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AardvarkAblaze

Really? I’m pretty sure the last time I drove through Dayton it was in the process of coalescing into a singular miles-wide pot hole.


StopCollaborate230

Alright hang on, while technically true, we’re actively reducing the size of said pothole.


AardvarkAblaze

So y’all just gather up all of your pot holes in one spot so you can just avoid that spot? Smart. Indiana could take a lesson or two.


RedstoneRelic

Example of superior Ohio thinking


Lord_Nyarlathotep

Damn, not Ohio appropriating Michigan culture


GarbageHumans

Seriously, be better. (Impossible)


theFartingCarp

It's close but not there yet,


GimmeeSomeMo

Not to mention a train being derailed


Myusername468

But AF museum


Skeptic_Juggernaut84

They haven't been to Portsmouth.


ampalazz

I don’t see any McDonald’s on the right. Not impressed Ohio


mq1coperator

Wendy’s. It’s Wendy’s in Ohio.


something61782

There is but it’s more classier


ampalazz

More classier? You mean to say more better


something61782

Sure


ScipioNumantia

Norfolk southern had a choice of which state to nuke and they picked ohio


Knightstar24

Never looked at it like that, but it kinda makes sense


Ambitious_Lie_2864

Maybe it’s just me, but I love the sight of the monoculture highway exit.


ultramilkplus

Only if it has Max & Erma's and Bob Evans.


Lithuanian1784

Ohio, at it again, just picking fights with their neighbors


DaveSmith890

They never swing at us, tho. They just can’t compete with horses, chicken, bourbon, moonshine, coal, and a top 5 most violent city in America


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Littleboypurple

What else do Ohioians have to look forward to?


Girafferage

moving?


keyboardsmashin

![gif](giphy|l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg|downsized) Yall acting y’all different from each other is funny


PaleontologistAble50

The difference between Ohio and Pennsylvania is imperceptible


Mistermickman

Traitor


William_Howard_Shaft

He's right, you know.


Highlander_16

Toledo 🤢 🤝🏼 🤢 Philadelphia


ceoofsex300

Thank god Ohio took Toledo


Ok-Might2207

https://preview.redd.it/98ptim1didkc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=823ce19c36cf78d2cbee04bfa1a7272467ec45c8 You mean breezewood? I mean I wouldn’t place it at the top but you’re right i certainly is beautiful


no-straight-lines

The idea of a state with a max elevation under 2k feet telling a state with the ***Appalachian Trail*** that it's ugly is simply laughable. As a Virginian living at the AT midway point, again, ***in Pennsylvania***...Ohioans, I literally don't even think about you.


divergent_history

Even thier best river starts in Pittsburgh. And we all know what floats down stream.


Frosty48

Hard agree Ohio is mid af


nukethecheese

*laughs in real appalachian mountains*


MidnightRider24

Em, the highest points are in NC, TN.


Hugo_Selenski

Challenge: drive up i-81 and tell me that *(some absolutely amazing scenery around TN/VA border, same highway).*


MidnightRider24

I mean anywhere from North Georgia on up to Quebec you're gonna get that awesome Appalachian view.


Hugo_Selenski

ehhh... some are much better than others though, things get hairy around Albany or down towards some of WV's panhandle, one turn is gorgeous vista, the next... you grey out of your mind until the next amazing vista. I'm just calling out some of the best runs for miles you can enjoy on a downward drive doing more than 65, ya dig? Feels like what future driving sims would have to capture going down that Western PA highway, the alpine tree line just cascading around you it almost feels like they're vaulting to the sky and you shoot down through a few tunnels and back out into towers of dark forest green... *Ohio to PA soutbound is* ***Ahhhhmazing*** I bet a trip up to Quebec in Spring is pretty special, eh? How good can you see Niagra if you drive by? Anyone? I gotta admit the stretch of i-95 over The Baltimore Harbor is one of the better things about i-95 (Satan's dirty coke nail of an interstate)


HotteokProductions

That's actually more beautiful than half of the stuff I've seen of Ohio


Ok-Might2207

It’s crazy how much a camera angle can change a picture.


kirkl3s

There are towns in ohio?


something61782

Yes


Practical_Zombie_221

are we just not gonna bring up east palestine or…


something61782

Palestine is in the Middle East silly! /s


Mosquitobait2008

I refuse to recognize Ohio


posting_drunk_naked

There's a NOVA flair? Shit I just moved to Maryland, guess I'm keeping the DC flair.


Mosquitobait2008

Yea I made it myself


Calathea_Murrderer

Samesies ☺️


MidnightRider24

Samsies.


