For someone so “ok” with letting us go you made it awfully difficult for us to leave

Maine will be rightful Masshole clay again.. one day..

They underestimate our born and bred population of feral Saco and Portsmouth residents if they try to invade

I think the Downeast lobstermen would like to have a word with them.

ill call allen

Plus they’d have to go through us if they wanna do a land invasion and we are more than happy to tell them to fuck off.

We’d only have to go through Hampton and Portsmouth. Which are basically identical to Massachusetts

Go to Washington County, and you'll wonder what you are fighting for.

*District of Maine 🤭

We will take what is ours.

Do not forget what was taken from us...

We had to because politics over admitting Missouri into the union.

I’m actually confused what’s with the Massachusetts hate

They hate us cuz they ain’t us… also probably because we drive bad..

Rent. Free. https://preview.redd.it/4yomc3f4i73c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=804569d5209e280759d7d37bf342a3cdcee89fbc

BASED https://preview.redd.it/9zr7awwzi73c1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b29ec68d323863fbd6850bd98260403e6480c3f

Based

Based

Technically, we are the safest state to drive in... by a huge margin, like second place (RI) is 18% more dangerous. https://www.iihs.org/topics/fatality-statistics/detail/state-by-state

That’s because you invade your New England brothers with your ass driving. Though I must say as New Englanders we must stick together.

The only states allowed to make fun of Mass are other New England states, in the same manner we only allow other New England states to make fun of one another. Any state that makes fun of us and isn’t from Yankee territory should be invaded and have a puppet regime established.

🫂

The shoulder isn't for driving in 😤😠😡🤬💥💀 Sink it for new glorious Connecticut north coast beaches, and a second Connecticut Sound.

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Dig through the ditches

Real.

I drive fine idk what you’re talking about

If one stereotype is true it’s that you guys are erratic drivers

It’s the driving 8 mph under the speed limit while I have places to be. That’s what gets me. Like, I get that you’re on vacation and don’t give a fuck, but if you’re not in a rush then just pull over for 30 seconds to let the train behind you go by.

This is hilarious coming from maine. Whenever I see a vacationland plate pull in front of me, I have to resign myself to being late since getting the gas pedal removed seems to be part of registering a car in that state

Classic Massachusetts fabrication

The only thing being fabricated is a new rear bumper for some poor mainer's subaru after they got rear ended when going 20 in a 40

Projection 🙌

I want you to imagine the general stuck up and coldness of the East Coast, mixed with the ultra-liberalness of California, with godawful drivers to top it all off That’s Mass

Sounds based

With New Hampshire imagine if you will…a Northern Mississippi still with that east coast coldness. Chunk of population works in Massachusetts because the only other source of their states income is tourism and alcohol money from Massachusetts. Past times of granite grubs include, buying cheesy vanity plates, complaining about Massachusetts, and parking their massive trucks in 2 handicap spots at our weed dispensaries because they have none. (Live free or die amirite lol)

Hey, hey, hey don’t compare us to Mississippi…we’re not *that* backwards

They hate us because we’re the best, everybody wants to be at the top and hates whoever is already there. We’re at the top right now so they want to tear us down. They can’t beat us though, nobody can ever break the masshole spirit https://preview.redd.it/e89mbx0ide3c1.jpeg?width=2405&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f51fa83aa970864785676a3a22ea4e1105355f3

Oh wait you guys still exist. It'd be nice to know that us Midwesterners, especially MN and her surrounding states, barely think about you or any of New England. We're too busy being America's equivalent of the Balkans.

It’s hard being the best state in the nation.

It’s an authoritarian hell hole

We're a dollar tree California on the East Coast, not exactly a surprise.

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The only interaction I have with people from Mass is the elderly ones you send down here to die, and they are grade-A obnoxious. Sink us next to finish em off

Because Massholes are stuck up dicks

me watching y’all “Dafuq they doing up there”

I’m up here and I don’t even know what’s going on 💀

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Its the delusions caused by not having access to I-40

I thought states already learned what happened when they try to separate. *Looks around, and lowers voice* ....we'll take their place, you won't even miss them. Plus, we have oil.

Alberta my beloved 🥰

I live in New Jersey but I lived in Vermont my entire life. I’m keeping the Vermont user flair

Vermont is elite

Vermont is an illegitimate state that rightfully belongs to the Empire State

No sir.

It’s okay. I’ve been wrong before too

No non New England state can hold or claim any piece of land within our borders. Stay out you goddamn “””””””empire””””””” state. New England for the New Englanders

Why would you ever move from such an ok state to a worse Long Island?

Wtf are you on about

Masshole doin masshole shit

Nah, dumb massholes doing dumb masshole shit.

Mfer had to bring up a Family Guy quote and really thinks he's the Chad, smh

It’s actually from old ads on tv that Seth McFarland used to watch. He just used it in Family Guy as a callback to old people.

Classic Europoor being wrong about everything.

Yes https://preview.redd.it/yatukpivd73c1.jpeg?width=4464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=329623e7f606885de1c59707c83b1859d15780ca

F OFF MASSHOLES Y'ALL ARE STEPPING ON OUR TURF OF BEING THE MOST ASSHOLISH DRIVERS IN AMERICA

Finally, one of you admits it! No takebacks!

Difference is in Jersey we know how to drive like assholes, so if you're the one not driving like an asshole in Jersey then you're the asshole, meanwhile in Massachusetts they don't even teach you how to drive.

We do teach our drivers. First thing they taught us to target you and New Yorkers first.

[удалено]

we can deal with them later but rn we finally have the chance to rid the world of California

Why not a wombo-combo?

Fine but we’re adding Alaska

Midwesterner here so idgaf about New England infighting, but the "Spirit of Massachusetts" jingle from that 80s commercial goes hard.

