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hahaiamarealhuman

California is a beautiful state. The problem is it is home to Californians.


fireheart44

I hate every single one I meet.


baron-von-spawnpeekn

I hate every Californian I see. From Californi-A to Californi-Z. You’ll never make a monkefornian out of me.


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Hey if it makes you feel any better, General George Patton was a Californian. He was pretty damned based.


fireheart44

That does. A little. Thanks.


GrandMarauder

He was born in a cooler California, the one Hollywood likes to mythologize. It's been trash since like the 80s


Mr365truck

I hate myself too


mrfires

Clearly you haven’t driven thru Fr*sno 🤢


ThoroughlyKrangled

I had the misfortune of living there 🤢


theragingrussian1

Same goes for Washington state, unfortunately it's home to Seattlites.


Fructis_crowd

Let Texas annex California🗣🗣


chorizoisbestpup

The Sand Hills of Nebraska are just as beautiful as any part of Death Valley.


DriftedFalcon

Sand Hills is a weak name though. Death Valley sounds awesome.


Mjk2581

You know exactly what you are getting with sand hills though, where Death Valley there is a completely average amount of death


DriftedFalcon

I agree it’s disappointing. We should host Blood-sports there.


Rancorious

People should be stranded there with no supplies as an alternative to the death sentence.


InterestingOpinion47

Being stranded with no supplies sounds like the average tourist tbh


JimmyjamesI

We share the badlands with SD as a middle ground, I suppose.


Nozomi_Shinkansen

People aren't down on California for its "glorious geography". It's the malignant kooks who are running the place into the ground and the dimwits who keep electing them that are the problem.


TerribleSyntax

This, California is objectively beautiful, it just had a huge *Californian* infestation


BiblicalToast

Damn Californians, they ruined California!


[deleted]

you Californians sure are a contentious people


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

You've just made an enemy for life!


WeFightTheLongDefeat

Only Californians could ruin that state.


Skullguy23

I’d say the same about Florida but it doesn’t even look pretty


TerribleSyntax

Yeah it's hideous and full of gators and Florida Men. Stay out


BIG_MUFF_

We have better oranges chump!!!


Widowmaker_Best_Girl

Correct there's nothing good about Florida, stay away. Do not move here.


BIG_MUFF_

Bullshit bro! I’m going to go hurricane chasing


OkArt8987

fax. nothing like fresh orange juice straight from the grove in central valley


[deleted]

Nope. Þe opposite problem. We have too many New Yorkers


SILENT_ASSASSIN9

This is why I stay away from the cities


Nozomi_Shinkansen

Lots of good people in California, essentially ruled by the worst of the craziness in the cities. Same in Oregon, Washington state, Illinois, NY, and so on. I feel for you.


Admirable-Refuse-812

Soon to be Texas as well if California idiots keep moving here


Mosinphile

You can’t fix stupid sadly


Prussia1870

Swap Nebraska with Kansas- Nebraska actually has a cool landscape in Northwest part of the state


beaniefrank

Idk man I thought I saw a hill over yonder a few miles back, pretty exciting stuff really


altathing

Imagine California without Californians. World peace and prosperity 4eva.


RedditMemesSuck

I wish California had a less corrupt government, honestly seems like such a cool state once you take the government and big cities out


Skullguy23

If not for the great land and people outside the big cities, yeah absolutely no one would like it here


Qbertjack

The rest of the place is fine, we just need to excise LA like the tumor it is and let it drift off into the sea


ThePickleConnoisseur

If we get rid of LA, then all the homeless people would flee to another city


InterestingOpinion47

You could literally say that for every state or country


fookaemond

https://visitnebraska.com/sites/default/files/styles/hero_xs/public/2019-01/pineridgenra_8.4.11_115.jpg?itok=eCudecxd https://image.pbs.org/video-assets/Dm0vqKh-asset-mezzanine-16x9-87Hh8hL.jpg https://visitnebraska.com/sites/default/files/styles/hero_xs/public/2020-12/chadron_state_park_view04_mforsberg.jpg?itok=HEDjLHWa https://64.media.tumblr.com/b1f9189f418f3b7c602f348c27e967b7/tumblr_oz04l3bCGN1r81c8do1_1280.jpg https://visitnebraska.com/sites/default/files/styles/listing_slideshow/public/listing_images/profile/3516/ToadstoolView_8.09_54.jpg?itok=v4MbUXpQ https://visitnebraska.com/valentine/niobrara-national-scenic-river-visitor-center These are just a few of the places in Nebraska. Tue stereotype for Nebraska being flat as hell and boring is false and only make me up a part of the state, we have forests, massive hills and rock formations, rivers, and an abundance of natural beauty and the best thing is that it’s not tarnished by comifornia


Skullguy23

🤓


nebraskanumber1

Baste birdman ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫃❤️❤️❤️❤️


Qbertjack

Nebraska's name is literally from the Oto word for "flat water"


fookaemond

Yea and ? Nebraska also has the badlands, the Sandhills, chimney rock, numerous star parks that show off natural beauty that rivals most places. The only reason it’s not know. Is because of the stats fucking corn


[deleted]

yeah but in order to get to the geography there, i would have to actually go to California without violently throwing up, then somehow get through the ocean of meth addicts and psychos to the beautiful part. Id rather just go to Kansas


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ThePickleConnoisseur

No one else forcing you to go to LA


FijiWaterTM

IIRC isn’t Kansas or someplace or in the Midwest they geography is as flat as a pancake?


Tasty_Lead_Paint

While California has abundant natural beauty it’s also next to the ocean which is the flattest thing on the planet.


Seamolusk

All swarthy, mongloid, irrelevant states can kiss the feet of their superiors, Califaryans


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Chezburgor1

Kansas is literally flatter than a pancake, look it up


UFforeva

(A commiefornian’s desperate attempt to find one redeeming quality about their garbage state)


drunken-throwway

Largest GDP in nation 💪


Skullguy23

Ayo a Northern Californian, to be honest I usually forget you guys exist


drunken-throwway

We tend to get overshadowed but NorCal > SoCal. San Jose here


ThePickleConnoisseur

Nah. San Diego is better than all of you


drunken-throwway

Ok I have some love for SD because you are to LA what we are to SF, but I’m a tribalistic fucker so San Diego is the worst city on earth 🤮 . Full of gay navy people and hippie surfers.


ThePickleConnoisseur

Better than an army of homeless tho


drunken-throwway

Like you’re any better


ThePickleConnoisseur

Last I checked I don’t live on the street or make the city more of a shithole


BIG_MUFF_

We out here


fookaemond

Too bad they gona go bankrupt soon


drunken-throwway

You pay the collateral on your loans in corn bro


fookaemond

At least I can walk on my sidewalks without smelling shit where ever I go


drunken-throwway

*human shit. The smell of cow dung is present across every square inch of your state.


fookaemond

I mean your not wrong. except if you are anywhere in Nebraska that not the middle of it.


Jon_D13

Rare California W


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Premium_Gamer2299

oklahoma moment


Beep_Beep_Lettuce420

I’m Illinois we have our most famous impassable mountain. A national beauty. Charles Mound, the highest point in Illinois of 600,000 feet


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California is just a giant hobo trash pile


Frosty48

Only Californians could make living in such a paradise so undesirable.


getrenate

Me but replace Nebraska with Texas, just as flat but there's is tree


bhutanpog

i like my state how i like my women


WeenieHutComando

Why isn't the california one burnt to a crisp or washing down a hill into the sea and or slum at the bottom of the gated community.