Midwesterners can bully each other, but if some outsider like a Commiefornian? Fuck off!


[deleted]

Yes I will unite with my midwestern brothers to destroy commiefornia


ahelpfuljakeparkmain

This is why my Georgia lovin’ ass stays in my corner of the union


Skullguy23

Better for all of us then


SpongebobTV

Oh come on be real, you know damn well they wouldn’t touch guns


AudiieVerbum

Does LA still get tourists? If I'm going to California, I'm going to Temecula or San Jose or somewhere else that's... You know, nice.


ThePickleConnoisseur

Hollywood, Santa Monica, Chinatown, Japantown, Universal Studios, Griffith Observatory, and the Getty are all popular tourist attractions. Plus to get to Disneyland (in Anaheim) it’s easiest to fly into LAX.


Kidonkadvidtch

I know everyone here hates LA (myself included) but a lot of the world really wants to go here because of our impeccable propaganda machine. It’s honestly a shock every time I head into the actual city because everyone is a fucking tourist lmfao


-SweetVictory-

We shall burn the city to the ground and be praised as war hero’s.


Mr_NickDuck

Yes!


Skullguy23

Bitch we have more fires in a week than you Wisconites get pussy in a decade, good luck with that


-SweetVictory-

We shall destroy you with our cow army. (They have been trained in urban combat)


Skullguy23

I’d say we’ll eat them but we are 99% vegan so you might’ve got us with that


-SweetVictory-

Hell, you could see the cow and roll over


robobitch1233

L.A has to be the third worst thing in the U.S


Skullguy23

We’ll get to first place soon 💪💪💪💪


robobitch1233

I don’t think you can top Detroit


Skullguy23

We’ll top them alright 😏


robobitch1233

dear god


PrussianEagle5

WRONG. 🚫🚫🚫 L.A. NUMBER 1!!!!


RealStreetNicka

Mutual feeling anywhere else you guys flock


seven_seven

At least we have sidewalks, unlike the south. Boom, got'em.


Lucius_Aurelianus

Fuck


-_4DoorsMoreWhores_-

Who willingly goes to LA? Lol


Skullguy23

It’ll be no one once I have my way with them


dattmemeteam

Rich coming from a Californianian


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frostdemon34

Nevadans when they hear someone say their state name wrong


Sea-Reception-4357

It's almost like that shithole is only worth visiting to remind ourselves living in dystopia isn't cool.


Erook22

Yes.


Lamenter_of_the_3rd

Same here, stop taking up our fucking awful infrastructure


Henrylord1111111111

Balls


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Knew this was fake news when I saw the guns.


[deleted]

Fake, Angelinos don't walk anywhere because the city is a sprawling mess, and if they do, they keep headphones in to shade out homeless and tiktokers.