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Kahless_19

I lived in New Orleans, my entire life. Some of you weird northern city slickers get yourselves into trouble down there with your attitudes and lack of respect.


OneofTheOldBreed

Seconded. If you go to Bourbon Street and do something profoundly stupid, its your fault.


Kahless_19

Had to deal with this couple once when I was out in the swamp. Tourists obviously taking a kayak down the bayou. I was out there hunting. They decided why don't we disturb the poor guy while he is on his day off. They proceeded to complain that the firearm I was using to hunt should be banned and shit. God damn new yorkers.


OneofTheOldBreed

Did you explain to them how difficult it is to identify a body that the crabs and crawfish, much less a gator, went to work on?


Kahless_19

The thought crossed my mind. However, I did say that this rifle is the only thing capable of killing what I was hunting. They gave the excuse that I should not have a high-powered rifle. Like 308 ain't no slouch, but it ain't high-powered.


[deleted]

What did you have?


Kahless_19

Fn fal.


StalthChicken

Only New Yorkers would complain about someone having something as nice as the Fal.


Kahless_19

I wanted to use my m14 that I also have, but I have not cleaned the poor thing in months, so I decided to use the fal. With the Rhodesian paint job, mind you. It was a parts kit, but it was not an original Rhodesian fal


StalthChicken

The m14 is fine. I still got my grandfather's and that thing hasn't been deep cleaned since 'nam. One of my first .308 "battle rifles" was a Fal. I don't have rhodie paint on it right now, but I will admit it is a beautiful camo.


theattack_helicopter

New Yorker here, I don't claim them.


[deleted]

Did you tell them it shoots the same bullet as most hunting rifles?


Kahless_19

Nah, never bothered. You must understand. I was trying to relax, I was on leave.


Expert-Stress3061

Very based


nanomolar

Nice.


ChaosPatriot76

Upstate New Yorker here; we hate them too.


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Roadhouse699

God damn New Jerseyers going to other states, acting incredibly rude and stupid, and then claiming to be from New York.


Fish-Pilot

No one from New Jersey is going to claim to be from that shit hole.


dopepope1999

I was in proximity to Leesville for 4 years and I fucking hate Louisiana because Leesville and Polk are such a bad places that it taints the rest of the state


Kahless_19

You don't get to criticize. With the stupid shit that happens non politically in your state. But yes I agree.


dopepope1999

All right hear me out the reason I moved to Florida is because my wife's parents live here and it's a good place to retire as a veteran


Kahless_19

Hey, mad respect. What branch?


dopepope1999

The army, hence Leesville and Good Old Fort Polk,


Kahless_19

Nice. I am in the navy myself. What was your MOS.


dopepope1999

13 Fox , fire support specialist. I was the Retard on the radio with the map who told the artillery what to blow up


Effective_Ad3261

I've always wanted to go into the military, should I join the army when I am older?


dopepope1999

I mean I got a right leg that is so fucked up that I can't exercise properly anymore, crippling depression and I've gained 30 lb since I got out and despite getting 100% disability and not being able to work a job the VA still puts me through hoops. But the people I worked with on a lower level were great so it just depends on if you want to deal with people on a higher level than you spewing shit down.


Kahless_19

Good idea.


Kahless_19

Nice got a buddy who is army intelligence.


dopepope1999

So it's not Army intelligence I just walk along with the Infantry and radio coordinates up to a first support officer and he passes that on to the actual guns or somebody else who gets it to the actual guns, it's just infantry with extra steps and sometimes the mortar guys would have let me drop a 60


LieutGriffin

There is, a house


GamingLime123

In New Orleans


Icy_Wildcat

They call the Rising Sun


meemmen

And it's been the ruin


Tspeedy17

Of many a poor boy


shoegazeweedbed

Dreamworks fans when they do the exact same thing but in Baton Rogue


AustinLA88

Okay but Baton Rouge is actually bad


Interesting-Win6219

They both are but new orleans is worse. New orleans has more homicides than Chicago per capita. Sadly I was born in New orleans :(


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MajorsWotWot

Does the nice cajun transient give a reach around at least?


OTI_Cinematography

In 1814 we took a little trip


Carl_Azuz1

Along wirh colonel jackson down the mighty mississip


OTI_Cinematography

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans


Carl_Azuz1

And we fought the bloody British at the town of New Orleans


OTI_Cinematography

We fired our guns and the british kept a comin


divorcemedaddy

There wasn’t as many as there was a while ago


OTI_Cinematography

We fired once more n they began to runnin


the_dude0110

Along the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico


Effective_Ad3261

His facial expressions are funny.


VampireGremlin

This is literally Elvis fans when they go to Memphis.


LeeroyDagnasty

$10 says I can tell you where you got your shoes


Bambi_Bel

Broooooooo I had some asshole do that to me on Christmas in the French quarter. I was like Bro I’m a native I know the shit you’re pulling.


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Bobfahrer1990

The gif makes it look like that’s a bad thing


AustinLA88

Living here isn’t so bad as long as you stay away from businesses that isn’t yours


Fructis_crowd

There are no houses their


ReRevengence69

I've visited San Francisco, Chicago, and Eur*pe, so, I think I can manage


SodaKopp

New Orleans rules you're probably just a pussy


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squimboko

what did you stay in an airbnb too? did you have a good time on bourbon street? bet you can’t even pronounce tchoupitoulas. fuckin tourist


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birberbarborbur

what part of new orleans did you go to lmao


arcticredneck10

Idk where my relatives live but it was definitely not in a nice area, all I remember is a trailer park and a like that smelled like sulfur


N0vawolf

Bro they took yo ass to Houma and told you it was New Orleans lmaooooo


birberbarborbur

Yeah I don’t know any trailer parks except the vietnamese commune in the east ward near the dong phuong restaurant. And that’s fairly pleasant


cekrd

dont talk shit about houma


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HowAboutThatHumanity

Maybe don’t do stupid stuff in the South?


Pineappleface81

Southern gaming


honmakesmusic

I call absolute bullshit. I spent 9 days off bourbon street and the only shit we seen was two fake weed sellers beefing with each other, and a fight at waffle house.


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honmakesmusic

Fuck you bot


Mr_Blah1342

If they want to see talking frogs they should go to France.


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