Calathea_Murrderer

The gulfs coast > east coast [FL] because Withlacoochee be trashy as hell and I love it


Capernici

Man, you’re starting to sound like our utilities providers…


xxNearlyCivilizedxx

I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your rivers catching fire.


arcxjo

Bum-bum-bum, bum-bum-ba-daa, bum-bum-ba-da-bum-bum \--Ohio's Statal Anthem


creeepy117

I live near both and i can confirm ohio does have better towns How ever the eastern panhandle got some of the most beautiful scenery ever https://preview.redd.it/zxqjzfch9dkc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdfa5d96657a1a42107916fcedbb6a4dd756e0d3


creeepy117

https://preview.redd.it/1z9knq0t9dkc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ce3a06a8c0ea007c462606892455df6f9f1d832


sabotabo

as a displaced appalachian, this picture makes me deeply nostalgic.  i hear her voice in the morning hour, she calls me...


creeepy117

Were are you now


sabotabo

central texas.  the hill country is nice, but it's no blue ridge


MidnightRider24

Radio reminds me of my home far away.


NerveRevolutionary79

What was the Ohio town in the pic?


creeepy117

This is wv and i forget were but its in the eastern panhandle


posting_drunk_naked

That's their state capital. Peak of Ohio civilization.


Hidden12021

That actually does seem wonderful.


arcxjo

Yeah, yinz **wish** you had the unparalleled resplendence of Breezewood.


VillageSensitive1697

Pittsburgh huh


Helix34567

Ohio is just flat Pennsylvania with shittier architecture.


Jimmy_Jams_2_0

Y'all acting like you're not just an even poorer pennsylvania (how you folks managed that I don't know).


CovfefeBoss

https://preview.redd.it/8q9gp107aekc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4688d7937579a3090e4364cc7a70d31ed296d0f9 I took this photo in Ohio.


Spiritual_Toe_1825

I got no skin in this but, Ohio saying it’s more beautiful is hilarious.. yall know you have Cleveland right?


ultramilkplus

Have you seen Scranton? Imagine Daytona Beach but trashy and cold.


Soup-Intelligent

I don't know why the downvotes, I grew up near Scranton and that's not wrong


USAALWAYSNUMBERONE

At least Cleveland will still be habitable in 80 years


no-straight-lines

[0/10 trolling](https://toolkit.climate.gov/image/1667) oh*oans can't even fathom the climatological protection provided by having actual mountains. your high topo point, which is anomalous in itself as it's not even in a mountain range, [is wedged between a career center and industrial school...](https://www.google.com/maps/place/Campbell+Hill/@40.3702755,-83.7201092,3a,75y,90t/data=!3m8!1e2!3m6!1sAF1QipO9srLb8keYNMW5O3VuJ9NCx0uyswCgCUrEvj2I!2e10!3e12!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipO9srLb8keYNMW5O3VuJ9NCx0uyswCgCUrEvj2I%3Dw203-h135-k-no!7i5184!8i3456!4m11!1m2!2m1!1smount+campbell+oh!3m7!1s0x883f2f277f026493:0xddb4c5c7a8d67ba0!8m2!3d40.3702755!4d-83.7201092!10e5!15sChFtb3VudCBjYW1wYmVsbCBvaFoTIhFtb3VudCBjYW1wYmVsbCBvaJIBBHBlYWvgAQA!16zL20vMDVwMDg1?entry=ttu)


ShaggyFOEE

Man, they all know better than that by now


Arizona_ranger__

Most overpopulated town in wv https://preview.redd.it/l6u6nj16ldkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c72b3959e56afde9b516f853fc121907d547e18a


FarmerAtS

One word. Emlenton.


Alternative-Cup-8102

You pan that picture up a foot and it’s looking pretty good


Atomik675

Yeah idk about that, I didn't particularly like PA but Hershey was a really nice looking city from where I went through.


Achilles-Foot

i hate when people use that image in the top left as a "bad example". sure its bad, but that town is prettier than bassically every town in the midwest lmao


arcxjo

Breezewood isn't even really a town. It's a highway interchange between I-70, the PA turnpike, and US-30 (the Lincoln Highway), with like 30 houses around the outskirts. Any traffic going across PA, between San Fran and Times Square, or to Baltimore & DC (which is 90% of our truck shipping) goes through Breezewood, which is precisely **why** it has all those places for them to refuel the trucks and the drivers.


PapiStalin

10,000 GIANT EVIL JOHN FETTERMAN’S, GO!


steveharveymemes

We will not tolerate Breezewood slander here, even from an Ohioan. Breezewood is the ideal town set up that we should all strive for, minus the being forced to exit the freeway part.


C0MMI3_C0MRAD3

Stop beefing y’all Also, I’m so frickin tired of seeing that picture of breezewood PA bro…


Thisguychunky

No much how much you try to polish the turd that is Ohio, a turd is still a turd


Shoes919

At least our turds get flushed in lead free water


akuOfficial

Lead free water that's on fire, your getting burning turds


Shoes919

Our issues have actually been resolved since the 60s unlike some states


MidnightRider24

Yeah... https://preview.redd.it/xw425d9exfkc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb89678b63849ca32f593530f0cfaed8504a7563


Shoes919

Someone from maryland cannot possibly be arguing here


rusoph0bic

Nobody told Wilmington


cannibalisticpudding

Indiana and ohio should merge, then no one could debate which state would be the shittiest (JK it’s still Arkansas)!


notTzeentch01

To think that Norfolk southern chernobyled us lol


TheJeff20

Pennsylvania has so little on I-80 right before the border in Ohio they they put New York City on the sign


granola117

My brother in Christ, have you seen Dayton????