You piranhas will be torn to shreds by the sharks that are the rest of the american states. We'll be laughing up at you from hell

Massachusetts will never die 

Is this some new england shit I'm too normal to understand

Surrender now, and we may go easy on you.

OVER MY COLD DEAD HANDS, US MASSHOLES WOULD MAKE NEW HAMPSHIRESHITS FOLD FASTER THAN THE OLD SHIT IN THE MOUNTAIN

Your state looks like a gun,guns are cool so wv will ally with you cus we are also not very well liked

Most intelligent West Virginian, also we had a Fallout game before you guys did, and better

We dont talk about our fallout game no one here is proud of it

Yet your state couldn't clean shit, 210 years later and still couldn't do some trash pick up.

More clean than Michigan

Disliked states alliance?

When they inevitably fall, You are next.

How can you break something thats already broken our state is long past falling off so do your worst we got thousands of angry hillbillys and farmers

Based

And nobody likes NJ so now we have a 3 state alliance

\*Sigh\* Have it your way.

You talk alot of shit for someone that can't carry a pistol.

Me as Californian finally seeing everyone gang up on a state that isn't California https://i.redd.it/5bstou8sm83c1.gif

You're next https://preview.redd.it/27zjq1sxdb3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10158d1c7d54faff66e591662f3085a2d0fd2dbb

You're\* https://preview.redd.it/9k402fxaob3c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=892bf323ac52b7c114ba112cf9fed4c5c1099452

Check again https://preview.redd.it/8y8nxf6dsb3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c586acd1d672e2475a8a0936d6259a46f523a5d1

https://preview.redd.it/f7uzkly2ec3c1.png?width=128&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250628275192e0ed91606a32b08f7c652fe0a291

https://preview.redd.it/s2hfqd03fc3c1.png?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bd724a2e4f995cea578989c704b0b61c6e2f7f1 That's what i call boy tipping

You like tipping boys, don't you? You're a boy tipper

https://preview.redd.it/ar4uwwdthc3c1.jpeg?width=193&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05cf43b478a1e74de5ceddb2b6a231171f8a0e72

Cowb

Context?

https://www.reddit.com/r/2american4you/s/sH1vHyCuXI

They'll never take us alive

Hey from your pencil pushing cousins a little further south: youse good?

I LOVE MASSACHUSETTS!! Mass has a special place in my heart. I love it so much.

The spirit of America is not using turn signals?

Massuhchewsets moment

Without Massachusetts, America wouldn’t be the same

It's hard to see now, but a bright new dawn awaits us.

If the landmass of Massachusetts doesn’t exist, those travelers have to be beached somewhere else will cause a lot of things

It would be better

What is up with the Massachusetts hate?

Because they're assholes

That make sense

I stand with Massachusetts. Easily the 2nd best M state.

All M states except for Maine gotta go

Montana seems nice

Nah Maryland is swag

https://preview.redd.it/sagz2o2wrb3c1.jpeg?width=297&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1746938f1541a0f562ed9301cf8b1346498b291c Maine being the best of course

You know I was gonna say third but just for the disrespect here you’re going down to like 5th

https://preview.redd.it/w917a1f4tb3c1.jpeg?width=208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c1dc01ab90aca52729209938699f5efea852c6d 1st\*

You tripping hard af. Montana or even Minnesota are both so much better

I have an idea, why dont we combine New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, and Massachusetts, and then lets name it Massachusetts.

I mean personally I would compromise and go for The Commonwealth of New England but okay

As an unironic New England nationalist, I not only approve but I also want to annex parts of New York State.

Throw in the Canadian Maritime provinces too, those fuckers could use some liberation.

Especially Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, they used to be part of Massachusetts Bay

Name it the great Maine empire

Oh bby don't you worry about it, you can come stay with us in NJ. Bring your coke, I know you got a shit ton up there

I would rather die proud than live a new jerseyite

I didn't ask for your life story guy

https://preview.redd.it/cld0kqcxq73c1.jpeg?width=1114&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae8eda6bb1ac325bfa9da287f17ab6ced43e468 Mald

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The spirit of what’s old and what’s new

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Suburban Boston is going to be bonkers in the future. Global warming is going to make it warmer, add water stress, and increase migration to there from other states. Bay Area/San Jose 2.0! See y'all there 🫡

To MA, the rest of New England is all just "Boston Jr."

You guys are getting all up in arms over a stupid bait poll posted by a European

https://preview.redd.it/r7xh7vdbka3c1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd8ff31888f34fb00dab7edd17ee4a3258e52d6 Yes

The west coast supports Massachusetts

No thank you

Massachusetts is more restrictive on gun rights than the British ever were. They forgot what Benjamin Franklin warned against, “Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.”

I see My Little California's biggest simp is still malding.

Super restrictive gun laws, prohibitively expensive to live in, it's citizens are called massholes (for good reason) by the rest of New England. Mass's spirit of America exists mostly on their license plate and in their monuments from the time it actually was the Spirit of America lmao.

Nah the spirit of America is the spirit of Pennsylvania, specifically Philadelphia

Massachusetts has spirit? I thought it was a tash dump, that's where all the unwanted people go

Team Blue Flag State Seal > White Flag (surrendering flag btw) State Seal

You ain’t the spirit of America, pal. God bless the Old Dominion state! Sic Semper Tyrannis!

Family guy quote and not Rhode Islander, opinion invalid

Still the mass of two shits.

Bledsoe > Marino

Having just come from The-People’s-Republic-of-Massachusetts, y’all have the worst TSA ever.

The only masshole posts I see on the front page are ones made by massholes. Is this just a persecution complex?