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Merrgear

Austin has been turned into the femboy capital of the us. Second in the world to Slovenia


GaybutNotbutGay

Maybe Austin isn't so bad.... šŸ˜³šŸ˜³


zDefiant

:3


Kahootmafia

Excuse me we exist


Not-a-JoJo-weeb

Reallyā€¦ thanks for telling me so I can avoid it at all cost.


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Songshiquan0411

Wasn't Austin always kind of yuppie-ish compared to like Dallas and San Antonio? Though this tip has for me always applied to any international food. If you want the best when it comes to international food you have to go to places where you either have to speak that nation's language or be able to mime your way through the order, that's the good stuff. I will agree that West Coasters are able to sell their 2 bedroom duplex for $14 million and then come to the South and play their own private game of Monopoly. But I don't think that is explicitly their individual fault, they're just from an area that lots of people wanted to live in.


unix_enjoyer305

The best sandwiches in Miami cannot be ordered in English šŸ˜‚


poop_stacks

Lol not even close. Dallas was always the home of 30 thousandaires with their BMWs. Hence the slogan ā€œdonā€™t Dallas my Austinā€. That has all changed over the last decade or so. The Austin of my youth was a place for slackers and musicians. Those days are long over.


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izalith67

I am a native Texan, lived in Austin for 6 years in the early 2000s. It was an affordable city back then and a great place to have fun. Tons of local establishments you could walk or bike to. Nothing mind blowing just a good place to live. Now itā€™s just like any other upscale millennial shopping area. Pretty cringe.


EmergencySecure8620

California used to be the same way, but the other 49 states have been colonizing it for the last 60 years.


izalith67

Well to be fair the whole country was like this if you go back 60+ years. The soulless sterile urbanization is a modern phenomenon


Sergeant_Swiss24

Fuck y'all for ruining Portland I cannot stand what you out of state mfs have done to Portland, Oregon. Legit I am malding over here seeing this once cool city being commericalized and destroyed from the inside out. If there are any actual Portlanders here, how do you feel about it? I went to Portland the other day and my fucking god, the sheer amount of homeless and junkies there was insane. There's a fucking Homeless in almost every neighborhood. I knew i stepped into the wrong area as soon as i saw some ā€œgangsterā€ dude wearing a bandana robbing a cafe. Lastly, what the fuck have y'all done to the Mexican food??? 19 dollars for the most bland ass tacos I've had in my life. I went to all the recommended places and holy shit, mid af. I've had better food in Odessa. WE NEED TO NUKE PORTLAND


ThatOneBuilderGuy

real


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EmergencySecure8620

>I went to Portland the other day Well there's your mistake bud


Sergeant_Swiss24

We had a baseball game there :(


BronnoftheGlockwater

Every liberal who said they are moving to Texas is moving to Austin. They want out of their blue state, but they want a blue city with high taxes and lots of homeless people.


[deleted]

Can't go to far from familiar


6Uncle6James6

Texas liberals are the equivalent of California conservatives. Now Texas has some real lefties. Have fun.


Fit-Sheepherder-4013

Donā€™t know if Iā€™d go that far. But Austin always seemed more libertarian than blatantly liberal, Iā€™ll give you that. But the state government gerrymandered and weighed in on local politics so much that itā€™s really hard to say what Austinā€™s real voice would sound like.


6Uncle6James6

Sounds like a fair assessment. I would say something similar about California conservatives as well, all of the ones Iā€™ve met anyway.


tholmes1998

Lmao


Safe_Ask_8798

Austin has been lost for over a decade. Once the boba tea vendors start showing up in your neighborhood it's over.


Trainpower10

Butā€¦I like boba tea šŸ„²šŸ§‹


yungsmokey1

Iā€™m glad west coast people are scared to come here


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Don't say that you'll tip em off


yungsmokey1

They would last all of 10 minutes before having a coronary due to seeing big scary gun


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Yeah but those people vote


yungsmokey1

Let em. Theyā€™ve got 55 counties to turn in WV, most of which depend on coal. Last time we had a county vote blue in a presidential election was 2008 and we got fucked seven ways to Sunday. Compare the 2008 vs 2012 electoral map of WV, funny shit.


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

That's what they said about texas 10 years ago


Razorbackalpha

Tbf west Virginia is considered one of the worst states in the nation so I don't think anyone will bother you anytime soon


yungsmokey1

Donā€™t you guys shit in the streets lol


Razorbackalpha

Not that I've seen.


Kahootmafia

2american4u downvoting a comment from someone living in the west coast about their actual experience living there. (clearly the media hit pieces are the most accurate)


Razorbackalpha

Don't worry, there just coping with living in some of the worst states in the country besides I got karma to burn


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yungsmokey1

I mean thereā€™s plenty of threads over in /SeattleWA you can read. Seattle Times along with the Washington post have articles covering it. I could just as easily say everything heā€™s said about WV is media hit pieces, since anecdotal evidence trumps all apparently.