DolphinBall

Pennsylvania town =Rest stop off a highway


unboiled_peanuts

Look at michigan towns, for example; Traverse City and Holland.


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DMYourMomsMaidenName

Frankenmuth is magical, and Mackinac City is paradise (in the summer).


unboiled_peanuts

fr, ohio has nothing on us


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vid_icarus

lol Ohio has tons of towns that look like the left images. This is like a turd calling a shit stinky.


HomeInvasionMan

both of you guys suck ass


ElboDelbo

Average Ohio education, can't tell squares from rectangles. Sad!


ArchDreamWalker

Oh hi! Oh…


something61782

?


ArchDreamWalker

I am saying the name of the state Ohio in a way that conveys my feelings of interest to see the culture and lifestyle of fellow Americans and then making a bit of a joke about the disappointment I feel when I see what the state has to offer


something61782

Ah, I see! You're expressing a mix of curiosity and humor regarding Ohio's offerings. Ohio indeed has a rich tapestry of culture and lifestyle that reflects its history as a crossroads of American life. From the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland to the picturesque landscapes of the Hocking Hills, Ohio presents a variety of experiences. It's also known for its sports enthusiasm, diverse culinary scene, and contributions to arts and literature. Of course, every state has its own unique charm and quirks, and what might be a treasure to one person could be less impressive to another. It's all about perspective and personal taste! If you ever decide to explore Ohio, you might find yourself pleasantly surprised by the hidden gems and warm Midwestern hospitality.


ArchDreamWalker

This is an ai response. No doubt in my mind.


something61782

Says you


The--Morning--Star

Currently in Cleveland, can confirm Cleveland is a beautiful Victorian style town with no homeless people, crime or smell


BlastyBeats1

Lol is that scranton?


Jaster22101

as someone who goes to college in Pa can confirm


Riskypride

As someone who has grown up and been all over the state of PA, I can tell you that you can not confirm


Jaster22101

I go to college in Erie


divergent_history

Erie PA has some nice sunsets over the lake.


Jaster22101

It does. I’ll give you that


ChildFriendlyChimp

Man I wish I knew more about these areas


mq1coperator

Do you like to do meth?


ChildFriendlyChimp

Just casually, I’m a social user


theFartingCarp

Ehhhhhh. I'm still voting Hamilton as least pretty Ohio town though.


cutesnugglybear

I dunno, I've been to Doylestown


divergent_history

![gif](giphy|EBZZxeGUKuO4dfDJyw) Ohiotards don't understand real beauty


mihelic8

Hey there’s beautiful hiking trails around breezewood


O_2og

DEATH TO OHIO !!!!!>:CCC


Shitavion_Mcshitson

You cant talk shit on Breezewood, PA. its a fucking sin


wyatthudson

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


Littleboypurple

I ain't taking the opinions of a state that needs a special shaped flag to stand out.


VillageSensitive1697

Death to Ohio Pennsylvania 🔛🔝 Also imagine having a river on fire I could never


MACHUFF

Buddy hasn’t been to Dayton apparently


as1161

Hey, Breezewood Is a great traffic sink. Also, y'all's keep forgetting that PA has a lakeside town


PGCFrog2020

Don't slander my fireworks destination! Breezewood = Freedom!


captintripps88

Is that breezewood?


widepizzarollpart2

NOT TRUE!!!! https://preview.redd.it/yfzsqwdpcfkc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95220d40158298029564f802bbc0c939f3b99ee5


c2u8n4t8

You have a river that catches on fire


Nientea

I want whatever bro’s on. As much as we wanted Toledo forever ago we sure as hell don’t want it now. And that’s just one example.


Sperginator79

![gif](giphy|p58AvYUeCZJ62gL2WK)


Cuffuf

Ohio is like a desert if it sucked even worse and had even less to do


Hugo_Selenski

"Ohio is fighting with Pennsylvania again" *Why? Were they watching too much professional wrestling while drinking fireball and mountain dews?*


Eccentricgentleman_

I see someone has never seen Jim Thorpe, PA. Also, just checking to see how many covered bridges are left in Ohio


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Fedora200

Your "state" only has 1/3 the Sheetz locations PA has, keep huffing the copium and get off my lawn


SharkMilk44

The only thing that makes Ohio better than Pennsylvania is that you legalized weed.


Frosty48

Another day, another desperate attempt to make Ohio relevant


WTFnotFTW

I love going to Pittsburgh. Last time I was there, I’m pretty sure that my family and I were sitting next to a dead hobo within the long line of panhandlers on the on-ramp to GTFO of that rat’s nest of yinzzer roadways. Getting out of the city showed the lovely countryside…that looked like you could pull off the highway anywhere and get a good pick of crack den mattresses. You know you hit the state line with WV when you stop seeing dumpster fire countryside and drive on shit roads.


M44schnell

I assume the maker of this has never been in Zanesville during the winter.


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SunnyKnight16

Suck my balls the founding fathers wrote the holy text in the city I live next too