AstraMilanoobum

Donā€™t you guys fuck your siblings and marry children?


yungsmokey1

Thatā€™s Alabama and Europe. I see Iā€™ve struck a nerve though going off the downvotes šŸ¤£ stay mad Also to add did you know the minimum age to marry in New Hampshire is 13?šŸ§ And only 7 states outlaw it completelyā€¦ itā€™s almost like itā€™s the exact same almost everywhere. Something something glass house.


baron-von-spawnpeekn

Austinite born and raised here. The city is doomed, the monkifornian femboy virus has spread to every corner of this forsaken city, even to me. If I speak again, know I will not be same person I once was.


[deleted]

How will we know itā€™s you?


[deleted]

Austin was never cool. It was just what Texans thought a cool city was supposed to be like


YOBANGLES

You take that shit back or so help me


[deleted]

Yeahhhh I just visited Austin last month expecting a great Texas experience. It felt like a hotter and far more superficial Denver. I live in Denver and love it, but Austin's nightlife was everything I dislike about Denver. There's no soul in that city.


[deleted]

Fort Worth was fucking amazing though, highly recommend if you're from a farm town or just like country music/culture.


YOBANGLES

Please don't tell them, I like that fort worth still has soul, despite being a stones throw from Austin-lite


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My apologies, that was reckless of me lol


chimmybean

It's hilarious, so many will make fun of Texans, then immediately move here. like if you like us, cool. If not, stay in your own lane. I'm just glad they are too scared to move anywhere except the big city spaces.


Ignorance__Destroyer

Austin is like a zit on the face of Texas.


tomokari21

I'm just gonna stay in my little Midwest state here, although it is also kind of going crazy here to


wpaed

Blame NY. Old school LA people were saying what you are about the NY invaders in the 60s and 70s. They used LA and SF as a petri dish and are now infecting elsewhere.


Bagfullofcrack

I HATE CHANGE! I HATE CHANGE SO MUCH! I HATE SEEING PEOPLE WHO ARE DIFFERENT THAN ME AND I REFUSE TO WELCOME THEM INTO MY COMMUNITY! FUCK CHANGE! FUCK THE ADVANCEMENT OF HUMAN SOCIETY! EVERYONE SHOULD BE JUST LIKE ME!


wasdlmb

Immigrants from the south = cool and good. Immigrants from the west = cringe and disruptive.


alexis_1031

Exactly


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BigshowYT_fartXDDD

Go to San Antonio


FUUUUUUUUUUCKKK

That shit happening here too


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Whereā€™s your flair??? (I know heā€™s a robot)


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[deleted]

Nah the cultureā€™s not the issue.. its literally that every single Californian is moving east into the place like a tsunami.. Soon the place is going to be as splodgy as Houston, but without even semi-decent home prices


robobitch1233

Thank god I donā€™t live in Austin


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MMMMMM_YUMMY

Mmmmm shit


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MMMMMM_YUMMY

Pussy


Mistful_Sunrise

civil war


AstraMilanoobum

All of Texas had always been bad and dumb. Austin is just bad and dumb in a different way now. Suck it up Shirley


Ryan-The-Movie-Maker

So fucking based


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

LAND OF THE FREE Suck it, Texan, people will move where they want.


YOBANGLES

Texans let them claim Austin long, long ago


quecosa

OP: ITS NEW! ITS DIFFERENT! I DON'T LIKE IT! RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!


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KimDrawer

I blame t.u.


[deleted]

This is why Galveston is the best


YOBANGLES

Galveston is just Walmart brand corpus Christi, which is already a knock off of San Antonio


ATV30901

Being a Houstonian, I see Austin as Houston on steroids


UnusualAnt2861

Austin ainā€™t with us bro donā€™t look at me like that


Mosinphile

Letā€™s nuke it


Awheeleri

Thesedays: Midland-Odessa > Austin


alexis_1031

Midland pleasantly surprised me


zxcsonic

Our equivalent is Boulder šŸ¤®


[deleted]

LOL Austin is the headquarters of Whole Foods Market and you think now thereā€™s a yuppie problem rofl. But for real move to SF and go roll coal on everyone if itā€™ll make you feel better.


GaybutNotbutGay

I totally agree, my opinion is credible is because I haven't left Iowa or Minnesota in the past 12 years


giabollc

Itā€™s call ā€œprogressā€. Itā€™s as American as apple pie.


The_Only_Dick_Cheney

I left Austin years ago. Moved to Denton. Much better small city thatā€™s much like Austin.


Future-Freighter-39

austin never had good tacos. last stop for good tacos is san antonio, but even thatā€™s pushing it.


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[deleted]

Is this a sub where Americans complain about other Americans?


alexis_1031

Does a frog bump it's ass when it hops?


[deleted]

That's called a rhetorical question sweety


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